#very hot tho

[bruciemilf]

Adam should be more worried about his son’s admirers than some bisexual’s hotel (Hazbin hotel folks you’re welcome)

[lucksunkpunk]

Hellraiser (2022)

Very very mediocre but the effects are alright (after it takes an hour for anything to happen)

[mistyycowoa]

Comfort... Light level must match mood..

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[abyssruler]

no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.

[elsecrytt]

okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

vs

nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

vs

geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

[fudgecake-charlie]

OH FUCK i thought i was posting today but it was actually yesterday MY BAD!! Here's my contribution to @hotguycomiczine, with script written by the wonderful and amazing @definitelynotshouting <3

it was a blast to be creating and brainstorming something amazing with all these people, definitely one of my fondest zine experiences out there.

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[royaltea000]

watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height

[lexithwrites]

before he met regulus, james was always praised, constantly told how smart and funny and attractive he was, and just everyday someone would make him feel so special and loved and perfect,,,and then he meets regulus who—trust me does all of that and more—is a lil mean but only in the context of sex, and never insulting, he just tells james he sounds desperate when he begs, how pathetic he looks when he's on his knees for him, how much of a slut he is when he's fucking him and whimpering and moaning into his ear,,,and its nice, its nice to have ONE person that makes james feel dirty

(this may or may not be based off of @spookeart 's latest patreon post,,,,,,you're amazing)

[ansjsla]

Don’t let your Gojo overheat!!!

[steveharrirngton]

happy birthday dreamboy ♡

[brainlessbaguette]

Linktober Day 29, Aquatic/Water

Sometimes I forget about how dark Twilight Princess actually gets. And then I remember their Zoras, where the very pretty queen was murdered to send a political message, all of the people in the domain were turned into one big ice cube, the pretty queen's son passes out from a lack of water miles away from his home, all while the Zora at lake Hylia are stranded downstream panicking over the decreasing water level. Thats some Game of Thrones level of dark drama in a children's game. I love it.

[kuromi-hoemie]

being like 5’2” - 5’4” is so attractive to me like omg ur head fits right under my chin and right in my tits ♡⁠ let me hold you. i love being a tall girl

[3-aem]

i dont wanna draw gojo back again bc it feels like such a cop out for me even tho i know yall like it

that being said i really fumbled the art ball this weekend by getting distracted by every possible side quest….and i still wanna draw smth

[civetcider]

Heeey ladies, how's it going? oh what's that, You wanna see my motorcycle? Oh of course

Pretty badass huh? Wait why are you walking away

[heph]

THIS IS A CRAZY THING TO SAY?

This scene has so much to unpack. 1. Wilson accepts that he's dating a female version of House, and is okay with it because he does like Amber. 2. House rejects that, saying that it's because Amber is needy as well (not true) and Wilson takes in all that, and questions why House is making up theories as to why he's dating her... Realizing that it might be because House is jealous of their relationship ... And then laughs and implies that he would have gotten with House if House got to him before Amber??? WHY WOULD YOU WRITE ALL OF THIS