#vicente tag

[pigdemonart]

At the very first night of Pride month I dreamt about a lesbian romance between a vampire who presents herself as a man and a brilliantly annoying debutant

I’ve been calling them Vicente and Maria in my head.

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[sparkles-oflight]

(05-06/03/2024) Bojan & Kris

(Please don't repost without my permission)

Lately I've been a little frustrated about a lot of things but mainly my art (did this trigger a panic attack the other day? Oh absolutely), but yesterday I picked up the pen and I just drew for like 3 hours and something?

"I want to make a bit of light study and maybe I'll add some color in the end" BRO, I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS HAHA

I only corrected the color a bit today 😅

If you slide to the left (?) you get to read another one of color rants I made late at night the other day (yes, this is my equivalent of drunk texting. Yes it has typos, I'm aware)

Slide for close-ups and thoughts →

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[mg-dango]

Bold the facts!

Before we begin, i want to thank @itsclovhere for the tag, I really appreciate it ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

Vicente "Dientes" Avila

[PERSONAL]

$Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

✚Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable

✪Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other

✔Education: Qualified / unqualified / studying / other

✖Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet / yes, but charges were dismissed

[FAMILY]

◒Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

◑Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s)/ not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔Affiliation: orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / not applicable

[TRAITS + TENDENCIES]

♦extroverted/ introverted / in between

♦disorginazed / organized / in between

♦close minded / open - minded / in between

♦calm / anxious / in between

♦disagreeable / agreeable / in between

♦cautious / reckless / in between

♦patient / impatient / in between

♦outspoken/ reserved / in between

♦leader / follower / in between

♦empathetic / vicious bastard / in between

♦optimistic / pessimistic / in between

♦traditional / modern / in between

♦hard-working / lazy / in between

♦cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown

♦loyal / disloyal / unknown

♦faithful / unfaithful / unknown

[BELIEFS]

★Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / (unknown)

☆Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don't know / don't care

★Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don't know / don't care

★Belief in Reincarnation: yes / no / don't know / don't care

❃Belief in Aliens: yes / no / don't know / don't care

✧Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious / (unknown)

❀Philosophical: yes / no

[SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION]

❤Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

❥Sex: sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

♥Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless / romance suspicious

❣Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

⚧Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

[ABILITIES]

☠Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

≡Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✍Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

[HABITS]

☕Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / Alcoholic

☁Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / Chain - smoker

✿Recreational Drugs: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently/ addict

✌Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer need medications / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

☻Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / binge eater

$Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

♣Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gamble

tagging: @pieckyghost and/or anyone who wants to try it too, feel free to ignore if you don´t wanna do it tho!

[romances-not-tragedies]

Picrew Kiss Tag

Thank you @thewriteflame for the tag!

Rules: Show off your oc ships with this picrew

Justin and Clarisse (Jurisse, ooh nice) from the Renegade Heiresses I tried to be as historically close to the 1920s as I can be, though it is a challenge given the choices. But yes, both have scars, Justin from the War and Clarisse from an experience while finding her feet as a private detective prior to the actual beginning of the story. Inspired by the clash of the (present) dark noir-like tension between and around them and the past of innocence and happiness between them before circumstances had torn them apart (all before meeting again under different personas and ulterior motives).

Joaquin and Ramona (Joamona) of Los Cuentos de San Vicente Ferrer I really need to find a way to get back to this series So yes, they are childhood friends forced apart by Ramona's good (/sarcasm) parents before circumstances freed her from a sham union and have her reunited with Joaquin. You know that the love between them is still there, but not without going through some...maelstroms thrown in the way. And yes, nature is involved.

Tagging: @aintgonnatakethis, @winterandwords, @satohqbanana, @revenantlore + open tag to those who want to participate in the game.

Happy Writing!

