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the-mighty-glow-cloud · 6 months

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ELEMENT and FEEL for Cain, and uuuh PRIDE + HUMBLE for your lycan hunter guy ? (so sorry i forgor his name 💀)

ok finally coming back to this now that i've administered my 1000th boop and gotten my silly little badges 😌

for Cain:

ELEMENT - what is he made of, what is his character like?

he is made of teeth and nails and blood, but also glass and thread. he is so so scared all the time, and the only way he knows to hide that is to lash out with unfettered aggression whenever the shreds of comfort he has left are violated. his brain is a chimera of innocence and ruthlessness, programmed to oppress and kill, and burdened to regret every second of it. he isn't necessarily aware of it, but he is at his core an extremely selfish person; he's spent several years of his life committing atrocities against his own people to protect himself. he is always looking for a way out of the nightmare that is his existence, but has ignored several such opportunities because the charade of violence keeps him from being found out, and it's become comfortable after so long. he wants nothing more than to escape the horrors he's forced to perpetrate, but the horrors are what he's best at and he's terrified to have to do anything else

FEEL - how does he react to a person's touch?

he is EXTREMELY averse to being touched, he's been robbed of bodily autonomy for so much of his life that physical touch is pretty much an act of aggression in his mind. he doesn't even let anyone touch his armor because it's more or less an extension of his body to him, and he immediately becomes aggressive if someone else touches his skin

for Volkar (my sweet dumbass bloodhunter and my best son):

PRIDE - what is his biggest flaw?

100% his hubris and the naivete it comes from, he has the most unshakeable confidence that he can find his way out of any situation, usually by being really really nice. like he believes in the power of friendship on the level of a shonen anime protagonist. however if being friends at the problem doesn't work, he's 1000% sure that he can solve things with the power of incredible violence. unfortunately for him some problems are immune to both friendship and excessive physical attacks, but he will die (or, in his canon, get his arm blown clean off) before acknowledging that

HUMBLE - how does he handle praise?

oh he LOVES to be told he's doing a good job at literally anything, when i describe him as a golden retriever boy i really mean that. he thrives on praise from anyone he considers a friend (i.e. literally anyone who doesn't express overt desire to harm him. this boy thinks strahd von zarovich is his best friend) and will go to absurd lengths to show off in front of them. when i was playing him, if we got into a fight and he was in wolf form i'd always mention that his tail was wagging furiously the whole time because he was so excited to impress his friends. he might be a little bit insane. i'm love him

#my boys!!! my sons!!!!#thank you for letting me ramble about them lol #ask game

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suekuna · 2 years

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𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝐆𝐈𝐅 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍)

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — 𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐉𝐈, 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈, 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎, 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈, & 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

𝐂𝐖 — 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝐡𝐞𝐡)

+ 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐉𝐈 +

"i'm— i was— you're hot." 😀😀 congrats you just broke yuuji. i think this kid is pretty oblivious sometimes so he wouldn't even think to knock on your door. but when yuuji accidentally walks in on you, his brain has left the chat. “um,, can you get out?!" "AH YES RIGHT SURE OKAY." yuuji rushes out of the room but bumps into the doorway on accident 😭 the poor boy face palms because he just violated the privacy of his crush and just called them hot. all in those 10 seconds. 'what the fuck yuuji. closed door? knock dumbass.' then, the image of your semi-nude frame pops up in his head. 'no no no.' yuuji bangs his head on the doorframe but it doesn't stop his face from heating up. "i'm already gonna open the door relax." yuuji quickly removes his head from the doorframe. "sorry for not knocking." "yeah make sure to do that next time pls." you slightly smile at him so things don't get more awkward. things calm down but sukuna is pissed off. ‘you better delete it from your brain before nighttime brat.’ mans just wants some rest but unfortunately for him, it kept playing in yuuji's mind and kept both of them awake 💀

