#fiancée

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Arthur C. Clarke was giving a lecture and he spoke very adoringly of his fiancée, who gave him this very oh-stop-it look every time. Then he called her up to the stage and before she came up she ducked behind a box or something and Matt Smith’s Doctor emerged and said something in Matt Smith’s voice that was out of sync with his lips before making some adjustments on his neck and ultimately sounding correct.

[forevery0urs]

Domestic Sundays with Eren 💗

You wake up ,bedsheets all messed up,some pillows are thrown on the floor. You reach over for Eren and he’s not there. You stretch your body before getting up from the bed.

You walk out of the room and walk downstairs to the kitchen. You find Eren’s back facing you, setting up the table.

You quietly walk up behind him,wrapping your arms around his waist. “Good morning,mama”Eren says as he feels your touch.

He turns around the face you. “Good morning,my love”You say smiling at him softly. He leans down to kiss you but you back away.

“Um hello? Did i do something wrong?” He pouts. “No it’s cause i haven’t brushed my teeth” You laugh. “Does it look like i give a single fuck?” He raises his eyebrow,Grabbing you by your jaw and pulling you in for a kiss.

You giggle at his action. You pull away smiling. “Did you love yesterday night” He grins,kissing your cheek.

“Of course i did. I’m surprised i’m standing right now” You giggle softly. He smiles “It’s okay,i can fix that”

You laugh as you walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth. “Are we staying in today or going out?” Eren asks from the kitchen.

“We can go to that one restaurant place for lunch and for dinner we can order takeout” You say as you walk out of the bathroom.

He serves your plate (filled with your fav breakfast ofc) “Ugh i love you so much. You’re hot,rich and can cook” You groan. He looks at you offended not really. “Is that all i’m good for? What about my personality?” He jokingly puts a hand over his heart.

You laugh “Eh it’s an somewhat good personality” You say as you smush his cheeks together to kiss him. He laughs,leaning in.

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Eren took you on a cute little lunch date around 2:30 to this garden restaurant and now you guys are sitting on the couch at home,making out(it’s 7:30pm)

You’re straddled on his lap, kissing him passionately.His hands rest on your hips,squeezing them time to time.

He slides his tongue into your mouth,making you whine a bit. You pull away,breathing heavy.

“Mi amorcito , maybe we should order the food already.” You say softly as you play with his hair,kissing his neck. leaving a few marks

He groans,his hands gently rubbing your ass. “Fuck,mama…you can’t just stop mid make out to remind me to order food” He chuckles.

You raise an eyebrow at him “Are you telling me what i can and can’t do?” He laughs. “Of course not,my love. Who am i to tell you” You smile,going back to kissing him again.

Sundays are the days he waits for the whole week because he gets to spend it with his favorite girl in the whole universe💗

[lepetitdragonvert]

Die Schlangenbraut/ The Snake’s Bride

1894

Artist : Heinrich Vogeler

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

She's my lumberjack dyke. 🪓🩷

[mrs-trophy-wife]

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Weiss: Blake, relax. The doctor said the surgery was minor to help with the nerves in her stump.

Blake: I can still worry. Plus, they also said they had to double the amount of anesthesia because she kept burning it off too fast.

Ruby: OH, please! If this is anything like when she got her wisdom teeth removed, you guys are in for a treat! Watch this!

Enter recovery room where Yang is heavily medicated and waving her right stump in the air like a wand.

Blake: *tries not to laugh*

Yang: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! My girlfriend would not appreciate three pretty women suddenly barging into my room without her here!

Ruby: Yang, you don't have a girlfriend anymore.

Yang: *tearing up* R-Really?

Weiss: Ruby, that's cruel. I approve. But, no, Yang. You're engaged. Remember?

Yang: *gasps* No way! Who? Who? Where is she?

Blake: *sits next to the bed and places her hand on Yang's* That would be me.

Yang: *stares in shock as her heart monitor goes haywire before promptly fainting*

Ruby and Weiss: *dying from laughter*

[bizarreauhavre]

The wooden bride , 1940, (surréaliste movie).

