#unless it’s like a family secret wtf

[licantropa]

OH MY GOD????

[snekdood]

ppl not being direct about their wants and needs from me literally only negatively effects them.

[creepzkilla]

No because those EJ headcannons 😳 are so good aldhworjeoejekr you wrote him so perfectly 😫

If it's ok, can I request some NSFW Creepypasta Toby headcannons? You can make them as dark as you like, but DAMN I have to admit the way you write characters is so gooooodddd 💖💖💖

↳˳⸙;; ❝ TICCI TOBY KINK HC'S! + BONUS ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗

[A/N]--tyty i always enjoy slasher creepypasta-- the more realistic version of the fandom. its always been more entertaining for me... the mansion kinda HC never really stuck with me unless portrayed really good? its so hard to find fics that are like that... but anyways wtf my first ask this deserves a bonus smut at the end?!?!?! sry for the delay too i’ve had writers block wtf… the second half is shit ngl

NSFW. warning— NOT PROOF READ fem! anatomy, dub-con, somnophilia, toby being a perv, sadist, bondage,breeding, exhibition

TOBY IS A CLOSET PERVERT--

he remembers when he first started stalking you. when he first snuck into your house while you were fast asleep as he kept a watchful eye over your sleeping form. you were ethereal, he couldn't help himself following you home- or going through your panty drawer. you couldn't blame him, really, you couldn't. you look so cute in your satin pink thongs that he just had to steal one. or three.

sadist-- toby just adores watching you contort underneath his touch as you squirm away from him. he won't hesitate to leave harsh slaps across the meat of your ass or dark bruises made from his belt into makeshift handcuffs

bondage-- he loves tying you up in all sorts of different lewd positions. toby takes pride watching you whimper under his calloused hands begging for your hands and/or legs. he knows that those whimpers are only for him.

breeding-- toby has family issues... at first, he wouldn't want kids. he would dismiss the thought of ever having any kids in the first place... not wanting to turn into his dad. he was terrified. that was until he came in your pussy the first time. it was fucking life-changing. he loves the feeling of spilling his seed into your pretty pussy... he just can't go back after that. why buy condoms when he could watch his cum seep out of your pussy? he wouldn't mind having a kid or two.

mutual masturbation-- he goes wild watching your hands disappear into your heat as your mouth lets out a barrage of whimpers and moans. toby can't help but join in. whether you know if he's watching or not.

exhibitism-- this man just dont give af. if he wants you, he wants you. anytime, anyplace.

oral(fem receiving)-- this could be considered a kink because toby could probably cum buy just eating your pussy. he just cant get enough of it. he gets so painfully hard when he goes down on you. so you cant blame him when he paints his pants white.

corruption— this is a big one..you were a virgin, with little to no experience before you bet toby. something about that innocence he just had to protect… something he just had to corrupt. toby remembers when he first taught you how to give a blowjob. he could just cum by the perverted memory.

TOBY DEFINITELY JERKS OFF WITH YOUR PANTIES—

there’s no way he doesn’t. he fucking obsessed with the taste and smell of your pussy. the nights where he can’t come and visit you bet you can find a pair of your satin panties wrapped around his cock. toby just can’t help himself. he loves feeling the feeling of your juices rubbing up against his cock as he imagines runtting against you. it’s his dirty little secret… well it’s not much of a secret when your prairies start showing up stained with a white excrete.

HES SURPRISINGLY KINDA BIG—

now don’t get me wrong… toby isn’t a petite guy, he’s rather tall standing at 5’11 or 6’0. he’s a pretty built guy—he kinda has to be. so when i say surprisingly i mean you wouldn’t really except him to be a whopping 6’0 inches. his girth is on the skinny size but he makes up for it when hes hitting places you never knew existed. his tip is a dark pink, and the prettiest dick you’ve ever seen. you never thought that you’d be saying that about a dick or specifically a serial killers dick; but here you are… your not exactly complaining.

—-ˋˏ [‘Ill give you everything’] ˎˊ

—(Toby couldn’t help himself. He really couldnt. You just looked so gorgeous in your pink satin panties— which are your favorite pair— he couldn’t help but rub against the cotton material. It’s not like you’d mind anyways…you’ve always asked him to fuck you awake before, why not take you up on that offer?

He carefully moves the comforter from your shoulders, peeling it back allowing him to slip into your bed behind you . Toby sinks into the bed, spooning your relaxed body as the curve of your ass pressed into him.Almost instinctively your body pressed into the slasher completely, being enraptured by his warmth. You were oblivious to what you were doing to him.

His aching boner stretched against his pants, and fuck it was painful (from aching not actual pain) as he rubs up against your panties. It was almost like you wanted him to do this. Sleeping in only your underwear? It was like you’re asking him to move your panties to the side and fuck you.

His cold finger tips brush against your damp panties, hooking his finger on the seam of fabric, slowly and carefully pulling them down. toby was careful not to wake you—-not yet. He wants to savor this.

It was so unbelievably hot in your bedroom, almost like a sauna. If anything he was helping you cool down. You should appreciate his kind and just actions by taking of your clothes before you got too hot. He chuckled at that thought, ghosting his finger tips over your exposed shoulder, leaving goosebumps in his wake.

His lips hovered above your exposed neck, sending chills down your spine. Dark bruises soon began to litter your neck, ruining its once pristine image as Toby sunk his lips deeper in your skin, all while his other hand disappeared into your cunt.

You were so incredibly wet, so incredibly tight. His calloused hands slid in and out with ease, your walls sucking him in ever time. Toby was enraptured with your beauty, your flushed cheeks, your rosy lips, the soft whimpers that left your mouth; utterly gorgeous.

“Toby?” You awoke to nothing but darkness with an uncomfortable feeling in your stomach, an all too familiar one. A warmth spread throughout your body like wildfire as the prevalent feelings grew. The sensation— that you couldn’t put a finger on—- just felt so good, you couldn’t help but melt into it.

Toby hummed in response, too busy on concentrating on the task at hand; fingering your tight cunt. The lewd sounds that gushed around his hands was deafening; almost forgetting that you were awake.

“Are you e-enjoying yours-self?” He laughed, curling his fingers inside of you, rubbing up against a patch of sensitive nerves.

You yelped, now being fully awake, clearly aware of the sensation— that is being full. You could only moan in response as his fingers continuously plunged in and out of sopping cunt as your core tightened.

Toby’s lips attached to the crook of your neck once again, tracing over the dark bruises that began to form— biting ever so slightly on your sweet spot (that only he knows of). His unoccupied hand, cupped the meat of your thigh, lifting it up to gain better access for his other hand that was moving at an insatiable speed.

“P…Please, I need you…I want all of you.” A barrage of moans left your lips, as your hand curled behind you to grip the man’s hair that assaulted your skin. Your sharp nails dug into his scalp, tugging on tuffs of his unkept brown hair—signaling your desperation.

Suddenly, he was on top of you. Straddling your exposed bottom half with his thighs, a lustful glint ever so present in his eyes. His lips were a cherry red, presumably from his attack on your neck as well as his hands that were slick with your cunt. You take immediate notice of the large tent swelling in his blue jeans, you could only guess at how painful it was.

“A-are you sure?” Toby hummed, his scarred hands tracing over your waist, “I’m not g-gonna go easy on you.” His voice came out as a whisper, as if it was some horrible secret—a taboo. To which it was, not like you knew or anything— but toby has a secret, commmited horrible sins that can never be reversed— you shouldn’t be doing this with him… He feels guilty almost— yet it’s so enticing… His hands devouring your body as if his hands weren’t covered in blood merely hours before.