+ 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 +

"sumimasen." 🗿🗿 in the most calm way ever and respectfully walks out without looking at you. as soon as he's on the other side of the door, he clutches his chest. his heart is pounding hard. "tch, dammit y/n! don't you think you should lock the door?!" you hear megumi yelling from outside the room. "my guy, i thought it was normal to knock before going in someone's room?!" the dark-haired boy grits his teeth. you got a point there lol. btw he's not actually mad. he's just flustered and doesn't know how to act. megumi can barely keep up the cool guy act in front of you, the person he likes. this just made things worse 🙃 megumi even avoids eye contact with you for the next few days. even by hearing your name reminds him of what happened and has him hiding his blush in the collar of his jacket. eventually, megumi misses you and bites the bullet. "hey, y/n. um...sorry about...the other day." he still feels slightly embarrassed and looks away to the side with a slight tint of pink on his cheeks. megumi feels vulnerable but he’ll do anything to make you feel comfortable around each other again ❤️

+ 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 +

"niceeee." 😎 gojo is someone you shouldn't want walking in on you changing unless you're into that 👀 but since you're reading this, i'm assuming you are 😟 i can only see him being entertained and flirting with you lmao. gojo would be so nonchalant and blunt about it that it would seem like he’s not attracted to you in any way whatsoever. "hey y/n you know that dvd—" and there appears the legend himself while you are half-naked. "oh? oh 😏" gojo is smirking as he has no shame to look you over. "wha—" "if you were that into me y/n, you could've asked me out for coffee first." you glare at him and tell him to get tf out. "hmm okay, you're beautiful btw." gojo says as he walks out of your room leaving you flustered. it makes you question if he did it on purpose. but i trust gojo would never disrespect you like that; he’s quite the opposite of what you think. the man has a smile on his face outside of the room. ‘interesting’ it's weird, your body isn't what's ingrained in his mind. don't get me wrong he finds you extremely attractive, but it's the cute blush on your face he remembers most. and he wants to see you do that because of him, again.

+ 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 +

"..." oh he's out that mf. nanami is probably the most mature and respectful of all of these guys. i feel like nanami would walk out the second he sees you. being the gentleman i think he is, he would guard the area you’re changing in to make sure no one accidentally walks in on you a second time lol. nanami’s so quiet about it that you feel the weird need to apologize. “s-sorry, nanami. i should have been more careful.” the blonde haired man chuckles. “are you apologizing?” you laugh with him and say “yeah, i guess so.” nanami crosses his arms and leans on the door. “it was my fault. it’s true that you should learn how to lock a door…” he teases. “i wouldn’t want anyone else to see you like that.” oh ? your heart skips a beat. nanami gets flustered after realizing what he just said. “i mean uh if it was someone else instead of me, who knows how they would act.” luckily you can’t see him on the other side of the door as he awkwardly rubs the back of his neck. “oh yeah i get it haha.” your smile fades and so does his. you both wish that statement meant what it sounded like. both of your hearts are yearning for each other. you just don’t know it 😢

+ 𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀 +

"calm down damn." *unamused in ancient japanese* sukuna is 1,000 years old; he's been around the block 💀 you and yuuji have been best friends since you were in diapers. changing in front of each other just became normal and efficient when you had no other option. unfortunately, this time sukuna switches with yuuji. you don’t even notice until you hear “oi, nice view.” 🥵 bestie i’m screaming for you. you cover yourself up and slowing turn to look at what was supposed to be yuuji. yup there are the markings and the hair. “wtf is wrong with you?! turn around!!” sukuna sighs and turns around. “it’s not like i haven’t seen the human body before.” “just shut up pls…thank you.” sukuna rolls his eyes and looks around the room.‘switch me back, asshole.’ yuuji is sounding frustrated but the main reason sukuna switched with him was because he wanted your attention to himself. yet he fucked it up rn by doing it at the wrong time. the curse has no idea how to interact with someone he has feelings for. his brows furrow and he switches back with yuuji. sukuna pouts as he sits on his throne. maybe next time 😔

a/n - reblogs are loved + appreciated here :,) i’m still new to writing for jjk so, feel free to let me know your thoughts 💞

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heychubbywobbygorl · 2 years

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Greedy

Geto Suguru x Fem Dom

I struggled so much with this. If you prefer actions more than words, I guess this will be your cup of tea 💀

Warning: Wasn’t proofread, Smut, Soft dom (SORTA?), Some edging, Hair pulling, etc.

