#weather report headcannons

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kinklist | Weather Report

He's definitely into size kink,he loves how small is your body to him and also want to hold your small body

He also like oral,he'll receive first and after that he's the one who's giving next.

I would say he's into cockwarming too,he just wanted to be inside of you so bad

He does love rough sex when you told him to be rough,but if you told him to stop he would slowly become gentle but if it's too late then there's no way to stop him until he fills you

He would like giving bitemarks or hickeys in your neck or the top of your breast

He's does not like dirty talk but however he does like hearing you whimpers or moan for him

If you told him you're into breathe playing,he wouldn't mind but if you don't then he wouldn't force you to

Lasty,he likes to give you a sloppy kiss while he's thrusting you and fingering your clit

[peapodsinspace]

Hiiii :3

do you have any jojo headcanons?? It can be for any character :]

oooh absolutely!!! I’ve never made a post about my head cannons before!!!

These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head!! And a lot of my head cannons are like, au specific anyway hehe

Also a lot of these will be post cannon :]

-Diamond is Unbreakable-

-jotaro taught josuke and okuyasu how to do eyeliner

-tomoko listens to Britney Spears when she cleans her house

-tonio sends okuyasu “left over” (freshly cooked, made expressly for this purpose) meals a few times a week

-koichi’s mom invites Rohan over for dinner fairly often (he accepts occasionally)

-Golden Wind-

-narancia’s favorite thing to do is listen to music with his friends and just chill

-he has playlist for all of them

-he likes to sit upside down in chairs (supposedly helps him focus ((he just does it because he can)))

-nara ikes to have other people read to him because he’s better at remembering it that way (usually fugo reads to him)

-giorno isn’t super good at video games, but he gets very serious and into them regardless

-fugo and trish used to not get along very well, but now they just bicker at each other for fun

-they read crappy YA novels together!!!!

-fugo has a copy of divergent he added commentary in the margins of, and long rants at the end of the book (he stuck extra paper in)

-he did this to try and get mista to read divergent (it worked ((mista hated it)))

-that copy was passed around the whole group so it has a bunch of notes from everyone

-fugo keeps all his books in stacks and low bookshelves because he dislikes the way ceiling-high bookshelves loom over him

-fugo genuinely had it out for abbachio when he first joined Bruno’s gang, to the point that he would try and get him in trouble with bruno for no reason

-abbachio lets Trish do his makeup sometimes

-abbachio will sleep in all day, and if he’s ever up early it’s because he never went to bed at all

-Stone ocean-

-weather and anasui will usually try and get extra breakfast (or save some of theirs) to give to emporio

-emporio likes FNAF

-he makes his friends play horror games with him (jolyne and anasui mostly, because jolyne is good at them, and anasui screams like a little girl)

-Steel Ball Run-

-diego is effected by cold and heat more since he developed his stand

-he occasionally gets the extreme urge to chew on something (or more specifically to eat a rock), however save the times he is fully in his dinosaur form or close to it, his teeth aren’t strong enough to eat them :[

-which is why his gloves have many pinprick holes in them from where he chews on the extra fabric around his fingers

-diego is a total nerd about anything animal related and will happily info dump at any opportunity, but somehow still be prissy about it

-gyro is consistently baffled by at least half of the phrases that Johnny says, because he doesn’t know what they mean

-gyro saws some serious logs in his sleep (he snores very loudly)

-he has a journal he’s really secretive about

-one time Johnny read the journal and it was just dumb joke ideas and a really weird bucket list

[kirbykonka]

Stone Ocean things I would have liked to see, as a Floridian:

—forgetting that it’s winter because it’s literally 70 degrees. 80 degrees on Christmas isn’t uncommon but it is disappointing every time it happens

—blaming deaths on not just alligators, but also pythons (works well around the Everglades)

—the fashion sense of the characters actually isn’t that far off

—they must say “y’all”

—unless it’s in South FL you’ll be seen as a traitor

—walking outside in summer and being hit with a miasma of mosquitos and heat and moisture that will make you feel like you’re being eaten alive (because you are being eaten alive)

—hitting someone with your car is so easy with wet roads

—FL judicial system is on fleek and after all the crazy shit people do lawyers are so done with us

—strip malls. No one goes there except middle aged mothers shopping for shoes or perfume.

—The real teenage hangout place is Walmart. I am not joking. I have been there many times after school and on weekends and every single time we’d go there were other kids our age.

