your e2l time travel married future-esque idea .... kneels ...... SCREAMSSSS ..... that's so delectable user baeshijima thank you for the food mhm mhmm mhmm will be thinking about it for the next few years <333 no but like your (annoying) husband sulks over the fact that you have been avoiding him for the past few hours or even days and he's like ??????????? what did i ever do to my amazing spouse ???? *proceeds to thoroughly contemplate over his past actions and internally slaps himself over it* and you on the other hand youre wondering how you got here 😭 like isnt it that you were partying your life out and getting drunk bcos you dont want to see that prickly bastard nd suddenly youre married to him ?!?!?!?! oughhhh you want to punch his annoyingly stunning face ... with your lips WHAT WHO SAID THAT your idea is so comedic and cute pleaseee i just imagine your husband trying to cuddle you for the past hours but it's just that youre avoiding him out of confusion mainly of your feelings 😭 thank you for the brainrot
NONNIEEE U SEE THE VISIION AARGRHGHAGHG
NO BC ???? imagine as you're distancing yourself from him while he quite literally contemplates his entire existence and forcibly sifts through his memories from the last week or so in search for what he did to warrant the fearsome cold shoulder™, he makes a dejected connection to the current you reminding him of how you were three years ago before you kiss kiss fell in love wedding bells woohoo'd. (which, of course, actually is the current you right now, but he doesn't know that.)
if it wasn't for the fact you are quite literally batting away his advances and acting as though he defiled you in some way, he would have coo'd at your cute behaviour he fell hook, line, and sinker for!
...and then there's you. lol. while he tries his damnedest to undo whatever it is he did, you're also having just as much — if not, even more — of an existential crisis as he is. mainly because:
???? what do you mean you're married to this fucker? what you mean you fell for him?? the one that made you get so hammered you time-travelled into a life where you're happy and... and married?!
were your standards that low — that limited — for him to be the only acceptable option???
aeons this is quite possibly the most soul-crushing news you have ever received. you swear to all that is mighty and divine and holy and omniscient above that you will save your future self's life by stopping whatever this... this is! and no, you will not be swayed by his suspiciously warm smile, and honeyed eyes, and sickeningly loving words, and his comforting scent, and his warm and surprisingly soft lips... oh fuck.
(alternate prose: you're severely indenial and your husband thinks it's cute and reminiscent to the old days lol. now please stop, he can't function without your cuddles and kisses...)
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“Nope, puppy dog eyes aren’t going to work this time.” and “Believe me, I will never be tired of you.” for boggie!!
Hehehehe yes let's do it!
Bobby took one look at the giant rollercoaster and shook his head. "Absolutely not," he told his boyfriend.
"But the bucket list," Reggie protested, swinging their joined hands between them. "This is the only one here where it takes photos of you on it."
"Babe, I love you, but I'm not getting on that death trap," Bobby insisted. "We can do a selfie on one of the smaller ones or something."
"That's not the same thing," Reggie pouted. He stepped in front of Bobby and grabbed his other hand so Bobby had to look right at him. "Please? For me?" Reggie asked, his eyes going wide and pleading.
Bobby shut his own eyes quickly, "Nope, no way, the puppy eyes aren't going to work this time," he tried. He made no attempt to pull away from Reggie either though.
He felt one of Reggie's hands move up to cup his jaw. Bobby leaned into the warm, gentle touch. When Reggie spoke, his voice was softer and closer.
"Please, baby? It's for the wedding slideshow."
Curse this beautiful man and his tricks. Curse the warm silver ring on Reggie's left hand brushing against his cheek. Curse Bobby himself for falling in love with him.
"Only if we get slushies after," Bobby mumbled.
Reggie squealed happily and Bobby cracked his eyes open just enough to grab him by the waist and pull him into a kiss. Reggie giggled against his mouth and wrapped his arms around his neck, kissing him back eagerly. Bobby reveled in the vanilla on Reggie's breath from his insanely sweet coffee and the easy weight of his arms on his shoulders. He pulled him closer so their chests were pressed together, taking advantage of the couple of inches he had on Reggie to get a better angle.
After a minute, Reggie leaned back just enough to part their mouths. "You know you still have to go on the roller coaster with me, right?" he chuckled.
Bobby groaned. "If I'm gonna die, I'd like to at least kiss my fiance first."
Reggie blushed at the term and Bobby smirked. Two could play that game.
He leaned in to leave one last peck on Reggie's lips, then sighed. "Let's get this over with."
"It'll be fine," Reggie assured him, leading him by the hand toward the line. "It's both safe and in the name of our teenage selves who never went on proper dates."
"Why must I suffer because neither of our parents bothered to teach us how to drive?" Bobby complained. He wasn't too upset about it though, and Reggie knew it.
"Well we need something to point at to remind our kids that we used to be fun ten years from now," Reggie teased.
"Excuse me, I will still be so much fun in ten years," Bobby retorted. "Our kids will never question if I'm cool."
"Well I need some proof that I used to be fun then," Reggie laughed.
"Beyond being a rockstar?" Bobby questioned as the bored attendant pointed them toward a car.
"Hmmm, good point," Reggie mused. Then he pulled Bobby into the little cart and pecked him on the mouth. "Doesn't matter, we have a bunch of cute dates to catch up on before we get married."
"If we die on this thing, I'm telling God or whoever that it was your idea," Bobby said.
"Deal," Reggie answered. He grabbed Bobby's hand as the safety bar lowered over their laps.
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Bobby stumbled a bit as he exited the platform, Reggie bouncing ahead to get the pictures. He was never doing that again. He was 97% sure he'd left his stomach somewhere around the first drop, and the ability to breathe on the third.
"Check these out," Reggie exclaimed, popping up beside him with some photos in hand.
Bobby glanced at the first one and winced. It was a bit blurry and neither of them was wearing an expression that looked entirely human. "These look awful, you realize that, right?" he checked.
"Yup," Reggie agreed, wrapping his free arm around Bobby's waist. "That's the point, right? To do all the stupid, ugly, insane teenager boyfriend things we never got to do?"
"Guess so," Bobby agreed with a smile.
His stomach hadn't returned yet, but the cavity it usually inhabited was filling with butterflies anyway. He brushed his fingertips along Reggie's jaw as they kissed softly.
"Let's maybe do a less terrifying one next week though," Bobby chuckled when they separated.
"Sounds good to me," Reggie responded. "We have all the time in the world to do stupid teenager stuff."
"Wow, you say that like we're gonna be together for a really long time," Bobby mused with a smirk. "You sure you aren't going to get tired of me a few years down the road?"
"Believe me, I will never be tired of you," Reggie murmured, leaning in to connect their mouths again.
After they got their slushies, they headed home. Kissing was a lot more comfortable in their living room than in the middle of a random amusement park walkway.
(Prompts from this list!)
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I was scrolling through my Photo Gallery on my phone when I came across this sketch I did in 2019. It’s a Heather story. Basically, she was coerced into marrying magic-obsessed dragon who’s trying to “protect” his realm or something. After the vows, he swallowed her whole and, in his stomach, Heather meets other gods & goddesses who were in the same situation she was. Said gods and goddesses are mostly lower rank and have less-than-powerful magic (good vibes, indie Kickstarter music, always bringing a guitar to parties, etc). In order to get out of the dragon’s belly, they would need to perform the Total Annihilation Spell. Heather was against this idea because she doesn’t want to kill anyone or the dragon (since he’s still a living creature, despite his transgressions). At the time, I didn’t know what the solution for this story. Now I’m thinking: at the last second, she would use the magic from the spell to transform the dragon to his original form (gecko size).
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