At least be 17+. This is NSFW!! And you have enough common sense to know whether you want to read this or not.

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He strokes his cock slowly, thinking about you fondly, trying to savor the idea of what you could do to him. His thrusts became desperate and rushed as his imagination went further and further, his breath caught in his throat a few times, and then he let out a quiet moan. He's almost embarrassed that the thought of you is breaking him down so much. He's known for his playboy tendencies, but here he's fucking his fist with lust and need for you. In the process of trying to get off to the thought of it, he heard the door open, and there you stood in wide-eyed shock.

…

You and Geto were close, not as close as him and Gojo, but close. So close that you both were comfortable enough to show up at each other's places unannounced- not that he and Gojo didn't already violate that at the beginning of your friendship. Your friends knew his, he knew yours, and you quickly came to love his calm and chaotic nature. You were okay with this being the extent of your two's relationship. However, you found yourself wanting more, but you never expected it to happen so soon, let alone for it to happen like this.

You both sat there in silence for a moment. The air became heavy between you two as you made eye contact. He quickly covers up his dick with his hand, shifting his lower body out of view. He's now been caught red-handed masturbating by one of his friends. He abruptly speaks up, "What are you doing?" he asked nervously, as he briefly glanced at you with his usual smirk, clearly trying to play it off.

"I was coming to check in on you… But you know," you pause, taking this opportunity to be greedy with your pent-up desires. The tension between you two at that moment becomes too much. You approached him leisurely, watching as his eyes followed your every move. "Hiding your cock with your hand isn't the smartest." You sit beside him, your chest pressing into his arm, making him visibly gulp. "You're so big," you say slowly, glancing at him as your hand rubs his upper thigh gently.

Knowing what you mean, he blushed terribly. Seeing you stare at his crotch makes him excited. His already hard cock throbbing in his hand. He begins stroking himself harder, somehow getting a kick out of you watching him, softly moaning as he lets out a hushed whisper, "Please don't tease me like this. I'm already horny." His legs spread open shamelessly, "Awe, why? Can you not handle it?" You get closer to his ear, your warm breath tickling him. Your hand runs down his inner thigh before running your nails gently over the head of his cock. His eyes widen in shock and pleasure as you begin to touch him. The feeling of your hands on his cock makes him moan loudly. You stroke him a few more times before pushing him back onto the bed. Kneeling in front of him, you slowly make your way down before taking him into your mouth.

Swirling your tongue around his tip as you run your lips over his head, one hand wraps around the base of his cock. You know full well you won't be able to fit all of him in your mouth. You maintained eye contact with him as you licked circular motions along the sensitive underside of his cock, when you suddenly began deep throating him. He shuddered and let out a loud yelp at the sudden contact. The warmth and wetness of your mouth were unlike anything he had felt before. The lewd sound of gurgles and slurps that filled the room nearly drove him crazy. You swallowed his cock over and over again. Cupping your tongue around the underside of his shaft, causing him to moan through gritted teeth. It was like sweet torture to him. Your lips squeezed tightly around him as you moved back and forth along its length, stroking whatever you couldn't fit in. His head hung back, his jaw slacked, and his hands grasped tightly at the sheets in cries of bliss. The sight of it makes you chuckle. His cock vibrates in your mouth, making him jolt and buck into you as he still chases his high. His legs wrap around your head in an attempt to nestle himself as deep as possible in your throat. It proves to be futile as his body starts going limp and his gut tightens as his climax starts to build. “Close... Eugh... Close!!” You took that as your queue to pull away watching him groan in frustration.

You smile mischievously as he bucks his hips weakly, longing to feel your warm lips wrapped around his cock once more. After a moment of struggle, he gives up, lying down on his back panting heavily. You rise from between his thighs, walking your fingers up his abdomen until you come face to face. “Tell me. What do you want Geto?” Letting out a hum as you await a response, instead being met with pleading eyes and the feeling of his warm pants tickling your face. You both knew exactly what he wanted, but he was too embarrassed to ask. But that’s okay, you knew just how to give it to him.

