the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:
-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother
-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy
-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™
-matpat
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Vanessa with Abby & Vanessa with Gregory
(If I had a dime for every time a woman who hated Gregory and formed a inseparable bond with the next child protagonist, I’d have two dimes, not a lot but geez Gregory)
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personally I find that Yellowjackets succeeds where other plane-crash-stranded media falls short. and it's because if you peel back the layers of other shows in this genre, the story is basically the same: people will do what they have to in order to survive, roles will reverse. Yellowjackets does this too, but Yellowjackets isn't about a plane crash and it isn't about survival. it's about the singular, violent, inescapable wilderness of girlhood, not nature. the wilderness is a backdrop and though the girls use it to tell their story (literally Van beginning an origin story in the season 2 trailer), it isn't... really that important. before they crash they were already icing their teammates out, betraying one another, surviving brutally through youth. being a girl is just like that. yeah, the setting and the strange magic helps reveal that story to the audience in a shocking and palatable and larger-than-life way, it brings to view what that complex inner world of girlhood really felt like. but it has something to say other than "people will do horrible things to survive". if you were ever a teenage girl, you already know that.
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personal headcanon that before the 'virus' (or whatever it was) happens moon is just a bastard who loves scaring people for fun
and my self insert discovers this and plays along bc they love getting scared and manhandled
this is also why theres a high turnover rate for night guards, they quit bc they genuinely think moons gonna kill them. but really hes just bored as fuck and enjoys chasing and 'attacking' people, and like, its just a game to him hes not actually gonna hurt anyone dw
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my favorite thing about vanessa continuing the “that’s two things” joke is that she was not there with william and mike earlier in the movie. she does not realize that’s she’s making a sarcastic little callback to earlier in the movie. her father is holding a giant knife at her and she’s just like “lol this dude can’t fucking count”
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