#very irresponsible smh

[jmbringitonworld]

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[minty-bubblegum]

Pookums I really super duper need u to talk to me and distract me from my work

Um um

Anal penetration

[bvckbiter]

listen, lukelli could be so funny. all post ttc luke wants is to finally die, so when he sees a hot man-eater (literal) making moves on him his manwhore ass is like “you know what. might as well go out with a bang.” meanwhile kelli does very much want to eat this man (after getting to know him ofc. shes not a savage, she prefers to wine and dine her food). but unfortunately hecate and the titans have given explicit orders that luke castellan be kept alive, and if their little fling helps keep his mind away from offing himself, then she better keep wining and dining him. the entire time they’re together, luke is in agony because he wants to die and kelli is in agony because she cant kill him. but consequently they’re also matching each other’s freaks and having the most irresponsible cruise fling ever. when kelli kills that random demigod in seattle, notwithstanding luke’s upset at a wasted demigod life, his depressed brain is going “THAT SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEE,” which then leads into a whole thing of “ofc this was all about keeping me alive for the titans” in which he finally realizes hes truly got no one on his side. and by the time botl rolls around, kelli is just bummed that she’s lost her favorite boytoy bloodbag. she cant be caught kissing the geezer lord of the titans smh

[whowrotethenote]

I know you mentioned that you've had most of your biggest fan work almost complete and I was so looking forward to it😔 no joke I've reread that series like more than 5 times because that's how much I enjoy it and how much i enjoy your retellings of him. And I was so excited, I even had a few song inspos and asks regarding the story. And now shit hit the fan, and we're all stuck in limbo. However, if you continue to write His biggest fan, I will still read it. Reading roman fics is one of the few joys i have, just to unwind and escape reality for a bit. Selfishly, I still want to read it and other roman fics even old ones, because he's such a comfort character (I only read roman fics). And yall roman writers are so so freaking talented, and it's so not fair that yall worked soo hard and this happens.

I say ''want to read" because I really haven't been able to read any roman fic or watch edits and videos of him ever since this whole thing came out (and for the first time in forever his ass is active on sm😭) like whenever I see him I'm just reminded of this whole thing. I will say I still like him to an extent (I guess we all do, if not we wouldn't be so hurt by it) like I don't think this man is racist but saying you support the president (who is) is not a good look and doesn't make sense.

Anyway I'm really hoping he's just like "haha now yall know how Jesus felt lol, anyway it's a delayed April fools prank, love yall"

Sorry for the long ass message😭

omg thank you so much 💗y’all never fail to put a smile on my face even with all the bs. thank you for the support, always.

if you continue to read his fics, you’re an adult and that’s your business. and you don’t have to explain yourself to anybody, especially strangers on the internet.

and i swear. he’s been MIA so long and as soon as he resurfaces he messes it all up. don’t even look the same smh.

the whole thing was just very irresponsible and problematic and i feel like he should know better. he’s been famous too long. i don’t have the capacity to think about what he could’ve meant. i’m taking it for face value. and if he hasn’t denied it yet—that’s saying a lot.

i’m still trying to figure out what my next steps are. i will keep everyone updated.

[writers-in-moominvalley]

I'm terribly sorry, I have since grown from making this post and find that Grokes should also be given near-nightly attention if you don't want them to wander off and destroy the local ecosystem, like outdoor cats.

And you should give them little jewels to play with, especially the red glowy ones, I hear you can get them free from the Hobgoblin using cherries.

(joke)

💡Lightbulb Moment💡

The Groke is a fairly easy creature to manipulate, I think. Like, she's pretty intimidating and could kill you intentionally or not but she doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed, she's just a moth in a big black ghost costume. She see light she get light.

You could probably use a laser pointer on her and she'll follow it.

Play fetch with glow sticks.

Use her as a cooler if you satisfy her need for warmth with a furnace or something.

Dangle a lantern on a stick and watch her try to catch it in the air.