But you’ll never know, right?

“I want all of you, Toby.” He looks down at your delicate form, such innocence. Your skin was practically glowing in the moonlight that shone threw the raked blinds, making you look almost angelic. He was scared to touch you, like you would crumble under his touch. Like you would see him for the monster— the pyschopath he truly is, a devil.

Yet, that’s what makes it so exciting, so enticing to see your angelic body beneath him. The danger, the corruption. It only added fuel to the fire, and soon it would become a wild fire.

Your body; merely heaven and earth wrapped into one.

He; the virus, a plague that never stops— pollution your body and everything in between.

Is it really worth it? If he really loved you— he would let you go— right?

“I’ll give you ev-verything. Anything you w-want.” Toby whispers, his hands on your waist crawling towards your chest—drawing secret messages that only you would know. His usual ice cold hands, were anything but cold. They were warm. His hands roamed your body, and spread throughout your body like a flame— he devoured everything in his path.

Your body reacted to him like a magnetic. His name fell off of your lips along with whispered promises and wonton moans. You were meant for him— maybe poisoning you isn’t so bad. Maybe—just maybe, it was meant to happen.

[writingforfun0714]

So I wanted to wait and let the new Bad Batch trailer sink in before posting about it.

Warnings: Spoilers, some thoughts/opinions will be critical

Alright so I don’t think it’s any secret that I don’t care for the Bad Batch. Even ignoring the horrible, incredibly RACIST clone model, the writing is mid/passable at best and not even watchable for me. Most of S1 and 2 combined is the typical ‘mission of the week’ type of story where only a few Empire-focused episodes stand out. There are also instances of ableism concerning Echo in particular (CF99 are also super dismissive of him in general—going along with that whole fucking ‘superiority over regs’ thing—seriously wtf).

Most episodes were very bland and predictable. S1 had no stakes despite its finale. By Mando/ST it’s clear that something has happened to Kamino. Didn’t really need to see a 2pt ep of the city getting wiped. Plus AZI should’ve been sacrificed. Even Ahsoka learns the lesson that you can’t save everyone in S1 when she disobeys Anakin and Admiral Yularen. TBB S2 had no character development from anyone besides a little bit for Omega (and Tech—but that was always speculated by fans since S1 and he’s dead now so it doesn’t really matter). A lot of the dialogue felt…basic. I think the only thing that TBB does well is the music. It’s really amazing and beautiful along with the smooth, crisp animation/scenery. Shame they ruined it with racist clone models, racist tones with the ‘reg’ dispute in both seasons, and being ableist and dismissive towards Echo.

Which brings me to the trailer. Oh boy. First, right off the bat I noticed how similar the trailer opening is compared to the S2 trailer. I do like that Phee is back. She did take time to grow on me but I do like her character and am curious to see where they will go with her.

It’s interesting we are seeing Crosshair back with the group so soon. Personally I do believe that is Crosshair and not just someone else wearing his armor like some think. I like the idea of Omega and Crosshair escaping early on but Omega gets recaptured/separated and taken back to Tantiss.

I’m interested in Hemlock and his backstory (is his gloved hand robotic?). I wish they’d create more interesting and unique characters like Phee and Fennec Shand instead of relying on cameos of established characters/fan-favorites like Ventress. I loved Dark Disciple and I thought it was a great ending for her.

I know it’s officially said that Ventress’ story will follow Dark Disciple but I don’t see how unless they retcon her death or pull a ‘somehow she survived’. Either way that sucks. Reminder!! DAVE FELONY DIDN’T EVEN FOLLOW REBELS FOR AHSOKA. SABINE IS NOT FORCE SENSITIVE IN REBELS. DAVE RETCONS THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. I have no faith that they will remain loyal to DD. Anything that will be ‘canon’ will be mid at best because even Crosshair’s arc has been messy (which is due to the weird S1 ‘reset’ the characters go through. Like they totally should’ve appreciated ‘regs’ by the end of TBB arc in TCW S7–there was no need for that awkward food fight scene in S1).

I hate that this show has to rely on cameos to get the viewing numbers. Here is a list of every character cameo we’ve seen so far:

—Rex*

—Tarkin*

—Palpatine*

—The Lawquane Family

—The Syndullas/Chopper

—Nala Se/Lama Su*

—Cad Bane

—Bail Organa

—Riyo Chuchi

—Gungi

—Gregor

—Wolffe

—Cody

—Scorch

—Saw Gerrera

—Martez Sisters

—Kanan/Depa*

—Muchi/Rancor from RotJ

—Taun We/Halle Burtoni

—Ventress

*I consider these important/relevant cameos and am not bothered by them like the others*

What a list right? I might even be missing one. These were just off the top of my head. Some are big players, others smaller and almost not-relevant to the plot. Not counting the one’s I asterisked, it’s 15 characters. There are original characters but a lot of them, especially in S1 felt like one off, not important characters. And I hate Cid so much—glad to see she was absent in the S3 trailer. I’m really starting to love Phee and I’ve always loved Fennec Shand, and Hemlock is definitely an intriguing villain and Emerie feels like a total mystery (though the reveal was not shocking due to the similar design and accent to Omega). Like why can’t they create more characters like these? The rest just feel forgettable. And it’s clear that characters like Saw, Gungi, Scorch, Cad Bane and even the Syndulla and Lawquane families just felt like fan service. The rest kind of make sense that they’d show up but it also feels a bit like fan service.

Moving on..

I know a lot of people think that new weird dark trooper at the 1:40 mark is Tech. While I’m inclined to agree as I think the ‘Winter Soldier’ story is an obvious choice to pick, I also think that Tech is dead. I’ve changed my mind and kind of hope that Tech isn’t brought back.

I hope this is someone new. I also wouldn’t mind if it was a bounty hunter we’ve seen before. Due to the frame and stature, I could almost think of Boba due to him being older than Omega but it’s definitely more likely to be Tech than either of these choices.

It’s interesting a lot of cameo characters from S2 do not make an appearance in the trailer. Bail, Riyo, Gungi, Gregor and Cody are all absent from the trailer. Trailers usually show action shots to avoid story spoilers, but with Gungi, Gregor, and Cody all being capable fighters, I’m surprised they didn’t appear (usually stuff with politics is a story spoiler).

Overall I’m skeptical of the trailer. I don’t like Ventress being alive/in TBB being a Dark Disciple lover. There’s a lot of mystery surrounding the story of S3 so I don’t feel like I can give an accurate take on that. I hate how Omega’s longer hair looks. Curly haired Omega is adorable!! The animation (everything but the clone model) is definitely getting better. However, based on how S2 was marketed as a ‘darker story compared to S1’ and was like 80% fetch quest I’m definitely skeptical.

Those of you that made it through this post, thank you for your time and I hope I gave you something to think about. If you wanna learn more about the racism and ableism portrayed in this show, check out @unwhitewashthebadbatch for more info.

[cleolinda]

Varney the Vampire: Chapter 6

Chapter 5: Please, be responsible with your vampires.

Chapter 6: Originally posted on Livejournal on December 14, 2010. The original one was a bit short, so this has been expanded.

Previously on:

"Be of better cheer, Henry -- be of better cheer," said Marchdale; "there is one circumstance which we ought to consider, it is that, from all we have seen, there seems to be some things which would favour an opinion, Henry, that your ancestor, whose portrait hangs in the chamber which was occupied by Flora, is a vampyre."

Also:

Henry related to George what had taken place outside the house, and the two brothers held a long and interesting conversation for some hours upon that subject, as well as upon others of great importance to their welfare. It was not until the sun's early rays came glaring in at the casement that they both rose, and thought of awakening Flora, who had now slept soundly for so many hours.

I am stunned that this fascinating conversation was not given three chapters of its own. The printer must have put his foot down and said, "I can pay you by the line, not the ton."

CHAPTER VI.

A GLANCE AT THE BANNERWORTH FAMILY. -- THE PROBABLE CONSEQUENCES OF THE MYSTERIOUS APPARITION'S APPEARANCE.

Rymer trusts that it would not be unideal to acquaint us further with the Beaumont Bannerworth family. Short version: previous heads of the Bannerworth family were a bunch of hell-raisin' runnagate gamblers, and thus noble Henry and his family are now quietly penniless. We are told that his father, Marmaduke Bannerworth, Oh Why Not the Second, was "found lying dead" (of what: not specified. sus? absolutely) in the garden, with only an unfinished message written in pencil:

"The money is -- -- " And then there was a long scrawl of the pencil, which seemed to have been occasioned by his sudden decease.

Of course there was. To ramp up the foreshadowing that James Malcolm Rymer might never, ever follow up on, we're also told,

He had, but a few hours before he was found lying dead, made the following singular speech to Henry, -- "Do not regret, Henry, that the old house which has been in our family so long is about to be parted with. Be assured that, if it is but for the first time in my life, I have good and substantial reasons now for what I am about to do. We shall be able to go to some other country, and there live like princes of the land." Where the means were to come from to live like a prince, unless Mr. Bannerworth had some of the German princes in his eye, no one knew but himself, and his sudden death buried with him that most important secret.

Henry, of course, never gets to find out wtf this means. Not entirely sure what the drive-by snark at German princes is about, either. (At this point, the German Confederation was still a few short years away from the Revolutions of 1848. A Regent's Council was ruling Austria for Ferdinand I, who served as a de facto president of the Confederation; the whole thing was decentralized, "weak and ineffective," and so I'm guessing individual princes had a good bit of money and power? I have no idea what this has to do with Marmaduke II's plans.)

So the current Bannerworths, they are broke. And then, suddenly, Random J. Solicitor, Esq., from London writes them to say, "Look, I have this client. I can't tell you who it is, but he'll pay you a shitload of money for the Hall." The Bannerworths want to hold onto the ancestral hall, mortgages and debts and all. "No, seriously. Anything you want." Even the Bannerworths' own lawyer is like, SERIOUSLY, WHY WON'T YOU TAKE THE MONEY? Well, because it's their ancestral family home, and also… there's this guy who likes Flora, and they want to make sure he can drop in on them someday. Because, if they move, they have no way of letting him know.

Now, in 2010, I wrote rather dryly, "I don't know how we survived before Facebook, you guys." The subtext here was, I already hated Facebook and used it, like, twice in my whole life, mostly as a mobile game login. Obviously, this statement hits different in 2023; I'm not sure we'll survive anyway, but this is the gag I wrote 12-13 years ago, and I stand by it:

Flora Bannerworth thinks that Italy is beautiful this time of year

Flora Bannerworth is GOING OVER A CLIFF O NOES!!2!

Charles Holland is saving some random girl he's never met before from certain death-----

Henry Bannerworth likes this-----

George Bannerworth likes this-----

Mrs. Bannerworth likes this

Henry Bannerworth has invited Charles Holland to join The Quietly Penniless Bannerworth Family

And thus, 620 words later, we are introduced to Charles Holland, Artist by Profession, Traveling for Instruction and Amusement, Loved by Everyone (But Especially Flora). Literally, he saved her from a terrific stormy abyss, into which she nearly damseled into off a cliff, and surely would have perished thereunto. Charles Holland then had Somewhere Else to Be for two years—but when he gets done with Something, at Someplace with No Address, he will absolutely come back and look Flora up at Bannerworth Hall! So we definitely cannot move, y'all.

With one exception this was the state of affairs at the hall, and that exception relates to Mr. Marchdale.

Ah: Mrs. Bannerworth's childhood sweetheart, failed suitor, and "distant relative"—shoulda been her cousin, Marchdale, you would've had a far better chance. While we're here, I should tell you my theory about why so many heroines in nineteenth century literature end up marrying their cousins. (An unparalleled example: Louisa May Alcott's Eight Cousins and its sequel Rose in Bloom, in which the Campbell family waits breathlessly to see which of a HERD of male cousins young heiress Rose will marry. She chooses the nerd.) I think it's because cousins were allowed to interact like siblings—that is, like friends—whereas mere acquaintances were held apart from young women by a certain degree of convention and propriety. Courtship was often ridiculously formal, particularly as the century wore on. So, for a writer, it would be really appealing to have a male character in place that your heroine can even just be around, someone the reader can witness her having an emotional relationship with—not just a superficial introduction, then a perfunctory proposal. So it's far more narratively satisfying to go with "the cousin we've known for the entire book" instead of "cousin's random friend we saw three times." Even Charles Holland rapidly gets promoted to—well, we'll get to that.

Instead, Mrs. Bannerworth "had, as is generally the case among several admirers, chosen the very worst: that is, the man who had treated her with the most indifference and who paid her the least attention." Not to mention, a dissipated gambler. Good to see that, even back in the day, the Bad Boy Fallacy was already in effect.

So, after the Very Worst turned up dead in the garden, Marchdale renewed his attentions to his old flame and distant relative, the Widow Bannerworth:

It might have been some slight tenderness towards him which had never left her, or it might be the pleasure merely of seeing one whom she had known intimately in early life, but, be that as it may, she certainly gave him a kindly welcome; and he, after consenting to remain for some time as a visitor at the hall, won the esteem of the whole family by his frank demeanour and cultivated intellect.

Marchdale (we are told) is well-traveled, courteous, spins a good yarn on a dull 1840s night, and has "a small [financial] independence of his own," so he's actually better off than the family hosting him, and finds ways to support them. This is the Bannerworth household, all told, and they're making it work. Sometimes a family is a widow, her three adult children, her cousin-suitor, and his crowbar.

Such then may be considered by our readers as a brief outline of the state of affairs among the Bannerworths -- a state which was pregnant with changes, and which changes were now likely to be rapid and conclusive. How far the feelings of the family towards the ancient house of their race would be altered by the appearance at it of so fearful a visitor as a vampyre, we will not stop to inquire, inasmuch as such feelings will develop themselves as we proceed.

Well—wait. What? "Altered by the appearance at it of"? What the hell is this? God, it's like the literary equivalent of a speed bump. Anyway: all the servants promptly quit. Sorry—the feelings of the domestics inasmuch as the domestics could afford to have feelings were inevitably altered towards the desirability of the wages paid thereunto by the appearance of a fucking vampire. Ugh. Nobody wants to work these days.

(Chapter 7 will go up Friday, March 31.)

[ragingstillness]

Thinking about the sacrifices that being in the BAU requires and all the life they’ve missed out on in order to save the lives of others and feeling sad but also thinking about how crazy the stories their kids tell will be.

Like, someone asks “hey your dad kind of has a limp, what’s the story about that?” and a regular kid would be like “yeah he pulled a muscle playing football in college and it bothers him from time to time” but Spencer’s kid is gonna be like “yeah he got shot by a serial killer.” Everyone around is gonna be like wtf? Especially Jack’s friends, can you imagine?

