#wank adjacent???

[flowersintheimpala69]

Just saw someone on tiktok make a joke about Jensen being the first omega without actually knowing Jensen was the first omega so when someone commented “lol and Jared was the first alpha” op got mad at them and told them to fuck off with that wincest shit I’m crying

here are the scs btw:

mfs out here not knowing their own history,, insane,,

[thevioletcaptain]

i think my villain origin story will just be a ten minute long screenshot montage of people delivering increasingly bad takes based on surface level readings of meta-and-subtextual juggernaut supernatural

[deancasforcutie]

still chasing the high of that halcyon age where Supernatural was my healthy safe escape from the horrors of US politics, and then

[sticky-bros]

It's always “Wincesties DNI” and never, “Hey, Wincesties! It's been a while. You good? Still writing about those brothers having sex? Nice, nice.”

[inchidentally]

every day I’m grateful landoscar fandom can draw the line between fun rpf and reality and that we never attracted the rpf pipeline fans who fully flip reality on its head to … and I’m not joking … think that another driver wasn’t trying to win a race ?? he was trying to be on a podium with Lando ??

the absolute delulululuuuu of ppl choosing to not have heard Carlos’ pissed off radio and then repeating it in his post race that if he had Lando’s “luck” with the SC then he would’ve won it instead of Lando. he literally went “fuck, so he’s won it then” in an angry voice and later on doubling down on Lando’s “luck” with the SC and how if Carlos could’ve had that he’d have gladly taken the win for himself he didn’t gaf about being on the podium with his lil buddy he wanted to win instead of Lando and he said so

and that last year when Lando said he would like Carlos on the podium with him for his first race win he literally said “so I can look down on him for once” he didn’t give a shit about anything but finally beating everyone on that track including Carlos which he’s literally said as well repeatedly he’s literally said he has no friends when racing

like these are brotherly yes but still very competitive digs they’re getting in at each other they’re not even misconstrued as friendly shavdjdbejbd

which makes sense since they call each other brother and cabrón but howwww do you mistake any of that for them giving two fucks about their friendship when they’re both wanting to beat the other at all costs like yknow they should as racing drivers ???

ironic tho bc it was Max and Oscar who stipulated that the SC may have been a bit of a help but that “Lando still had the pace even after that” to win like it’s wild how rpf can make people ignore that Max hates being second and still stuck up for Lando and Oscar had had his entire race completely ruined and still made sure to immediately and repeatedly defend Lando against ppl thinking the SC car gifted him a win

again it’s in reality fully normal and fine that Carlos wanted the win and thinking he should have won and couldn’t stop himself saying that even immediately after praising Lando !! it’s just absolutely wild the mental gymnastics to try and see it any other way

and yea I’m so happy our fandom can appreciate the reality of Oscar and Lando as drivers and not desperately try to larry it into insane rpf fantasy. like. even landoscar fic doesn’t pretend that Oscar and Lando are out on the track at any point thinking gosh I’m gonna remotely lose my competitive edge that’s been honed since I was a child bc I looooooove that guy in the other car like we all fully accept that’s not believable even in fiction ajshsbdjsbd

[fandom-hoarder]

Jared haters: he's the worst actor, all he does is make faces

People without heller brainrot:

[nostalgia-tblr]

"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

Tbf I have my own "must reads" for fandoms but I don't think there should ever be ONE, you know? Like for wincest there are several that are seen as the iconic ones and while I think there's issues with anything like that inherently which I won't go into, I still subscribe to having my own little list. But the thing that I think places wincest uniquely within this phenomenon is that because there are several different common interpretations of them (and sooooo long of a timespan, both in canon and eras of the fandom itself) as opposed to ships where they get pigeonholed into one fanon narrative, there's different unspoken communities behind each. For instance, I've never read sure got a dirty mouth or the bright lights of disturbia, but I obsess over the ballad of the invisible boy and brothers (the fic). All of which are very popular but each have vastly different interpretations of samdean.

[sam-winchesters-gay-lover]

i might despise dstiel on a deep emotional level but i just wanna say im here for your sastiel girlies, im your number one ally

[monsterfuckermilligan]

i am not anti sam but i sometimes find myself hating sam because some samgirls are super into bio/gender essentialism whether or not they realize it. sam is a woman and dean is a man and sam is the victim and dean is his abuser like what show are you watching?

[writinginthesecrettrees]

honestly the WORST fucking thing is when a fic does a bait-and-switch.

When it pretends it's gonna be wincest or sastiel, but that's really just the physical and it's all about how emotionally it's really destiel.

Like.

My dude.

Please just TAG IT AS SUCH. Go ahead and throw the physical pairing on, but please please PLEASE add that it's mostly about unrequited destiel.

(i have also seen this bait-and-switch in RPF, where it pretended it was gonna be a j2 fic but was really about how in love Jensen and Misha were and LET ME TELL YOU the author did NOT appreciate commenters telling them "uh, you might want to add a tag onto this")

[shallowseeker]

There is one type of apologist I will freely admit to being and will likely always be.

That one character whose name comes with a blank check for past and future crime in perpetuity.

Rowena Macleod.