Grokes need some enrichment even in their natural habitat, do them a favor and throw a flashlight their way every now and then.

[squidsinashirt]

is all of this humor a facade for smth bc a real human being wouldn't be so much of a juster in their mid-20s

ptsd much? smh

Well, being a squid, I wouldn’t know anything about being a mid-20s real human, so y’know 🦑

Or as an immature, irresponsible Yank nepobaby. Take your pick, I’m not fussy!

But if I were to take a guess, I’d say that the work we do, and the situations we deal with, are very serious. When I’m at work, on a shout, when people are depending on me, and my brothers are relying on me, then I am anything other than a jester. Because when the stakes for being at the top of my game and being absolutely focused is life or death for somebody else, there is no room for a joke.

And sometimes, it’s a lot. It’s a total privilege, getting to help will be forever what I do because it’s what calls you, y’know? But yeah, sometimes it’s heavy and you could let it all get on top of you, ooooor you could find the lighter side in things. World’s full of good people doing good things, and there is always something to smile at.

And if there isn’t anything obvious… then yours truly will find it 😏

And I guess it comes across as being immature or idiotic to some people, and that’s okay. I guess it’s just who I am, Anon. I’m a pretty laid back kinda guy, it takes something pretty serious to raise my blood pressure.

I like to see people happy and laughing and enjoying themselves. Kinda what I like doing, y’know? Making people smile. Fixing things for people so that they can laugh.

The most vivid memory I have of my mom, that isn’t from photos or vids, is her laughing. She had this brilliant smile and this big, bright laugh, and I loved making her laugh.

And I suppose that’s just kinda found it’s way into making all the people I love laugh or smile.

Virgil is straightforward, he laughs pretty easily, and so getting him to really crack, tears, sides splitting, is the goal. Getting a belly laugh out of Scott, however, a proper, uncontrolled burst of laughter, is a real triumph, and seeing John lose his composure is that rare I keep a list of dates (because it is actually study-worthy to spend many hours researching ways dedicated to seeing that serious noodle break).

Penny’s got this gorgeous laugh that’s like pure sunshine, it’s a little dopamine rush, and it makes you wanna make it happen again and again…

Some people fall more in the practical side of humour. Plotting pranks with Kayo and hearing her giggle (and she does giggle) when they’re successful - Grandma’s also a sucker for this. Little-r Alan loved a magic trick and his face would light up and it still does if you catch his ‘I’m a teenager, I’m too cool for you’ facade off guard.

So… there you go. Not a facade - just like seeing people smile. Bit of a science to it, actually, and a bit of challenge - which is probably why I enjoy it 😏

[the-great-empress]

idc how incompetent crowley is, MC DIES IN OBEY ME. where was lilith then? huh? smh 😭😭

Sorry for the spelling mistakes, English is not my native language and I use Google translator

Oh boy…a short question and a lot of what I would like to say.

I’m going to warn you from the beginning, I don’t like Lilith, maybe when I talk about Lilith I’m mostly influenced by that. I may get hate from some people, but that's my opinion.

First let’s talk about our favorite director

Crowley

Crowley could be... that... Crowley... a director of a prestigious academy, somewhat irresponsible and relaxed, perhaps also childish, come on, even I sometimes question how he could be a director and I like the theories that he is up to something, but he has done more things by Yuu than Lilith by Mc

Crowley since the prologue of the game has helped Yuu, that is, he could have easily thrown him out on the street, he even said that he would not do it and housing him in Ramshackle was the best option, I know what many will say "Crowley could have housed him in one of the dorms” or “You were able to accommodate him in his house” that is to say, come on!

• Leave a person without magic in a dormitory full of magic users? We are talking about NRC students, even Ace and Deuce were proof that they were going to mess with Yuu sooner or later, whatever the dormitory they would bother him as soon as he entered, that would be like leaving a cow in the tiger cage that They haven't eaten for a week.

