#ur honor he's my poor little meow meow

[reallyreal-madeingold]

LET 👏 MY 👏 MAN 👏 COMMIT👏 ATROCITIES👏

[original-character-championship]

Bracket F Round 1

Poll 16

Diana "Huntress" Thompson (@vincentvalenfine) vs. Meparik of the Frostbitten Court (@gailynovelry)

351. Diana "Huntress" Thompson (@vincentvalenfine)

she/her

she's a poor little meow meow, a babygirl, a feral cat being resocialized and hating every minute of it. she has that chronic depression and is seeking revenge for her sister’s death, incidentally doing good in the process. i love her ur honor she is a study of feminine rage and identity issues and bisexuality all wrapped up in an invisibility cloak.

5'1", blue eyes and fair skin with many scars, hair that gets dyed frequently but has been seen as brown by most, too slender since she doesn't eat enough, a back covered in watercolor flower tattoos. looks chronically too tired for this shit. wears a hooded cloak and a bodysuit with a chestplate, a utility belt, and sturdy boots. always has a knife on hand.

352. Meparik of the Frostbitten Court (@gailynovelry)

he/him

He is a mute, grumpy little gremlin of a messiah who understands more of the political goings-on of his realm than most adults do, and profusely hates the gods for it! Gaze upon my child, your honor. Do you feel it? The desire to feed him warm soups and wrap him up in a cozy blanket? I rest my case, your honor. I rest it well.

Meparik is a small, lost child with pointed feyrie ears, fluffy white hair, and icy eyes. He commonly wears a little green mantle cloak thrown over a baggy sweater, both of which are repaired with mismatched cloth patches. There are bags under his eyes.

[spacepunksupreme]

What is some good vampire media i. Like just came to the realization that I don’t know much. Finishing Dracula and watching the movie soon, watched the Netflix castlevania and i wanna watch iwtv soon (both of them)! I ask because I trust ur taste :-]

AH Hi! Feeling very honored that you trust my taste aha

I hope you enjoy Interviw with The Vampire and whichever Dracula movie youre watching! There is certainly no shortage of Dracula movies out there for one, both actual attempts at adapting the book and otherwise. There is literally (at least) one for every year from 1969-1979 lol so if you dig 70s stuff that’s certainly something to explore.

Obviously there’s vampire stuff out there in a range of aesthetics and subgenres, so I’m gonna try to cover a little variety of vibes off the top of my head, and hopefully one of these things is in your preferred flavor of vampire :) 

unorganized list with brief synonsis’ under the cut

As for serious vampire series the only thing that comes to mind rn are some anime/manga. Vampire Hunter D is a light novel series with two anime film adaptations. The newer one, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000) is like an all-time favorite animated movie for mine. D is an angsty half-vampire vampire hunter, and it’s also set in a post-apocalyptic sci-fi/fantasy world. Really good mix of more traditional vampire lore with science fiction elements. Vampirism is implied to be the effects of a plague that swept earth as well as like a magical affliction in this.

Trinity Blood is a similar post-apocalyptic hard sci-fi/fantasy mix. Leaning more on the gothic fantasy side. It’s set in a world where we’ve gone back to the Catholic church being the dominate like governing force, so the main character Abel is (again an angsty half-vampire vampire hunter) a funny little priest man. The vampires are like really demon/angel vibes in this, but are also implied to be the result of intermingling with an alien species that humanity fought pre-apocalypse, if I remember correctly. I havn’t read or watched any of this since high school so it might suck now lol

The Hellsing manga/Hellsing Ultimate OVA. An all time fav of mine, but I also havnt reread any since high school so, again, it may suck now lol. This one is more modern than anything traditional fantasy. It’s set in the 90s and centered around Abraham Van Helsing’s (great?) granddaughter, Integra, running a vampire-hunting organization, with thee Dracula now calling himself Alucard (lol) as her weird devoted man-slave. The villains are undead nazis who have come back to take over the world after scientifically achieving vampirism in the pursuit of immortality. So it’s basically like Dracula and his cool lesbian boss fight vampire nazis … with guns. It’s good stupid fun. And Alucard is a really good example of vampire character who is both a gleeful killing machine and a miserable “I regret the loss of my humanity and the fact that I can never die” poor little meow meow type.