BAU kids:

“Hey Jack why does your dad have all these tiny lines on his chest?” “Oh yeah, the serial killer who murdered my mom broke into his apartment and stabbed him a bunch. Dad beat him to death though so he got his revenge.”

“If it’s a girl, how about Lauren?” “Fuck no.” “Why not?” “It’s the name of my mom’s secret identity when she worked undercover as an arms dealer and she doesn’t have great memories of that.”

“Henry, why does your mom hold the flashlight all weird when she tells ghost stories?” “Oh yeah that’s because she used to break into houses in the dead of night with a gun in her other hand chasing serial killers.”

“Hank? Why are all the hinges on your doors so thick?” “Dad kicked down doors a lot when he was chasing serial killers and mom didn’t want his sleepwalking to cost us.”

“Um dude your house has a retinal scan before entering?” “Yeah my mom’s kind of a tech genius, there’s also a fingerprint scanner. The door won’t let you in unless you give a DNA sample so the system can run a background check on you. It’ll only take a minute then we can play on my PS5.”

“Ok last question, is there any history of drug abuse in your family?” “Does being unwillingly injected with drugs on my dad’s side count?”

[fountainpenguin]

Riddle's Traffictober - Batch 4

The final Traffictober one-shots are up on my AO3! Happy November!

Full series - Find full list and tags here

Batch 1 Post - Traffictobers 1 to 7

Batch 2 Post - Traffictobers 8 to 14

Batch 3 Post - Traffictobers 15 to 21

These are Gen and T-rated Traffic SMP fanfics (one-shots) of various lengths. Give 'em a look if you think you may enjoy:

22 - “The Children of Dust and Ashes” (Link) - [NW AU] - 16-year-old Scott is caught off guard when his bandmate Impulse gets possessed by the soul of an ancient builder who really, really liked cherry wood. Impulse hurls Scott's axe off a cliff.

Secret Life - Neighborhood Watch AU retelling of Secret Life Episode 1 for Gem & The Scotts... The trio are 16 and Skizz is 18, and they take shelter after witnessing a zombie outbreak in a nearby village.

23 - “Blurring the Lines” (Link) - Young Scar reflects on his life in the Clocker family... and works through his feelings about his mom's new "soulmate" and his dad's new "fishing buddy."

Limited Life - A Scar-centric contemporary suburban AU [No death game] based around the Clocker family, with references to events and roleplay from the other Life series.

This was my first take on Neighborhood Watch AU, but it's just a standalone now. Still cute and seems to be a fan favorite, which I'm satisfied with <3

24 - “Hey Mumbo wtf?” (Link) - Since eating Grian's soul, Mumbo's started growing gemstone wings. Local wing admirer of an ex-husband can't help but notice.

Server Hub - On the 288th anniversary of Netty's last logout, the Bad Boys cheer Martyn with a night on the town. On his way out, he crosses paths with Mumbo for the first time since they roleplayed as husbands on Last Life. Affectionately awkward reunions are had.

Also a study in making settings feel alive and populated. Pretty happy with it!

25 - “You Can Sleep While I Drive” (Link) - Drabbles about one member of each Double Life soulmate pair watching the other sleep.

Double Life - Cozy beds in the napping story, where everyone is sleeping. It's a whole lot of fluff, unless you're Impulse threatening to get your husband TP'd to the other side of the map or you're Scott who's convinced his soulmate is cheating on him.

26 - “Dear Future Captain” (Link) - Bdubs and Martyn try teaching SnifferMyFeet how to fly. This is followed by Martyn filing an incident report because he ripped out Jellie's soul and came this close to dropping her in the Void.

Server Hub - I don't really have a good reason for this one- I just enjoy phantom hybrid flock drama and it made me laugh. Chapter 1 is up now and it will be 2 or 3 in total.

27 - “Enter Mr. Littlewood” (Link) - [NW AU] The Clocker kids pester Martyn with questions... most notably, "Are you divorced?" and "If you're Mom's 'one true soulmate,' how come she had us with Etho?"

Neighborhood Watch AU - Direct sequel to "Scary Stories For Young Fox Hybrids."

28 - “Birdwatcher” (Link) - Grian has an affair that flicks his soul wings on. Scar confronts him and Grian whips out the gaslighting. A confused Scar picks up the pieces left behind.

Double Life - Grian and Scar aren't dating. They're just soulmates. Grian is quick to remind Scar about this. It's not cheating to pursue other options when you're just roommates, right? Geez...

This one's a particular favorite; I love the motion and dialogue <3

29 - “Wake Me Up When Last Life Ends” (Link) - Scott works late and misses dinner. Again. He and Jimmy have a serious talk about their relationship.

Break up with the server hub admin at your own risk (ft. Mean Gals movie night).

30 - “The Leftovers” (Link) - Martyn and Cleo spend the night at Box, which - by law and by will - is now their base. Martyn makes one last appeal urging Cleo to take him back. Cleo sets him straight.

Double Life - I write a lot about pixel people phasing through each other because they don't have love hearts / hitbox collision. Now that we're at the end of Traffictober, here's a fluffy story about Cleo purposely eating golden carrots so she can carry a sleeping Martyn down the stairs.

I've been wanting to write this one since before I started Traffictober, but kept pushing it off... It came out better than I could have hoped and it's definitely a personal favorite. "You don't even know me" Cleo, my beloved <3

31 - “Closed Door Policy” (Link) - Two naked and scared individuals seek shelter at a non-anarchy server hub. One is a soul ripped out of his own body. The other is a dragon.

Pre-Canon - A glimpse at the early days of the New Star Station portal hub. Scott helps Etho take in two injured refugees... Chapter 1 is up, will probably be 3 or 4 chapters total.

My Traffictober challenge is complete at 226k words! I think my October writing comes out to be 250k if we include the Dog's Life chapter updates too. I'm really proud of what I've done and it's great to have a win under my belt after not feeling my best for a while.

Happy with it, back to our regularly scheduled programming soon, and I hope you all enjoyed! 💚 💛 ❤️

[ultfreakme]

Who is Jon Kent? And why do you like him? (Is it rude to ask that? I just want to know)

Hi Nonnie! Oh dw it's not rude to ask at all!! Always happy to rant about Jon.

So Jon Kent(full name Jonathan Samuel Kent) is the son of Superman and Lois Lane. He is currently Superman, and shares the title with his dad Clark, and Kong Kenan. He's 17-18 years old and he's my precious blorbo ;_;

Okay reasons I like him:

I relate to his experience of being bisexual and his journey with it: So Jon's bi, the news articles about a 'queer superman' is what made me read his comics because I was just so happy and intrigued by it. Jon's bisexuality isn't a central focus, he doesn't have any denial about it, or have some moment where it clicks and he has a crisis about it. Jon's very casual about it, he knows he's bi. He's more scared about how people will perceive it rather than have any personal difficulties with it. And that realy resonated with me because when I figured out I was bi/pan/queer something, I didn't panic, I didn't go "oh no no no", I just went "huh, okay" and existed like that. A lot of queer characters are about queer pain, so seeing Jon just be bisexual and that being the least of his worries was nice to see.