• Secondly, let a stranger stay in your house? Oh really? We know that Yuu would not steal from Crowley or hurt him, but in those moments of the prologue Yuu for Crowley was just a STRANGER who arrived at NRC by mistake, nothing more, I ask you, would you allow a stranger to stay in your house? If you manage to do it well for yourself, but I wouldn't do it for safety reasons, the director may be very “kind” as he says, but not naive, plus he was going to live there for free, of course he had to do one or another errand, but Yuu accepted that (something that is repeated in several of the books and I will mention it later), and even allowed Grim to stay and attend classes.

From my point of view, complaining that Ramshackle has not been remodeled would be abusing the director’s generosity, that is, first the octatrium had to go to, let’s say, fix it a little, so that later the VDC group would donate their money and even then it could not be completely remodeled, Crowley is the director, not a billionaire to waste money (That’s Kalim), and the ghost thing is very questionable and negligent on his part

As for Crowley sending him on errands, come on, in the prologue Crowley made it a condition for him to do some work or another and Yuu accepted, in which case Yuu complained, he accepted it from the beginning so no matter what. Would have to make. Yes, they usually seem like blackmail, but in the end in some of them Crowley gives him a prize. In book 2 it allows him to participate together with Grim (remember that Grim is a beast and Yuu is a person without magic, the mere fact that both appear on open television as NRC students could harm the reputation of the academy) in the magifht despite that Ramshackle did not have the seven students, in book 4 (here Crowley leaves a lot to be desired, he goes on vacation and leaves the Ramshackle duo at the academy) he gives him an emergency phone and a banquet as a reward for doing the errand. , and in book 5 he gives you FREE tickets to invite other people to the VDC

Despite all the problems that Yuu and Grim have caused… despite the fact that they have been given many reasons… despite the fact that at the end of book 5 and beginning of book 6 Grim showed himself to be a danger to EVERYONE… Crowley has not thrown them out on the street and has treated them as much as part of the staff as students, I dare say that he sees them as his right hands to whom he can entrust the jobs that only they could do as in book 2. So that they would find out who is ruining the event and in book 3 entrusting them with the task to help him so that Azul does not extort him again… that, my friends, is called trust, something so precious that it is difficult to obtain and easy to lose… and Until the moment Crowley and the duo have a relationship of mutual trust, it has its ups and downs of course. What relationship doesn’t? And Crowley won’t be the best tutor/guardian and will ridicule him, but at least I can’t deny that he has done good things for Ramshackle.

Shit! I've been writing about Crowley for almost two pages, I'd better cut this short on Crowley to talk about the ancestor.

Lilith

Ahh... Lilith... as I told you at the beginning, I don't like Lilith, in fact, I dare say that Lilith was the greatest evil that could have happened to Mc, I will try to argue and show my points with the least amount of rudeness and anger possible

I don't know where to start with Lilith MY GOD! She did a lot and at the same time nothing. How is that possible? In order not to make this long, I will only talk about the first season (although in the others it is practically not even mentioned) and I will talk about it as an ancestor

Shit…

I still have a hard time believing that Lilith is portrayed as a good ancestor, she literally USED her descendant to solve her brothers' problems, in most of season 1 she is only mentioned, come on, the one who is not there (when she is It is), it only appears when Mc goes to the attic to see who freed Belphegor. Surprise! Lilith manifests her power so that Mc can enter the attic and Belphegor ends up hanging her. Congratulations Lilith! You indirectly killed your descendant! How are you not going to demonstrate again to stop your genocidal brother?

She revived Mc without asking her a “Are you okay?” or a “I apologize on behalf of my brothers” she only told her to help her brothers because she chose her! That is, HELLO?! Your brother killed your descendant in one of the most horrible ways to die, AT LEAST ASK HER HOW SHE IS FEELING BEFORE ORDERING HER TO HELP THEM BECAUSE THAT IS HER REASON FOR SHE BEING THERE! No more I’m not saying that Mc had a strong trauma or existential crisis from that because the story doesn’t delve into it! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JESUS AND THE HOLY SPIRIT!!!

