#warning .. yaoi...

[pisstorymuseum]

dyou guys ever think about memory gun standoffs between them bc i dont

[reallemonmeat]

ummm speedingbullet doodle

a god blessed me with this concept prompt while i was falling asleep to a micro-nap of sniper saying "headshot" when giving scout a kiss on the head 😭

[mischievous-thunder]

Bonus:

[aripxtatonz]

" WOAH HEY! "

CW: blood!

This was very rushed so sorry if it looks really bad! but I've had a small silly idea in mind to make this with the audio :'3 also I added v1 in there because why not?!

[vita-divata]

More ship requests <3

[za-travvy]

" still praying, hopeless and in vain . "

insp. by @/carcharchin-rs's BUTCHER VANITY mv !! go watch !!!

cropped versions so quality doesnt die i think

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: Who's Phone Guy?

Ranboo: Phone Guy? I – hold on, give me a second.

Slimecicle: [Laughs] "Okay, checking the- checking the database."

Ranboo: Oh, a lot of yaoi here in the images tab, that's crazy.

Slimecicle: What is– what is yaoi? Is that like- is that like "yeowch"?

Ranboo: Oh, yaoi? No no no, yaoi– no, yaoi is not–

Slimecicle: When you stub your toe?

Ranboo: –a combination of "yeowch" and "owie."

Slimecicle: Yeowie!

Ranboo: No, it's not– [Laughs] It's not that, actually.

Slimecicle: That's what that is, right?

Ranboo: Yeah, it's just– it's usually just fanart of two guys kissing. That's usually what it is.

Slimecicle: Ok, wait– is phone guy- is Phone Guy kissing?

Ranboo: Phone Guy? Probably? I mean, look at– I want you to take a look at this. Hold on, lemme–

Slimecicle: Ok, so send me Phone Guy yaoi.

Ranboo: Yeah. Here, I got you, lemme– so there's some. Hold on, let me send you some more.

Slimecicle: What the fu–

[veggiemist]

How does one draw hand holding phone??

Hhhh...

This is so stupid

[motorghost]

anyone else get occasionally assaulted by thoughts of holmes and/or watson dying in sussex? like, maybe one day, when they are both very old, holmes wakes up to watson in his arms and he knows right away. he genuinely believed he would be the first to go. he steps downstairs and lights up a pipe. he stands there for a long time. he writes a few letters and sends them out. he walks around the house, observing everything. then he goes outside to sit near the bees. he listens to their soft humming and passes away in the sunshine.

or, one day, when they are both very old, watson comes back from the village to see holmes asleep in his chair. he knows right away. he genuinely believed he would be the first to go. he sobs and sobs and sobs. he writes letters by candlelight. then he writes more. he writes until he has nothing left to say. then he goes out and sits by the bees, who are all silent. he passes away under the moon.

[pignk]

Some yaoi sketches i found in my wip jar (man i love toxic yaoi)

[s4ndg3m]

i can fit so many relationship issues into these sad fucks it's insane. please ask me how i feel about their marriage (hcs of every factor leading to their divorce)

[reblogs > likes!!]

[aria-greenhoodie]

Have some meme redraws of the radioactive old man yaoi ft. my Human Bill design again‼️

Click for Quality!

[ilikemicrowaves]

can I pls have some more kaufmo x jax 🥺🙏

I forgot how to make actual ship art please take these crumbs

[mischievous-thunder]

Bonus:

[maslinych]

ownership

[chillentertainer]

read a fic on ao3 by Piersanti called 21 Syllables in which long story short (and spoiler alert) lawrence and benitez fall in love. then benitez becomes the pope and leaves lawrence behind. lawrence proceeds to crash out so hard that he catches pneumonia and is now quite literally on his deathbed.

piersanti you get it. you understand lawrence’s sheer dumbassery and martyr complex and deep self-loathing and half-baked suicidal ideation.

the man doesn’t eat, sleep, or even drink water, and then is surprised when he Almost Dies. like yes that is what all lawrences should be like. this is the only characterization of lawrence that i will accept from now on