As much as you were going to ruthlessly tease him, you still cared and didn’t want to see him in too much pain and discomfort. Your lips curl into a gentle smile, and you feel yourself getting flustered as you replay the recent events in your head. You flip him over, his back arching with his ass up. Pulling his already unzipped pants off, in one swift motion, you spread his cheeks wide. As you stared at it you couldn’t help but grin. It almost looked inviting as it closed around nothing… it was the prettiest shade of pink with hairs lightly sprinkled about. Wetting your fingers, you begin gently running the tips of your fingers over it before adding pressure to insert them slowly. His warm and soft walls suck you in. He hisses as you insert your finger knuckles deep, you pull in and out to get him adjusted to the feeling before adding another. You feel him tense up slightly as you play with his hole. You moan softly at the view as you curve your fingers inwards towards each other, he lets out a loud gasp as they press against his prostate.

Letting out a hum, you listen as his groans of discomfort turn into moans of pleasure. Soon his moans turn into whimpers as he begins bucking his hips, trying to fuck your fingers. But you won't let him, not yet. Instead, you grab his cock tightly and begin pumping it rapidly, faster than anything he had ever felt before, “Oooh-!! Fuck! No no, I’m still sensitive from bef-” he stammered on, but you didn't listen. It felt like blissful torture to him. You watched as his already damaged composure began to break down in front of you more than ever. His dick leaked with pre-cum against the bed, and his body began to shake. Just then, you released his cock knowing he was close. Pulling your fingers out of him, hearing him whine as you click your tongue. “Do you intend on teasing me to death?” He asked with heavy breaths in between. “I don’t know…” you said, almost snickering to yourself as you stood beside the bed. You know he hated the way you were teasing him, but the result you could get from it sounded oh-so-satisfying. He huffed to himself as he kneeled in front of you on the bed, his hair sticking to his forehead from sweat and his face flushed red. Your core tightens with butterflies from simply looking at him.

He looked at you pleadingly, “Please…” You smiled sweetly, placing both hands on his cheeks and leaning forward to kiss him. Soft at first, your lips pressed into each other, gentle like little pecks. But then you open your mouth and part your lips before thrusting your tongue into his mouth. Both of your tongues rubbed against each other, quickly getting entangled in the slippery heat. You both kissed each other with hunger and aggressive passion, as you both rolled around the bed, switching positions once more. You break the kiss, watching as he straddles you, his face flickers with disappointment.

You smile devilishly, sitting both of you up, this time pressing your chest against his own. The feeling of your soft breasts almost made him lose his mind despite you being fully clothed. Your hand slowly caresses his skin as you trail kisses down his neck. A soft moan escapes his lips as you reach down his collarbone, biting gently. He’s been on edge this whole time. He’d never been edged like this before, it almost felt like karma was coming back to bite him in the ass for all the teasing he’d done to people before.

Laying him down with you straddling one of his legs, hoisting his other leg into the air so that it rests over your shoulder. “Are you ready for me~?” you cooed through hushed words. Slowly unbuckling your belt, going painfully slow as you watch him bite his lip with anticipation. You had to admit that moving this slowly was also teasing you to the max, but it would make the outcome worthwhile. He nodded almost eagerly, watching with a hint of excitement in his eyes. He tries to speak, but a low moan is heard as you start stroking your thick cock. It was a bionic strap-on. Every stroke sent a vibration through your cunt. You bit your lip with furrowed brows as the long-awaited sensation hits you in waves. Running your fingertips along the length of your cock, staring into Geto’s eyes as he returned your gaze, “That’s… hot.” he said, as you both let out breathy laughs before going silent.

You couldn’t wait any longer. You stop abruptly and spread his cheeks with one of your hands before plunging your cock inside him. His body jolts slightly at the sudden penetration. His face contorts with lust, his moans turning into whimpers as you move your hips back and forth, driving deeper into him. He looks up at you with pleading eyes as he continues to watch you savagely ram your cock into his ass. The pace progressively quickens as you pound his tight hole, “J-Just a little… M-More♡♡”!!” He stumbles over his words, his hands gripping onto your ass, nestling your cock as deep as it can go.

