#vetrinarians

[nova-ayashi]

Gofundme: The Vets Who Slammed Me With Years of Debt

You probably read that title and thought,”Dang, what did veterans do?” But actually, I’m talking about vets, animal vets. Veterinarians. You know, those places you go with your pet when you’ve got no choice, and you don’t want your cat or dog to stay sick, or worse, pass away. At least, that was my line of thinking when I took my old cat, Dora, to the emergency vet twenty minutes from here. She…

[ambresin]

Been making an always sunny "2 truths and a lie" type of game for my friends bc they always comment on how cartoonish the plot points can be when i talk about the show, and a few times now I've accidentally written something down as a lie that i think is ridiculous enough to fit in with the rest of the actual things that have happened, only to watch a clip of that exact thing happening on the show, i just forgot about it.

[a-night-at-the-masquerade]

im taking you to the vet

NOOOOOO

[kittycowboy]

If its more than one of these, vote the one that was strongest and/or lasted the longest.

I wanted to be a marine illustrator !! Like for textbooks n stuff

[inkcurlsandknives]

me: massaging meds into my cats ear for the umpteenth time.

explaining patiently: "I need the vet to give us a good grade in Ear at our check up on Friday which is both both normal to want and possible to achieve"

[coughloop]

tell him: im a vegetarian im the vetrinarian im Episcopalian im electric chair admin i cannot spell Aladin I can put some dairy in tell him i just took a claritin and im not fucking scared of him

[ktskibkg0]

Why is Midoriya such a little Creature.

I don't mean that in the 2018 "smol bean" bullshit way, I mean that bro is fundamentally insane in a way that would make the nearest vetrinarian anxious.

You go outside at two a.m. and he's behind your apartment building. His eyes reflect your flashlight and he hisses when he sees you.

I say this with fondness, of course. I don't have that many memories of him, being a fictive of a pro hero OC, but you don't need that many interactions with Midoriya to get an impression of him.

All Might, come collect your feral son.

- Sano 🎐 (howdy.)

I laughed way too fucking hard

[caramel1mochi]

GEKKO'S MUM IS A VETRINARIAN STOP.

Imagine if she's also the one who made the Vitruvian Wingman player card.

Hold 'em down and draw 'em, that's what you do when your son brings home four alien creatures, right? She's got the right mindset frfr

[izayoichan]

River: You know sunlight.. that is.. Lucas: Stop right there, this was handpicked by our son specially for me to write songs with. He said it was perfect! River smiles softly before he continues. River: Fluffy.  Being met by a chuckle, he watched his sunlight work on some of his new songs. It was a quiet afternoon, all the animals had been tended to, a certain mini sunlight was playing with the puppies filling the air with laughter and small barks. Lucas: What? River: Just curious. Lucas: Of what? River: Who that song is about. Lucas: Just a handsome vetrinarian I know. River: Hmh.. should I be worried Lucas: Very much so, he might steal me away.

River just chuckled and let him work, watching him and the puppies that were enjoying every secound of attention that little Liam could give them. After a little while, he noticed Lucas lying down, reading through what he wrote.

River: Happy with it? Lucas: So far, yes. River: Good, then allow me to distract you.

🎶

(Poses are by @nerinsims )

[covenscribe]

@thedragonagelesbian I hope you're ready for Modern Au bg3 blorbos time fueled by cough syrup and coffee

So in Modern Au Amour works at a strip / dance bar club

Gale is a highly esteemed university professor and got dragged to club as he was part of a bachelor party and it happened to be karokee night

Amour often stays after thier shift for drinks and the two of them really hit it off by singing ABBA together after one too many tequila sunrises and woke up with Huge hangovers the next day.

They meet Wyll at the waffle house he's stuck working at to pay for his university courses, Mizora is a district manager for waffle house.

I may change waffle house to a dennys because I plan on basing this fic in victoria bc or vancouver bc since those are the 2 big cities I know lmao

Astarion was a magistrate but needed to leave his previous job asap for reasons (cazador), so is working as a criminal defense lawyer when Amour gets accused of murder

Shadowheart had been working at anti-abortion 'clinic' but now works as a real nurse at the hospita

edit: actually having Shadowheart formely working at one of those 'hypno therapy' 'alternative medicine' places makes more sense for Shar stuff

Lae'zel teaches self defense as a disillusioned army vet and secretly a hacktivist

Karlach was a body guard but after an accident that left her with a lot of scars , she moved and is rebuilding her life as a bouncer for the club Amour works at

Halsin is a vetrinarian working at a wildlife animal rescue and is also works for the districts search and rescue emergency services. Poor guy is very over worked.