And in non-serious and non-anime (lol) there’s also the What We Do in The Shadows TV show which I’ve seen best described as “what if vampires were gay and stupid”, pokes good fun a lot of common vampire media tropes. And the characters are great. The 2014 movie is the same premise, but different characters. 

Some other movies I might recommend are Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974) cheesy 70s movie but has some really great exploration of lesser-discussed vampire lore; the main vampire antagonist doesn’t drink blood but drains youth with a kiss, can have their hypnotic power projected back at them with a reflected surface, and causes dead animals to come back to life when passing over them in the ground, etc. It’s also got fantasic sword fighting scenes, and really fun characters. Kronos in particular is definitely supposed to be a mysterious badass type, but he really just comes off as a socially awkward loveable weirdo. He’s super strange and he smokes weed lol. Set in like a mid-19th century fantasy germanic country. 

Lost Boys (1987) or Blade (1998) for more edgy modern vampires. Both movies are stupid. Lost Boys is fun for the vamp characters which are southern Californian teenage biker gang members (gay). and Blade is fun because it’s just so bad it’s good, it’s a movie to be watched for laughs, with vampires who are just like goths that go to blood raves and sit around in suits in fancy rooms. Blade himself is also another angsty half-vampire vampire hunter (I’m realizing I’m fond of this type of character lol). 

And finally if you’re looking for something more similar to the Dracula novel, I think I can only recommend Le Fanu’s Carmilla. Older and shorter than Dracula and perhaps a little less exciting, but a solid classic in vampire literature (and lesbian literature), and has a lot of its own adaptations ranging from serious to silly as well. 

[goldenguillotines]

vanmit is my fav. He was one of the first few trolls of yours I saw and I am weak to poor little meow meows with eldritch juice in em

You're the og Oraido Vanmit liker.. You get this special metal of honor for braving the storm of og gg Vanmit era.. YOU GO GET UR BBY GRL FR

[little-alien-duck]

Specifically Classic Who for "Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:"

okay so I haven’t seen all of classic who but here goes 

Blorbo: Sarah Jane Smith. when I was in high school, I used to buy actual dvds of classic who bc that’s the only way I could watch it and the biggest commonality of eps I purchased (I had to be strategic bc they were expensive) were episodes that she was in (also for this reason, I have like all of genesis of the daleks and terror of the zygons memorized) 

Scrunkly: jo grant I love her so much ur honor she is so fucking cute I would do anything to defend her

scrimblo bimblo: maybe the rani? I think she’s a super fun villain and I would LOVE to see her on the show again 

glup shitto: benton, he’s not super obscure but he doesn’t really have that much screen time and we know so little about him and yet I love him so much, if I could bring back any classic who it might be him tbh 

Poor little meow meow: mike yates did nothing wrong okay (also can u tell I love the unit era) 

Horse plinko: eight I am so sorry bestie but ur just so easy to torment 

eeby deeby: ainley!master, don’t really have any reason for this other than it would be fun to watch 

[catholicdaredevil]

Ezra my love I lost you for a while 😅 couldn't remember your @

But pls tell me your thoughts on the dragon show who are your poor little meow meows??

HIIII CEE HOW ARE YOU BABY??? I LOVE YOU SM!!!

LEMME TALK ABT THE DRAGON SHOW!!!!!!

first are foremost i am a rhaenyra apologist she has never done anything wrong in her life never will and i am ready to steadfast support and defend any war crime she deems necessary!!!!!!!!

my favorite dragon is CARAXES!!!! he's just a little guy!!!!! he's got a super long neck and a deviated septum so he whistles and squeaks when he yells and roars and i'm obsessed with him he's the best boy ever and i will defend him as well forever!!!!!!!

and HARWIN OH MY LOVE HARWIN!!!!! HE'S THE PERFECT MAN EVER!!!! he's such a loving father and partner and such a respectful big sexy man i'm so horrifically carnally viciously down bad for him i want him to get me fucking pregnant and i wanna get him pregnant back!!!!!!