[lightningfilledsaber]

The brothers... (they hate each other <3)

[unanchored-ship]

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MEXICOOO ILY!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

[sertrallne]

OC QUESTIONNAIRE

NAME Vesper Vicente Chisaki-Sánchez NICKNAME vespie, ves, vesp. (if you call him vicente he will kick your ass) GENDER male (he/him) HEIGHT 180cm NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY SPANISH-- tartosa+mt.komorebi FAVORITE FRUIT banana... yeah... FAVORITE SEASON spring FAVORITE FLOWER roses bc they remind him of his mother... FAVORITE SCENT tierra mojada ( don't how to translate) COFFEE, TEA OR HOT CHOCOLATE? coffee and tea. AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP does he sleep? lol he's kinda hyperactive so usually he can't. DOGS OR CATS? i'll say both. he just loves animals. DREAM TRIP anywhere far from his hometown. NUMBER OF BLANKETS he sleeps NAKED because his blood is fire. that's it. RANDOM FACT he does have a little sister called soleil but he doesn't see her too much because daddy issues, yeah. also, he have a band(?) duo with kouki and they cover songs from kpop or spanish singers.

tagging @flovoid, @nefarrilou, @kuroashims, @bloody-soda, @void-imp and everyone who sees it!

listen, you can do this with another ocs<3

[divinekangaroo]

daughter of communists - divinekangaroo - Peaky Blinders (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | COMPLETE

Audrey spoke careful, slow. ‘You’d like to borrow an Italian suit for your brother Thomas Shelby. So he might attend the funeral of poor Greta Jurossi. Who he was out walking with, for a few years.’

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The ever-widening spiral of consequence from Greta Jurossi's death pulls a conflicted Vicente Changretta into the whirl.

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Vicente Changretta/Audrey Changretta, (past) Greta Jurossi/Tommy Shelby, (very casual friends with benefits) Freddie Thorne/Kitty Jurossi, (briefly) Tommy Shelby/Freddie Thorne, Angel Changretta, Ada Shelby, The Jurossi Family (Peaky Blinders), Arthur Shelby, John Shelby, the Small Heath branch of the Birmingham Communist Youth Gang | Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Grief, Casual Sex, Catholicism, Italian Mafia, Racism, Italian Regionalism, Generational Politics, Fear, Rage, Love, Classism, Racist POV Character, Italian Political History (1930s-1940s), Immigration & Emigration, Racist Language, Antiziganism, Past Abuse, Fist Fights, Father-Son Relationship, Mother-Daughter Relationship, Strained Friendships, Intense Friendships, Involved Bystander, Fat Shaming, Gratuitious Background Screening of the Godfather, Violence, Curses, Complex Ethnicity, Unreliable Narrator, Foreshadowing, Dramatic Irony, Family

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(For the Dragon Age followers who also overlap a PB fannish interest, Freddie and Tommy's relationship, if it had been able to grow in the series, will forever have bloomed into an on-again, off-again Anders & bloodmage!viscount Hawke style of rivalmance.)

[thecorvidcurio-if]

Can I ask for some physical descriptions of the ROs?

Also anon asks are off if you didn't know!!

Hi there! Thank you for sending this :) Absolutely, I'll provide some descriptions here. I'm working on putting together some visual references and character profiles, but those will take some time. (As for the anon situation, thank you for the heads up ♥)

To keep things simple and spoiler-free, these descriptions will be for their glamoured human forms only. (Except for Abby who forgets his glamour more often than not.)

This got long, so the rest is under the cut.

First off, here's a skin colour chart for them, though this may be subject to change as the artist and I work on their profiles:

Vicente

Height: 5'8" (172.72cm)

Build: Middle of the road, not particularly bulky or slim. The way he dresses makes him look softer than he actually is.

Features: Gentle features, soft and slightly rounded, eyes crinkle when he smiles genuinely

Hair: Black, extremely curly and falls just past his shoulders, often tied back

Eyes: Deep reddish-brown, upturned with thick eyelashes

Style: Cozy but classy, favours the colour red. He doesn't wear jeans but prefers khakis and slacks. His clothes are meticulously taken care of, he doesn't wear anything that hasn't been tailored, and his outfits are carefully picked out even when he isn't going anywhere. When he's performing with Thea, he dresses entirely differently. Much more casual "night out" sort of style, but nothing flashy. He wants to look nice, but not stand out. Tends toward masculine styles more often than not.

Abby

Height: 6'9" (205.7cm)

Build: Like someone who was already tall and lanky lost a fight with a taffy stretcher. When not wearing a glamour, his proportions don't look quite right. Ridiculously long legs and arms either way.