He always tries his best to learn and be better: Jon never assumes that he's got the solutions, or that he's got a sure-fire way of doing things. He's constantly asking people for guidance, letting others explain their POV and later, he gives his viewpoint. He only goes "no fuck you" when he's got all the information required. Like he's so careful, and he learns on his own and from people around him. - So he's like, a superpowered near god-like being. But his main mentor is Nightwing- a regular human vigilante. He goes to him to learn to contain his powers & be better at investigating. - His first major storyline is him helping save a country from a dictator, and the movement was first led by his boyfriend, Jay Nakamura. Jon joins later. So he always lets Jay take the lead on it because Jay has told him Superman can't fix everything and he should be about empowering people rather than coming down on people like he knows everything. - His go-to for advice isn't Clark Kent, the og Superman, but his mom- Lois Lane who's an expert journalist. His closest, most trusted circles are all regular non-powered people who influence the world in their own way.

He's accidentally funny as fuck: Like he doesn't TRY to make jokes, but he says and does shit that just makes me laugh at him. Eg: He's always talking about how he 'listens to all perspectives and doesn't start fighting unless he's heard all side'. BUT. His one exception, is BATMAN. And this is because Batman once kind of suggested "hey your boyfriend is shady as fuck I think he's part of a terrorist organization can you check that?" and JON LOSES IT. Ever since then, he's had some petty ass grudge against Batman. Which is horrible because Batman is practically his uncle and family. This goes to the point he gives LEX LUTHOR a chance over Batman. Also, he really, really tries to be all calm and collected and rational but so far I think he's kidnapped a senator, gotten jailed, barged into a foreign president's home, barged into Lex's place and with like minimal evidence went 'Idk wtf you did wrong or why or how- but I know it's you'

He's annoying: He mastered chess in 8 seconds, he knows all the rules, he's good enough to beat Lex Luthor, considered the smartest man on the planet. But just to piss off Lex, he acts all innocent WHILE BEATING HIM and goes "see? My horsey took your piece". Like said 'horsey' as if he doesn't know tf a Knight is. Also literally any time he talks about Batman, he says the most sarcastic, dry shit ever. "Anger issues stuffed into a bat suit" is my personal fave.

He's a sweetheart!!! A kid called him a clown and he just, played along with it. He gave his boyfriend a ring that can make him fly. He heats up his mom's coffee in secret when she's swamped with work and helps his grandma bake pie! In his free time he helps replant forests ;_;

His daddy issues compel me: Okay so Jon.....to succinctly put- got trapped in an alternate universe where he was basically tortured by an AU version of his dad for about half a decade. When he returned, due to space-time shenanigans, 6 yrs for him was 3 weeks in his original world. His main tormentor wore his dad's face and he missed out on all his childhood. People were waiting for a 10 yr old version of him but he's 17-18 and people have a hard time digesting that. Jon suppresses the crap out of his issues. He never talks about it. The one time he does, he's extremely vague. He's hurt by his father not giving him the same kind of attention, by his parents so clearly missing the old him, but he never complains about it. Instead, he tries to fit around their expectations which is heartbreaking. Like reading about it is very fun for me.

He's just really fun to read about idk if my Jon propaganda is working XDXD

[non-un-topo]

oh please please tell us about the next qq fic 🥺🥺🥺

Hello, beloved!!! Thank you for enabling me lmao!!

So I desperately missed writing little queer quartet adventures, but was basically brain dead and fell into a heavy post-fic depression after my last mystery fic. But I've been spinning this idea around in my head for a long time now and will very soon have time to write!! Bits and pieces will likely change, but I can tell you some things so far.

Putting this under a read-more actually because I kind of rambled and I don't want to clog the dash lol

It will take place in India in the mid 1400s. The quartet will have come from Bulgaria, escaping the consequences of a certain mistake that Quynh might have made in battle. Not a small mistake, either. They make it to northeast India and have to stop because by that point they're penniless and starving. Conveniently, there happens to be a noble Hungarian family who has settled there for not-yet-known reasons, managed by the lady of the house, lady Morana, because the lord is off fighting the Ottomans. Anyway, Morana is causing problems with the locals by demanding that they mine for ~~something, ohh~~ even though she hopes she's being a good person by supplying them with jobs and extra food. But whatever she's mining for --- which she has not actually specified --- must be really valuable because she's offering all of the house's gold and riches as a reward to whomever finds it. She has men overseeing the mines who sift through all the resources people find, who might call on anyone at any time if they happen to find the thing. Anyway -- the quartet sees this noble family (and later a very sick population of locals) and think, "hmm. We should con them and redistribute the wealth." Naturally.

Somewhere along this line (I'm still figuring it out) they, or more specifically Yusuf or Quynh, realize the lady might be looking for a fabled substance that can turn iron into gold. That's right: the philosopher's stone. So this is sort of how they try to con her. Yusuf takes on the role/disguise of an alchemist and makes fool's gold, Nico has to pretend to be a leper for a little while. It's a whole thing.

But before all of that, Quynh and Andromache both get jobs working for this family because... food and money are needed, stat. Even though Quynh is morally opposed and grumpy about it, she gets a job as a servant, hoping it will put her closer to the lady of the house so she can learn her secrets (like wtf are you digging the land for, lady). It doesn't quite. Turns out Quynh is hired specifically to assist the lady Morana's daughter, Jana, who is blind. Jana is not helpless like her mother thinks, and she is very smart and well-read. She and Quynh develop a nice little friendship and do anarchy. Andromache is hired as a swordsman to train the eldest child of the noble house, Henrik, who is 16 and acts like it.

I could talk a lot about the OCs because I just spent a few days developing them, but I'll keep it under wraps for now unless anyone wants to know dsfgfd. I just figured the canon characters are probably a lot more interesting.

Andromache will eventually get to beat up the bratty young lord (for a good reason).

Yusuf will put his artist skills to good use, and miiight come across some problems as he pretends to be an alchemist (I mean, lying about the fact that you have THE miraculous alchemical substance has consequences).

In befriending Jana, Quynh may also befriend a Mysterious Character who also works for the household, ohhhh. I was thinking a lot about GoT and HotD lol. Many mysterious spy-like characters there.

And Nicolo will discover some things about medicine that will have lasting benefits. (He might also have to amputate something in order to look like a convincing leper, but he'll get better lol).

I can tell you there will be alchemy (well, not really but you know), lepers, moral issues / grey morality, OCs I am kind of proud of, drama as usual, and very many typical queer quartet shenanigans and jokes.

Anyway uhh yes! There it is... <3 I'm still figuring out the plot and doing my research, but it's definitely cooking. It will also switch POV between the four characters, which I don't think I've done before in one fic yet! I'm aiming for Quynh to be more of the focus though. If this ends up being like 40,000 words and super niche or disorganized, oh well. I'm just happy I have a new idea <3 Thanks again!!

[blk-worth]

Dear KPTS fans

What are your thoughts on the ending? Think we’re getting a S2?

Imo a S2 is POSSIBLE because it was still a few unanswered questions for example…

⚠️ 🚨 SPOILERS FROM EP14 AHEAD ⚠️🚨

KIM. KNOWS. SOMETHING. Like idc he HAS to know something

When they announced Korns “death” it seems like he wasn’t fazed by it. And Ik he probably wanted to be the “strong one” in that moment but Even Kinn showed a little emotion and he’s the head of the family so for Kim to have THAT type of reaction is sorta…off

Was Gun as bad as we thought he was? Or was Korn painting him out to be the bad guy?