(honorable mentions: rhaenys, laena, laenor, helaena, luke, jace, rhaena, baela, syrax of course, i go back and forth on alicent. show alicent is both a victim and a villian and i feel bad for her in ways but also girl ur an adult at a certain point u gotta take responsibility for ur actions. i also go back and forth on daemon, he's cool at times and i love a menace but also makes ... decisions.....)

[oldestking]

                        You suddenly hear a crack— and that.......... that is....!? Cas gil’s back bones cracking !!

[malewife-central]

21?

Ah! One of my fave songs on the playlist!

Here’s my Mafia Au! Headcanons (Under the cut for length)

Warnings: Slight violence and blood mentions, Slight change in a few characters personalities

[Link for the songfic game that inspired this]

Heartslabyul-

Riddle as the quick tempered boss who believes rules need to followed…He’s from a long line of bosses who all stemmed from the Queen of Hearts… His wrath is well known and his protectiveness of what is apart of his kingdom is even more so well known

Trey is the long time friend of Riddle and is now his right hand man…His family bakery was used as a way to transport…”goods” and so, He helps to transport “goods” and money through…various means.

Cater is in charge of keeping mafia stuff quiet…any rats are found by him and he may act like a fun loving sweetheart but…According to those who work under him…he’s the scariest of all three of them…Met Riddle through Trey when he helped hide a misstep in Trey’s ranks

Ace and Deuce are working to control the police force in Her Majesty’s favor…Both are pretty high ranking but they’re not leaders really…at least not yet

Savanaclaw-

Leona is gonna be a boss in this au…mans definitely killed his brother (reminder these guys are evil…er now) He acts fairly lazy but he’s a genius…nothing gets in the way of the kings pride…Be prepared~

Ruggie is one of Leona’s closest confidants and since he comes from humble beginnings he’s the one who has helped recruit the most people…He’s terrifying and since he’s close to the people of the slums he’s got a good connection to the black market down there…Look at my short king, running the show 💕

Jack comes from a family who is close to Leona’s, Jack is commonly used as a bodyguard to Leona or Ruggie (Like they need one lmao)

Octivinelle

Azul my beloved nerd…The vibes don’t change much from how they usually are since fish mafia is def canon…But our dear octo boy isn’t a leader just yet…All praise our beloved octo queen AKA his mom…He’s set to take her place in a couple years and he’s already got it down pat lol

Jade and Floyd are Azul’s childhood friends…Having “chosen each other” in canon it’s definitely true that they’re still his bodyguards/right and left hand men. Personalities stay about the same but Once Jade and Floyd get attached to someone they’re even more protective of them than in canon…Trust me, You’re safe with them.

(Lowkey I think the only way to get close to these guys is to have met them in a way where you saved them from cops or if you grew up with them…So if y’all are interested I can maybe start writing this 👀)

Scarabia

Kalim is still a silly goofy lil guy! Except he’s only acting stupid. Don’t underestimate him. This young man grew up rich but unlike in canon he wasn’t just the firstborn…He had to fight for this title…His 30+ younger siblings are too scared to try and take the title since…”The Incident” (He’s still my blorbo)

Jamil is still from a family that owes the Asim family and he honestly hasn’t changed much…besides the fact that Jamil has a greater respect for Kalim in this au…It’s recommended you don’t ask why

Pomefiore

Vil is the leaders son, He’s literally a year away from taking “the crown” and carrying on the legacy of his mother and fathers skill in crime…He’s still an actor and model…And he’s still famous too…Extra protective of his status tho soooo…watch out bestie he’ll carve ur eyes out

Rook is still definitely a hunter…Anyone who presents a threat to Vil or the royal line is exterminated quickly…Rook is still in love with love but I feel that now his hunter qualities (Bloodlust) are much more present…Traumatized, your honor. He’s traumatized.