Features: A bit sharp, pointed chin, dimples when he grins, when unglamoured his features are as uncanny as his bodily proportions, left ear has as many piercings as can be physically fit onto one ear

Hair: Bright teal, long on one side and almost totally (and unevenly) sheared off on the other, constantly in disarray. Looks like someone got carried away with a set of scissors, maybe while blindfolded.

Eyes: When glamoured, both his eyes are a normal shade of light green. When unglamoured, the left eye is magenta and his right eye is lime green, both with slit pupils.

Style: Blinding. His entire wardrobe is exclusively eye-insultingly bright neon, and he makes no effort to coordinate colours. His sense of style is "colours make brain go brr" and that's all there is to it. Tries to fit as many colours as he can into any single outfit. Red is the exception, he won't ever wear red. No preference as far as the "gender" of clothing - if it's fun, then it's fun. That's all he cares about.

Marina

Height: 5'4" (162.5cm)

Build: Heavyset, looks very soft and squishy but it's all muscle underneath.

Features: Rounded, but distinctly lacking the sort of gentle quality that Vicente has, oval lip shape with heavy upper lip

Hair: Fuchsia undercut, the unshaven part is about the length of a pixie-cut, wavy but that's hard to see when it's so short

Eyes: Turquoise, eyelashes and eyebrows match pink hair, eyes are rounded and would typically be considered adorable, but there's a hardness to her gaze that neutralizes the effect entirely

Style: Would be punk if she had more patience for clothes. As it is, she can't stand them, she hates the feeling of fabric on her skin. She likes the look of leather and plaid but it would kill her to wear that sort of thing. Her clothes are mostly black and pink, with some blue mixed in. Doesn't own anything with full-length sleeves or full-length legs. Any rips or tears are repaired by safety-pins rather than thread just to be contrarian because Vicente once told her she should repair them properly. So, of course, she never will. The "gender" of clothing doesn't matter to her because it's all horrible. If she finds something tolerable to wear for a whole day then that's a big enough deal that the gender of it doesn't matter.

Thea

Height: 6'1" (185.4cm) (without heels) Build: Slender, might even be seen as delicate if you don't know her well enough to know better

Features: Angular with a refined air, a large, hooked nose, wears makeup when on the job but refrains when she's at home.

Hair: I wish blood orange wasn't a meme because that's really the most accurate way to describe her hair colour. If she were to straighten it out, it would fall just past her shoulders. As it is, she usually has it styled in waves or curls, or done up in 20s-inspired hairstyles. She'll try out hairstyles from other time periods, but since those don't spark the same joy for her and she can't wear them for work it's hard for her to motivate herself to expand her hair horizons

Eyes: Yellow. She literally can't put a glamour on them, for reasons that will be explored in the story. It isn't that big a deal, though. Coloured contacts are a thing, and the fact that she's a performer makes it easier to assume it's a sort of costume. Not to mention, humans get so overwhelmed by her very presence that they usually can't manage to question her eyes. She likes to wear small, feathered eyelash extensions.

Style: Classic and elegant styles, often 20s-inspired. When it comes to her work wardrobe she goes full-throttle old Hollywood glamour. For her personal life, though, she prefers day dresses and casual wear (still in that classic and elegant style though, even her casual outfits have a refined air about them.) She focuses on the fit and silhouette when she puts together outfits, and has a personal tailor. Exclusively presents femininely in the way she dresses.

Kaida

Height: 6'3" (190.5cm)

Build: Streamlined. Kind of like a swimmer's build, strong but built to be quick and aerodynamic.

Features: Sharp, brow is often furrowed, strong jawline, cheekbones could cut glass, whether he's capable of smiling is anyone's guess

Hair: Very, very long. Falls past his mid-back, perfectly straight and white. Somehow, it never gets messy or out of place. Almost like magic or something... But even so, he ties at least some of it back if it's getting in the way. His hairstyles (when he bothers styling it) are more elaborate than Vicente's, but simpler than Thea's

Eyes: Very, very dark brown, almost black, monolid, eyelashes and eyebrows match white hair

Style: He likes things that are long and flow-y at the hem. A long trench-coat, a cardigan that has a "tailcoat" sort of shape. He laments the fact that capes and cloaks fell out of fashion. The sleeves need to be fitted, though, otherwise they get in his way. As far as colour, he isn't very picky as long as it's nothing too bright and colourful. He has a preference for the colder shades of purple. Wears a lot of rings, necklaces, bracelets, but no piercings. I'm not sure what to call his overall style other than "modern warlock chic?"

