#volotheism

[vindictes]

" hmm, possibly. "

[destinybcnds]

@volotheism [ continued from here ]

Were it not for her morbid curiosity, she would not be here. However the rumblings of the merchant skulking about Coronet Highlands that passed through Jubilife Village concerned her. Volo's presence alone concerned her.

Even if she'd managed to stop his assault once, it had been by the skin of her teeth. And she was not looking to repeat that experience. Whatever he was looking for among the dilapidated architecture, she had no reason to trust that it was purely to sate his thirst for knowledge.

While she kept her physical distance from him, the mask acted as an emotional barrier more than anything, keeping her thoughts and feelings obscured from view. Behind it, she eyes him, and that Togekiss of his, cautiously. Its visage was beautiful, but she knew from experience not to underestimate it.

His question was met with a short derisive laugh, unable to hide the hint of bitterness in her tone.

"I'm afraid not. I did as They asked but unfortunately it wasn't enough to earn me a trip home." She could still remember standing atop Spear Pillar, alone, staring up at the sky longingly. Seeking a reward that would never come. Arceus dragged her to this time and place, stranding her here. She suspected that she would remain here to the end of her days... "I have no choice but to consider this home now."

"And you?" She was cutting to the heart of the matter, her reason for searching for him against her better judgement. "What are you looking for in these ruins?"

[crueliste]

" Boo! "

Standing behind him, he reaches in and grabs his arm with one hand, and steps forced next to Proton.

" I bet I startled you! Hello my friend! I've discovered the most wonderful thing! It is called escape room and I am delighted to try it with you! "

Volo doesn't give him time to answer before pulling him along.

" I am told people are meant to escape a room! What from, I don't know, but I found people, and a room, and now I will put YOU into it for them to escape. "

the half-eaten ice cream bar is left dangling from his mouth as his arm is grabbed along, a muffled 'huh?' given at the string of words accompanying the man's sudden appearance.

only after several steps, his dessert is discarded without thought, the weird guy once again managing to bring proton's thoughts to such a sudden halt that the tilt can barely keep up with the function of his own limbs.

" an escape– " he blinks once. and twice. suddenly, he brings the movement to a stop, grasping onto the collar of the man's coat, the look on his face telling he could have a full out-of-body experience any given second. " that is– the most thoughtful gift i've ever gotten. " / @volotheism

[exnusquam]

🧍

"Stop that."

"D'yall hear sumn`?"

Oh, great, the 'Ignore Volo' reflex still works-

[adcraball]

--SNARLS

[fairymint]

@volotheism

"Why are you looking at me in that tone of voice?"

[skullkxd]

Item: A limited edition spring flavor of Malasada. The spring break vacationers usually crowd the stands for this coveted flavor, but you managed to grab one before they all ran out.

VICTORY

Ree isn’t the biggest fan of Malasada, but the spring flavors are some of the best, at least in their opinion. It usually takes a lot of pushing and shoving and intimidating tourists to get to the store before they all sell out, but with their recent rising fame in Alola, one of the stores actually sent one of them to shady house! With a delivery man and everything! Nobody ever delivers stuff to Po Town!

It’s one of the new limited edition spring flavors. Ree’s mouth is nearly watering. These aren’t even in stock yet — it’s a preview for when the flavors are debuted in February.

and it’s just for them.

Ree bites into the pastry, and immediately the flavor hits. It’s delicious. The sweetness would probably be overwhelming for anyone else, but, well — ree has a particular craving for it. They lick at the cream at the corners of their mouth before tearing another chunk off.

You know, maybe they should start doing interviews, if it gets them stuff like this …

[mnstcrbnll]

snarl snarl bark bark grrrrr

[monterraverde]

He looks positively troubled by something-- something that needed to be handled immediately. And so he approaches the very first person that he crosses on the festival grounds, and speaks to them as if they were already great friends.

"You could tell me where the best dumpling cart is," Volo leans in and lifts a finger, and he says this with such confidence, anybody who heard him could believe themselves to be a connoisseur of festival food.

"if you can't, then, you're running short on luck."

Who the heck is THIS dude? Does she need to start wandering the festival grounds with a bodyguard? (Or just a really combat capable friend?)

He's invading personal space as if they've been friends forever, and she puts a hand up to sort of establish that personal boundary

"Sounds a bit like a threat... You're in luck, though, I do know of a good one." She nods, gesturing behind her with her thumb while the other hand tucked into her coat pocket. Whoever this was, he managed to sus out probably the biggest foodie at the festival. "Amazing Noodle cart right next to it, too, and Dango and mochi if you're looking for something sweet.... now I'm hungry just thinking about it."

[dreamdisk]

OMG BESTIE? BESTIE? BESTIE? BESTIE? BESTIE? B

[helpfulhellhounds]

“I missed you too.”

the witcher | s2e7, voloth meir

[image description: a digital painting of geralt and jaskier hugging, with jaskier’s face visible over geralt’s shoulder. the painting uses a warm, dark color palette with red tones. end ID.]

[aetherceuse]

I realize Lusamine is a pretty popular muse of mine, and I haven't written anything substantial on here for a while. That is due to burn out with her muse. However, there is a reason I've gotten burnt out on here, and that's something that I'll address when I figure out the best way to put it into words.

I guess you could declare this a semi-hiatus message for the time being. Find me on @chounaifu, @volotheism or @dokuekii!

[b33galaxy]

Posting some dauntly art finally,, teehee <33 this is the Voloth and the Lutamek, a shocking ram and fiery moth !!!

[crueliste]

Blink.

" Wall meat? "

<- Guy who just sort of appears.

he is not questioning the roaming capabilities of the time traveler in his office in the middle of the night. much the opposite, he puts a hand on his shoulder with an excessive nod. every sentence is emphasized with a move of a hand.

" it's meat. but you find it inside the wall. no idea how it gets there. then you can dry it to make dubious beef jerky. come on, i can show you and then we go to 7-eleven. " / @volotheism

[roughentumble]

if i were a showrunner i wouldve had that locked fucking down, not a single reference before it airs not a single sly comment nothing. the two options are 1) you are a redditbro who hates gay people and is enraged by the news of bisexual jaskier or 2) a non-homophobe book/game fan who obviously isnt going to like that it's Fucking Radovid Of All Fucking Goddamn People and will be enraged about it. even if you the writer somehow work goddamn miracles with your script(they wont, these writers suck), and do manage to make it emotional and stirring and worthwhile, everyone who hears about it BEFOREHAND is already going to have made up their mind about it because they heard the leak and assumed worst case scenario, because the last time you invented a storyline it was fucking voloth meir.

what is wrong with you. you are all fucking morons. oh my god. oh my GOD. take me back to s1 where it kind of sucked but had potential and i had hearts in my eyes cuz i cant do this shit much longer

[adcraball]

"HEYYYY BITCH. WELCOME"