Each time you pound into him his face contorts with lust, his toes curling as his hand's grip on you hard enough to leave a bruise. Your hand presses down on his stomach, rocking your hips back and forth. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 shallow thrust, then 10 plunging your cock brutally into his prostate. You did this repeatedly, sometimes teasing him by pulling out all the way, leaving him yearning for your long hard thrusts. Your hand then grabs a firm hold of his cock, running your thumb over his slit before covering it. He cried out loud, unlike anything he had felt before. Bucking his hips forward to drive himself into your finger. You feel his muscles tighten around you, holding you in place while he milks every drop of pleasure from you.

You groaned. Him clamping down on you like this sent a pulsing vibration through you, you didn’t know if you could even handle the sensation anymore. Even so, you find yourself needing more. You pull out earning a drawn-out whine from him. Flipping him over on his hands and knees, you plunge yourself back into him. This time, you grabbed a handful of his hair and tugged it till his back hit your chest. His insides began throbbing, him thrusting himself back onto you, matching your rhythm. “S-Stop..! MMPH!” He shuddered, despite what he said he got off to this more than he expected. “You like that, huh?” You already knew the answer, you both were starting to get lost in each other and it wasn’t going to last much longer. He could barely breathe through his gasps for air, yet he still managed to nod. He was so close, his entire body felt on fire, it had been so long since he’d gotten this much attention. His balls tightened, ready to explode as if they were being squeezed by some unforeseen force. “Geto, I asked you a question.” You tugged his hair harder, earning a pleasured yelp from him through gritted teeth. “Y-Yes! Yes! Fuck yes!!♡♡” His eyes began searching for you, peaking your head over his shoulder, his hand grasping your chin and pulling you in for a sudden kiss. He screamed as he came hard, shooting his load all over his chest and stomach. He had an anal orgasm at the same time, wetting the sheets below him. It was too much, the pleasure was too intense, and his mind went blank as he passed out. You didn’t let go of his hair until he went limp, his body leaning against you as his head hung over your shoulder.

“Oh… shit,” you say with a mixture of surprise and concern. You didn’t expect that to happen or for it to happen so soon. You pull out, the last vibration making you finish. Thinking back on all that happened that night, from the sounds and how lewd he looked was more than enough to satisfy you for the night. Just then you realized how sore your jaw and hips were. He pushed you further than you thought. Taking off the strap-on and dropping it on the floor, you collapse beside him, throwing the blankets over you two. You pass out as soon as you hit the pillow.

When morning came he awoke feeling drowsy, the sun glaring in his eyes. He felt and looked like a mess. He sat up slowly, looking around and rubbing his eyes. Standing up, he took steady, heavy steps. Reaching the bathroom, he looked into the mirror, “Are you fucking serious…? Why is it like this?” His face was still red, he then recalled last night's events. You peeked your head through the doorway, “Hm?” He was startled at your sudden appearance. “So you came back, huh?” You shrugged, “Of course, I couldn’t leave you in the state you were in after yesterday's… incident.” he looked at you in silence, seeing through your bs, “-So ready for round two?” he scoffed, “Only if I’m topping this time~!” He said, scooping you up suddenly, lugging you to his room. “WHAT?!! No! NO!" You shouted protests and he shrugged them off playfully, "Sorry I can't hear you~~"

🧍🏾‍♀️I need ideas.