Shiloh

I can't really get into Shiloh too much without spoilers, but I can tell you that their hair and eyes are always black. I can also talk about their style a little bit.

Style: Layers upon layers, as much of itself covered as possible. Always has the bottom half of its face buried behind a scarf. Clothes are all black and may not actually be clothes, but no one has been able to get Shiloh to clarify about that.

If you want to know about anything specific I may not have mentioned, please let me know ♥

[orbees]

vicente is the scientist making detachable cocks & tits. #ally

[santanasaintmendes]

make tacos, not war

part4! to the cosmic girl records 

¡cosmic girl records!

summary: tacos, tequila, beaches, the mexican grand prix, beefing with charles and getting roasted by the grid, anything else? 

olliebearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader 

fc!: gorgeous girls on pinterest all credits go to their rightful owners!

disclaimer!: there are sensitive and offensive jokes used below so do not interact if you are not ok with those things! If there is anything that i have included that is seriously inappropriate and harmful to people contact me and let me know so i can do my best to make sure everyone is happy!

a/n: AHHHHHHH! Thank you so much to everyone who has supported the ¡cosmic girl records! so far it seriously makes my day to see all the likes and reblogs.

warnings!: talking about addiction to alcohol (the 2019 rookies call y/n an alcoholic), joking about death, y/n calls checo mr taco man, swearing, offensive jokes, british slander i’m sorry 😞, stealing of best friends, the knife emoji?

word count!: 1.6k

liked by olliebearman, landonorris, lilymhe, charles_leclerc, georgerussell64 and 4,472,382 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: siesta, fiesta, tequila and repeat! 

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 bestie1: while i rot away in my pj’s watching friends smh 😔

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 unfortunatelyy/n: I LITERALLY ASKED IF U WANTED TO COME TOO????

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 bestie1: oh yeah 

user1: SHE’S SO PRETTY TF?? 

 user2: the third pic 😍

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 user3: the first pic 😍

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 user4: the second pic 😍 

 olliebearman: the first pic: moments before disaster 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: don’t expose me like that???

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 user9: hittin’ the man with the triple question mark, shit’s about to get real

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 olliebearman: she fell into the water.

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 unfortunatelyy/n: OPEN THE DOOR 

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 user12: GIRL WHAT

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 olliebearman: NO STOP TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE FRONT DOOR YOU PSYCHO

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 unfortunatelyy/n: that’s fine. your windows open

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 olliebearman: WHAT 

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 user5: is he still alive 

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 user6: he may be dead i fear 

 unfortunatelyy/n: update: oliver james bearman is no longer a problem in today’s society 😄

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 landonorris: damn hittin him with the full government name is cold 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: shut up what do you know 

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 landonorris: more than you that’s for sure 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHY CAN’T U JUST LEAVE ME IN PEACE 

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 landonorris: if i remember correctly, YOU were the one who wanted to be friends 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: I WAS 5. i was young, dumb and foolish, i didn’t know what i wanted 😔

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 landonorris: @georgerussell64 @alex_albon 

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 georgerussell64: hmm, i smell a liar 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: tf u sniffing around for mf 

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 alex_albon: damn so aggressive 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: shut up your girlfriend’s cheating on you with me 

|  alex_albon: 🥲

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 user7: alex’s smiling through the pain fr 

user8: the 2019 rookie’s goal this year: make y/n suffer 

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 schecoperez: i approve, nice photos 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: thank you mr taco man 

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 user9: MR TACO MAN HELP

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 user10: okay now i’m convinced they’re besties 

 liked by unfortunatelyy/n

user11: I could use a glass of tequila right about now 

liked by olliebearman, landonorris, georgerussell64, alexandrasaintmleux and 6,382,493 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: tequila, tamales, a boy, what more could a girl want?

tagged olliebearman

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 user1: did ollie so dirty in the third pic 😭

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 user2: that’s what happens when u cross y/n 😭

 olliebearman: i take it you’re still mad at me?