[thevioletcaptain]

"i've never actually watched this show, but i think--"

stop! zip ya lip. mind your business. move ON.

[deancasforcutie]

doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously and accepting both of them

[inchidentally]

just find it super interesting that carlos didn't go out to celebrate with lando, considering how monumental of a moment this is in lando's career...

honestly as someone who has been turned off the ship itself by ppl being out of their minds and way over-crossing certain lines etc, I will gladly say that Carlos not going out w Lando wasn't intended with ill will at all and is way more to do w how the two of them have naturally grown apart over the years. it's been happening since around 2020 anyway but it was always going to happen more since their only shared interests are F1 and golf and their mutual friends only consist of Carlos' team and other F1 drivers. their relationship is the same as Lando's w Daniel and George - they'll play padel/golf and go out to dinner and travel on the same jets occasionally during the season but Lando is very much still a carefree young man early in his career while the others are well into their long term relationships and more 'serious' phases of life and career. Oscar may seem like an old settled relationship guy but he's not really - the more a lot of us catch up on his F2 and F3 stuff it's clear he likes to have fun and isn't actually allergic to going out and he literally was already friends w guys in Lando's life. and Max V is rly the only driver where Lando has a lot of mutual interests and they specifically and consistently spend time together outside the season - bc while his relationship situation seems mature, Max off duty mostly sticks to gaming and going out w friends just like Lando.

so it makes sense that the guys who went out w Lando after his win were all closer to his age/lifestyle etc and that Max arranged the whole thing. (we'll hand-wave Pierre bc Kika has helped him de-age a little lol)

like, the lasting bond Carlos and Lando will always have was formed as that big brother/little brother dynamic when Lando desperately needed someone to help him out of his shell. Carlos had just gone through the same experience w Max so he was already prepared for a nervous barely-adult anxious creature clinging to him. and as we've seen, that bond between Carlos and Max is strong as well.

but it's why ppl honestly set themselves up for bitter disappointment pretending that Carlos and Lando are remotely like what Lando is with Max F or Carlos with his closest friends. Carlos will always burst w pride over Max's achievements and Lando's achievements but they're still younger guys and their friend groups and private lives only superficially overlap with his. and like... the Sainz family do love Lando yes, but they also love and make a lot out of the publicity that carland0 brings. literally in Miami Carlos and Caco clocking the Netflix guys and making a sudden beeline right next to them for McLaren hospitality to do a "heartfelt moment" w Andrea and John aslfgaljfg) the whole Sainz wedding thing was very sweet but again, if we're acknowledging the publicity aspect of it then a massive society wedding is the perfect place for that ! again, not saying it's all fake! there is a bond there! but the bond is uh definitely made to be bigger than it is when cameras are involved.

but yea tl;dr if ppl weren't insane and carland0 wasn't the corporate sponsored publicity department approved ship then no one would've felt it was a big deal that Carlos just stuck w a hug and posted a story and nothing else. no one would be inventing crazy theories that Carlos wanted to 'be on the podium with Lando' instead of how Carlos actually said he wanted to win the race himself ! and that Lando said he only wanted Carlos on the podium so he could finally look down on him and show him how it feels !! bc they've built their careers their entire lives and these guys aren't gonna throw any of it away just for grid buddies !!

so how Carlos has reacted to Lando's win fully suits the stage of their real non PR friendship as it is now. it's what he did for Max's first WDC too. and like the last time Carlos was at a club was w Rebecca last year and it wasn't somewhere single guys like Lando go to hook up saklfgsajfgl)

and tbh it's what always makes me a bit sad bc with the ship being so over the top and everyone wanting it to be this huge immense thing it means that reality never measures up and just seems like a big disappointment. where if ppl were like oh it's so sweet that these guys have this brotherly bond and still make time to catch up! then everything would actually be more enjoyable !!!

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(and it does crack me up that if Max looked like Carlos then it would knock carland0 completely out of existence w how much more 'content' there is between him and Lando slfgslajfgafas)

[fandom-hoarder]

https://www.tumblr.com/deansbisexualflannel/761196850237800448/i-adore-him-and-his-kindness-enough-said?source=share

Ahahaha oh yay, another rage bait poll istg 🙃 Thanks, I hate it.

Despite the fact that I don't know Jared personally and have never even met him in person, and further that I'm always preaching about how even actors' public personas are still a character they play for "us," I did of course vote "I love him" because he brings joy to my experience of fandom. I enjoy his commentary on Sam and the way he likes to tell a story when acting; his presence at a convention is always a treat; and fan stories about meeting Jared are always the sweetest.

I don't advise reading the comments, but I did and I'm like: I don't think you're mature enough to say you're wiser now, if your current feelings are hating Jared for something you think he said in the past. 🙄🙄

"Racist or otherwise problematic." Sure, Jan🙄

(WHERE are these racist comments? I've never seen them, but I've seen the accusation a shitton. Is it just another idiotic misunderstanding, like with his tattoos, or did something actually happen. 🤨 I KNOW that Jared has made mistakes, and also that he's owned his mistakes and tried to make amends, while also working on his mental health and mindfulness in general. I also know and accept that we are all imperfect human beings who are doing life for the first time, and what really matters is being willing to learn.)