#we have McDonald's at home

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Super Effective!: Morningstars vs Vaggie

Lucifer: Vaggie?

Vaggie: Yes, Lucifer?

Lucifer: (Morningstar Puppy Eyes) Can we have McBurger Queen for dinner?

Vaggie: What did Charlie say?

Lucifer: To ask you.

Vaggie: We have food here.

Lucifer: You leave me no choice. CHARLIEZARD!!! USE BABY DOLL EYES!!!

Vaggie: Wait, what?

Charlie: RAWR!!! (jumps out from behind the door wearing a charmander onesie) Lucifetch'd, use Charm!

Lucifer: (transforms his clothes into a farfetched onesie) Ha-HA!

Vaggie: Farfetch'd doesn't know "Charm"!!!

Charlie & Lucifer: (double damage, Morningstar Puppy Eyes)

Vaggie: (overpowered by the adorable double team) AGH!!! Fine! We can have McBurger Queen!

Charlie & Lucifer: (jump up and down in a circle while holding hands) Yay!

Razzle: (bursts in wearing a unicorn onesie) Baaaa!

Charlie: All good, Razzle! We don't need you to use Razzling Gleam. Vaggie said yes!

Razzle: (throws his hooves into the air excitedly) BAAAAAA!!!

[hyprfxatn]

Yes, boss lady, I will go out to dinner with you guys for team bonding

*looks up the menu*

$480 for 2oz of wine seems wildly overpriced

$225 for a 5oz Wagyu Striploin and $178 for a 46oz tomahawk

I may have forgotten I work for this excessively rich old money family . . . At least I'm not going to be 100% floored this time when I see the menu. Bright side is I'm not buying so imma eat my heart out

[touchlikethesun]

i love that wei wuxian is literally the dad with a car full of kiddos chanting for mcdonald's that pulls into the drive-thru to raucous cheers only to order a single black coffee for himself

and lan wangji is the dad that makes him turn the car back around and gets everyone a happy meal while wei wuxian giggles to himself bc he's already had his fun teasing it's fine

[tiiramisu-cake]

Hannibal who spent 2 hours in the kitchen trying to prepare Will's favourite hamburger recipe.

Will: hmm... this is almost as good as Wendy's

Hannibal: *serious eye twitching*

[bluesylveon2]

EN server: We want Malleus’ Dorm Uniform card!

TWST: Say no more

[departmentq]

[bonefall]

Anything planned for Whitetail? She’s bland in canon but I do love her

BB!Whitetail is so... I want to study her.

To begin with, she was an apprentice during the WindClan Massacre.

(Her mentor was not Onewhisker btw, he was too young)

She had two siblings, Graypaw and Blackpaw.

Graypaw was killed that night. Their mother, Sorrelcharm, probably also died.

Suddenly being thrust from her home and losing half of her family messed with her. Obviously. Who wouldn't feel this way

She has a perpetual sense of waiting for the "other shoe to drop." Like no home is truly safe, and it's a matter of time before the next big move.

Unfortunately... she's not totally wrong. Blackfur was either killed by TigerClan or a mine collapse. They were forced onto the Great Journey. Mudclaw's Civil War resulted in a raging inferno across the moor. Whitetail gets commended for how reliable and even-headed she is in the face of disaster, but it's because her mind is expecting the worst case scenario ALL the time.

Her personality is intense and orderly, only kept back by the fact she's a hopeless romantic.

PROFOUND sense of whimsy. She gives off a chilling air of seriousness, which stops people from discovering that she can be a real mush.

(Girlie galloping through the moor who whips off-course, as if she caught a glimpse of prey in her eye, only to have taken a short detour to crash through a puffy dandelion.)

When they all got to the lake, she had a brief fling with Onestar. She liked a lot about him-- his new status, yes, but also that when they were together they were just having fun. It was easy.

But... he didn't want it to continue romantically. He turned cold one day when the subject of kits came up.

They broke the unofficial relationship off unofficially, but a short while later he spoke to her again to arrange an honor siring.

He wanted to raise his kittens alone. Whitetail was willing to help him do that, as long as it could be known that she sired them. And that if the kittens wanted to know her-- they could do so.

But still, she didn't understand why he'd turned so suddenly. Not until much, much later.

But before then, she ended up developing an unlikely bond with Brushblaze.