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 unfortunatelyy/n: yes ❤️🔪

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 user7: NOT THE KNIFE EMOJI 

 carlossainz55: remind me again to never offend you in any way 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: @olliebearman watch and learn 

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 olliebearman: ok 😔

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 landonorris: yeah ollie 😒

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 olliebearman: why are you attacking me too 😭

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 landonorris: idk it’s fun 

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 olliebearman: wow. 

user3: we love savage y/n, may she reign forever 

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 landonorris: y/n confirmed alcoholic  

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 georgerussell64: y/n confirmed clown 

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 alex_albon: y/n confirmed delusional girl 

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 charles_leclerc: y/n confirmed idiot 

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 user8: damn 😭

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 unfortunatelyy/n: DAMN WHAT DID I DO TO YA’LL 

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 charles_leclerc: live. 

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 alex_albon: steal my girlfriend.

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 georgerussell64: take my phone charger WITHOUT my permission

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 landonorris: @charles_leclerc what he said

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unfortunatelyy/n: . . . I-

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 landonorris: absolutely speechless, completely baffled, rendered loquacious 

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 user5: i didn’t realise lando had that many words in his vocabulary 

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 georgerussell64: okay pop off shakespeare i see u 👀

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 unfortunatelyy/n: I HATE YOU ALL ESPECIALLY YOU @charles_leclerc

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 charles_leclerc: it’s okay we all hate you too! 

|  unfortunatelyy/n: i don’t usually swear but you charles marc herve percival leclerc are one little shit 

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 charles_leclerc: DIE. 

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 user6: oof his ego took a hit with the full name 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: after you, ladies first 😌

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 charles_leclerc: @olliebearman come and get your girlfriend she’s escaped her cage 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: HEY THAT’S NOT FAIR @alexandrasaintmleux I’M ABOUT TO MURDER YOUR BOYFRIEND COME AND GET HIM BEFORE I DO

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 user4: HELP GUYS THE KIDS ARE FIGHTING 

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 olliebearman: @alexandrasaintmleux gf/bf duty calls 😔

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 alexandrasaintmleux: 😔

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unfortunatelyy/n: ready for this weekend! 

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 olliebearman: thank you for the nice photos this time 🥰

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 unfortunatelyy/n: you’re welcome peasant 

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 olliebearman: i can never win around here 

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 user3: poor ollie 😔

user4: THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS KILLING ME 

user1: guys we’ve officially lost her to ferrari 😔

 landonorris: traitor. 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: excuse me child

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 landonorris: don’t play dumb, you abandoned mclaren and here i was thinking we were best friends 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: WHY DO YOU KEEP ATTACKING ME IN MY OWN INSTA COMMENTS FACE ME LIKE A MAN 

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 landonorris: don’t change the subject

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 user2: bro took a hit on his ego with that one 

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 landonorris: i’m calling in the reinforcements @charles_leclerc @georgerussell64 @alex_albon

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 unfortunatelyy/n: STOP 🛑✋

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 georgerussell64: she can’t even admit it 

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 alex_albon: shame on you 

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 charles_leclerc: why’d u call me i literally drive for ferrari

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 landonorris: cuz u roast her the best

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 unfortunatelyy/n: u guys suck

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 charles_leclerc: he’s not wrong 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: I HATE YOU 

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 charles_leclerc: the feeling is mutual 

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 landonorris: you not only betrayed me but the other idiots too

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 alex_albon: i speak for all williams fans when i say FOR SHAME 

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 georgerussell64: FOR SHAMEEEEEE

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 lilymhe: 🤨 whatchu hatin on my wifey for @alex_albon @georgerussell64

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 carmenmmundt: yeah? 🤨

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 alex_albon: @georgerussell64 help what do we do

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 georgerussell64: if anyone asks, i’ve left the country.

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 user5: GEORGE HELP 

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 alex_albon: how could you abandon me like that 

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 user6: such a fake friend fr 

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unfortunatelyy/n: cheat meal!

