#walter white ass

[melancholiaenthroned]

UR JUST GONNA LEAVE HIM THERE?

[a-bloody-omen]

He was down bad tbfh…

[nesperus]

NOT ART but i did in fact get to meet these fuckers this weekend :o)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CA: i dont knoww wwhat you think ivve done 

CA: but if wwe wwere to battle ivve already wwon 

CA: ask fef, you dont wwanna face off against me 

CA: ill stuff you in a barrel and make a troll smoothie 

CA: your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody 

CA: alwways gettin savved by some rustblood booty 

CA: im a kingpin killin sea life in the middle of the sea 

CA: havvin dinner in the pool wwith the HIC 

CA: run you ovver wwith my seahorse (not a bee) 

CA: if you evver try to stop dualscar gettin paid, heres a hot dose 

CA: lemme wwatch you choke on the truth 

CA: you look up to me like im a pizza on the roof 

CA: cuz youre a loser, a failure to your wwhole entire creww 

CA: ivve seen tavvros nitram handle honey better than you

[litres-of-cocaine]

‘i am the one who knocks’ man you were shitting your pants while the human equivalent of a wet paper bag cried in front of the man he was about to murder

[kylejsugarman]

"walt was always one step ahead" walt's solution to the problem of his dea agent brother in law directing him to drive up to the laundromat housing his secret meth lab was to swerve directly into oncoming traffic and get into a car accident

[hoss-bonaventure]

image being a normal run of the mill drug dealer in albaquerque and suddenly your entire operation is fucked cause of a twink and bald guy who psychosexually cook meth together in their fuck shed

[bitchjesse]

Bro literally lets Jane die bc she was getting too close and causing too much harm to Jesse. in Walt’s mind she HAD to go, so when the chance was presented to him, he didn’t take action, he refused to help her, to SAVE her. instead remembering how she’s been ‘poisoning’ Jesse, Walt sensing that she was hurting and ‘manipulating’ him (lmao the irony) , and how she was becoming the thing that he cared about most over everything else. He was in love. To Walt, it wasn’t RIGHT, he couldn’t accept that. So when he had the chance to save Jane .. he didn’t. He just wanted Jesse back.

(I’m sorry this makes no sense I’m am just THINKING 👁️👁️ n making no sense)

[urban-swan]

Was a little late to the whole pride thing so I couldn’t really draw a pfp in time so have a Walter white one yo

Happy Pride besties <3

[pissbbyy]

i’ll never forgive myself for being a toddler when breaking bad was in its prime.

Walter White : “Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!”

my ass in a daycare thousands of miles away : my touys .

[xerith-42]

The ways in which the masses failed to understand Breaking Bad's most important messages might be my Roman Empire.

[agoodpairofsocks]

my boyfriends thoughts on Breaking Bad

[crimeronan]

Nova aita... My (30s[?] F but I look 20) soulmate (30s[?] they're questioning their gender and I don't want to be insensitive) says I'm too dramatic about their boundaries, and I don't want to say they're being sexist, but I don't really think they get what it's like for women [Read more]

FJSJDJEJFJDJJDJDSN. PLEASEEEE

nova's like 43 but would absolutely say she's in her 30s. (and looks 20.) nova being like "okay you can trans your gender but you still don't know how hard it is to be cis :/" is taking me OUT. baby your violence is so ungendered!!! i wrote you doing so many things men can also do!!! believe in yourself!!!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

i did not realize that eridan rap was originally from an epic rap battle of history .

-mod dave <- FORGOT about the walter white rap

[langernameohnebedeutung]

honestly, blaine being like "I wasting my life as a human!" is so funny. Like what, running orphan murder butchery was meaningful? Have you found your calling? biohazard zombie virus blackmail scheme was that so very eat, pray, love of you? are you going to write your memoirs now??

[hoss-bonaventure]

i love getting anonymous messages in my inbox about how i’m “misinterpreting” walt and jesse’s relationship when it’s literally written into the script how psychosexually attracted they are to one another. like i’m not pulling this shit outta my ass, fucking blame vince gilligan for paralleling jesse with skylar every opportunity he got