#underthetables

[staiiiircasewiiiit]

your in your hospital bed using my employee health insurance and your going to figure out how to open up my typing program and figure it out even more. I know im your doctor and im in my room and got drowned in more uncomfortable and claustorphobic. MY BROTHER SAID BLACK PEOPLE ARE UGLY AND I NEVER SAID A WORD THAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE STUPID A DAY IN MY LIFE EXCEPT FOR EXPLAINING TO MY DAD MY LIFE HE HATES BLACK PEOPLE. IS THE CURE FOR ALL PEOPLE IM NOT GOING TO SHOW UP.

[under-the-table-podcast]

Hands!

[dorky-pals]

Under the Table Master list

Questions~

What is Under the Table?

Under the Table is a TOTTMNT fanfiction that I've been cooking up, brain and brawn duo centric. The deatailed summery of it is; Raph and Donnie get captured by the purple dragons and sold to a lady in the EPF known as Madame Null. (reference to IDW comics BTW) Null is obsessed with studying aggression and spends all her time poking at Raphs patience, and while Raph really just wants to escape or get revenge on Null, he can't. He can't because he doesn't know where Donnie is, or if he's even okay. And when Null gets the idea to use Raph as a weapon against mutants, is when Raph finally gets saved. But now Donnies in deeper trouble than before.

Where can I find Under the Table?

you can find it on ao3! Here!

My schedule for posting is once a month (third Monday!) And for some odd reason my updates don't send notifications! 🥲 So I suggest following the #UndertheTable tag so you know when updates are happening!

I also have some official art!

This is the cover, that I might redo because the shading is atrocious lmbo!

OH! I also have an official playlist too! The list of where and who the songs fit will come out of the closet later but feel free to give it a listen! Here

Feel free to ask more questions! I'll be happy to answer them!

[spookuzm]

I FINALLY GOT AN ART REQUEST OTHER THAN SNAS UNDERTHETABLE

[unroxyfication]

May we please know the name of this game with the under-the-table footjob?

gives you an underthetable footjob hi anon

[icandancemyname]

undertheweather

underthetable

[shuchu]

drunk ike is so cute. the way he whined about not having strawberries and about strawberries being his thing. i goddamn melted.

the noms after vox lifted the png up to his mouth and fed them to him, i tskr-ed in real life. he then swayed side to side in happiness and god, that killed me.

ike eveland, you're adorable. i love you.

[baerhard]

Hidden Truths

[xoxo-eros]

I really like this ask from one of @deceitful-darlings (I would assume) fans, so I decided to extend it using one of the examples they had written.

Here’s the fic

ALL CREDIT GOES TO: @deceitful-darlings 

Red means I love you

Inspired by this song: Red means I love you by Madds Buckley

Tw: Blood, Non-con, Violence, Death, !Read at your own risk!

Throughout this entire situation, you have tried to be as optimistic as possible. Even when the punishment got to you, when Lillia was routinely ruthless, Sebeks words cut like a knife or when Malleus attempted anything. You never stopped trying to think better but the increasingly dark thoughts were starting to push you over the edge. You refused to confine in anyone around you not even your boyfriend ehr- ex boyfriend, you dropped him after things got bad and never looked back.

You sat in your room, alone, deep in your horrific thoughts. Who knows how long it’s been, minutes, hours even you didn’t know. The door suddenly flew open, in the doorway was your ex, you stare at him blankly, in that very moment your very sanity snapped. He grabs you by the shoulders forcing you on the bed, yanking down your skirt revealing a pretty pair of panties. As he began to play with you, you laid there fully aware of what’s going on, but had no plans to stop him. Your thoughts had been locked away, frozen in time but your body was in the moment. He didn’t seem to care that you weren't reacting, he came for something and he was going to get it.

Ripping off your panties in a way that left dark marks on your hips, he lined himself up and shoved in hard. You flinched, it hurt but you still refused to move. Your head had caught up to your body a little while ago, but something told you not to move, whether it was a voice of reason or not, You Didn’t Move.

As he had his way with you, the noises started to get louder to the point that if anyone walked by they’d hear everything and that’s exactly what happened. Right as he was on his climax the door flew open with a bang.

Sebek stood in the doorway fuming, “YOU STUPID HUMANS” he screamed, grabbing your ex by the hair then proseding to beat the living daylights out of him. Then he turned to you, throwing your skirt at you instructing you to put it on, after you do he grabs your wrist and drags you to Lillia, but unbeknownst to both of you, your ex was determined to follow you.

As Sebek dragged you to Lillia, he scolded you the whole way. Just to your luck you had noticed Lillia wasn’t alone, he was talking to Silver and Malleus. Throwing you to your knees in front of the others, Sebek began to explain what he had found you doing, you wished you could listen but you were preoccupied with the semi naked man coming down the hallway.

Lillia had begun to mildly chastise you, telling you how badly you’d be punished but that was short lived. “You whore, have you been sleeping with them!” your ex yelled as he entered the room, stupid this man is utterly stupid but his banter slowly started to amuse you. “It’s unfortunate that things turned out this way” you say as you get up, Lillia eyed you as you walk over to the bleeding man that now is on the ground. Your dark thoughts told you to do something terrible so why not listen, the look in your eyes was pure awful intent and he could see it. “Y-you manic” he spat out at you, “well yeah I get manic when I know what I do causes death”.

Your words caused silence from anyone who heard, even Sebek couldn’t say anything, but you never took any mind to their shock. “Of course I can’t help but get excited when you’re around” you say slowly lifting your foot above his head, You become acutely aware of the juices running down your thighs but ignore it completely and continue on with what you were planning to do. Bringing your foot down at full force directly onto his skull, you could hear all his pained noises, it was so satisfying. You kept stomping repeatedly over and over, getting faster and harder with each blow, soon a maniacal laughter erupted from your throat. Soon enough his pain noises had stopped, blood covered your foot along with the floor where his head was, it was over, he’s gone.

To say the four men behind you were horrified was an understatement, it only took such a short amount of time for a weak human like you to kill someone, not to mention someone who you presumably loved but you, yes you had a gigantic smile on your face. The smell of iron filled the air, you were satisfied.

Is this what it feels like to be happy?

[longdogspottings]

Alright here's the 60th Long Dog I have spotted on the episode called "Seesaw" on Bluey. If anyone wants to have a look. https://instagram.com/p/CG_825NF6ik/

[pierremortel]

NEW STYLE 💀 welcome to Sad City Season 2! I’ve been working hard on those strips and I hope you’ll enjoy them. Many more things to come... #wobbly #underthetable #funny #notrelatable #deepness (à Sad City) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPYVhuBn1wL/?utm_medium=tumblr

[underthetablesecrets]

A conversation I often had with my best friends in high school

A: I need a helmet

B: ??

C: for what?

A:I'm going for a bike ride.

D:...are you... cycling?

A: YES.

*B and C realizing*

C: you forgot to pack helmets?

B: I keep extras hidden everywhere.

[swampxwitchxhattie]

🖤🍺

[sassafraslowrey]

#dogswhobrunch #underthetable #newf #giantdog #cgc #portlanddog https://www.instagram.com/p/B0dy1McgfWZ/?igshid=tk75z3e0ckh7

[lulu-luxe]

....and don’t you forget it! . . . . . #TBT #murakami #UnderTheTable #RobertTherrien #barbarakruger #lifeincolor #thebroad #thebroadmuseum #losangeles #lastreetstyle #colorfull (at The Broad) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxQxVM4nXQj/?igshid=5wgt8yq2051u