Because if you recall when he was trying to tell his side of the story korn shot him in the head so unfortunately we will never know his part unless Vegas goes into his office and finds a journal with all the hidden secrets that Gun had to hide

Let’s be real. THIS. Isn’t going to end well… like atm it seems beautiful that everyone is hand and hand all sunshine and rainbows but eventually Porsche is going to take his lead role very seriously to the point that kinn won’t recognize who his love is anymore

Remember it’s never right to mix business with pleasure

With Kimchay I definitely want to believe it’s an open ending because like come on now…Kim is whipped for chay, HE BODIED 6 OR MORE GUYS FOR THAT BOY. It can’t be the end with Kimchay it just can’t. Besides is it not weird that NOBODY has yet to find out abt their relationship?! Like did we forget abt that part? The fact that nobody has yet to find out they were once a thing….

Now the Only thing for Vegaspete is WHERE TF IS VENICE 😂 IDC I NEED THAT BABY. AND I NEED IT TO BE A GIRL. Hell it can be a toddler if they do a “3 years later” storyline or something I JUST NEED THAT BABY

But no In all seriousness this was so beautiful and pure and I’m so happy we got Vegaspete happy together ☺️🥰🥰

Now my last evidence on to why we might get a S2

WTF. IS WRONG WITH THE MOM?!

Like I understand it might be a little overwhelming for her to find out that she has two sons and wasn’t able to watch them grow because the family she was brought into but her vibes were just off…and remember Korn said she was adopted so what if that’s her twin? Or what if all this time she was pretending to loose her memory and is waiting on the right opportunity to let it all out? I truly believe if we get a S2 she’s going to be the key part to the story

Nonetheless this series kept me on the edge of my seat anxious to see the next episode. This series will hold a special place in my BL heart ❤️ 

[luxshine]

Some notes that come to my mind as I watch Season 2, episode 3 of Stranger Things (YEs, this would be the equivalent of tweeting live watch, but in just one post)

Jim Hooper is VERY out of his depth. I get him trying to reassure El, but on one hand, BAD idea to lie, even white lie, to a girl whose only socialization after thirteen years or so is the phrase "Friends don't lie" and can make Carrie White look like a parlor trick magician. On the other, not explaining to El that he was late because of probable Upside down shenanigans? Good to protect her of a REAL danger, Bad to give his case. And also, uhm, he knows that Mike, Will, Dustin and Lucas CAN keep El a secret. He saw them ride literal circles around the goverment Shop guys (I know they're not the Shop... but they act like the Shop, they quack like the Shop, they are as stupid as the Shop) so why not trust them a bit?

El of course got her teenage rebellion runaway mood going on. Because come on, El was going to run away. She absolutely tasted freedom in season 1, she was not going to stay locked up in a cabin in the woods forever. Plus, now that she has hair? She looks completely different from before. People wouldn't think much about "Jim Hopper's niece", not even if he is still working with the idiot Shop. OTOH, Why absolutely NO ONE ever tries to teach her how to act normally ? She calls attention to herself precisely because she doesn't know how to talk to people.

Dustin being equally smart (because he started researching wtf was hiding in his trashcan) and stupid (Because he feed it the ONE THING we know is really toxic to a lot of animals and then invited Max to see something that OBVIOUSLY came from the Upside down when Max has no idea of it) is... very sweet in a "teenagers will be teenagers" way. OTOH, not realizing that Dart is OBVIOUSLY from the Upside Down, is a mayor fail on Dustin. I get why Will didn't tell him "Oh, I puked him up", but still, it is an obvious alien thing.

Of course he'd tell Mike. But well, then Will has no taste.

Max has the patience of a saint. But then she has to have it if she's related to Bill.

Bob is equally sweet and while his advice is not that good for Will since... uhm... well, Big Nightmare Clown is not the same as what Will experienced -unless his Big Nightmare Clown was named Pennywise and now I weep that Sean Astin didn't have a chance to be a character in It- at least he is TRYING to treat Will normally which is far, far more than everyone else is doing... and of course his advice ended up backfiring because, well, Will wasn't having NIGHTMARES.

Jonathan has fell SO down on my list of liked characters, he's sitting in the fort with Mike. I would get him angry that his mom is dating a perfectly absolute great guy if his father was a) dead, or b) had been a perfectly absolute great guy. But we have established he hates his dad. So why the hell is he mad his mom has a chance to happiness? It's not as if he read the script and he knows Bob will die and break Joyce's heart!

On other hand... wow, Steve really matured in the year between Season 1 and 2. And he called out Nancy on her secret threesome because wow, she was so entitled "where were you?" so Steve is apparently her driver? So good for Steve to actually step out of something that is bad for him. I understand Nancy complaining that she was drunk and thus he shouldn't take what she said seriously... but then she didn't contradict anything of what she said while drunk so... yeah. No Nancy, you want everything? You need to communicate. While on the other hand, Jonathan absolutely thinks they're a trio and just didn't thought of mentioning it to Nancy or Steve either. This really doesn't work.

Nancy is an IDIOT. Like, she KNOWS her phoneline is intervened. She SAW them do it in a montage. I mean, I love her gumption when it comes to hit things with more teeth than the Osmond's family, but she is an idiot when it comes to common sense. Then again, her brother is also an idiot. Him treating Max like trash just because he misses El is not fair. And why the hell El reacts like a jealous girlfriend? That was the worst narrative choice ever for everyone.

Joyce should take a second job as a private detective. She's REALLY good at it. Of course, she's also a total Mama Bear. And the first one who sees that there's something going on with Will more than what everyone is telling her, because of course. How long before everyone calls her crazy? 10 minutes? (I have to say, Winnona Ryder? KILLS the role). Oh, wow, i was right. It took us 10 minutes to see someone rolling her eyes at her. At least it was not one of the main characters.

Oh, that line of Mike saying "That's like saying if someone is from the Death Star they're not necessarily evil" hits really funny since... in OUR timeline, in 2015, two years before? We got Finn. And a bunch of other non-evil Storm troopers in the comics. And well, by THEIR timeline, they ALREADY had Return of the Jedi, where we see that Darth Vader was, in fact, not evil. So yeah, Mike... You don't get to say that someone is evil just because they were born in a very ugly dimension. And while Dart might be dangerous, Mike's reaction to it is not a good one. Especially when the show shows us that yes, Dart DOES trust Dustin, as he's the one kid that it doesn't hiss at.

I also finally realized WHY it bugs me so much that Stranger Things is Stephen King's lite. It FEELS like a Stephen King story, it moves like an Stephen King story, the characters CAN be paralleled to a lot of Stephen King's characters (Jim Hooper is Alan Pangborn without the knowledge of magic tricks to ease kids into talking with him, Dustin is right out of the Richie Tozier school of kids who don't know when to shut up for their own sake. Hell, I can play "scenes that come right out of a King book" and write a ten pages or so post with season one alone), but it has NO credit or acknowledge to King from the creators at all. On the other hand, two years later we got a series that was supposedly based on King's works and... felt nothing like a King story. So part of my anger is that Stranger Things is what Castle Rock should've been.

I need to work on that because well, not fair to the series. Even if they did took a TON of "inspiration" from King.

[faultedloyalty]

✿ (for the black cat!)

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other : as long as he thinks the black cat is a cat, he will adore him and want to be his friend in the way someone might see animals as a friend ; see other under familial and antagonistic for more details though ooo

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other : you know the way people consider pets family ?