Epel is a young farmer boy who caught the eye of Vil one day…His grandfather was a mentor figure to Vil’s father and so, Vil’s father introduced him to Vil and taught him how to defend his son…Bodyguard who’s also used for spy jobs because he passes as a girl 💀 poor little meow meow

Diasomnia

Malleus is still the “prince” seeing as his grandmother is in charge since his mother and father were murdered…He’s followed everywhere by extreme guards (*cough* his found family *cough*) because he’s an heir…He’s still very lonely but he’s definitely more…purposefully scary

Since Malleus doesn’t have a right hand man Lilia serves as more of a mentor figure and advisor for Malleus…Lilia was best friends with Malleus’s father and is technically Malleus’s god father…(He was definitely gay lovers with Malleus’s dad… Just let me have this please god the angst hurts so good)

Silver serves as another guard for Malleus and as Lilia’s adopted son he’s grown up with Malleus and considers him a brother…He’s a very secretive man and he’s considered to almost be a ghost…hardly a single record of his life…How odd

Sebek is the most loyal follower of the Prince and has sworn his life to keeping him safe since his parents were the previous King and Queens guards (until they were killed attempting to save Mal’s parents) And so Sebek grew up only knowing how to serve…Yes he’s loud but he’s also much more…Prone to immediate violence

Ignihyde

Idia is a lot less spooked by contact with people…But do not think for a second he enjoys human contact…Idia’s family runs a “computer/IT company” AKA they launder a hell of a lot of money…Idia is still incredibly skilled with Code and consistently steals money from people just…for funsies…He lost his younger brother 5 years ago when the car he was in was target with a car bomb…He’s yet to take the role of leader but he might as well have it lol

Ortho is a young orphan who looks eerily familiar to Idia’s dead little brother…He is still very young and so not much knowledge is available on him…any far research into this boy has led a lot of journalists to…disappear…Ortho constantly wears a and long clothing to keep his identity a secret…

I hope you’ve enjoyed! My inbox is always open to more ideas or even requests on this topic but first I ask that you read my rules!

[guardianlioness]

Can I get some of ur DC hero kids for the fandom meme vod? 👀

[Ask Meme]

Blorbo — Blue Beetle III/Jaime Reyes. My favorite DC character/hero. Deserves so much more screen time in anything ever but also I think about him he the Scarab SO much. Idealistic Heroes can and do still have problems—and Jaime is the best example in years IMO.

Scrunkly — Impulse/Bart Allen. The optimism? The BIG SMILE? How much I want to protect the Child??? Scrunkly, 10/10 would punch villains for.

Scrimblo bimblo — Honestly?? Gonna zig where most folks predict I’ll zag and say Tempest/Garth. He doesn’t seem to have gotten a lot of comics, but what I’ve read of him is downright tragic, and yet his reactions to it all are more measured than the usual comic melodrama. He really needs a hug. (HONORABLE MENTION to the Shazamily. People need to stop sleeping on them.)

Glup Shitto— ……..The Scarab itself. I see it sitting on the shelf in the BG of a comic panel or something and turn into the Beyoncé meme. ALTERNATELY, Vibe/Cisco Ramon. I love him and can and will go feral over it. OR BRENDA AND PACO!! Jaime’s Friends my beloveds.

Poor Little Meow Meow — INERTIA/THADDEUS THAWNE. Clone angst?? Not good enough angst?? REPLACEMENT angst?? The inherent angst of being trapped as a literal child for 4 decades??? Being FROZEN AS A SPEED-DISPLACED STATUE??? Look he may be a murderer but he’s my poor little meow meow son.

Horse Plinko — I simply think the entire Bat clan is at their best when angsting and traumatized. (Preferably for a GOOD reason. Not this “let’s kill Alfred for angst” garbage.)

Eeby Deeby — GOODBYE, AMANDA WALLER, NO ONE LIKES YOU. Honorable mention to Eobard Thawne.