—we don’t even buy anything most times we just walk around

—everyone is poor af unless you’re south (Miami and the Keys)

—in Miami/Tampa/Jax or any big city people also won’t go to strip malls because there’s a 50/50 on whether or not they get shot up

—we hunt pythons seasonally since they are invasive, you can win prizes for this. I feel like Jolyne and Ermes would enjoy that hobby

—four-wheeling. More of a southern USA thing as a whole, but there are miles of open tracks to take your ATV out to. Very fun with friends where you can race and see who DOESNT stall their four wheeler in a lake

—snakes in the backyard, they’re EVERYWHERE. Could have been so easy for them to chase an albino Burmese python thinking it was White Snake 😭

—toads coming out at the beginning of spring and making every little kid so happy that they have prey again, Emporio is def a frog hunter

—when the toads are hibernating we go after lizards instead, Emporio again is def a lizard hunter

—the monkeys loose in the woods. I’ll let you research that on your own.

—thrift stores are full of winter clothing because of all the northerners who migrate down here, Weather Report must have gotten only those 💀

—you’ll know a prison is nearby because there will be a road sign saying “don’t stop for hitchhikers”

—There is no such thing as a clean beach

—marshland is more common than dirt

—“dirt” here is basically just sand there are zero minerals in it so it’s hella hard to farm

—DUST. EVERYWHERE. BUT ITS ALSO SO HOT YOULL DIE. BUT ITS ALSO WET SO YOULL MELT.

—humidity is constantly over 80%, that means you’re going to sweat no matter what you do

—and for last, the Florida man “memes” aren’t memes at all. That’s actually what people are like here. We have had kids expelled for slashing tires, we have had people arrested for driving gaming chairs, we have had snakes eat people whole.

Florida is literally hell itself.

And we are all so proud to be here.

This has been my Floridian PSA, thank you for reading 🥰

[corporatefrog]

╭₊˚ ๑︰REQUEST: Having a sleepover with Superhero!Stan, Kyle, and Kenny when Professor Chaos attacks South Park!

✧.* tags: college au, neighbors, superhero au

✧.* Characters: stan marsh, kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, butters scotch

a/n: i didn't know how to introduce or end this piece so i made it a mix of headcannons/oneshot! do you guys prefer reading one over the other? i lowkey think a miraculous au with the superheros would be SO COOL

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living in the same apartment building means it's super easy to have SLEEPOVERS!! 

Butters usually joins you, but he said he was feeling under the weather today :(

just dance is a MUST 

Kyle and Kenny get really into it 

Stan definitely is the type just to move his arm 

"why are you guys doing the legs too, it only tracks the remote"

"it tracks you SPIRIT too Stan that's why you're fucking losing"

"you're literally in last place Kenny"

the night always ends with a funny or scary movie 

but tonight when you're setting up, a notification interrupts you 

Four phone's simultaneously erupt in the iconic bird tweet, screens around the room lighting up with the same words: 

ALERT: Villain activity has been spotted in the park! Unknown plants with spiked teeth have sprouted from the ground and have begun eating local teens. 

I went to grab my phone, squinting to see the words from the bright screen in the dark room.

"Dude, what the fuck-"

"I HAVE TO GO WATER MY PLANTS!" Kenny suddenly shouted, running out the door before any of us had a chance to react. 

I turned to look at Kyle but he'd already gotten up from the couch and was lacing up his shoes. 

He looked up and met my gaze, giving an apologetic smile before standing, "Sorry, yn, I just remembered I've got a paper due tomorrow and I've got to finish a few paragraphs still." He explained, rushing out the door in a similar style to Kenny. 

But Kyle finishes his papers a week before theyre due. why would he still need to write a few paragraphs?

"Do you know what's up with them?" I asked, turning to the kitchen where Stan was making popcorn. Well, was as in past tense. By the time I turned to the kitchen, Stan was gone with a bowl of popcorn sitting on the counter. 

Hearing the doorknob turn, I whipped my head around to see Stan halfway out the door. 

He paused with one foot out when he noticed my eyes on him.

"uh…" he trailed off, searching for the words for his reason, "We'll do this tomorrow! bye yn!" and with that, Stan Marsh shut the door and I was sitting alone in my apartment. 

What the fuck just happened?

Without anything else to do, I decided to put on my shoes as well and investigate what was happening in the park. I had a youtube channel to run, after all. And who knows, maybe I'll get some good superhero shots tonight!

Halfway to the park, my wish comes true. Through the sky, a blur of color speeds through the air. 

That’s got to be Human Kite!

I pull out my phone and aim it towards the sky, zooming in on his face as he looks down. Through the screen, I can see his eyes widen as his mouth moves in words I can’t hear. Suddenly, he’s nose diving towards the ground. I worry he’s going to crash but he pulled up at the last second and lands on his feet. 

"You really shouldn't be in this area, we don't know how far the plant problem has spread." He holds up a hand to block your camera as he speaks to you. Human Kite always was more camera shy than the others. It was rare that you got a good shot of him during your on-site reporting. 

God damnit, Kite, I’m trying to speak for the people here!

"That's exactly why I need to be here! how else are the people of south park going to know the true events!" You refute, moving the camera above his hand to refocus my frame. 

