Looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll.... Thst could kill you.
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dni if you haven't injures yourself severely during masturating at least one time
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I want this as a stim toy so i can just roll my ass over it whenever i want
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wondering why my ankle is choosing violence then realizing oh. it's raining. there's a tropical storm. and an adverse yellow level alert. ahahahha
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We have snow ❄️ here. I know that’s not a lot compared to a lot of places but I had to walk to and from work (5 mile round trip) now I’m in so much pain I can’t sleep.
Backache, shoulder and neck ache, every time I move my hips scream at me. 😣 I know it’s cause I’m totally unfit and was probably super tense while walking cause I was afraid of slipping but seriously I’m gonna cry 😭 everything hurts.
I’ve taken some ibuprofen but it doesn’t seem to be working 😢 I just want to get comfortable and sleep 😴 😭
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I’ve been sleeping so much to speed up the recovery of my dislocated collarbone and now my sleep schedule is all wonked out
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my body hurts so much i wanna cry my legs are in so much pain
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good morning everyone I am so sore
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genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.
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my leg hurts so fucking bad
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it
Once upon a time
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my left hip is in so much pain :(
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