Solomon from “What in the hell is bad?” he apologized to his descendant in the middle of a fight! Why didn't Lilith even say “I'm sorry”?!?! Michael had to go and apologize to Mc for all the shit she went through!!! That's how it is!! Michael!! And there are people who talk about Michael as if he were a monster when Lilith and most of the siblings are the real monsters!!! Or did they forget what the brothers' initial treatment of Mc was like and how RADICAL they changed when they found out that Mc was a descendant of Lilith?!?! Belphegor literally went from wanting to kill her to fighting with his brothers for sitting next to her, the fact that he feels guilty does not free him from his actions and it would be extremely surprising if Mc does not end up with another trauma because of it.

I’m already digressing… But that’s my point of view. In short, Crowley may be incompetent, but at least sometimes he does good things and takes trouble with Yuu, unlike Lilith who does nothing apart from sacrificing her descendant for the brothers, I don’t understand why there are people who defend Lilith and they throw shit at Crowley

[arcisstic]

imagine being this dork's caretaker smh, who let the child go free (very irresponsible)

[heartshapedbubble]

Welcome back!!!!! Missed you so much. Hope you're doing well :)

Was wondering if I could request Burke being a grandpa to little girl. Since you aren't taking oneshot or fanfic reqs I was wondering if it could be lile in headcanon form? Idk, anythibg that you're comfortable with :)

Hope you aren't uncomfortable with the ask and if you don't want to do it for whatever reason thats ok!

Have a nice day 💖💖💖💖

HI ANON!! life's alright rn, hope ur doing great too💓💓

of course! here you go and enjoy ^_^

burke lapadura being a grandpa to memory hcs🔨🧸

burke is a very carefree but nontheless a caring grandpa!

beneath the surface burke really loves kids :) he just sucks at displaying affection in general

some hunters would call his behavior irresponsible

...like letting memory stick her finger into his bottle of vodka and taste it

to which he responds with a simple *shoo* motion with his hand

like would you rather have her try a harmless drop of alcohol or learn how to pallet stun you to death at 8 years old smh🙄🙄young people these days

refers to himself as "old man" and "grumpy old"guy", even "fossil" occasionaly

always fixes memory's dolls once they tear!

^proposed installing mechanical limbs and laser eyes but took it back once he saw the concern in her eyes

when he falls asleep grandpa style™ on the sofa while watching TV he often wakes up with a face full of badly applied makeup

(by memory, of course)

and he'd let her bake his face even if he was awake 🫡‼️ he'd go on and call himself a "pretty princess" for her

jumping back to burke's irresponsibility, back in his workshop he has a shit ton of prototypes and weapons eagerly waiting to be tested

..and, honestly, is there a better person to test them other than his beloved granddaughter? there's no child out there that dislikes pushing colorful buttons and detonating bombs! (safety first tho)

his babysitting is 50/50 honestly. either he watches over her every move like an eagle or he peacefully reads as she runs around in circles

rule no1 in the manor: never, and by that i mean NEVER let burke in the kitchen.

it's not even the fact that he sucks at cooking, it's just that he's so used to the speed and precision of his machines that he rages whenever the freezer gets stuck or the oven is not hot enough

^so it's a bit of a hassle when memory wants some warm milk alongside her cookies.

"keep away from the kitchen for some time sweetie, grandpa is trying not to give himself 3rd degree burns while using a microwave!"

sometimes memory ends up spending the entire day in his workshop helping him

and trust me, working with burke is a BLAST (literally and metaphorically)

burke likes fishing in his free time so i believe he and memory would go on fishing trips together :)

definetly has one of those funny snapbacks that say stuff like "fish want me women fear me"

even if they don't catch anything it's the quality time that matters!

reads memory her favourite bed time stories! of course, his narrating isn't as good as orpheus's, but he tries to voice each character differently so that's immediately a plus

[amity-moonrise]

A guide on how to interact with children without going to jail 💅

NOTE: This is literally purely for entertainment, shits, and giggles. However I will include actual advice in the post too because lets be honest, in this day and age children are everywhere and avoiding them is not gonna be easy thanks to irresponsible parents giving Ipads to 2 year olds.