Down the street, a plant burst through the concrete, purple and green spotted head screaming at an ear piercing volume. The head lunged at a teen trying to escape on their bike, cutting off their cries of terror with a single chomp. 

“See that! That’s the type of truth the people of South Park need to see!” I exclaimed, leaning to the right to zoom in on the plant happily crunching on the teen as muffled cries of “oh god!” and “Why, Jesus! WHY!” echoed down the street. 

Human Kite stepped to the right, blocking my frame, “I’m serious, this area is extremely dangerous. You need to get as far away as-” The jaws of a mutant plant closed around him before the sentence could finish. I scrambled away from the plant, clutching my phone close to my heart in case it attempted to beat out of my chest. 

“NO!” A shout sounded from behind me. I spun with my camera to catch Toolshed rushing down the street with a weed wacker in hand. 

“KY- I MEAN KITE, HUMAN KITE!” He stuttered, likely due to the stress of watching your partner in crime fighting be eaten by a giant piranha plant. It was at this point he noticed you standing there, camera still held up to catch his expression shift. 

“Uh- Civilian! You need to get back!” He said, holding out an arm between me and the plant to push me back. I lifted my arms to keep my shot clear. 

“No, no, it’s alright! I’m just here to film this for the town! I’ll just be back here, this camera has a great zoom.” I flashed the snazzy camera setup in his direction before refocusing on the plant that ate Kite. 

Toolshed opened his mouth to protest but before he could, Professor Chaos emerged from behind the plant, maniacally cackling with arms outstretched as if to bask in his own villainous glory. 

Wow, this is a great shot. The people are going to love this. 

I focused my camera on the villain as he began to speak. 

“That’s right! I’ve captured the Human Kite within my carnivorous plants! And soon you will all be-” Chaos stopped his monologue as our eyes met. The devious smile shifted to a wide grin as he waved a tinfoil wrapped hand, “oh hey yn!” 

I gave a quick wave back, “Hey Chaos!” 

“Chaos? Oh yeah, CHAOS!” Professor Chaos snapped back into action, strutting around the plant which held the Human Kite as if it were the prize pig at the fair. 

“This is some of my best work yet! Months of experimenting have allowed me to develop the perfect containment for you stupid heroes! And soon, you’ll all be nothing but plant food!” 

A flash of darkness crossed my vision to my left. 

“You’ll never get away with this, Chaos.” Mysterion crouched atop a boulder, deep voice reverberating through the air. 

Holy shit it’s Mysterion! The viewers are going to love this!

The statement only made Professor Chaos laugh, “Never get away with this? But I already have! Half of the town is being digested in my plants of chaos and the other half is soon to follow!”

God damn, this is good. I can’t wait to tell the guys about this!

After professor chaos is defeated (like always), Mysterion leads to back to your apartment, chastising you for getting in the middle of another hero/villain altercation

At this point, you know the whole script he goes through about how “it’s really not safe” and “you can’t just run into a fight between superhumans” 

And you nod and say you’ll never do it again

But you totally will

The next day, you tell the guys all about it

But they all seem super tired for some reason

You asked Kyle what paper he had to write so suddenly and he responded that he wrote a philosophy paper’s due date wrong in his phone and only noticed when the Call Girl notification went out

Seems a little sketchy but okay

At the end of the day, they’re your friends and you love them

You all make plans to redo your sleepover that weekend! And Butters is able to come this time since he’s feeling better! 

[mads-nixon]

Nix When He's Sick Headcannons

Lewis Nixon x Wife!Reader

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A/N: I'm really getting into headcannons now lol! this is about the fictional portrayal of easy company on the show. nothing but love and respect for veterans on this blog!

When you're sick:

In mid-September when the weather in New Jersey does it's cold one day and then warm the next. Needless to say, you get sick pretty easily.

When you can't get out of bed because your head is killing you, he'd close the curtains, go get you your favorite tea, and bring some painkillers for you.

He'd call out of work with no hesitation (perks of being the owner's son) and spend the day taking care of you.

You ask for a cold compress? You got it.

When your fever and congestion start, he'll gently place a hand on your forehead to check your temperature before covering you blanket after blanket until you're warm.

Literally becomes a mother hen: "Are you warm enough?" "Need anything?" "Do you want me to..."

He makes sure you're drinking fluids... "Here, drink this," he mutters after helping you sit upright and holding a bottle of water to your lips. (could you do it yourself? of course, but you knew he wanted to take care of you, so you let him.)

Dotes on you for everything. (he couldn't care less about himself, but when you're sick, he goes into a caretaker mode that always warms your heart, no matter how bad you're feeling.)

When you're struggling to fall asleep because you feel like death, he'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear as you try to sleep. (he also runs his fingers through your hair like the angel he is)

He stays out of work for however long it takes for you to feel better again.