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user1: she’s never beating the alcoholic allegations im afraid 😔

 user2: WHY DOES THE FOOD LOOK SO GOOD, I’M BOOKING A FLIGHT TO MEXICO RN

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 user3: get zambrero?

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 user2: STFU IT’S NOT THE SAME 

 landonorris: caught in 4k 📸

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 olliebearman: @unfortunatelyy/n YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING TO POST IT ON YOUR INSTA 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: darling, every photo i take is for my insta 

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 user4: oo that gave me the chills “darling”

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 user5: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER OLLIE SHE’S BRITISH NOW 

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 user6: y/n now: 🤓🇬🇧

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 ferrari: @olliebearman pick up the phone 

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 olliebearman: NO. 

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 user7: RUN OLLIE RUNNNN 

user8: god bless y/n for these photos may she reign forever 🙏

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

user9: smh, guys we’ve lost y/n to the tequila, only god can help her now 

user10: get yourself someone who looks at you the way ollie looks at that bowl of food 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

georgerussell64: why would you expose ollie like that, let my guy have his cheat meal without the entire internet coming after him 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: woah what happened to you 

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 georgerussell64: im afraid to ask what you mean 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: who knew george russell would vouch for MY BOYFRIEND 

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 georgerussell64: well it’s better than pushing him into the barriers every weekend 

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 olliebearman 😰

 user11: i have an odd itching feeling that the 2019 rookies still hate ollie for dating their younger sister 

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 user12: ya think 

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unfortunatelyy/n: i cant. it’s race day. 

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 landonorris: wow. exposing me like that. i hope u die alone 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: doing it for the plot 🤷‍♀️

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 user7: AMEN SISTER 🙏🗣️

user1: poor lando, what was the tea tho 👀

user7: y/n’s got her priorities set straight 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

user2: SPILL THE TEA LANDOOOOOOO 

 carlossainz55: what is tea 

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 olliebearman: it’s a drink??

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 olliebearman: oh.

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 unfortunatelyy/n: it’s okay i still love you 

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 olliebearman: ok 😔

 charles_leclerc: SPILL THE TEA Y/N 🗣️

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 carlossainz55: 🗣️🗣️

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 maxvertappen1: 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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 georgerussell64: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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 schecoperez: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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 landonorris: IF YOU TELL THEM YOU DIE 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: threatening me in my own comments, who do u think you are? |

 landonorris: . . .  your best friend . . . ? 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: nah, oscar’s my best friend now 

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 landonorris: @oscarpiastri ?

|  oscarpiastri: @unfortunatelyy/n: YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM

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 unfortunatelyy/n: whoops 🫢

|  landonorris: i see how it is 😔

 user4: still waiting to know what the tea is 

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 landonorris: YOU’LL NEVER KNOW 

|  unfortunatelyy/n: hm, we’ll see 👀

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 landonorris:😰

user5: oscar and y/n best friends confirmed 👍

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 user6: the y/n i know would spill the tea 👀

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 unfortunatelyy/n: 👀

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 user6: HELP Y/N 

liked by olliebearman, landonorris, charles_leclerc, lilymhe, alexandrasaintmleux, francisca.cgomes and 8,382,859 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: love you to the moon and back a million times, always and forever, congratulations my love 🐻❤️

olliebearman: love you to the moon and back 🌙💞

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

user1: LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK? MY LOVE??? ARE U KIDDING ME 😭😭

user2: it’s the onions. it’s the onions. it’s the onions

user3: im not crying you are 

user4: homeboy’s turning 1 

user5: i can’t wait for lando to pop up in the comments it’s like whenever y/n posts he’s summoned or sum shit like that

user6: ah yes, young love 

user8: OMG I’M CRYINGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

landonorris: @olliebearman u know, orange would look better on you, there’s a free seat available here at  mclaren 👀

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 oscarpiastri: i thought you said we were okay 

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 user9: why do they sound like an old couple tf 😭😭

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 landonorris: i say a lot of things i don’t mean, traitor 😤

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 oscarpiastri: you’re acting like a child 

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 landonorris: no you are!