NUMBER 1: Dont

If you really hate children then avoid their spaces. If they infiltrate urs, fucking dropkick their ass out. The world doesn’t revolve around you, if you find children in your space then M O V E.

NUMBER 2: Treat them like theyre your younger sibling, not your friend

We all love younger siblings (no we dont). We trust our younger siblings (no we dont). But there are things that we wouldn’t tell our younger siblings or as a matter of fact, any of our family members. We wouldn’t swear at our family members (you would probably get ur ass whooped if you did) so why would you swear at children?

You don’t need to tell them SHIT about yourself. And they shouldn’t tell you SHIT about themselves.

Just like how loving siblings don’t even breathe in the same room ☺️ /s

NUMBER 3: Not even being sarcastic rn, treat them with respect smh

Yall should not be yelling at a 5 year old. Like excuse me. Thats a child with zero emotional maturity. If anything, you’re not fully mature UNTIL UR 25. So if ur tryna bring up the fact that youre more mature than the child, uh, no you’re not. Not if you’re screaming at a short ass kid

NUMBER 4: If a child is harassing you, block them and move on

You don’t need to lash out, or be a dumbass. Just kick their ass out of ur life ☺️

Its just a child. You don’t need them. You don’t need children in your life (unless you shit one out then you legally can’t get rid of it unless u give it up for adoption).

NUMBER 5: Call out the creeps you know who are not following the law

If you see a shortass human (aka a child), in very obvious danger then GET THEM OUT OF IT (if its safe to do so). If an adult is being a jackass or in Drake mode to another child then call the ops. The ops will take care of Drake 2.0

Actual genuine advice (like actually): just, if you’re so uncomfortable with children then dont fucking talk to them its not that hard. Take this with a grain of salt (if you want), but if you just HAVE to interact with a minor then please be respectful and responsible and leave immediately at the sight of red flags ;-;

its not that hard just dont talk to children if you really hate them

[yezzyyae]

I haven’t watched “The Bear” season 3 yet because I swear “Syd x Carmy shippers” have really kind of ruined the show for me. I know how some writers & show creators will go online & see what people are saying so I can’t handle if they are making Sydney & Carmy into a couple. I will never watch “The Bear” again but I think it’s lazy writing & it is showing an already fucked up world that men & women could never be just friends smh and I think that is setting a dangerous precedent. Especially Sydney & Carmy being coworkers & Carmy being her boss smh it’s irresponsible!

“Criminal Minds” did the same thing making Luke Alvez & Penelope Garcia a couple *yuck ewwww I could puke* giving in to weirdo ass kids & adults who lives in their parents basement & never had human contact is not a good thing. Penelope & Luke would never ever have chemistry I don’t care how hard Adam & Kristen tries it will always make my stomach turn. And Sydney & Carmy is the same way smh co workers don’t always have to date I think it’s lazy ass writing! I have never dated a co worker because it is dangerous & lazy! It’s not fair to your co workers that’s one because if y’all are having a bad day in the relationship trust me it will affect your work.

I don’t have the desire to watch “The Bear” season 3 because I don’t want to see Sydney as this “savior” when she has fucked up ways also. I don’t want to watch them make Carmy is this fucked up man & doesn’t care about anybody around him because it’s not true! And forcing Carmy & Sydney to give off sexual energy is disgusting to even think about🥴

Chris Storer(show creator), Jeremy Allen White (Carmen Berzatto), & Ayo Edebiri (Sydney Adamu) really needs to realize that if they write that storyline it will never come across as genuine to me. I love tv & I take tv & movies & music very seriously but if they make that mistake it will be the worst couple since Joey & Rachel (Friends). Y’all “Sydney x Carmen shippers” are literally ruining a great tv show over a cheesy, fake, & corny ass non existent love story. I hate how yall never say I wish they would get together but yall be like omg look at Camry looking at Sydney all in love like mannnn stfuuu it’s no scene where Carmy is looking lovingly at Sydney. And why would he be looking at her all in love they don’t even know each other it’s only her 6 months. Sydney never ever asked Carmy about Mikey not once Sydney is a selfish woman in my eyes. Sydney came into “The Beef” using that fucking lie about eating there every Sunday & she wants had no patient & wanted to take over but can’t even measure acid in the recipes she makes. Omgg yall make me hate “The Bear” now I swear I hate it because yall make Sydney into this savior when in reality she is not!