#geto x reader #geto smut #getou suguru x y/n #geto headcanons #sub and dom #dom/sub #fanfic #jjk x y/n #jjk fanfic #jjk geto #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen geto

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beoneofus · 2 years

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𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝, 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪?

part two of what the fuck is happening?

fandom: the lost boys

poly! lost boys x gender neutral! reader ( and oc's/friends )

length: short

warnings: swearing, attempted comedy, offensive jokes, rating band members, some nsfw talk, marko claiming he's straight

a/n: if you don't like or know guns n roses, rip and I apologize. the jokes may be a bit offensive, haven't decided yet, but if they are the warning is up there. if you have a problem with anything stated, honestly just don't read this, I'm not sugarcoating anything for anyone. besides that, hope you enjoy? / ps. not proof read, sorry for any errors /

tags: @nataliewalker93 @henhouse-horrors

( unedited, 5.27.22 )

a buzzing noise that went on and off, constantly sounded out throughout the quiet bedroom of a single, restless individual. they had slept peacefully in the night, but ever since eight o'clock, their phone has been going off nonstop. with a pillow folded behind their head, pressed over each of their ears, they heatedly glared up at the ceiling that was spotted with glow in the dark stars.

“ I swear to fuck, if that phone doesn't stop.. ” y/n mumbled to themselves, teeth gritted and jaw set. they were ready to chuck the phone at the wall, that's how irritated they were.

after five more minutes of listening to the obnoxious noise, they sprang upwards and leaped for the device; throwing the pillow across the way aggressively, in the process. snagging the phone from the bedside nightstand, y/n clicked it on and heatedly stared at the screen. once the passcode was speedily typed in, the home screen was displayed, and then the messenger app was clicked on.

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THE CUNT SCOUTS

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: why are you assfucks blowing up my phone? I'm ready to strangle you whores - sent at 9:36 am

(jessie wallace) daphne blake: because we can, bitch - sent at 9:36 am

(bryce jetts) gay thor: sorry honey, the only one I'd let strangle me is dave grohl's sexy ass - sent at 9:37 am

(ricky brooks) weed cadet: honestly not surprised - sent at 9:38 am

marlboro reds headass: who the hell is dave grohl - sent at 9:39 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: LMAO is that the weird mf from last night? - sent at 9:40 am

(ricky brooks) weed cadet: yeah 💀 popped dude's nickname cherry. also, turns out it's not just one guy behind the anon account - sent at 9:41 am

(jessie wallace) daphne blake: it's four guys, I pointed out that HE kept talking differently every time he typed & that's when they spilled - sent at 9:42 am

(bryce jetts) gay thor: well shit.. I should have read up, I didn't know that - sent at 9:43 am

marlboro reds headass: kind've offensive that you thought I talked the same as these other three. - sent at 9:44 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: call me a soldier cause I sure am taken off guard - sent at 9:45 am

(bryce jetts) gay thor: i- jail immediately - sent at 9:45 am

(ricky brooks) weed cadet: asking the lord for forgiveness cause I have tears running down my fucking face - sent at 9:47 am

(jessie wallace) daphne blake:

(jessie wallace) daphne blake: NO fucking words. you need locked up - sent at 9:48 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: jess told me that she's actually dying but I didn't hear it from her. interesting. - sent at 9:50 am

(jessie wallace) daphne blake: sewing you for violation of private information and my rights as a citizen - sent at 9:51 am

marlboro reds headass: this is fucking great - sent at 9:52 am

(ricky brooks) weed cadet: how the fuck are you awake right now? - sent at 9:53 am

(bryce jetts) gay thor: I'm guessing I missed something else as well? - sent at 9:54 am

(jessie wallace) daphne blake: one direction claimed to be vampires which is why ricky asked that - sent at 9:55 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: ||||| ||||| | a chart of how many times I've pissed myself this week due to jess joking - sent at 9:57 am

(ricky brooks) weed cadet: all I did was go take a leak and I come back to y/n talking about pissing themselves - sent at 9:58 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: sorry sorry, it's the r kelly in me - sent at 9:59 am

(jessie wallace) daphne blake:

(bryce jetts) gay thor: I'm gonna need you to set the phone down, babe.. - sent at 10:02 am

marlboro reds headass: LMAOO did I do that right - sent at 10:04 am

(ricky brooks) weed cadet: you did it perfectly - sent at 10:05 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: so vampires, eh? do you guys, ya know... slurp slurp? - sent at 10:06 am

marlboro reds headass: why would you say it like that..? - sent at 10:07 am

(jessie wallace) daphne blake: it's better than sucky sucky lmfao - sent at 10:08 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: since there's four of you bitches behind one account, what the hell are your names? - sent at 10:10 am