[narratorstragedy]

lotr and rebelde for the fandom asks

wren i love you sm.

lord of the rings

blorbo (fave character/character i think abt the most): it's aragorn. it's gotta be aragorn. he's a lesbian he's so lonely he's everything he's fated to be king everyone loves him he's trans he's the best guy ever. the only character. honorable mentions to faramir and éowyn... Yes i love Men so much could you tell?

scrunkly (my “baby” etc): frodo <3 gives him a hug and pushes him into a therapist's office. also sam. i love them both.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated fave): honestly lotr is so popular that i would not consider anyone truly underrated. however i guess i'll say either elrond or arwen. I Think About Them. oh! or éomer who, now that i think about it, is actually underrated. he's so funny and genuinely good i love him

glup shitto (obscure fave): ok well this isn't lotr exactly but can i say celebrimbor. not obscure as in no one talks about him but obscure as in he is mentioned like 15 times in all of tolkien's work and yet i once wrote 2 fics about him in the span of 2 days. i am normal!!!!! i also like ioreth :)

poor little meow meow (problematic/controversial/pathetic fave): this is hard bc i don't know if i would categorize any of my favorite characters as poor little meow meows. will you all kill me if i say denethor... i have so much sympathy for this fucked up old man who Used to be noble and good and wise but pushed too hard and it left him angry and bitter and empty........ h. alternatively aragorn and faramir can be meow meows too i guess

horse plinko (would torment for fun): saruman... get plinko'd lol [throws him off the top of orthanc]

eeby deeby (would send to super hell): tom bombadil bc i bet he'd enjoy it. it'd be like enrichment in his enclosure. beyond that, grima wormtongue. literally die die die

also shoutout to lúthien who i couldn't figure out where to categorize but was the first character i was truly properly obsessed with maybe ever. i love her so much. i used to want to be her

rebelde

blorbo (fave character/character i think abt the most): honestly idk... i don't really think about any of these characters that much HJDSHJSDJHK but maybe luka? i think they did a really good job with making him somewhat of an "antagonist" who does actually have a reason to be so bitter and gets somewhat-but-not-totally redeemed at the end. and i think there's potential for his arc to continue being interesting in the future

scrunkly (my “baby” etc): mj. holds her in my arms she is literally me (girl from socal who is overenthusiastic and speaks spanish but like not super well)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated fave): idk anything about the fandom/reaction to this show so i have no idea who's underrated. i dunno. gonna use this to shout out andrea and emilia instead i LOVE gay people

glup shitto (obscure fave): i don't remember any of the side characters. sorry

poor little meow meow (problematic/controversial/pathetic fave): MMFMSFNDFKDSJ. SEBAS. sebas. okay look i know he's like evil and morally bad or whatever but consider 1. he has mommy issues 2. he's hot. 3. i have listened to his duet with mj (lo siento) like 100 times.

horse plinko (would torment for fun): jana annoys me for absolutely no reason sorry girl ur getting plinkoed

eeby deeby (would send to super hell): sebas probably deserves it tbh. kisses him tenderly on the mouth have fun in hell <3 <3

[leo-frognag]

wicked of course

you hopped on that so fucking fast jhdgfhkjsg

blorbo: elphaba. i dont shut up about elphaba. i cant shut up about elphaba. the character of all time. she shares nearly all of my interests and if she were real i think we'd have actual hours-long conversations about animals. and Animals. we need more unhinged scientist rep in media and if i cannot contribute to that irl without being under government surveillance then i will do it through the medium of elphaba. please talk to me about her i will love you forever.

skrunkly: elphaba is also kind of my skrunkly but in the interest of not repeating characters i will say malky (elphaba's cat from the book, for musical-only fans). my little war criminal. glass bones and paper skin. i will kiss his little head as he rats me out to the Wizard.

scrimblo bimblo: DOCTOR FUCKING DILLAMOND this man deserved so much better and the way BOTH canons treat him is fucking unacceptable. ur gonna make a Goat who bonds with elphaba and finally treats her like a human for once, then either 1) kill him off or 2) condemn him to lose his sapience?? i would fight wars for the venerable doctor dillamond. (**HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO TURTLE HEART I ALSO LOVE HIM**)

glup shitto: i know tibbett is like. the less obscure of himself and crope (b/c. uh. tiger things) but i love him and he ALSO didnt deserve what happened to him. see, that's the trend here. he's goofy and wonderful and i hope he gets ghost-married to the man of his dreams.