[fragmentedhekatean]

I ended up blocking the person but her friend is messaging me on another video AGREEING WITH ME about asking for her sources bec not providing credible sources + saying very inflammatory things is grossly negligent and irresponsible

apparently she was getting all her sources from this friend??? and the friend was agreeing with me about the natural interactions between Greece and the area she's from. They were regularly intermarrying and inspiring each others cultures until a war broke out which inspired different myths, including one of the labors of Herakles I believe

this is incredibly hilarious to me bec what the hell man. you don't get to say Aphrodite doesn't exist and was stolen from Astarte and "upholds the patriarchy" and "is for the men. she's a c*cksucker" and then NOT PROVIDE SOURCES without consequences

all during Venus Retrograde too smh

[okwhotookmyusername]

Someone very irresponsible, and I'm not naming names, used this in the house and now its rather wet

Smh

I am a responsible adult and can be trusted with this

[outtathismilkyway]

In the mood to do some dangerous spooky shit

[chiskz]

game called healthy friendship (CHICHI & FELIX)

𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞: march 2023

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: ~600

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: felix and ichi always had special connection.

♡𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: @alyszaen , @smh-anon , @neohyxn , @stealanity , @alixnsuperstxr , @kimcheon-sa , @hafsa-hoofsa-heefs , @qtnoaly

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Tomorrow will certainly be busy with preparations for the comeback. But today? Today they managed to return home in the late afternoon, which gave them some time to themselves.

Chichi, however, didn't quite know what to do with herself. Her back pain, caused by the fall at the airport, was getting worse, but of course she had no intention of telling anyone about it. However, she wasn't irresponsible and wasn't going to overload herself... This time at least. She gave up the extra gym for a while. It was her main way of spending time, so without it, she had nothing to do. She decided to take a walk around the dorm, but didn't expect to find anyone, hearing the prevailing silence. Her fears were allayed, however, by the intense sound of a computer mouse coming from Felix's room. She knocked quickly 2 times, then knocked twice with intervals - this was their signal, which they had established when Chichi had a period in her life where she was plagued by nightmares. Then she would knock on the door to his room and simply walk in, only to fall asleep at his side a moment later without a problem.

She quietly swung the door open and just as quietly sat down on his bed. Felix was just playing one of his favorite games. All in all, Chichi could expect that he would use the extra free time to catch up on his game. Ichi was not a person without knowledge of them - she herself played League of Legends and Overwatch, but mostly in the position of healer or some other position not requiring direct confrontation with the opponent. Such situations stressed her out enough that she couldn't use the buttons properly.

She took one of Felix's many pillows in her lap and waited politely for him to finish the round and give her at least a little attentiveness - at this point, he probably didn't even realize she was here at all. Felix finished the game a moment later, pulling off his headphones and putting them back on the desk. He glanced at Ichi and smiled warmly. He was already without makeup, his hair disheveled from wearing headphones and a loose, slightly rumpled T-shirt. Chichi as soon as she noticed his now clearly visible freckles smiled broadly.

"Are you bored?" Asked Felix leaning his head against his hand and his elbow against the desk.

There was no irritation in the question, which only made Chichi feel even more comfortable. She nodded, hugging the Mario game-inspired pillow a little tighter. Felix glanced at his computer, then typed something on the keyboard. Moments later, one of his favorite ASMRs managed to be heard from his computer-connected speakers. He took the small remote control lying next to the keyboard and changed the color of the LED lights to a very dark blue, then got up from his chair and joined Chichi on the bed, leaning his back against the bedside wall and stretching out his legs lazily. A second warm smile sent toward the eldest member only reassured her in what he meant.