Jaheria is a social worker specializing in helping the homeless and is also very overworked

I have not done an "evil"run yet that recruits Minthara so Im not sure what would suit her best and am open to suggestions

Minsc is a gym bro, no one dares tell him he cant bring Boo to the gym and most customers dont know he actually owns the gym because hes genuinely friendly with everyone and wants them to have a fun place to work out.

I really hope this is coherent enough to read cuz Im on mobile and whatever sick i caught is making me dizzy 😵

Also tagging @captain-kraken because I know you like this Au to 💜💜💜

[sweet-berry-sims]

While Rose was growing into a tyrannical, abusive, dictator, Alfalfa was working as a vetrinarian as Linnaeus Wilder. She felt at peace working with the animals more so than she did working under the Wizard in Academia. The lab equipment also gave her time to work on a cure during her spare time between patients as well. 

[melanieph321]

Super Sancho (Part 5)

Summary - A 10 part series where we follow Jadon Sancho on his journey to the Netherlands in hopes of improving his football performance.

Enjoy!

"I admire your efforts son, I'll give you that. But cheating, now that just ain't the way."

It was all a blurr. Jadon woke up to shapes and shadows moving above him. At one point he heard a girl cry. Little Jenni?

"Don't cry." He muttered.

"Cry." Hendrik chuckled. "You broke five of my finest jars of honey and almost got yourself killed climbing an electrical fence, if anyone is shedding tears tonoght it's going to be you. And your paying me every penny you've cost me today."

"Grumpy old man."

Jadon fell in and out of his daze. Hendrik's hands were surprisingly soft, he thought. They caressed his cheeks and wiped his face with a wet cloth. And the smell of him, so soft and sweet.

"Ey yo Hendrik, what are you...?." Jadon's eyes flung open as slight panic struck. He sat up in what appeared to be a hospital bedroom or at least a medical center. He shifted his head to find a pair of striking green eyes staring back at him. They belong to a woman, a young woman.

"Who are you?" Jadon frowned. Excuse his bluntness but it was only the two of them in the room, although Jadon was certain that he had heard voices.

"I...I'm sorry to have woken you. I was told to let you rest. My name is Ellen."

"By who?" Jadon stared at the women with threatful eyes, although they quickly soften seeing as the woman shook in his presences.

"H...Hendrik." She said timidly.

"Where is he?"

"He went."

"Went where?"

"I'm not sure. Perhaps he drove Dennis back to the farm. He was exhausted running to us."

"So they left me." Jadon sighed. He swung his legs over the hospital stool. There was an IV drop attached to his arm. He went to remove it.

"Careful!" The young woman exclaimed. "Let me help you with that." She blushed as she came around to pull the long needle out of Jadon's arm.

"Ouch." He hissed, although it didn't hurt.

"Sorry." She squealed.

Jadon chuckled as he watched her fetch a bandaid for his wound. "I promised Jenni not break Super Sancho and here I am making him bleed."

There goes that nickname again,  Jadon thought. He'd have to talk to Jenni not to influnce more people to call him that.

"Where am I and why does it stink in here?" He asked.

"Well, Hendrik told us you were coming. However when my family saw you come across the field we thought it must be an animal or something. A lost sheep. But not even a lost sheep would think of jumping a electrical fence."

"How was I supposed to know that the fence was electrical?" Jadon muttered.

"You're lucky my father is a vet and we brought you to his clinic."

"This is a vetrinarian clinic?" He was quick to jump off the stool.

"Yes, the best one in town."

"No wonder it stinks in here." He said, but paused. "Wait, did you say best vet in town?"

Ellen frowned "Yes, how come?"

"You mean to say that right now I'm in town. Like in town town. Like where the bus to Amsterdam leaves?"

"Yes but..."

It was to late. Jadon sprinted out of the room before anything more could be said. He ended up in the middle of the vetrinarian waiting room. Where his sudden arrival made the seated people look up at him with wide eyes.

"Sancho?" A masked figure said. It was a man wearing scrubs, carrying a guinea pig in his arms.

"Um...hi." Jadon sprinted out through the clinic doors ending up in the middle of the busy street.

"Verplaats je idioot!"

A truck honked it's horn. Jadon turned his head in search for the station.

"There!" He said spotting it from a distance.

"Jadon, wait!"

Someone shouted his name. Ellen? Jadon was too busy sprinting down the street to turn and see who it was. He was going home. That was the only thing on his mind. Home.

"Jadon!"

Another car honked it's horn. But the voice of the person shouting made him turn his head.

"Jadon, don't!"

It was Hendrik, leaning out of the window to his truck, bright red in the face. He looked furious, perhaps he knew Jadon's intentions.

