#us-canadian border

[shitty-shifty-shiftblr-blog]

Now adding "there is snow every holiday season" to my scripts because thERE'S NO SNOW WHERE IS IT

[anghraine]

Very serious post:

The bff and I were thinking of alternate names for our country (the USA) but are currently favoring "Under-Canada."

We are in no way biased by growing up on the international border, where basically anything you could get on the US side you could also get on the Canadian side, but it would be better and less expensive and more fun to get to.

[heedra]

im currently keeping tabs on petfinder to see about adopting a couple more rescue rats into my group rn but i live right by the canadian border and every time i search for rats close to me its like "you want rats? well there are twenty fucking rats sixteen miles from you in Twiddlingsford, BC. and one single rat 80 miles from you in Bucket, WA. Ok?"

[nokingsonlyfooles]

My eyes hurt and now my brain hurts

...but screaming with laughter helps, so I had to share. (And after this I'll stop reading and take a break.)

It's Vivek, rhymes with "there's a LAKE!" Several, I believe. I haven't been in Canada that long, I'm not positive, but I believe there would be more than one lake. Aren't they having enough trouble building that wall over the river? And wildlife habitats? And SAND?

Build a wall over a lake to stop an amount of fentanyl that would fit in my purse? It's not the dumbest thing my country or origin has attempted, so let's see how it shakes out.

I would, if anyone is interested, appreciate a wall that keeps US dollars out of Canadian politics. It seems like that would be much easier to build, legislatively. But you do you, US.

Get safe out there, America. Get as safe as you can. This fever isn't going to break without doing a lot more damage.

[ohimtherebabey]

one year ago today canadian border control asked to see proof that i was actually going to a concert because it was suspicious that i had no luggage amd was only staying in the country for one night <3 mortifying ordeal of having to open tickemaster for a federal agent.

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Americans "having a single iota of sympathy for the literal thousands of Canadians who have had their homes and communities destroyed by fire instead of yelling at us for making their sky orange" Challenge (impossible)

[msmargaretmurry]

Happy Birthday my love, I miss you so much!!!! Here are some things I associate you with: diners on the east coast, cherry blossoms, Connor McDavid and his agonies, the Haunted Hersheypark arena (and Hershey in general), the sort of general concept of road trips as fostering personal growth in a liminal space, Pete Wentz's wordsmithing (you 🤝 Pete Wentz 🤝 your writing kicking my ass), the Washington Nationals, Snafu from the Pacific in both spirit and memory, inventive cocktails, Steel Train, Niall Horan doing his 😉👉 thing all the time on Instagram in the run-up to Heartbreak Weather (and Heartbreak Weather in general), the US-Canadian border patrol, horny twtfic on main in the mid-10s, Boston-area NCAA hockey (did you know that when I was thinking abt grad school part 2 I was looking at BU bc they have a hockey team and that was your influence 😭😭), the entire city of Washington DC, and the very old very fond memory when checking my email didn't meant horrible emails that cause me psychological damage, it meant delightful emails from you (that also sometimes caused psychological damage, but i LOVED it.)

Actually that was less a list of things that I associate with you and more a list of very fond memories involving you!! I hope you have the most wonderful day!! Don't work too hard!! Love you ♥️🌸♥️🌸♥️

kasper my love!!! i'm gonna cry. i'm so excited to hopefully watch some american league hockey with you this winter (tho tragically not in hershey) and then see OUR GOOD BOY NIALL next summer!!!! also i keep thinking that if i want to move on to doctoral work after i finish my masters that i might consider boston schools just because the college hockey up there is so fun. lmao. you 🤝 me 🤝 making education decisions for the right reasons.

i was talking recently about how i really miss the era of just writing fic directly into emails to friends...... my long deranged email threads with friends just sending increasingly unhinged fic back and forth....... and it's like, yeah i could just start emailing my friends again but email has just become. so much worse. i don't know if it's possible to reclaim it for good. 😔

anyway. ilysm. 💖💕💖💕💖

[acelessthan3]

Why are customers consistently so fucking stupid? What part of "back corner under where it says vitamins" implies "side wall under multivitamins"? Since when is "second shelf up from the bottom" on the top shelf? Like I'll forgive people not knowing their left from their right, but when you make me repeat myself a third time I'm giving the back of your head the finger.

[shodansbabygirl]

It's always really funny to me when Europeans on this site accuse Americans of being fucked up and projecting our cultural norms onto the places we tourism through. When British tourists are so-near universally fucking beloathed. Like look, A) the US has a terrible role model B) have you ever met someone from western Europe traveling outside of Europe. Those of you that come to the US, at least, are fucking cocks.

[outofbodyinjury]

BACK IN CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bocceclub]

central european grandma from buffalo ny aesthetic

[feretra]

as one indigenous mun to another? go give love to @postguilt, please. they’re putting up with some bullshit today because how dare they share their experiences and it not be centered on white voices.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Americans have nothing to be afraid of when it comes for foreigners. I live right next to a tourist destination and we have tourists from all around the world and a lot of immigration here and our worst out-of-country visitors are Canadians. If there is one group of strangers from another country it's the Canadians.

[intertexts-moving]

literally neeeeddddddddd to go to like any country that is not the fucking us.