Chichi put the pillow back in its place and curled up at Felix's side, with her head on his legs. She smiled softly, closing her eyes. The smell of Felix, the surroundings of his room, his warm smile and the thread of understanding that grew stronger every day despite not exchanging a single word at times.... All this made Chichi feel at home. He was her home.

Neither of them realized how quickly they managed to fall asleep this way - when they were with each other and their hearts found a common rhythm, insomnia seemed to be non-existent.

《 ♡ 》

[honey-tea-and-cookies]

Placements That Are Lowkey Red Flags 👀

Hi everyone! Some of my other posts are sickeningly sweet, and while I love making those, I've decided we need a change. Y'all deserve to be put in your fuckin place lmao. Anyway, enjoy my bullying <3

Please note: PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU'RE EASILY HURT! THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY! Also, this is just my opinion, and as always, there are never any bad placements. I'm a stranger on the internet, what I think about your placement literally could not matter less. Another reminder that (as I said before) there are no bad placements, and it's all about how you use them :)

- I've gone on about this before, so I won't rant too much, but Libra Sun men. They got the Mansplain and Manipulate, but none of the Malewife 😔💔. They are no good. Not a fan!!! Something I didn't talk about in my last post is the way they kinda gaslight?? I can't provide any examples you just gotta believe me. Underdeveloped Libra Sun men are just such people pleasers that they'll totally change themselves to fit you, and you end up becoming friends and trying to build a connection with someone who isn't real. Very ingenuine, can't stand up for what they believe in because what they believe in is so flimsy, can't have a real relationship. Sorry guys <3

- Scorpio Moon. Now, I definitely have met nice Scorpio Moons, I'm even friends with some!! (Only one, but you know). They are just so black and white?? You know exactly where you stand. Which is great!! Except for when they don't like you. It doesn't even take a whole lot to piss them off! Sometimes they're just off and decide they don't like you. And they get mean. Then when they feel better, expect you to be fine?? No sir, you just ruthlessly insulted me in front of everyone. Why would be be besties again, immediately?? Sort your shit out please and thank you🙏

- Taurus Sun/Mercury. Y'all are sus. You would chew me out for a petty or stupid reason, and not let up even once I apologise. Y'all are also the type to double-down when you realise you are wrong. My Aqua Mercury will fight you to the death, because I do the same thing and arguing with you gets us nowhere. Just suck it up and admit I'm always right smh 🙄🙄.

- Gemini Venus. Flaky?! Just stick to the damn plans man. Yes, I know you hate how I need at least 3 business-days notice before we hang out. But I hate how you're able to just get up and *DO* things??That feels scary and irresponsible and like disaster waiting to happen. You're scary. Also, if ANYONE is going to get cancelled, it's you guys. Probably cyberbullied a child or something idk. Gossipy. Should be feared by those who don't want to be talked about.

- Aquarius Mars. Oh you DEFINITELY cyberbully people. Also probably ghost people. It's mostly because they pissed you off, or have different political opinions to you, or wanted too much from you. I get it, they deserved it. But that doesn't mean you can just stop all communication. That's mean </3. Please learn to use your words and communicate, I'm actually begging.

- Aries Moon. Please shut up. For once. I say that with affection and understand, but god do I mean it. I don't care if it's funny, I don't care if it'll be a great story, I don't care if it makes you look cool. That's a stupid thing to do and you WILL get in trouble. Don't be stupid. Y'all need a full time babysitter. Mostly if you have other fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) or air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) placements, but this still goes for all Aries Moons in one way or another.

Okay everyone! This is all my bullying for today. I'm really sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings! That was not my intention. All of this was said as a joke (my love language is making fun of people lol). Thank you so much for reading, and tell me what you think! Sending you all so much love <333