To late to think

Jadon got off the road and continued sprinting towards the station. Hendrik's honking horn followed behind him. Jadon was already tired from his run earlier, his legs burned beneath him.

Breathless he arrived at the station. A line of people stood in street where the bus would arrived. Jadon tried to blend in but somthing strange happened.

"Mama, kijk, super Sancho!"

People turned at the sight of him. Children pointed an others stood with their mouths left open.

"Super Sancho."

The people surrounded him, calling for others to come take a look.

It was incredible, Jadon thought. They knew of him over here. It wasn't just Jenni, people really knew of him over here.

"Please, can you sign an autograph. " A man and his son stepped forwards. The crowd had already began circulating Jadon. He was now trapped.

"Can you sign my shirt." Another one shouted.

Jadon did his best to please everybody, signing his autograph to whom ever brought him a pen. However his gaze traveled in the distance.

"The bus!"

It was coming from down the road. All he had to do was to get pass the crowd and jump on it, however the gathering of people was getting bigger. It seemed like half the town had gathered in front of the bus station, this way preventing traffic from coming through and that included Jadon's bus home.

"Come with me." Hendrik eventually made the through the cluster of people, grabbing Jadon by the collar and dragging him towards the truck, which he drove back to the vet.

"You see what you've done!" Hendrik shouted. He and Jadon were locked in the veterinarian office along with Jenni, Ellen and her father Dirk. "Now the whole town knows you're here. There be journalists everywhere by tomorrow."

"Pardon me, I didn't know me coming here was a secret." Jadon said, rolling his eyes. Hendrik turned to him with his eyebrows furrowed.

"You don't get it do you? I took a great risk agreeing to train you."

"Is that  what you call it." Jadon snorted.

Hendrik sighed. "Look, son. This is not a prison. If you want to leave than leave. But just know that it took alot of convincing from Ten Hag to let you come here and we've barley gotten started."

"Is that so?" Jadon said, folding arms. To him it seemed that they'd never get started. The option to jump on that bus and go home had been so tempting. But a part of him did rember the fact that Hendrik might know more about football than he wanted people to think.

"You've got to trust me son. It's the only way." He said.

"Trust." Jadon muttered. Was it enough to make him stay? Question was, if he went back without having improved, would Ten Hag still let him play for Manchester United. The answer was all down to trust and so that's what he had to do.

Trust.

[butchstalinist]

You’re all just jealous a beautiful vetrinarian is interested in my wonderful posts

[ash-and-books]

Rating: 3/5

Book blurb: A laugh-out-loud, opposites attract romance about three of the world’s most beloved C’s: Christmas, Coffee, and Cats. Veterinarian and animal lover Kara Ingalls needs a Christmas miracle. Opening the Meow and Furrever Cat Café to find loving homes for adorable, adoptable cats was a dream come true—but with more cats than customers, it’s quickly turning into a nightmare. If Kara can’t figure out some way to get the café out of the red, it won’t last past the holidays. Marketing guru Ben Reese may be annoyingly smart and frustratingly bossy, but when he hatches a plan to put the café in the “green” by Christmas, Kara realizes that she’d be a fool to turn down his help. And so what if he turns out to be an excellent problem solver and nerdy-hot—he can’t even handle fostering one little kitten. She needs to keep their relationship professional and focus on saving the cafe. But if Ben and Kara can set aside their differences—and find homes for all the cats by Christmas—they might discover that, by risking their hearts, they’ll have their own purr-fect holiday . . . together.

Review:

A Marketing guru Ben Reese finds himself in a whole lot of trouble when he stumbles across Cat Cafe Owner/Vetrinarian Kara Ingalls. Kara owns a cute cat cafe called “ Meow and Furrever Cat Cafe” however it’s going into the red and if she wants to save it she’ll have to turn to the PR wizard Ben for help. Ben, who prefers dogs to cats and isn’t much of an animal person finds himself with a new chaotic kitten as well as falling for the sweet and cute cafe owner... except both Ben and Kara have been hurt by past relationships and what they’re feeling for each other isn’t something the other thought they would ever feel again. Kara, someone who has completely avoided social media after the horrendous events that occurred with her ex finds that she’ll have to finally be open to it if she wants to save her cafe. While trying to not mix professional with pleasure both Ben and Kara can’t help but fall for each other during this holiday time, but when exes come back into the picture, can this new relationship last or will it crumble? This was a pretty cute Christmas Rom com complete with so many adorable cats! Kara and Ben both had trust issues from previous relationships but both of them wanted to work it out and heal and throw in some very cute pets and you get a pretty cute read perfect for the holiday season.

*Thanks Netgalley and Forever (Grand Central Publishing), Forever for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*

[itachikun]

this hottie is a vetrinarian guys