#using my skills for evil

[firestormee]

im back a third time with more of these

[vaciena]

Would you like to see the best thing I’ve ever painted

[maramagpie]

The youtube adblock blocker has reached me. Youtube will not let me watch videos without turning off my adblocker >:( However, I've found that embedded videos do not have this issue.

So I spent my lunch break today making a shitty video embedding generator page.

Fuck you youtube!

I'm not turning off my adblocker and I'm not paying you either

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[telesodalite]

Never getting over Fulcrum being a project manager...

Idk why, but something about that is so funny to me. Not just because the title of "project manager" is inherently kinda funny for a Decepticon, but also because-

1. It's vague sounding and hard to explain irl because it technically exists in multiple fields, like healthcare or manufacturing, which surely translates into canon in some way.

2. In canon, it's simultaneously a really mundane, innocuous sounding job, yet it's also a super morally awful position to reside over depending on the context. (*cough* forced colonization and cyberforming *cough*)

And 3. It solidifies the fact that behind all the surface level militaristic work we get with both the Decepticons and Autobots, there's also Cons and Bots with "normal" jobs in both factions.

Like, sure yeah we get scientists and doctors, engineers and programmers, but usually in big important or warfront positions. (For plot reasons, understandably.) But it's also really funny and interesting to think of those that worked background positions, or minor jobs.

Like an Autobot working in their equivalent of an HR department, or a Decepticon who runs one of their outpost's or starship's kitchens.

Just all the pre-war jobs that didn't just disappear with the war, but instead evolved to exist within the factions.

It's particularly funny with the Decepticons though, because it could be a super mundane job or situation, but because it's them, it has to have an air of ~e v i l~ to it, either legitimately and/or merely for the vibes, like Tarn's "performance reviews".

[spookychomp]

J... Jo... Jojo's your train men...

I'm not even sure why I did this other than a desire to see if I could! And I... I could.

If this blesses your dashboard, I apologize for the psychic damage /j

[quibbs126]

I’m noticing that the Decepticons in g1 are actually pretty intelligent, at least when it comes to engineering feats

Like they’re constantly building new bases, temporary or otherwise, unlike the Autobots who don’t even build out from the Ark’s place in the volcano. They make so many elaborate machines to extract energy, of which need to harness countless different energy sources, and they almost always successfully create Energon from them, the Energon only being unstable when the source itself is, not their process

And on top of energy machines, they build other impressive machines to hinder the Autobots in whatever way, and it’s not just one person who makes them, they all do. Like, Megatron on his own created a machine that successfully clones other Transformers, outside of having a working brain. And he’s made other things too, that’s just the one I remember. I know Starscream’s had his own scientific contributions, but I can’t remember them at the moment other than rigging an experimental energy source to explode the planet for infinite energy

Edit: I actually do now have an example for Starscream, namely the episode where they accidentally time travel to King Arthur times, in which Starscream invents a working electricity generator to power him and the other stranded Decepticons with technology and materials from the 500s, and creates gunpowder at least 300 years or so before it’s invented in China. I know Transformers technology is far past that, but the fact that he knew how to do this and was able to with incredibly archaic technology by their standards is a feat all on its own

Like their machines almost always work, it’s just that the Autobots destroy them or they tap into an energy source they didn’t fully understand the consequences of (or just didn’t care)

And you can’t even say the Autobots have the leg up by creating new Transformers, because I’m pretty sure the Decepticons made the Constructicons as well, who are also fairly skilled builders. And also have the ability to combine, and were the first I know of capable of doing so

Like I guess the Decepticons just all have degrees in STEM or something. Shame that seems to be where all their intelligence points went

[nina-the-ninth]

The garden in maruki’s palace is representative of how maruki likes gardening

[oksurethisismyname]

Zoro, squinting at a smudged sentence on his palm: pee juh prawndruh oon beer?

Sanji: ok THATS actually cute, yes, you may

[thekidsarentalright]

from now on we are snemies or whatever </3

[rairolin]

Sneaky masters of disguise 🖤💀💫

[icewindandboringhorror]

Recent life photos

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

brb i'm gonna go write elias bouchard/clive schill/ty betteridge crack fanfic. see you guys in a week or so.

[trans-luis-serra-navarro]

i have this one hc of luis thats he taught ashley lighter tricks :3, idk it just felt like smth he would do (to me) and i rlly like it ^_^ mainly bc i just luv ashley and luis as family/gen, they are so dear to me >_<

YEEEEESSS YES YES YES OMG you’re so right!!!

I don’t think I’m alone when I say I am in LOVE with their dynamic in the remake, like the way Luis is so worried about her safety first and foremost???? Or the way he asks to take her hand to see the blood first????? OUGH I LOVE THEM

I can only imagine that Luis probably didn’t have anyone to teach him the lighter tricks he knows, and if he DID, they’ve most likely been gone from his life for a while- so being able to teach Ashley something he had to learn on his own and watching her get better at it with his help is so AHSNDHDNJXHDS ITS SUCH A SWEET IDEAAA

Also you just KNOW Ashley would be GOOD at it too. Like I just KNOW she does funny little tricks with her pink flip phone and the idea of her wanting to learn so she can impress and/or annoy her friends/family/Leon etc is SO FUNNY. She’s like Hey Guys Watch This and pulls out a lighter in the middle of the White House and makes everyone panic

[alexandertheanxious]

No rizz just big brown eyes and the birthright to rule the biggest empire in the world 👁️👁️🤎

[artemisbarnowl]

Getting tired of hearing the 'your brain is working against you' when it comes to ADHD/autism tbh your brain is not trying to sabotage you or make your life more difficult for funsies. I understand the instinct to externalise but pretending the way you are is actually nothing to do with you and it's a tiny little goblin trying to fuck your life up is going to seriously limit your progress in knowing yourself, including your strengths, and how you can use them to improve your day to day.