Probably because they'd both been turned down by Onestar, funny enough. They were talking smack one day about failed relationships and it kinda clicked.

Whitetail: "Like idk, was it something I said? Am I the problem"

Brushblaze: "no, you're fine. He's the problem."

Voted WindClan's Most Intimidating Couple, between Whitetail's aura and Brushblaze's resting bitchface

They have two kittens together; Smokehaze and Galerunner. Around the time of their birth, Heathertail decided she wanted to take Whitetail up on the offer that had existed since she was born.

Brushblaze was a personal friend of hers for a long time, she wanted to know Whitetail, and she would like to experience what it's like to be a sister.

Sadly, Brushblaze didn't live to see his kittens become warriors, but Whitetail did.

Whitetail's BIGGEST personal failure interpersonally was, sadly, Breezepaw.

They were an awful match. Every wreckless action he took would badly set off her anxiety, which expressed as her snapping at him.

No matter how hard she tried to have patience with him, or how many times she scolded him to be more careful, it never ever worked.

On his end, the more visibly upset Whitetail became with him, the worse it made his fear of rejection. He was driven to do more and more dangerous acts to prove himself, which only served to make his mentor worse.

But ultimately, Whitetail was the mentor in this situation. She really tried, but she failed him as a teacher. They don't have the close bond that most apprentice/mentor relationships do, and Breezepelt only got lonelier.

For a while, Breeze felt like Brushblaze was "against him" for falling for his terrible mentor. It made it easy to reject his friend's advice when he said stuff like, "don't join the strange cult in the woods" and "this darktail bloke's a bit funny"

I think Whitetail has come a long way and is a much wiser person now than she was while she was Breezepelt's mentor... but.

She's cordial and accepting of Breezepelt now because it's what Brushblaze would have wanted. She doesn't trust him.

In fact she feels right about this. In her mind;

"Breezepelt needs to feel like part of the Clan, it's what Brushblaze would have wanted. Everyone deserves to feel safe, and more than that, this is the best way to neutralize him. When he's making soup and raising kittens, he's not hurting anyone... but he's had more chances than anyone here. Yeah I was harsh on him when he was a child, but he's made plenty of bad choices as an adult. I'm not being cruel or holding a grudge to keep him at a distance from Galepaw and Smokepaw... I'm being realistic. Brushblaze died to rescue him. I'm not going to lose more family to be nice."

This hurts Breezepelt... but it's fair. He tries not to think about it too much. He's learned the hard way that the people who will never like you anyway matter MUCH less than the people who love you.

I also don't really see a need to kill Whitetail off yet, because she makes a really good elder imo. She's practical but still likes to have fun, and is capable of giving really good analysis.

[james-p-sullivan]

when i got to the airport @blackstarchanx3new was waiting for me with a rose 😭

[cutiequisitor]

[etchif]

Getting kind of emotional over my dog rn

[mothlingsworld]

I told him we have food at home

Nightly routine:

-Change from armor to undergarments.

-Initiate small talk with every single living being in camp.

-Remind Gale that we are friends.

-Expose neck for your local semi-friendly sassy blood sucker.

[sesamestreep]

i’m not allowed to buy and play hades 2 yet because of an arbitrary rule I made for myself that is kind of silly, but is also protecting my wallet (and my productivity too probably) but what I didn’t consider when I came up with the rule that’s stopping me from buying and playing hades 2 is that I’d be having a really hard time in general but also today specifically and that the only cure would be for me to buy and play hades 2, do you see my dilemma?

[handageddon]

what are you on about with talking in ths tags abt sympathizing w that person saying they dont need to learn anything abt africa...

Because it's sad that they're so mentally ill that they can't even like giraffes. "Giraffes are cool" - One Piece

[curtailedwhale]

I want Raising Canes but they have no delivery options... :(

[jazzy-a]

I noticed the fandom was missing one of these so.... [slides this under the door]

[sing-you-fools]

took my 7yo to the outlet mall for some back to school shopping yesterday, which means i also took me to the outlet mall yesterday. held up a shirt i loved to see what she thought, because she's less bored when i ask for her input.

"you have a shirt just like that at home," she tells me.

fuckin' hell. alright thanks a lot mom but that one has long sleeves and actually the pattern is completely different they're just similar color schemes and also it's my credit card so i'm getting it okay?!!!!