Older!Horror Villains x Younger!Reader || Reactions
Reacting to: Someone at the store thinking that they're your grandparent- rather then your S/O. (Just something funny I was considering for Inkubus but decided to just do for all of them ^^ XD 😅)
Characters Included: The gilfs of the fandom 😅 ? I'm thinking 50 years and above. Captain Spaulding, Drayton Sawyer, Granny Boone, Inkubus, Jedidiah Sawyer, Luda Mae Hewitt, Mayor Buckman, Mental Manny / Manual Dyer, Peepaw Michael Myers, Norman Nordstrom, Otis B. Driftwood, Pamela Voorhees, Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr, Stuart Lloyd, the Taxidermist / Walter Harris and Winslow Foxworth Coltrane.
Warnings: Major age difference, bad language, sexual references, a really awkward misunderstanding...
Captain Spaulding: Spaulding's a pretty good sport about it XD In fact, he kinda enjoys it. Cuz then he gets to rub it in the persons face what a young, hot thing he's got going here with you and what- what did you say you had again?? Nothin'?? Yeahh, that's what I thought. Fuck right off, why dontcha?
Drayton Sawyer: Drayton goes so red and is about to blow his top. He gets enough shit from his brothers over this! He does not need one more moron bothering him about it! Fuck off! *Grabs you by the arm and storms off*
Granny Boone: "... Grandma, huh? Alright then!~ " *Turns to you* "Come here, sweetie, give grandmother a kiss~ " She's about to ruin that guys whole career 😅😅😅
Inkubus: Inkubus is not amused. Grandpa?? Absolutely not, no. He'll correct the person in the most embarrassing way possible.
Jedidiah Sawyer: Jed does not care at all 😅😅 The only person who's opinion matters to him is yours, so who cares if this guy thinks he's your grandpa? Fine then, he's your grandpa. So go and mow the lawn for him while he sits on the porch and has a sweet tea.
Luda Mae Hewitt: She's is gonna tear that guy a new one. Calling her old?? Son of a bitch, where is that persons manners?? She should set her damn sons on him.
Mayor Buckman: Sorry, Buckman cannot answer this question. He's too busy choking.
Mental Manny / Manual Dyer: Manny loves to correct people. He's got the biggest smile on his face as he goes oh you're mistaken- this is my beautiful partner. A little young, sure, but we sure don't mind~ Oh sweetheart, I think we're going be late for our dinner reservations. Shall we?
Peepaw Michael Myers: Like Jed he struggles to give a shit. Who cares??? He knows that he's not your grandfather and you know he's not your grandfather- that's all that matters. He doesn't care... but he does enjoy giving you a big kiss, with tongue, later when the guy sees you both again. He's a gremlin.
Norman Nordstrom: ... what? Norman is pissed at this idea, he hates it. He feels like a digusting predator (*cough* which he is, though not because you like him ^^) and it hits close to home. He's going to need you to set it straight.
Otis B. Driftwood: "... Ha! Okay, pal, check this out." He'll say, then turn around and basically make out with you right there in front of the guy. Otis is not amused at the poor insinuation and takes it out with lewd efficiency.
Pamela Voorhees: Again- not amused. As far as she's concerned, this total stranger has no business making disgusting insinuations about the two of you, anyway. So she'll ruthlessly take them down a notch with her words- and sweet smile.
Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr: "... you think you're funny? No I ain't their fucken grandpa. Didn't your bitch momma ever teach you to mind your business? Oh don't you worry, I can do it for her." Just- my friend- just keep him from taking out the damn shot gun.
Stuart Lloyd: "... oh... uh... n-no, actually- " Stuart forces himself to stutter through a quick explanation- but he wants to crawl into a whole and die (:
Taxidermist / Walter Harris: Gets the nervous giggles 😅😅😅 Doesn't correct them.
Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: Annnnd Foxy loves it XD He was already one kinky mother fucker- you can use this as foreplay. Let him smack your ass while they're still looking but call you 'Hon' or 'Sweetie'- he finds it funny and hot in equal measures.
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Okay so I love all the future Leo goes to the past Aus and I have a Au idea
Idk if anyone else thought about this but here it is
What if, when F!Leo goes to the past, he generally hates he's younger self (Self-hatred and all that) and says really mean stuff to he's younger self/treats him horrible, practically painting him as a villain. And when present Leo finally had enough, he's like "You know what? If he wants a villain I'll give him a villain"
And it's like a Future Leo goes to the past/Present Leo villain arc
Idk I think it's a really cool idea
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Hiiiiii! I have been reading your fics ever since I remember and have absolutely fallen in love with the Crave series! I love your depiction of peepaw as well! I remember u saying something about how peepaw won't be able to co-operate well with bunny if they had a dom kink...Could you write one where he acc gives it a thought and tries it out? And maybe finds it amazing? Its on you ofc! And also take care! I can understand how food poisioning feels like 😒
HIII TYSM!! im glad you enjoy :DD
It's not necessarily that i think he wouldn't be able to cooperate with them,, i just don't really see him as the type of guy to he into that sort of thing with how silly he is
But i could definitely try if thats something yall are interested in!! I've never wrote a dom reader before but i think it could be fun ;)
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(Context: the year is 1979 and Willy Affy is about to start his villain arc.)
William: These damn kids have been playing the same exact song on the jukebox for WEEKS.
William: Parents are complaining-
William in a high pitched voice: OH! It's not APPROPRIATE FOR A FAMILY RESTAURANT! Oh, that's not KOSHER! Oh, that's not HALAL.
William: Well, it's not my BLOODY FAULT IS IT? Tell your damn kids not to play the song.
Elizabeth: *runs up to him* Daddy! Daddy! Can I have a nickel?
William: *Absentmindedly* Sure. *hands her a nickel*
Elizabeth: *Excited shriek and runs away*
William: Anyway, as I was saying. That bloody song-- Who was it by again? Roger . . . Ryan . . .
Elizabeth: *Puts nickel into jukebox*
Jukebox: *starts playing song*
William: Oh, right! Rod Stewart- That's the gu--
William: *freezes*
Jukebox: Don't you just know exactly what they're thinkin?
William: *still frozen*
Elizabeth: *dancing*
Jukebox & Elizabeth: IF YOU WANT MY BODY--
William: No.
Jukebox & Elizabeth: AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY--
William: ELIZABETH. NO.
Jukebox & Elizabeth: Come on sugar let me know, Ooh!
William: *contemplates creating murder robots, killing 5 kids, and becoming the man behind the slaughter*
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