It's all he can do not to kiss you when you're sick:

"Can I have a kiss?" he asks.

"You'll get sick if you kiss me."

"That's okay," Lew shrugs. "I'll survive."

Then two days later...the sniffles start.

When he's sick:

I feel like Nix would act one of two ways: he'd either continue on like everything was fine (even if he's dying, leading you to drag him back to bed) or completely stay in bed wanting to be taken care of...there is no in-between.

Let's say he chose the first option:

The first thing you notice is his snores...Lew doesn't snore, so you know something's up right there. Then the next morning, when he gets up for work, you see his eyes have a sort of gloss over them (not from sleep either. even though he's a freaking deeeeeep sleeper)

You immediately ask him what's wrong, and he just brushes it off (cause he's a tough man, ya know? (affectionate eye roll)) He goes to work that day, and when he comes back, he's a hundred times worse.

He tries to go into his home office and work on some reports for the Nitration Works, but you don't hear the typewriter much over the sound of his coughs, sniffles, and sneezes.

You can't take it anymore and walk into his office to tell him to go to bed, but he's got his head in his hands, leaning on the tissue-covered desk with his elbows. You can see his red nose poking out and it tugs at your heart.

"Sweetheart, I know you're sick. Please come rest."

He sits up and you can see the exhaustion on his face. Going to say something, you cut him off...

"If I have to haul your sorry tail to bed just so you can get some rest, I will." (you knew he was going to come up with some excuse to keep working, so you shut it down before it could even start)

He's reluctant to stop working, but the second he gets comfortable and you've covered him with blankets, he falls straight asleep.

He doesn't wake up until much later, and you've already prepared his favorite soup and everything.

Seeing Lew so low breaks your heart, so you do everything in your power to help him feel better. You do, however, tease him about his bright red nose and kiss it when he starts to childishly pout (it's the cutest thing ever).

You don't want to leave him alone (because there's no telling what he'd do without you watching him), so you call Dick and ask if he can bring you some cough syrup for Lew.

He does, and the second you hold the spoon up to Nix's lips, he groans, his face grimacing.

"Stop whining and take the medicine, Lew." you laugh, helping him sit up.

"It's disgusting."

"I know, hon, but it'll make you feel better."

Loves being doted on, but will NEVER ADMIT IT.

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Masterlist 2.0

Klaus, cut the bullshit (tua) (closed)

Sandman (closed)

House of the dragon (closed)

Stranger things (closed)

Marvel:

Werewolf by night (closed)

Druig (eternals) 1 2 3

Disastrous life of saiki k

Saiki kusuo 1 2 3 4 5

Is this stalking? Potentially/hypothetically from a certain standpoint, yes. Yet it is. (Requested)

The legend of vox machina (closed)

Percival de rolo 1 2 3 4

Vox machina 1 2 3 4 5

Deadweight

Deadweight pt 2

Deadweight pt3

Deadweight pt4

Deadweight pt5

Deadweight pt6

Deadweight pt7

Deadweight pt 8

Comfort after disaster

How vox machina dealt with reader coming back from the dead (revival) (requested)

Prompt 29: actions that make them happy (requested)

Vax’ildan

Vax’s gn s/o takes a bit for him and Pike heals them (requested) (tw; blood, gore, Achilles heel slashing, throat slitting, a whole ass gash taking up reader’s torso.)

Jjba

Anasui

Weather report

Castlevania (closed)

Alucard tepes 1 2

Dracula 1 2 3

Trevor Belmont 1 2

Wednesday (closed.)

Wednesday Addams 1

Like a date date? (Requested)

Make a move (requested)

Part 2 (requested)

Part 3 (requested)

Sucker for the baked goods (requested)

Black dahlia lovers (requested)

Part 2 (requested)

Black cat and golden retriever (requested)

Truths and lies (requested) angst/happy ending. Tw: blood, hurt, gashes.

The day Wednesday Addams understood what sound a shattered heart makes. (Requested) angst/ one sided love

Part 2; it takes two to mend a shattered heart (Requested)

Change of heart (requested)

Wednesday missing reader (not click bait) (requested)

Someone’s (Enid) is a little butt hurt (requested)

Alive (requested)

Companion of darkness (platonic Wednesday imagine request)

A nightshade always protects (requested)

Precognitions aren’t to be taken seriously when processed without the necessary context aka Wednesday learns how to cry (requested)

Mad dog of Nevermore (requested)

1068 days isn’t nearly a long enough time to keep me from you. (Requested)

Dragon of Nevermore (requested)

Rich reader spoils enid and Wednesday (requested)

The king of curses (requested)

Chaos witch (requested)

Chaos witch pt 2 (requested)

Chaos witch part 3 (requested)

Enid Sinclair 1

Liking you romantically (requested)

Sucker for the baked goods (requested)

Tomorrow’s another day (requested)

Because we work (requested)