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 oscarpiastri: says the guy who just used an exclamation mark in an insta comment 

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 landonorris: its official. i’m going to dive bomb you off the track next week 

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 oscarpiastri: what? after your DNF? cuz i don’t think that’s possible 

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 user8: DAYUM 

|  unfortunatelyy/n: ooooooh he got u there @landonorris 

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 landonorris: I HATE YOU, YOU STOLE MY BEST FRIEND 

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 unfortunatelyy/n: i can’t have stolen him if he was my friend first 

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 landonorris: wHaT. 

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 oscarpiastri: ah yes, the magic of childhood friends 

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 user7: HELP WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT 

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 landonorris: but she’s american and you’re australian. . . right?

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 unfortunatelyy/n: mhm sure 

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 olliebearman: 😦

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 landonorris: 😦

taglist time!: @ilivbullyingjeongin

a/n: thank you for reading if you got to the end! I hope it made you laugh, have a great day xx

[wombywoo]

Hi! I'm loving learning about your boys!

I'd like to know more about what they do and how their paths cross in the military.

I think you said Vicent acts as a abhuman consultant for the military now. Does that mean he doesn't put one foot onto the field for missions, just kind of on-base intelligence work? Or does he tag along with Quinn's unit on the ground?

Thank you! I've really been enjoying sharing stuff about them😚

Further lore below: So basically--this is a very new highly experimental taskforce in a new highly experimental branch of the UK military called 'Nonstandard Ops' (as vague and uncritical a name as any 😅) Their main purpose is to combat supernatural and other such threats in light of some major world changes currently happening. Quinn had previously been convalescing from a field injury (as well as dealing with the fallout of his best mate being discharged due to an even graver injury) when his old CO approaches him with an offer to join her new squad. His... unmentionable abilities make him an asset, and his CO has vouched for him before even in spite of a somewhat dubious track record. And guess who's also on the taskforce? Vincent. In a controversial turn of events, they're now allowing vampires to serve in the military. This is met with...varying degrees of support amongst their nascent group. Quinn himself is not immediately accepting. Vincent, being a veteran, is entitled to his credentials and rank, though he requires further training to keep up with advances in modern warfare. Essentially, he's taken on as an expert in neutralizing this brand new type of enemy, with all of his attained knowledge and special skills. So yes, he does go into the field with them on most missions! I like to think this beginning period is a bit enemies-to-lovers, in that Quinn has to overcome some of his grievances, but despite a rocky start on a few of the early missions, they quickly develop a rhythm with each other in the field. And then maybe....something more.....🙆‍♀️

[mg-dango]

I´m still alive, yipee!

thanks for the nomination @itsclovhere !!!

Rules: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

In all his years of serving the country, he never made something as stupid as this…

Spanish (original): En todos sus años de servicio a la patria, nunca antes había hecho una pendejada de este tipo.

Sooo for context, this is part of a crappy one-shot I never finished, where Dientes fractures a rib on a mission but instead of going to the med-bay, he decides to hide it so Rodolfo doesn´t worry and also bc he´s an idiot honestly. This is a part where he looks in the mirror and thinks "brga ya vali"

at this point i want to nominate @ anyone who wants to participate ´cause i don´t know many people yet lmao

[agena87]

Sim dump: The Nevarez family

I still haven't finished the house I started when Lovestruck was released (1 - 2), BUT I have finished the family that's supposed to go with it. And since I'm an impatient arse, I decided to post the household first.

So, here are Vinnie and Marcos, a married couple of archaeologists, with their adopted children Antonio and Ellie, and Vinnie's eccentric father, Rafael.

DOWNLOAD - Mediafire (no ads!)

TOU:

Do not re-upload

Do not claim as yours

Do not put behind any kind of paywall

Do not change skin tones, genders/pronouns or body types (you can make the teen/adults vanilla-height, if you don't like to play with height difference, though - I know it can be annoying for like, romantic interactions and such)

Tag me if you use them (I wanna see!)

Have fun!

More pics & info under the cut

both Vinnie and Marcos are archaeologists (I would have set it like that in-game, but it's not an available career for some idiotic reason, so they are set as unemployed...).

Vinnie's a nickname, his real name is Vicente (but you do you, that's just a piece of headcanon)

Antonio is non-binary and asexual; they're also only interested in men, romantically. They're 17yo.

