#vibes wise

[futurenostalgie]

HOLD the phone when I heard Black Sails had two canon gay couples I assumed we were talking about the multiple wlw pairings I was NOT expecting this season two reveal

[fakecrfan]

Steven Universe (character) is like the baby someone had to save a relationship except the instead of for one couple imagine a save-the-relationship baby for every person in his community and maybe the galaxy as a whole.

[rough-handss]

a concept suggestion: like minds but its an interview with a vampire au

they are toxic the same, and the analogies?

[triviareads]

Unpopular opinion: Ivo Jenner should be fancasted as Tom Hardy. Not Derek Craven.

[alucardsinep]

[podcastwizard]

if i were a fantasy protagonist i would NOT be seduced by promises of power but i WOULD be seduced by an illusory life of peace and tranquility. an evil wizard would go like "give up on trying to kill me and you can chill in this beautiful magic meadow for the rest of eternity" and i'm already nodding yes. "IT'S NOT REAL!" my companions would scream, but i don't care. i'm in the wizard mind prison eating grapes, soaking up a sunbeam. someone else can fight a dragon. it's literally not my business anymore.

[dumblr]

You deserve a calm love with somebody who is good for your mental health and nervous system.

[echotunes]

Hugo, two hours after joining QSMP, being so immersed in the qlobal translator's existence that he tried to use it irl to thank his McDonald's deliveryperson

Hugo: Ich hab... Ich hab grade zum Lieferanten "dankeschön" gesagt weil ich dacht'—ich hab mich so dran gewöhnt Deutsch zu reden, weil das automatisch übersetzt wird in QSMP, dass ich dachte, dass—dass meinem Lieferant das dann auch übersetzt wird. Bro! [cut] Digga das—ich erklär's nochmal ganz kurz. Also ich wohn' ja auf Madeira. Und die reden ja hier kein Deutsch. Digga, 'n Lieferant kommt hier hin, ich sag so "hello", ne, da hab—da wusst' ich irgendwie noch ok, Englisch. Bruder auf einmal sie gibt mir ne Tüte und ich sag "danke!" Weil ich— weil ich mit QSMP dachte dass das automatisch übersetzt wird—wird. Ich wa—ich—digga, das is' halt, das triggert dein Gehirn halt komplett.

(translation: I just... I just said "dankeschön" ("thank you" in German) to the deliveryperson because I thought—I'm so used to speaking German, because it's automatically translated in QSMP, that I thought that it would be automatically translated to my deliveryperson. Bro!

[cut] Bro that—I'm gonna explain it again for a sec. So I live in Madeira. And they don't speak German here. Bro, a deliveryperson comes here, I said "hello", like, at that point I still knew okay, English. And brother suddenly they give me a bag and I say "danke!" Because I—because with QSMP I thought it would be automatically translated. I—bro, that's just, that just fully triggers your brain.)

[massivex]

[3travelalbums]

DanAndPhilCRAFTS - Slime (2024) // Vampire Moon: Lunar Fusion (date unknown)

[martyrbat]

batman a-go-go! – solo #7

[ID: Batman standing stiffly as he stares ahead vacantly, lost in thought. He somberly asks, “Tell me, Alfred—am I a dinosaur?” END ID]

[ohtendril]

#dumb of ass

[noxious-fennec]

Wow ctnt are so cool i wish gay people were real... anyway go listen to what happened to you by black honey

[lurking-loaf]

Hey kids, it's your favorite day-themed jester animatronic, now in puppet form! Doesn't it make you want to keep the lights on?

Combining three things guaranteed (unverified-source required) to keep a kid from shutting the lights off in the daycare, this silly fella is what I drew on @daycarefriendpickup's latest Magma.

Closeups, plus sketch and alternate version below cut.

The glue for the googly eyes and button was originally regular white glue, but I eventually came to my senses and used the correct type.

Also, I almost made the legs/pants look like that rough sketch and no, I have no idea why when I had the arms done accordion style in that same exact picture.

[triviareads]

who is the blond equivalent of richard armitage

[amygdalae]

Sekiro is the only game brave enough to ask the question: what if Micolash was 4 monkeys