Rich reader spoils enid and Wednesday (requested)

Xavier Thorpe

Hypothetically

Sucker for the baked goods (requested)

Finger friends (requested)

Xavier and Ajax’s no good, very bad day (requested)

Ear piercings are a bitch to heal. (Requested)

Xavier and reader’s children go to Nevermore (Requested)

Our rivalry became more because of a misdemeanour. (Requested)

Sketch your way into my heart (Requested)

Nasty bitch goblin mother fucker (requested) (may/may not include unrealistic selections of the usage/effects of marijuana otherwise known as weed)

AIB (alice in borderlands)

Chishiya

See you on the other side

On the other side (part 2 to fic above) (requested)

Name a star after me

Final Fantasy 7

Sephiroth

Cuddling headcannons (requested)

Trigun stampede

Vash the stampede

Some Vash stuff

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Reader flusters Nicholas (requested)

Lockwood and Co

Fic page here.

Shazam

Fic list here

Resident evil 4 remake

Fic list here

Spider-man: across the Spiderverse

Fic list here

Mortal Kombat 1

Fic list here

[rayno-minior]

what follows are *my* personal headcannons of Dove, and their backstory.

fair content/trigger warning: small mentions of blood, mild hinted brain damage/brain aneurysm(?)

Well, I had the idea that my Dove's parents were a weather forecaster and a journalist. They're both unattuned but they do know about this aspect of the world. So when they found out about Dove being an attuned of the clairvoyant variety, they're parents funded a lot of money and time for Dove to hone their sorcery, to be used for a food purpose.

Dove would still have been very young when it started, maybe about 7 or 8, but they had a good enough grasp on their visions to decipher when they happen. Things would start when their weather forecaster parent would ask Dove if they could take a peak into what the future weather report was going to look like. It would start seeing clear skies, light showers of rain, strong winds, etc. And it all was pretty accurate from the time frame.

But one day Dove would be seeing a big flood was coming for their town in about two weeks. And it happened, destroyed half of the town but the population was save thanks to the warning of Dove's vision.

Which would've been celebratory but their journalist parent became very high on the admiration of their family, their child saving the town and being able to write about it. They would start to push Dove to specifically watch for bad visions. Which was a very stressful time for the poor Dove. Eventually the stress got so bad, they were getting constant streams of unfortunate future events, it would actually have them bed-ridden because migraine, hyperventilation and intense shivering.

When they pushed beyond their breaking point, they had a blood vessel in their brain burst and spit blood, from the stress of being pushed to see the worst of the future. It had them hospitalized for a while (it could've been between days and a month). Both their parents were distraught at the development, it definitely knocked the journalist parent out of the clouds and grounded them immensely. They never asked Dove to look into the future after that, they didn't want their child suffering under it again.

After that event, and the damage on their brain that still needed to heal, Dove's vision became very fuzzy, muddled, and unclear. The rare clear visions would be very fractured and out of order, there was no saying which of them would happen first, if at all. So they wouldn't even be able to use their sorcery for their parents, even if they wanted to.

With that their outlook on the future, their future felt very cold, empty and numb. As a way to cope with it they'd develop the shameless confidence we see in the audios.

It was when meeting Cyril that their visions started become brighter again. Still fractured and out of order, but brighter, lighter. Which is why they would become his personal terror, to be with the person that is quite literally, the light at their tunnel.

phew. I had fun writing this out. I hope the bit of angst wasn't heavy on the stomach.

Please remember this is just my personal headcannon of Dove's upbringing. Our different iterations of Dove can exist together 🙏 feel free to share if you want to

[lestrangedartiste-blog]

Here's some Jojo fanart cause even after reading Stone Ocean 10 damn times, knowing full well how it's gonna end, I teared up, curled into a ball, and painted this.

My headcannon of Weather Report following Emporio to the new world gives me some comfort, though.

[peapodsinspace]

A JJBA Headcannon:

Weather Report could've chosen to turn whoever looked at those rainbows into any creature he wanted to, but he had a hyperfixation on snails.

A Valid hyperfixation, snails can be pretty cool, and they like strawberries.

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Thanks for the ask!! And that’s a really cool head cannon :] !!! O had trouble capturing weather’s likeness in this unfortunately- (traditional drawing moment though!!!) regardless, I hope you like the doodles!!!!

+ emporio because he is my little brother, he is my SON, and my best friend (i love him sooooo much I need to draw him more)

Enjoyy

[tamagoneko]

🌈☁️

[the-salem-devil]

BUCKY BARNES X WITCH!READER [HEADCANNONS]  

-Him being confused but supportive.

-He loves to just watch you in your element, whether it be burning a rosemary/sage bundle, doing a jar spell, cooking a magick meal or even just sweeping negative energy out.

