#unless you’re allergic

[chimeetsworld]

if you can’t eat a burger/sandwich because it has tomatoes or pickles on it…then i’m sorry to inform you that you are truly a little bitch.

[mad-raptorzzz]

we’re eating good tonight mates. Just bought a whole half loaf of garlic bread on sale. Gotta embrace the asexual culture (not a big cake person)

[potheadpophead]

Life sucks but at least I bought more weed. So I can be high while everything sucks around me

[napping-sapphic]

hey how are you doing? I was just, I wanted to tell you how amazing it feels to scroll through your blog, like, I love it. It always put a smile on my face even when I'm feeling down, so thank you for this I guess

I'd give you a huge bear hug if I could, and I'd braid your hair n put some flowers on it too cuz you feel like one of those people who would like that. Thank you for your post you are a beautiful soul🥰💖

Hello!!! I’m doing pretty good, thank you for checking in!! I hope you’re doing well too <333!

Thank you so much😭❤️ I love knowing that some people can cheer themselves up with my blog I’m so happy to hear that yall can find a little bit of peace here❤️❤️

Also you have absolutely pinned me correctly i WOULD love if someone braided my hair and put flowers in it haha my sister used to do my hair for me sometimes when i was little and it was always one of my favorite things❤️

Thank you for taking the time to send me this, you’re very sweet and I really hope you have a nice day <3

[vicaridoo]

do u like potatoes

Of course, it’s a crime to not like potatoes and I will die on this hill

[toffoliravioli]

the energy that this league puts into being the worst league is mind blowing….like doing all this for a helmet dedicated to his wife GO FALL OFF A CLIFF

[afrocentric-divination]

I just heard someone say that they turned their bag business into a “vegan sustainable brand” and the only thing I thought was “so youre selling sustainable plastic?”

[jenfoundabug]

Danger noodle that is less danger and more noodle 🍜

Common garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis)

Northeastern Pennsylvania, US

[theminecraftgay]

I will never wear a shirt again, also reminder please yall wear your sunscreen

[sodacowboy]

“do this to depuff your face!!” and she’s like 22 :|

[honeylavendermilktea]

i don’t get people who think nuts ruin sweets like. are you not overjoyed to find macadamia nuts in your cookie. is it not a treat to find a little walnut in your fudge. is it not a thrilling to have a little almond in your chocolate bar. like how are you not happy

[voidbody-with-staticbones]

Ahhh…nothin’ like a homemade (technical) pizza for breakfast!

Get out a tortilla, garlic butter, (preferably shredded but sliced will do) cheese, ham or chicken, pasta sauce, a plate, and a frying pan.

Place your tortilla in the frying pan.

Spread the garlic butter on the tortilla, then add the pasta sauce.

Add the cheese.

Add your toppings, but not too many. Make sure you can still se the cheese or sauce.

Turn on your stove and keep the flame low.

Wait until either steam wisps from the tortilla or until cheese is melted/sauce is bubbling, and then flip half of the tortilla, making a taco shape.

Once cheese has melted both sides of the tortilla together, or tortilla is hardened, turn off the stove and plate up your tortilla!

Hope ya’ll love this as much as i do lmao.

Btw if you’re allergic to any of these items/can’t have them i am sorry.

Can’t think of alternatives rn I’m enjoying my food.

[hollow-knight-husbandry]

TIL that Herrah had a nosk once, but it escaped her house, caught the Infection and had to be put down after it bit someone who tried to catch it.

[randomalistic]

Pistachios and cashews are delicious. You should get some

[rozugold]

trick or treat!!

Spread this on a tortilla and BOOM you’ve got dinner

[rehabber-valkyrie]

Besides Dark and Ghost, what are your favorite types?

Do you like bug types?

I have a soft spot for poison types as well, probably because of my dad’s Haunter! (Side note: I can shake of paralysis pretty fast now, it was a very affectionate ghost in a house full of canine Pokémon)

I do like bug types! I used to be scared of them, but they’re not too bad!