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other : if / when he finds out they're a demon too, he'll be having a wtf moment and will genuinely be a bit pissed, though also kind of intrigued ; cat-like demons don't exist where he comes from, and he'll assume that's the type of demon the black cat is unless shown otherwise

[flovverworks]

tiny akira things i think about but r indeed so tiny i nvr eleborate. i want them to come from a in-the-end okay family. does not own a cat, has no plans to own a cat, has no time nor space for a cat. does engage a lot with cat content/groups regardless. owns both subtle n not subtle cat items. does like the whats ur fav animal question but its not like ppl need to ask to know........ have been in a relationship before, romantic (wtf was that 'secret rendesvouz' line in that vday event), probably would want a family one day (stark contrast to gran!!!). has a lot healthier communication with ppl post-mhyk (a la wanting figaro n leno to make up so it didnt all pile up...). more courageous. stares at the moon a lot more. sometimes looks at objects n then seems sad for a brief second cuz the person they want to show it too isnt there. keeps a diary. i want them to write down everything they rmbr of everything too...unless they can keep the akiras book riquet encouraged them to make. so easy to give them gifts just give them something with cats. some office job. im done for now

[musical-chick-13]

Unhinged Girl Watches Control Z, Ep. 3x06

-FINALLY Sofía is getting a plot line that doesn’t involve Raúl, I actually genuinely love the “secret half-sibling” twist.

-The actress who plays Sofía during the first scene visiting her father? Her best acting on the show, that scene was SO GOOD.

-What...what does Sofía’s dad mean by “You won’t face your secrets” does he mean Raúl, please tell me he’s not talking about Raúl. Because I doubt he knows about Susana, so what else could he be talking about? Unless it’s him because he’s the worst father alive, but that seems too much even for this show.

-I’m sorry, but the theme music is so ANNOYING.

-Poor Sofía, she looks so done. She’s tired of Solving™ teen crimes, she’s tired of hiding, she’s tired of everyone around her lying and being a terrible person, FINALLY, the character I liked in season 1 seems to be coming back.

-...I just jinxed it didn’t I.

-Quintanilla is getting...a lot more focus, especially about being a Kind Teacher (which...what.), which furthers my REAL and slightly-more-logical theory that it’s him. As for motive? Maybe he wants to get back with Nora by Bonding™ with Sofía, maybe he wants to punish Sofía’s dad for hurting Nora via infidelity, maybe he just really hates his students, idk. Idk anything about this show ever, lmao.

-YES SOFÍA GETS TO GET ANGRY, SHE GETS TO UNLEASH RAGE AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A ROMANCE SUBPLOT I LOVE WINNING

- (Speaking of winning.) “The first person to turn someone in wins” OOH, WHO’S IT GONNA BE I CANNOT WAIT

-NATALIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER IS2G

-Is...is this about racism? Is it white people staying in Mexico hating their Latino peers?

-”IT ALREADY HAPPENED” THAT ONE OF THE GROUP WAS THE CULPRIT™ AND THEY IMMEDIATELY SUSPECT ALEX, BUT NOT RAÚL????!!!?! WTF???!!!!?!?!??!!

-Like...Raúl LITERALLY started this whole thing, WHY ARE THEY BEING SO LENIENT WITH HIM, AT LEAST ALEX’S POOR CHOICES HAD A POINT, YOU’LL NEVER GET ME TO FEEL BAD FOR RAÚL, SHOW. NEVER.

-WAIT WHAT IF IT’S JUST RAÚL AGAIN. I kid you not, if they double down on Raúl being awful and that he never changed and that Sofía should never have been with him, I will actually forgive this show for everything, I will take back every negative thing I ever said. Like...he jumped off his bike without any kind of payback, his Threat Message was not even a threat (because All His Secrets Are Out, apparently, which...I doubt that but whatever). IT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

(-That won’t happen of course. But in a perfect world.)

-At this point, I think Alex deserves to turn someone in. As a treat.

(-But not Natalia, because I actually like her. Anyone else, though.)

-Why...why did Claudia specify “men or women” when talking about other directors she could work with during a conversation with the director she’s involved with IF SHE’S NOT BI, WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

-WHY IS SOFÍA STILL DEFENDING RAÚL

-”I don’t want to screw you over” HE ALREADY SCREWED HIMSELF OVER! BY MAKING THE WORST POSSIBLE DECISIONS! AND BEING THE WORST BOY ALIVE!!!! WTF!!!!!!

-Like...he should have ALREADY been expelled, courtesy of all he did in season 1. I’m so tired. Not unlike Sofía. Though for wildly different reasons.

-...Who has no family right now? RAÚL! New theory is that it’s Raúl again, just because I want it to be true.

-Idk why it would be him again, but at this point I don’t really care if it means he ends the show alone and miserable and/or dead.

-”What am I blocking” “MY WILL TO LIVE” I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Natalia is an icon. She’s had the best-constructed arc out of all the characters, and I can’t believe I like her this much now considering where she started.

-WAIT, Claudia is publicly spilling her secret HERSELF so that this ““relationship”” doesn’t have power over her anymore, and she’s not beholden to AYS, YES LET’S GO

-YES GIRL DRAG HIM

-I’M SO PROUD OF HER

-...And then it didn’t matter. Because they made Sofía post all the threat videos anyway.

-I...can’t believe I’m saying this, but God, poor Gerry. First being outed to his family, then to his INMATES IN JUVIE, he’s actually trying to do better! Unlike some people!! But I guess this could be an opportunity to treat the situation differently than he did the first time, to show how far he’s come. But getting outed twice...shit, man.

-OH. THIS PARALLEL. OH THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT.

-Gerry being outed version 2: electric boogaloo, but he just goes YEAH I’M GAY I’M ALL THE SLURS FOR THAT TERM, SO THE FUCK WHAT, and he only fights in self-defense. AND THEN BERNARDO WHO IS LUIS 2.0 HAS NOW BECOME THE GERRY TO GERRY HIMSELF. Sort of. In the sense of fighting him because of homophobia, yes. But the situation’s a bit more complex than that, because Bernardo didn’t choose to instigate the fight, he was bullied into it. So like...yes, it’s reminiscent of Gerry and Luis’s dynamic, but it’s not exactly the same, which shows us just how far Gerry has come.

-AND THEN GERRY SEES LUIS’S FACE. Okay, you know what? Fine. Gerry is a well-written character, I support him not dying from this fight, getting fully better, and having a nice boyfriend and going about his life, OKAY SHOW? YOU WIN. YOU GOT ME. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF.

-YES ALEX TURNED IN RAÚL (I mean, Javier did, too, which... :/ I don’t think that holds up with his previous consistent attempts to be better than he was when he was younger, but. Alas. They have to make Sofía/Raúl endgame, and that means ruining the other part of the love triangle to attempt to make that fit narrative-wise. I hate it here.)

-WE GET TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS THE NEXT EPISODE I AM HYPE

[aoshihugs]

anon requested:

yukimiya kenyu simp content

⤿ ‘x reader’ hcs

⤿ warnings: swearing, use of ‘love’ as a petname

❥ if you’re comfortable with having a public relationship, the experience would be summed up in one word: clout

❥ so much fame, so many haters, so many more shippers

❥ hope you have thick skin because oh boy

❥ if you’d prefer to keep things on the DL he’s cool with that too, he prioritizes your comfort over his all day every day

❥ in fact, i think yukimiya would prefer to keep his relationships private, because he values intimacy

❥ while he may be popular, that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s into dating culture

❥ he’d post cute couple’s pictures and candids of you when you’re not paying attention (with your permission) and the relationship wouldn’t necessarily be a secret, but he wouldn’t broadcast your love life, yk?