(bryce jetts) gay thor: I want to know too - sent at 10:11 am

marlboro reds headass: they aren't comfortable sharing but I don't give a shit. name's marko - sent at 10:13 am

marlboro reds headass: that's a lie I don't care about sharing I'm paul ;) - sent at 10:15 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: paul, commas exist dickweed - sent at 10:16 am

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“ the hell is a comma? ” paul scrunched up his nose as he stared down at the new message that popped up in the group chat, he learned it was called. he honestly didn't get the lingo of wherever they were, but he found the y/n person entertaining, so he wasn't complaining.

“ the thing with a dot that swoops down, I think. ” marko furrowed his brows as he clicked onto the part of the keyboard where the fancy symbols popped up. he clicked on the sign he was referring to, to show the blonde. “ that - the thing I used. ”

david, who was watching people that walked by and stared at their group with judgmental advances, glared at the passbyer's while taking a drag off of his cigarette. he'd be down to two sticks after the one in his mouth, finished, and he really wasn't looking forward to it. he had cash in his pockets, but by the looks of it, everything around the place they were in, ran weird. who knew if he had enough dough to buy himself some?

“ you two seriously don't know what a comma is? ” dwayne laughed to himself, while chucking pebbles at bird that had been cawing at him for the last hour. they had moved their placement to a bridge that overlooked the downtown part of the area, which was around eight miles away from where they were originally at. surprisingly enough, the sun wasn't effecting them at all. it gave their skin a tingly feel, but it didn't hurt them nor burn them to death. not to mention, they didn't feel too tired, just the slightest bit of weak. that could be from not eating, however.

“ no, ” paul bit down onto the word in a goofy tone, before throwing a glare at the brunette over his shoulder. “ not everyone went out to use a computer or typewriter in their free time, dwayne. ”

marko chuckled at the exchange between the two while taking the phone, he learned what it was, from paul's hand. he or the others have never seen such a phone before, but maybe that's just because they never really paid attention or cared. how wrong they actually were, though.

“ I'm aware. explains why you're such an airhead. ” the tanned man looked back over to the blonde, giving him a teasing smirk, only to duck when paul threw a stray brick at his head.

“ y'wanna go, vampy? cause we can go. ” now smirking, paul hopped to his feet, only to began dancing around dwayne in a predatory manner. “ betcha' don't got the balls to fight me, dipstick. ”

but he soon ate the words, because dwayne crouched, before pouncing forward and tackling paul to the ground. david shook his head at the two, a lop sided smirk on his lips. marko paid them no mind, and instead texted the groupchat; mainly talking to the person that seemed to peak his interest the most.

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you weren't too fond of finding interest in someone, so easily and so fast. it's happened before in the past, and its only led to heart break and making yourself look like a fool for not getting to know someone. although things work out sometimes in those situations, they were still rare; that's why you rather get to know someone, build a friendship and then possibly move onto romance. as of lately, a relationship or even a love interest wasn't in your schedule, but for some reason this anonymous guy - or guys - in your messenger chat held your interest. mainly the one known as marko, so far.

“ this shit is weird, bry. ” you groaned, flopping back onto your mattress, causing your covers and wrangled sheets to bounce up for a split second. throwing your forearm over your eyes, stopping the annoying ceiling light from blinding you, you heaved a heavy breath of air. “ I don't know this man, or men, nor anything about any of them. I only know two of their names. not to mention, they could be in their sixties for all I know. ”

“ so you'd settle for the fifties, then? ” a rather medium pitched voice, with a feminine undertone spoke through the other end of the line; clearly distracted, but also trying ho's best to listen as his friend rambled away at what was going on in their head.