-It doesn’t matter if you practise it or not but he will death glare anyone doing closed practises from community's they’re not apart of,

-It turns you the fuck on, we love a respectful man in this household.

-He loves giving you random items he finds that he thinks will help your craft.

-“Baby Doll I found this rock on my walk, do you want it?” “Sam was going to throw out these jars but I thought you’d like them” “I saw a white candle at the store today, here you go my love.”

-He will join you for more mindful practises like meditation, walks in the forest, ETC but tends to observe more often.

-Becoming more aware of the weather and moon events because he wants to be helpful.

-He always puts out jars when it’s raining for you, “Will this help you make your moon water Doll?”

-Him always remembering to get your moon water/crystals in the morning because he wakes up super early.

-He loves all of the things you do but kitchen witchcraft will always be his favourite, he gets to watch you do magick and get tasty food?!

-Eager to learn more about something so special to you, he starts to do more research independently.

-Of course he goes online to look, and at first everything starts alright, 

-He see’s wonderful and accepting guides and informative posts and generally good websites where he gains a better understanding of you.

-But of course, he runs into some interesting things.

-Hate posts, news reports, even cases of crimes against some.

-If you’re loud and proud about your craft in public he will defiantly become way more protective of you, narrowing his eyes threateningly if anyone looks at you funny.

-But at the end of the day, he’s so in awe at your dedication to your beliefs, your resilience to a old fashioned outside world, the powerful message of feminism you express through your craft and you as a person.

-He loves you so damn much that if he has to go to hell to be with you..

-It’s a really small price to pay for you, you are the love of his existence and he feels damn lucky to wake up with you every morning for the rest of his life.

[theunderneath]

My personal scp doctor headcannons, LETS DO THIS! (Some yandere stuff sprinkled in), and hopefully I'll make a part two

And of course, 👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🦇

Dr. Alto Clef/Francis Wojciechoski

- I see him as a twink instead of the fat dad bod most people see him as. Just fits better in my opinion with the slippy snake vibe he got going on. Plus I'm more attracted to him when I imagine him as that (Not that I'm disrespecting the dad bod, can be sexy under right conditions)

- He can't play the ukulele for shit. The most he can do is play the alto clef note and some lullaby from where he's from. He could play if he wanted to learn, he just finds it more funny not too.

- I follow the time line where he's Francis Wojciechoski, that included Lilly being abuse toward him. I find it easy to make people yandere if they have past trauma, I also like soft yandere and don't like ones where Dr. Clef is an asshole for no reason. I've seen some writing where he's all grumpy and impatient. And I'm just like "No sweety, he might be a cocky dick. But he isn't cruel to people he loves." case and point, His daughter.

- My go to soft yandere that is happy just sitting on a coach and watching some movies while eating chips with you.

- Mean/rude to everyone except his darling. Especially dangerous to people who are cruel to his lover. He is a seasoned murder after all.

- His favorite place to punch is someone's throat because he likes the way they wheeze or how their words suddenly stop getting replaced with coughing.

- A tiny part of him is a sadist and he kinda hates it. Especially if his darling thinks of him as so. He'll just have to be a sadist with the people who told you that. He can at least do that right?

Dr. Benjamin Kondraki

- Dilf-

- Hard on the outside soft on the inside.

- Can for some reason drink a water bottle in like 2 seconds (Probably because he's dehydrated)

- My resident leg breaker. Will not hesitate to break his darlings legs if pushed to far.

- His house would look nice if it weren't for all of the photos scattered about.

- He learned to sword fight form his grandfather when he was younger. He thought it was cool so he kept learning and getting better at it.

- Has and will behead a man for any reason at any moment.

- He sends his butterfly to watch over his darling when he can't. They will report back to him if anything of note happen. Hell the butterfly's are probably a platonic yandere for the darling!

- Has a love hate relationship with children. Would like his own but any other are free game to punt.

Dr. Jack Bright

- My go to unstable yandere. One day he's nice, the other. He's off his fucking rocker.

- Always has a tint of red in his eyes because of the amulet.

- he is, in fact. Sane. At least to his standards. He's just unbelievable bored. So long doing the same thing each day, over and over again. Of course he'd get tired of everything day being the same. So why not cause some fun, not like it'd kill him.

- He gets whiplash seeing himself in new bodies every month. So he's covered each mirror in his house and put up some painting he likes.

- Always as some kind of female product for Dr. Rights or himself if he's in a woman's body. Weather it be pantie liner, pads/tampons, midol, etc. He also carried male products but I mean. Like come on those are just for himself, he won't give those to anyone.

- Gets along with females more than males. He thinks they're a little easier to talk to. Reason why he is close with Dr. Rights.

- He always, always has a pen or pencil on him. He has no idea why but some of the other researchers say he's the one stealing all of the pens and pencil. Like he collects them in a drawer in his office.

