#waiff

[grantscherubs]

𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝔂, 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓴 𝓪𝓽 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻 𝓫𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝔂

[abysswatchers420]

metroid prime was my gay awakening game bc i was attracted to samus the entire time since i was 10

[captin-azoth]

✨ Happy Escaping The Womb Day to my younger siblong! ✨

For their Birf I provide waiff

[thefloatingstone]

I also took way too many screenshots of mai waiff

[mrcourage616]

SKETCH REVIEW

WAIFU OC “XOEY”

tortol nek waiff Also find me on ~ twitter/MCourage616 https://deviantart.com/mrcourage616 https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/41524766 https://www.patreon.com/user?u=16719902

[paleconfidant]

Of all the shmancy coldfoils I could have, Im glad I have my favorite hero.... I mean *borat voice* Mah waiff

[leechs]

WAIFF

skeletal*

[katimcgrath]

It's not like I want to hold her hand! or go to the park... or watch her while she's brushing her hair.. (x)

[shepherds-of-haven]

trying to decide if blade is john mulaney or borat based on his usage of my wife

You know, I also thought about Borat’s “mah waiffe” when I was typing that, but I’m going to go with John Mulaney gdlfjgfdgd

[grantscherubs]

𝖔𝖍 𝖌𝖔𝖉 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖔𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖑𝖎𝖕𝖘, 𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖒𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 ✿

[agpicklefeet]

Hello yes I was looking at the dogs in the shelter I'm going to walk today and this handsome little devil is named Bungo. I love him. Chungo Bungo...

[cosmicgukk]

waiff-bott · cosmicgukk.

[mumu-berry]

Heyyy I love youuuu a ltotktkf ririiiiiighhttt noeeeeeee,,,,,,,

i love u too wife 

[mrcourage616]

SKETCH REVIEW

“MIUNA” OC WAIFF I finally shaded in another one.Also find me on:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/41524766 https://twitter.com/MCourage616 https://www.patreon.com/user?u=16719902 https://www.deviantart.com/mrcourage616

[plsingly]

Happy Birthday!! I hope you have a great one!!

((it’s over)) thank you sweet

[themightykaimonster]

More crybaby ranting

Hubband: You should get a hobby. It'll keep you busy and you'll feel productive.

Also Hubband: You're spending too much money [on hobbies]. We're broke now.

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Hubband: You ask me to do too much around the house.

Waiff: Show me how to use your power tools and let me use lumber without lecturing me on expense, and I'll do it myself.

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Waiff: I'm going outside to start yardworking. I'll probably poop first.

**an hour later, Waiff comes in for a water and AC break**

Hubband: Oh. I thought you were still in the bathroom.

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Note: I am grumpy. I took all the different kinds of pain killers to the max amounts I can and am still in pain, slept poorly, am rather nauseated, and no amount of water will hydrate me. Wah wah.