Antonio is also disabled and has a prosthetic leg. They sometimes have to use crutches.

Rafael was a marine biologist and is now retired. He spends his days playing bowling, going on dates, and looking after his grandchildren when their fathers are away on expeditions.

Ellie loves craft and is quite skilled at knitting and needlepoint for a girl this young (she's 11).

hobby-wise, the others are into fitness and fishing (Vinnie), painting (Marcos), video games and cooking (Antonio), and bowling (Rafael), among other things.

as the only girl in the family (and as the "baby"), Ellie is spoiled by everyone.

Traits and aspirations:

Vinnie: archaeology scholar - loves outdoors, romantic, active

Marcos: archaeology scholar - family-oriented, creative, romantically reserved

Antonio: goal-oriented - lovebug, geek

Ellie: creative genius - creative

Rafael: successful lineage - wise, lovebug, family-oriented

Everyone has skills, likes, dislikes, and turn-ons/offs (well, except Ellie for those last ones, obviously).

What no one has is outfits other than in the everyday category (they all wear BG robes in all the other categories, do as you want there - they have accessories though, like eyelashes, nails, piercings or glasses)

(background of pics is @vyxated's new CAS background replacement, which is super cute!)

[isiaiowin]

GOetry Monday: Espinelas

Welcome to GOetry! A weekly poetry club.

Every Monday, you'll receive a new poetry prompt and have until the following Monday to submit your poetic creations. Come join the fun! Post your finished work under the #GOetry and tag me @isiaiowin so I can see your work.

The concrete poems from last week were so much fun to see! I loved all the creativity. Really well done, everyone! Thank you for participating and sharing your work.

The prompt of this week:

Form: Espinela

Word: Speechless

What is an Espinela poem:

An espinela is a traditional Spanish poetic form named after its creator, the poet Vicente Espinel. The structure of an espinela consists of ten lines, known as a décima, divided into two stanzas, with a specific rhyme scheme and syllable count.

First stanza has four lines. (rhyming scheme is ABBA)

Second stanza has six lines. (rhyming scheme is ACCDDC)

Eight syllables per line.

Example:

Indulge to Bulge - Ronovan Hester

Blissful longing of butter fat, Floating above the sea of blame Renders worthy of the blue flame. What’s now a spare tire, once was flat. Crying for more from the spoiled brat, Brings forth the lazy quelling hands. Then blames the obese on lax glands. Fail to heed the words of the wise Leads to chaffed thighs or heart that dies. Toss the flans, cans, and frying pans.

I'm looking forward to seeing all your work, but most of all, have fun! ~Moon 💚

@goodomensafterdark

[wrong-mother]

More Dark Brotherhood RP memes

Okay, so I found a "self-defense with a deer" meme and instantly thought that this is the most Falmer meme I've ever seen. And while Aeola exists also in our Dark Brotherhood RP, I wanted to draw something chaotic so now she is teaching other assassins Falmeri combat techniques which were used by paladins of Auriel back in the First Era. We were cackling like seagulls with asthma during the whole drawing process :D

I'll also tag people whose OC's are here:

@blackmetalsnake (upper right corner, Damienus is NOT impressed with Lucien's chaos, I suppose?)

@bleepytoad (Nybros is right behind Damienus and he is doing the lower breakdance)

@darthdepressius (Garvus, doing an epic roll dodge in the lower left corner)

@wasteland-lynx (Skiold aka Scott, upper left corner, running for his life)

There's also Vicente Valtieri and in his three centuries of life he had never seen shit like this XD

The funniest thing is that at the beginning Aeola was supposed to deal psychological (and physical too, apparently) AOE damage with a deer but at some point we decided that Lucien is much better option. And he is genuinely enjoying it XD

And yes, I'm too lame to draw Aeola's marital tattoo and Nybros's magical tattoos only for the meme's sake so I made it simple.

Also I apparently had a stroke because I didn't notice that Lucien was holding one of the daggers COMPLETELY WRONG right until I made an outline. Still, I just went for it - again, for the meme's sake :D

And, of course, the mighty original. I just LOVE this meme :D