“ shut up. ” they rolled their eyes, letting a small laugh leave them as bryce cackled on the other end. “ but I'm serious.. ” licking their lips, they slid their arm away from their eyes; vision now focusing on the outside world, through their window, as they turned their head to the side. “ what am I doing? I don't even think I want a relationship at this point in time... and, like I said, I don't know them. any of them. what if they end up getting my ip address, tracking me down and draining me of every drop of blood I have in my body? ”

they heard shuffling from their friend's end, before slight static, signaling bryce moved the phone to his other ear. “ because those dumbasses claim to be vampires? ” the chestnut brown haired male scoffed. “ get real. I know you believe in that shit, but I highly doubt we just magically came across some blood suckers that turned up out of no where, and appeared into our groupchat. ”

“ but that's honestly it, ” sitting up, you raised your brows in realization. “ how did they get into the chat? you can't just join groupchat's on messenger, bry - you have to be added to them. none of us know who they are, so how the fuck did they get in it? ”

a silence filled the line for a moment, before the other spoke up. “ well.. you have a point. but I mean, it can just be a glitch or hack or something. ” and bryce did speak the truth on that, but it isn't everyday a hacker would just hack into a groupchat. they'd have more important shit to hack into, like a banking system.

“ doubt it. ” you grumbled, rolling your eyes. “ I'm gonna' let you go, though, cause my phone is buzzing like crazy again. I bet those idiots are back, and jessie's interrogating them some more. ”

“ probably, ” bryce snickered. “ but okay. I'll see ya' later. ”

grinning to yourself, you pulled the phone away from your ear and ended the call. once you exited off of the contact list, you went right back onto the messenger app.

and, of course, you were right. an interrogation is being held.

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THE CUNT SCOUTS

(jessie wallace) candace flynn: so marko, since your little buddies are busy, why don't you tell us more about your undeadliness? - sent at 10:40 am

marlboro reds headass: what makes you think I'll tell you? - sent at 10:41 am

(jessie wallace) candace flynn: the fact that I'm asking nicely for once - sent at 10:42 am

marlboro reds headass: I don't really give a rats ass how you treat me, I can always find you and drain you dry later on - sent at 10:44 am

(jessie wallace) candace flynn: screenshotted, if I turn up dead in a parking lot you all know why - sent at 10:45 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: suddenly I'm in birdbox. I don't see shit - sent at 10:46 am

(ricky brooks) weed magnet: don't worry jess, I got your back - sent at 10:48 am

(jessie wallace) candace flynn: at least someone cares about me </3 - sent at 10:49 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: on a scale from 1 to 1k how hard would y'all smash the guns n roses band members? - sent at 10:51 am

(bryce jetts) gay thor: current or original members? - sent at 10:52 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: obviously I'm talking about the original members genius - sent at 10:53 am

(ricky brooks) weed magnet: considering I'm straight I'll need 100k up front - sent at 10:54 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: a guy entirely hetro would demand more like 1m or more. you've gotta be at least a little fruity. - sent at 10:55 am

(ricky brooks) weed magnet: I don't like dick or men, I just think axl and duff are beautiful people. - sent at 10:56 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: makes sense. bryce? - sent at 10:56 am

(bryce jetts) gay thor: I'd have to rank them... I'd say 1k for axl and slash because they're definitely my type, and super hot. probably 700 for steven, he's not my type necessarily but he's cute and looks sweet enough. duff is probably a 500, he's attractive and I'd make out with him, but I'm not too thrilled. and Izzy is a solid 200, I don't really find him to be all that but I'd give him a kiss. - sent at 10:59 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: well fuck.. talk about brutal. jessie? - sent at 11:00 am

(jessie wallace) candace flynn: duff 1k, axl and steven 800, izzy and slash 500 - sent at 11:02 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: fair enough. what about you, mysterious assholes? - sent at 11:03 am

marlboro reds headass: I'm not into guys n don't really go for looks, if any of us were to answer this it'd be paul but he's on cloud 9 right now - sent at 11:05 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: mm.. k. well for me, it's 1k for all of them. I'd ride each one like a damn pony. - sent at 11:06 am

(jessie wallace) candace flynn: just like I did your brother - sent at 11:07 am

(y/n l/n) royal cunt the third: bitch excuse you? - sent at 11:07 am

(jessie wallace) candace flynn: seen at 11:08 am

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