#victorious moment

[urgrossdaughter]

Do you accept dick pics in general? No race involved?

Yeah i mean if ur invisible and can still manage to take a dick pic im definitely interested in seeing that

[dailyproblemsleuth]

Problem Sleuth, page 298

Reap spoils of battle.

PROBLEM SLEUTH GAINED A LEVEL!

IMAGINATION: +1 PULCHRITUDE: +5 VIM: +1

PROBLEM SLEUTH ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY PROBLEM SLEUTH CAN COMMUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING ANIMAL(S): WEASELS

ACE DICK GAINED A LEVEL!

IMAGINATION: +0 PULCHRITUDE: +0 VIM: +6

ACE DICK INCREASED STOMACH CAPACITY BY 0.4 LITRES. ACE DICK INCREASED STOMACH CAPACITY BY 0.5 LITRES. ACE DICK INCREASED STOMACH CAPACITY BY 0.75 LITRES. ACE DICK ACHIEVED LEVEL 18 STOMACH PROWESS. ACE DICK ACCRUED COMBAT OPERANDI: BELLY OF THE WHALE

PICKLE INSPECTOR GAINED A LEVEL!

IMAGINATION: +10 PULCHRITUDE: +2 VIM: +0

PICKLE INSPECTOR LEARNED HOW TO IMAGINE THE FOLLOWING ITEM(S): JAW BREAKER CANNON GUMMY BEAR I.E.D. PEANUT BRITTLE DUMBWAITER

ACE DICK GAINED A LEVEL!

IMAGINATION: +0 PULCHRITUDE: -3 VIM: +8

ACE DICK ACCRUED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: LV. 2 TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

THE BEAST DROPPED ARTIFACT: POLISHED HORN

Author commentary: The only thing mentioned here that never came into play was the gummy bear I.E.D. (which understandably was never used, because let's face it, that would have been so dumb). Again, most of this was never meant to be used, ever. I need to learn one of these days that if I casually mention something as a joke, I am practically guaranteed to use it later, probably repeatedly.

[borkthemork]

So I learned that if you fail the Drama check during the sunken car investigation, Kim will basically find your attempt at whistling endearing and encourage you to keep at it

It's really cute. It goes to show that Harry messing up out of genuine determination makes Kim see him as endearing rather than a full-on disaster sometimes

[god-of-this-new-blog]

“‘Cause if it gets you through the night. Well then hey, hey it’s your night, and that’s your right, it ain’t my business” — The Paper Chase

[vaguely-concerned]

there are a lot of daddy issues to go around on DS9 in general, but odo, bashir and garak are really in their own special little fucked up 'what am I but wrought in my father's image' club

[veilkeeper]

"which do you prefer, pre or post amnesia durgetash" actually i prefer the haunting image of both side by side as perfect mirrors, because nothing has changed even though everything has. in case you were wondering.

[selfhealingmoments]

[artetass]

“It was one of my dreams, probably the biggest dream that I had, to connect again with the soul of this football club & our people. That makes me really proud & grateful to be part of that journey together.” “We want to deliver success & the destination has to be trophy success & enjoyment for this club, but we have to enjoy the journey together. Especially you have to enjoy the company.” “I said that today because we have a special group of people in this club, an incredible group of players & amazing support. That has to be enjoyed. In the end winning can be about the margins but you cannot underestimate the rest because if we don’t do that, we are going to regret it.”

-Mikel Arteta.

[markantonys]

reddit:

literally every other WOT viewer in the world:

[tainbocuailnge]

the longer we go the funnier it gets that oberon accuses you of probably moving on and forgetting about this story after you finish it because lb6 was literally so good that i stopped being able to care about anything fgo did afterwards

[sailoms]

when the remake is better than the original ft. p'arm as wall click for hd

[cantstoptheimagines]

MAKE THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET TAKE THE MOMENT AND TASTE IT

“Make the Friendship Bracelets, Take the Moment and Taste It” (André Harris | Victorious)

Summary — André longs for something more than just friendship.

Requested by anonymous — MAKE THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET TAKE THE MOMENT AND TASTE IT

Warnings & Other Tags ➳ Fluff; secret, unconfessed crush on a friend; André is an idiot in love.

Notes ➳ Word Count is 225. ➳ Reader is gender neutral (they/them). ➳ Send me your favorite Taylor lyrics to receive a blurb.

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andré watches with a smile as you carefully examine a pile of beads in front of you. he’s relaxed deep into the various pillows on your bed, arms crossed over his chest while a movie quietly plays on the tv in your bedroom.

every now and then, you gently thread a new bead onto a thin, braided cord. the beads cascaded down the unfinished bracelet in a pattern of andré’s favorite colors. his name was spelled out on a few in the center, creating a decorative focal point.

“almost done?” he asked.

you hummed in response. andré couldn’t help but chuckle when you absentmindedly stuck out your tongue in an effort to concentrate. you maneuvered the thread until you had successfully created a knot. with a grin, you leaned back to lie next to him, sinking into the pillows as well.

you held the bracelet up for him to see, and exclaimed, “ta-da! your friendship bracelet, good sir!”

sensing your excitement, he allowed you to place it around his wrist. as you did so, he tried his best to ignore how you referred to him simply as a friend. he supposed, however, that there was no such thing as a i’m-so-in-love-with-you-please-notice bracelet. he was, for what seemed like the millionth time, left with no choice but to shove aside the deep ache in his heart.

[quietwingsinthesky]

i think what i’m saying is that as much as the doctor would like to pull the master over to their side, to get her to adopt the doctor’s point of view and become “good”, if she ever really did—then that would create the most dangerous person in the universe. the master joining the side of “good” is a terrifying prospect, because she wouldn’t need to untangle her previous ideas of control to do so. she could be a most benevolent dictator, you know?

it’s really in everyone’s best interests that she serves herself and not the greater good.

[fishareglorious]

for something as celebratory as the game's 1st anniversary, bluepoch really enjoyed putting us through the emotional wringer and the characters through the meat grinder.

[the-unconquered-queen]

I find it interesting how even if you’ve got the deception skill that makes your MC a supposedly accomplished liar, Aerin still sees through MC’s lie in every scenario except for when you use their romance against him (because he doesn’t fall for a seduction attempt without that either—actually, if MC successfully seduces him but doesn’t attack immediately, it just takes one moment of their hesitation for him to realize MC’s not being genuine and attack them). No wonder he was convinced he was too clever to be tricked by the rest of the Shadow Court.

Because he is really clever, actually, and only his desperate desire to be loved ever manages to trump that.