poor little meow meow: **DISCLAIMER: i am diverting from the "problematic fave" part on this and focusing much more on the "pathetic" part.**

oh this has to be glinda. jesus. girl gets put through the wringer on SUCH a consistent basis it's fucking unreal. she goes from having everything to experiencing like 6 devastating losses and STILL graduates, only to immediately sink into an unhappy marriage (and/or to immediately be exploited by the government), all the while never being given the proper chance to mourn so she fills her life with frivolity to hide her insurmountable grief. she's not in my Top Top Absolute Favorite characters but i do recognize that she's the one with the most depth and i love her for that.

horse plinko: a fastpass to hell would be too kind for madame morrible <3 i want to see her spun in a vortex until the layers of her skin begin to separate and slough off. how dare she attempt to brainwash two 18 year olds and a 15(pretty sure) year old into doing her fucking political bidding. how dare she assume that they would be so fucking feeble-minded. how dare she look upon oz with her stupid fucking smile and preach discrimination to generations upon generations of impressionable young students, fully cognizant of the harm she has brought upon the entire nation. i want her to feel each crunching impact of her body on the plinko pegs while the flames of suffering lap ever-closer at her pulverized heels.

eeby deeby: i'm gonna have to agree with everyone else and say the Wizard gfhdkfg that man just does not deserve rights!! snarky old jackass. calls elphaba stupid b/c he can't live with the fact that he's losing an argument to a teenage girl. like yeah ok you have imposter syndrome but that doesn't justify decades of murder and oppression bro get a GRIP

[somebodycallixii]

10 Characters I fell in love with in 2021

got tagged by @braceletofteeth to list my 10 favorite characters for 2021!! this year was the Year of Kdramas for me, i had such a fun time getting into them and i cant believe it took me so long to get into the genre!! what has my life been before this??

I'm so excited to do this thank u for tagging me!! (in no particular order, ranking them would require too much pain)

1. Seo Moonjo (Strangers From Hell)

What is there to say? Inventor of bad bitchery. Master of stares. Doctor of teeth. Owner of our hearts. Love him for his toxicity and his hair <3 Hope jongwoo texts you back soon!

2. So Mun (The Uncanny Counter)

I haven't finished Uncanny Counter yet but GOD he is everything. He loves his friends so much, he wears his emotions on his sleeve, he has such a strong sense of justice, i just love so much about him.

3. Wen Kexing (Word of Honor)

insp for basically all of my web weaving posts, this man made me understand the term poor little meow meow. His character development is one of my favorites that i've ever seen, and i genuinely envy his shamelessness. remember kids, even tough women cant resist clingy men!

4. Cho Sang-Gu (Move to Heaven)

made smoking cool again. He wins the prize for making me cry more than damn near anything else in my entire life! His backstory......... literally if i think about this too long im going to lose it. Lee Je Hoon your hand in marriage pls.

5. Cao Weining (Word of Honor)

idc if the term is out of fashion but he's truest embodiment of "cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure." not that good at fighting but he respects women and u know his bills are paid. (Whoever is responsible for episode 34 i just want to talk. with my fists)

6. Pat Napat (Bad Buddy)

HELLO LOML the walking green flag himself!!!! Pat made me realize the type of person I want to be in my relationships (platonic or romantic) with other people. He is physically unable to resist showing affection to those he loves and its the most admirable trait ever. He is the blueprint.

7. Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)

I watched brba before this last year but i rewatched it in 2021 and it made me fall in love with him again. he is also the definition of poor little meow meow. Someone give this man a break and a spa day PLEASE,

8. Kang Seokyoon (Strangers From Hell)

has anyone ever spit realness like "fuck mother fuck father fuck money" in the history of rap??? unlikely. the supportive friend everyone needs, deserved better. unfortunately looks very good covered in blood :/

9. Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows)

I started WWDITS with my parents and it was such a fun show to watch with them. all of the characters are amazing, but Nadja is a legend in her own right. the owner of the 6 total braincells in that house. she is everything a girl can dream of being <3

10. Wang Xie (Word of Honor)

Scorpion king? no. king of my heart. can turn a look like his life depends on it. one glance will kill ur friends and family. has hot friends and the worst father figure on the planet, hes serving relatable content on the daily. I serve as president for both his protection squad and the zhao jing hate campaign (we meet on saturday evenings and braid each others hair. currently accepting applications!)

is it obvious word of honor has taken over my life?? not mad about it.