[jjba-arni-reblog]

Weather Report pregnancy headcannons

Requested by @rubyninja1

[This might be a bit rough but I hope you will like it]

~Very attentive, if not a little overbearing. Compared to Anasui, he is not as vocal about his worries in general. However, some of his actions show his anxious side. Especially with any physical activities, Weather will insist on doing them himself. However, he realises and respects your decision to continue with your chores, at least in the first stages. Weather instead will focus on your possible changes in craving or needs, in order to make sure that you and your future child are well.

~ Less clueless about things needed for the baby. Instead his worries are more on a deeper level. He is either very critical of his possible role as a father and constantly thinks of himself as unworthy or he straight up doesn’t voice his concerns. However, you could still see and feel how consumed by such thoughts Weather can appear to be. Therefore, all the reassurance and support from both you and your friend group would be needed. Slowly, as Weather will educate himself as well as get support for his close ones, he will become more confident in his abilities to become a parent.

~Being Weather, either you will have to tell Jolyne, Ermes and Anasui about your pregnancy or Weather will simply mention in a normal conversation, therefore shocking them. They are very supportive and will tell you two to call them whenever anything is needed. Weather will gladly accompany you to slowly start buying necessary things for your future child. Seeing you buy anything related to his stand (cloud patterns on the clothes, plushies), would make him a bit embarrassed yet very happy. Despite all the stoic nature, Weather can be very corny himself.

~ Be prepared to be surprised by the sudden appearance of dad jokes as a ‘preparation’ for parenthood. Especially with Weather being a rather quiet man, sudden dad jokes whispered into your ear as you two relax on the couch would become a norm. And seeing you laugh at some of them, Weather would continue to find new ones. This is a welcoming addition, yet you might find yourself chuckling and groaning at the new elaborative dad jokes that Weather had learned. You theorized that it was Jolyne’s and Anasui’s influence.

[kame-dori]

It's ok Kira, you dont have to be a beefy giant to be utterly defeated by some teenager.

Before you ask, Kira, part3 Dio and Kars are the only ones with canon heights. For the others, I used a mixed of context clues and my personal headcannons.

My (totally interesting) reasoning for phantom blood Dio, Diavolo, Doppio, Pucci and Valentine below (spoilers for part 5 and 6, read at your own risk):

Part1 Dio: he's portrayed as quite tall, but I like to keep Jonathan at the tallest (195cm) so Dio gets at least 6 feet (185cm) which is a lot, but not ridiculous like Jojo

Diavolo: I saw somewhere that he is 6'4 (192 cm) and also in the few illustrations he is in, he towers over Doppio, so we can assume he is quite tall

Doppio: He's supposed to be in the 170cm range (5'7+) and I actually headcannon him as the same height as Kira or even shorter. BUT! I made him slightly taller for the sake of comedy. Because I think I'm funny. And I am.

(Also, I'm including Doppio in the main villain group because he and Diavolo are technically the same guy)

Pucci: So Weather Report is supposed to be pretty tall, and since they are twins, I made Pucci tall (but less) to match him

Valentine: Tall for a man of his time but not to a ridiculous degree. Also 180cm is a pretty number (5'11)

[meili-sheep]

Headcannons for Childe's family?

Boy do I!

First Dad and Mom!. Tel and Peri, short for Telamon and Periboea. Tel is a retired adventure but now goes on frequent fishing trips because he's not really the retiring type. Ajax and Peri have been trying to get him to stop for years cause he's got some chronic pain from his adventuring years. Well, Tel is pretty stoic Peri is incredibly sweet and would be a compulsive adopter

Then the eldest three. Theseus or Theo, then Perseus or Percy, and Penelope. Theo, the eldest, takes after his mom, is very kind and energetic, and was really Childe's big brother goals. He is out of the house, married with a kid of his own, and works as a fisherman. Penelope and Percy are twins, and Penelope is older by 5 minutes. Penelope is married with a kid and works with her husband in weather predictions. Her husband is a Sumeru Academia student working on his paper on weather patterns. Penelope herself just has a really good gut and a lot of fishermen some to her for reports. Percy isn't married but has a job keeping track of the wildlife in the aware and helps regulate fishing. He has a lot of fun animals facts and probably got Childe into narwhals in the first place.

Finally, the youngest three. Tonia, Anthon, and Teucer. Tonia is the eldest of this bunch and takes after the eldest brother and mom, and is probably the hardest worker out of all of them. Loves fairytales and writing. She's looking to write her own fairies tales someday. Anthon is the closest to their dad, being highly introverted but also is neurodivergent. Percy and Childe are the best at helping him through sensory issues, and he's got a special interest in seals. He's also very artistic and helps P rcy with his work by drawing anim ls. And finally, Teucer, the family baby. Was everyone's favorite surprise. Has the most energy but has been learning that there is a time and place. He wants to be an adventure or toy salesman. He hasn't made his mind up yet.