❥ your family and friends would love him

❥ he’s so charming omg

❥ annoyingly so, sometimes? like yea your bf’s hot no wonder everyone wants to get his number, get in line mfs 🙄🙄

❥ too bad so sad lmaooo

❥ he doesn’t harshly reject people, he’s more of a “gentle rejection” type of guy

❥ but if you start to get uncomfortable with how many people throw themselves at him, he can be more assertive

❥ serious yukki is so hot wtf did yall see that one panel

❥ anyways

❥ definitely the type of bf to shower you with surprise gifts and expect nothing in return

❥ very attentive and observant, he pays attention and remembers the little things you mention that you like so he can surprise you with them later

❥ very good with remembering dates!! he’ll know your birthday, anniversary, your parents’ birthdays, the day your fish died, etc etc lol

❥ is always genuinely surprised and kinda emotional whenever you surprise him with a gift

❥ he genuinely doesn’t expect you to do the same for him because he’s used to spending a little more money than other people

❥ so cute thoooo, he’s such a sweetheart with you it’s almost disgusting

❥ you could be on a casual date to your “usual spot” (wherever that is) and if you pull out a small penguin plushie/accessory he’s all:

❥ *gasp* “aww love, you didn’t need to… 🥺”

❥ like stfu yes you DID bruh. accept the damn gift.

❥ uses “love, dear, darling, honey, baby” by default unless you ask him to change them

❥ big fan of cheek and nose kisses, this guy!! both giving and receiving!!

❥ if you’re shorter, he likes to tilt your head up at random or when you’re hugging and press one to your nose or cheekbone

❥ if you’re his height and taller, he still guides you by the chin for a quick kiss

❥ fuckin sap ew

❥ his kisses are very soft and gentle, he’s a pretty patient and laidback guy (blue lock really has his blood temperatures rising lmao) and i think that reflects in his physical affection tendencies

❥ is super cool with any pda that you’re comfortable with!! personally enjoys hugging and hand holding

❥ just feels very satisfied(?) with being close to you in some regard

❥ if you’re not the pda type he’d adjust accordingly, but would still be kinda sad lol

❥ give the man some love pls

❥ he’s not a very insecure person but every now and then he’ll need some reassurance that you truly care about him and not his image

❥ WOULD BEG YOU TO READ OYASUMI PUNPUN LMAOO

❥ he wants you to be into what he’s into, and he’s into some dark shit fr (canonically likes that one scene in evangelion where homegirl gets a sky funeral?? hello?? what??)

❥ will reciprocate this tenfold tho!! super excited when you ask him to do something you like or watch a movie together or recommend a book or blah blah blah

❥ you’d be such an annoyingly cute couple jfc save some hope for the rest of us please

❥ 100% does that thing where he “tucks a loose strand of hair behind your ear” if it’s long enough

❥ you ever watch a romance k-drama? yeah that’s you and yukki… minus the forced love triangle and surprise hospitalization arc

❥ is cool with sharing his food with you

❥ would also be down to feed you his food

❥ like i said, annoyingly cute

❥ PLEASE WEAR MATCHING OUTFITS WITH HIM HE WOULD GET SO EXCITED!!!

❥ do you want to see blushing yukki? i know you do. put on the “i’m with stupid –>” shirt right now.

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Hmm, I wish that Satan's quote-unquote "misunderstanding" with Lucifer was more, I don't know, involved with the main story plot.

Because Satan and Lucifer fought!!

They destroyed parts the House of Lamentation!!!

Satan felt so enraged that he had to leave to the human world for two weeks to cool down!!!!

Which didn't even work because his hotel room was also destroyed, clearing showing how much Lucifer's statement hurt him!!!!!

And the fact that this all occurred from a simple 'misunderstanding' that was solved in thirty seconds of Lucifer explaining what he'd actually meant kind of makes me wish their argument was more dramatic and harmful.

(Though, I must admit that I quite liked Lucifer's talk with Satan...the fact that he said that he NEEDED him 🥺 I'm sobbing)

But man's didn't have to wait two weeks lmao

STILL!

I want drama! Bloodshed! I want lines to be crossed and more feelings to be hurt! I want harsher words to be said, words that are shouted in the heat of the moment, where both parties are clearly in the wrong!! I want the brothers to be involved too, torn between siding with either Lucifer or Satan!

Or something along those lines lol

However, I can't help but think of ways which would warrant Satan running away for two weeks that would be much more...sinister.

It would be interesting if Raphael's offhand comparison between Satan and Lucifer came earlier--before the fight. The comment is stewing in the back of Satan's mind the entire time because, well, Raphael is an angel who stayed an angel. He knew Lucifer well enough in his past, and although Satan was a part of Lucifer and also remembers the Celestial Realm days...well, that's kind of the issue isn't it? Satan is trying so desperately hard to set himself apart from his eldest brother, but no matter what he does, whether it be from his brothers, other demons, or angels, he always gets compared to Lucifer.

So when Lucifer does comment that 'it'll be the same either way,' Satan snaps. He screams, shouts, and destroys, and all the while Lucifer is like "wtf did I do?" But it was never about what Lucifer said or even about what Raphael said, but about what everybody says all the time. And his own insecurities rip.

Since Lucifer has no idea why Satan got so outrageously upset about such a small, meaningless sentence, he refuses to apologize and lets Satan leave and stew in his own anger.

When MC summons Lucifer to the human world (their first time!! I'm so proud of you bby ❤) and clears up the misunderstanding, it doesn't work. Although Satan and Lucifer have forgiven each other, Satan's insecurities are still there, amplified by the words of Raphael, who (I don't think?) knows about Satan's issues.

Of course, Satan knows it's stupid. After all, MC has demonstrated time and time again that him and Lucifer are not the same person. They are not comparable. Satan is his own individual with his own hobbies, passions, and interests.

But, Satan still can't help but worry. How can you undo a millennium of self-doubt and anguish in just a few years? It's like trying stop a hurricane from forming in just five seconds.

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Orrrr another possibility is that Satan also notices the weird things that are going on with Simeon. The hidden secrets, the nervous, worried stares, the pain in Simeon's eyes that he tries so desperately to hide.

And in the center of it all? Lucifer. At least, it seems that way to Satan. He clearly knows something that the rest of the brothers don't, so Satan decides to confront him about it.

Satan demands to know what exactly Lucifer is hiding, but he refuses to budge. Stubborn as ever, Satan continues to push the issue, getting angrier and angrier with each passing second. He doesn't understand why Lucifer is hiding things from them. Aren't they family? Shouldn't he and his brothers be one of the first to know of any problems that arise?

Unless...

In the heat of anger, Satan suddenly accuses Lucifer of not considering him family. Since Satan was never an angel, he doesn't deserve to know what Simeon is going through. He wouldn't understand what's happening. Satan shouldn't be a part of this family, huh, Lucifer? Is that what you think? Is it?!

Of course, Satan knows, deep in his heart, that what he is saying is not true and doesn't even make any sense, but the deed is done. The words have been spilt, and all that's left is to hear Lucifer's reaction.

Which Satan doesn't do. He immediately leaves, running away to the human world to process what he'd just said. Maybe this is how the rest of his brothers find out about Simeon, and now they're wondering why they've been left out of the loop, as well.

Augh, I don't know!! I think it'd be fun if there were more stakes in the air! More angst, you know?