I loved doing this omg. I wanna tag @sofarraway, @forgive-and-take, @surajmukhis, @gr33kg0ds, @hotel-and-casino, and @saintmilky <3 (only if you want to of course!)

[fooltofancy]

u Know i need to see ur answers for ffxiv

father forgive me for the sins i am about to commit.

blorbo - i'm not allowed to have favorite characters, when i have favorite characters they die. (it's the wol. there's so fuckin much goin on here between fate and duty and Being A Name Instead Of A Person that i will never stop thinking about. extreme dumbass energy, also. i know this is cheating, also, but i have chronic obsessed-w-player-character syndrome, for which there is no cure.)

scrunkly - g'raha tia. that's my catboy, i love him, i keep making him cry, i am obsessed with his stupid ear and tail animations. why does he stand like that? never stop. honorable mention to pipin, the only lalafell i tolerate and also would die for.

scrimblo bimbo - i'm gonna have to look up names when i get home because i have a brain like a sieve, but there are so many compelling characters in the space of like three sidequests? western coerthas makes me v emotional, and so does lakeland. localised trauma quests, etc. LENA.

glup shitto - those children in the crystarium. i see a tiny catgirl i lose my mind, it's just like that.

poor little meow meow - zenos. bad horrible stupid, angry that i've someho come full circle back into aapparently only thinking about this fucking truck-sized idiot until i die. hate hate loathing, have a playlist about it i guess. god.

horse plinko - urianger. i'm sorry, they made me watch this man cry ONCE and now i'm unhinged.

eeby deeby - emet-selch.

[mobydyke]

ask game: critrole! but you pick which group :)

blorbo (fav): this was the hardest but we're calling it w/ percy+vex. i literally have not stopped thinking about them since 2017

scrunkly (baby): cad!!!!! the most friend shaped character ever!! king of kindness and roasts (me too buddy me too)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated): people are sleeping on tary!!!! he's so good 😭

glup shitto (obscure): well up until 2 months ago it was chetney but he's not obscure anymore. Kima is my fav npc tho. every time she even gets mentioned I'm like 👀

poor little meow meow (pathetic): lucien. he's evil and i love him ur honor he is so much fun to watch <3

horse plinko (deserves torment🙂): avantika. undead hot pirate wife i care u. also raishan for similar reasons

eeby deeby (deserves superhell 😠): syldor vessar. literally go die in a pit

send me a fandom!

[thatforgottenbasilisk]

:newspaper: gimme ur Thoughts on mha characters for the ask game fdsfafdafa

hell yes

blorbo: dabi dabi dabi dabi your honor im lomve him

even the stuff ive heard about canon dabi

scrunkly: honestly midoriya is so shaped

scrimblo bimblo: fuyumi definitely

glup shitto: okay so ive never read/watched mha so idk who's mainstream at all so uh. am i allowed to say ms joke or no

poor little meow meow: i would say dabi again but if i let myself do that then it would be dabi for everything. so. shigaraki. he's a scraggly gamer basement dweller and i love him

horse plinko: hmmm i have. a lot of these. i torture many characters okay as u can tell by reading my fics, no one is safe, thats how it is, but if i had to pick a non-dabi target, uhhh hawks maybe? i couldnt hurt him without providing comfort but him, or else shinsou. love both of them so they get tortured lol, i break all my toys >:)

eeby deeby: gotta say overhaul. both for all the shit he did in canon but also the fact that he looks like a twink pimp and you know my opinions on that

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Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): FELIX... i love him ur honor

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): stella....i know she's a demon trapped in the body of a cat. but she is a good kittie

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): florian is so good... kind trans dad....

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): i love withers the butler. idk if he counts as obscure but im just going to say he does bc he has no sprite

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): sage "got lost in the sewers for a full week" lesath. he is neither controversial nor unpopular but i love that he does not have any brain cells whatsoever. i think that counts as being pathetic

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): rime. i want to hold a magnifying glass over his head and focus a sunbeam directly on him until he bursts into flames

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): escell mirun goes to hell for shitty father crimes