"This is my family!"

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Space rescue mission for kakairu?

@cryptic-summons @animetrashmuffin (two of my fav KakaIru followers who might enjoy this a bit)

Space Rescue Mission (KakaIru) (Headcannons)

Kakashi is an astronaut sent out on a mission with a team to try and see if it’s possible to start the process of making mars habitable. Growing foods there, not getting killed and being able to build up sustainable buildings.

Everything is going fine at first. He make’s it to mars no problem and starts the process of building up his new home and conducting experiments.

About the months in, there’s some interference because of the planets weather, and they end up losing contact with Kakashi.

Most of the time it would be a write off, but given that Kakashi’s father is actually a pretty big hero of an astronaut himself, funds are quickly put in to rescue him. An entire team is carefully selected for the job,

There’s Yamato, the hardened astronaut who was friends with Kakashi and saw him off before his mission. The one who knows everything about Kakashi’s job and the dangers that come with it and the leader of the group.

Anko, the tech expert who can make sure that nothing breaks down on them and if there’s anything that needs fixing on mars when they find the base and Kakashi (hopefully alive).

Iruka, the biologist. If they can do anything to help/restart the process that Kakashi started he’s the best person for it. He’s also the one in charge of keeping mission control updated on everything that is happening

Shizune, the medic in case there’s any injuries during the trip or when they get there.

During the time that he was still in contact with them, Kakashi made sure to keep detailed records of everything that he was doing. Experiments with results, on going experiments, issues that he has to fix, etc.

During their travels to mars, Iruka spends most of his time studying the purpose of Kakashi’s mission and the notes that they had received. Going everything that he did in the short time that they had contact, wanting to know as much as he can about Kakashi’s work.

One thing that he can’t help but notice is how smooth Kakashi’s voice is in his recordings. How every word just seems to sing to him, lulling him into a feeling of calm and comfort.

By the time they’re close to mars, he has almost all of Kakashi’s recordings memorized. He says it’s because he wants to have all the information that he can, but everyone else just rolls their eyes. They know he’s already lost for Kakashi, and he hasn’t even met the man. Tenzo is the only one who really understands. He can see why someone would fall for his Senpai.

All through the trip they keep trying to contact Kakashi. Trying to get hold of him so that they know that he’s alive. That they’re not coming to a small grave yard on an empty planet.

By the time they’re sitting over Mars, they have heard nothing. Not a single peep. The only one with any real hope is Tenzo, though Iruka does admire it. He wishes he could feel like Kakashi was still alive, but he honestly feels like he has been listening to a dead man for months.

The landing is surprisingly easy, and as soon as the ship has settled in they head out to look at the damage. Thankfully it was possible for them to park relatively close to where Kakashi was supposed to have set up, so it doesn’t take them long to get there.

When they do arrive, they’re surprised to find the place fully in tact and much bigger than when Kakashi had last stated in his reports.

Iruka is amazed. He can’t help but gush about the growth of the make shift building. They knew that Kakashi had been sent with more than enough equipment to make quite a large building, but they had expecting it to take him years to actually build it up because of all the work he had to do.

As they make their way towards the door, they see someone in a suit just like theirs working outside. Setting up some more walls.

Tenzo make’s his way over first, but Iruka can’t help but follow. Curious about the man who had been out of contact with earth for months. As soon as they’re close enough, Tenzo calls out to the man.

Kakashi turns around immediately, a smile cracking across his face when he see’s Tenzo, and it’s the most beautiful thing Iruka has ever seen.

The first words out of his mouth? “Please tell me that you have cute dog pictures with you.” Iruka’s actually surprised, not just by Kakashi’s question but by the fact that Tenzo apparently does in fact have cute dog pictures.

Once they’re all inside, they get to see the extent of Kakashi’s work. The area that he has built up a Green house in, where there’s finally vegetables starting to grow. Kakashi is a little disappointed that the one’s thriving the most are potato’s and tomato’s. He was really rooting for the eggplants.

When he’s asked about the lost contact, Kakashi laughs awkwardly and admits that there had been a really bad storm that destroyed the room that he had set up the communicator in. He almost lost everything, but the storm only ended up taking out two of the five rooms he had built up. After that he put extra effort into building the place up so that he wouldn’t have to worry so much about the room he was in going down in another storm. He also improved the method so that the rooms didn’t go down so easily, and hasn’t lost a single room in two storms. A fact he is very proud of.

Sitting there listening to Kakashi telling them about all of the things he had done with the extra time he had, now that he didn’t have to make daily check ins, Iruka can’t help but notice one thing. He’s in love. Kakashi is smart, his voice sounds like a paradise he would happily get lost in, he’s excited to tell them all about his work, and he’s kind of a dork.

·He does seem to bully Tenzo a bit, but Iruka figures he can forgive that in favor of everything else.