#until he's not

[breakswater]

the fly by cosmo sheldrake you are so special to me

[dudeshusband]

i do recommend rio bravo though

[hwajin]

whenever i'm babysitting it's proving my point that i never wanna have children ever thank you

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[glacecakes]

Honestly I’m glad Alex Hirsch waited to give us the billford divorce dynamic. I don’t think we deserved it in 2016

[lavendervalleyexpress]

In Deadpool & Wolverine, one of the Deadpool Corps members is dressed up as Hugh Jackman’s character from The Greatest Showman. This implies that there is an alternate universe where Wade has to sing The Other Side with Logan, to convince him to join the X-Men. In this essay I will-

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[as-i-watch]

In which Senshi persistently tried to raise a middle aged guy due to cultural differences

[adyophene]

I headcanon that Husk used to turn up in weird places after a night of drinking.

[astrallar]

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks

[lichen-soup-scribe]

So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"

The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.

I love trans people so much

Edit 4/8, in case you don't see the reblogged additions -- my wife is now going by Eve!

[lazylittledragon]

at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it

[sure-i-exist]

Somehow Lady Gaga is only 38, meaning she’s probably the same age (or similar) as Ethoslab. I’d like to present a new theory

[milkcioccolato]

Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny