#we ball… we ball………
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shalpilot · 11 months ago
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they rlly do hit you right out the literal gate with why don’t you let us see that handsome face of yours okay!!!!!
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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced
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orgasming-caterpillar · 2 years ago
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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caligmaera · 1 year ago
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cant stop thinking about this scene
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i-am-totally-not-a-lizard · 2 years ago
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One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.
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mariorsomething · 7 months ago
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Oh yes, you'll be buried with it
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claypigeonpottery · 1 year ago
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my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason
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urmumhaha · 1 year ago
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I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever
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akanemnon · 1 month ago
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Bad time for custody battles
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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rexhaimer · 29 days ago
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nowhere left to run
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such-a-daydreamer · 3 months ago
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Based on a real thing that happened to me and my sister (me as Stan and my sis as Ford)
She had held my foot up for a while trying really hard to pull me up thinking it was my arm, we laughed about it almost instantly after but it was still scary.
Be beach careful people! Waves can easily pin you against the sand if you don't dive at the right time.
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aerequets · 3 months ago
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top 10 tropes of all time
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okjii · 4 months ago
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“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.
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siriusdraws · 4 months ago
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"just need to find a place for his heart-shaped scythe" i lied
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sporesigil · 4 months ago
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weird tea you got there martin
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