[illustratus]

The Fiancée of Belus by Henri-Paul Motte

Based on a fanciful Babylonian ritual associated with the deity Belus (Bel). According to that ritual, Bel was offered a girl who sat on the lap of the Bel's statue overnight, and then was replaced by another, all of whom were the winners of daily beauty contests. Motte cited as a reference the Greek historian Herodotus, but the related quote was later found to be invented. The Fiancee of Belus features oversized, Academic style. To recreate the interior of the Babylonian temple, Motte copied the Greek temple in Olympia, while the sculpture is inspired by Lamassu.

[seizurequeen]

ur favs 🥰

[npeucnodnyaya]

On her wedding day, she found out about the groom’s treason... See the whole series of photos on my Instagram - @npeucnodnyaya 💔👠💋

He takes her love, but it doesn't feel like mine

He tastes her kiss, her kisses are not wine, they're not mine

He takes, but surely she can't give what I'm feeling now

She takes, but surely she doesn't know how

Is it a crime

Is it a crime

That I still want you

And I want you to want me too

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[cyndervox]

Forgot to update tumblr but I got engaged a few weeks ago! 💝💖💝💖💝 @glaire-personal asked me to marry her so obviously I said hell yes! I couldn't be happier!!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to an award show with my fiancée and Peter Dinklage. A secret society showed up and attacked everyone, causing us to run through the halls of my old middle school while everyone else was being attacked. Eventually, the National Guard blew the building up just as we ran outside.

[forevery0urs]

morning routine with eren <3!!(game day)

(warning: Eren gets a little silly at some part)

so obviously Eren would be nervous on game day and he acts like he hasn’t been through this millions of times.

“Babe do you have your shoes packed?” You ask as you walk into the restroom to put away your hair curler.

“No-Fuck, Baby can you pack them for me?” Eren rambles behind the shower door, the sound of the water hitting the floor muffling his words.

“qué dijiste?” You walk over to the shower,opening the door to hear him better. He washes the soap out of his face.

“No i didn’t pack them. Can you pack them for me,baby?” He looks down at you while he shuts the water off.

“Yeah,just let me know what else you need to pack” You walk over to the towel rack to hand him one.

“Um my jersey,gloves,some hand warmers and my mouth guard.” He lists off basically everything as he wraps the towel around his waist.

“Basically everything,Eren.” You groan, walking out the bathroom to finish your make up.

“Sweet girl,im just so nervous that i forgot.” He follows you to your vanity. He wraps his arm around your waist.

“I’ll do it if it bothers you so much,Mama” He kisses the top of your head. “No,i’m sorry. I’m just so tired” You look up at him with soft eyes.

“I know it’s super early,baby but i need you to come and support me during practice” Eren talks to you in a sweet voice.

“But why do you guys need to get there at 4 am. I love you so much but i’m not a morning person” You smile, placing a kiss on his nose.

“You sure don’t mind being awake at 4 am when i’m fucking y-“ You cut eren off by pushing him off of you. He laughs,kissing your forehead before walking into the closet.

You smile to yourself, spraying yourself with setting spray. You get up from your chair and going downstairs to the living room.

“Hi baby” You talk to your french bulldog in a baby voice. The dogs jumps in excitement from hearing your voice and you smile.

You walk over to the tv remote and turn in the tv, going to Spotify to play music.You have thirty minutes to pack this bag,fold the laundry and to try to clean up the house a bit.

You hum softly as you walk into the laundry room to take the jersey off of the drying rack. You grab it and walk out.

As you finish packing his bag, you feel someone grab you by the waist. “AHH-“ you scream really loud,elbowing the person really hard on the side.

“fuckk!” Eren groans really loud, gripping his side.

“Eren! it’s three fucking in the morning and i’m tired and alone in this big ass living room!” You yell at him,hitting with the head with a pillow.

“Yeah but baby we’re the only people in this house!” He laughs in pain.

“ ‘Rennie trust me, you’re a celebrity and you’re hot as hell so don’t be surprised if we have a stalker in this house” You roll your eyes as you dump the clean clothes onto the couch.

He grins,looking down at you. “You think i’m hot?” You look up at him and roll your eyes. “If i didn’t think you were hot,would i be marrying you?”

He laughs,Leaning down to kiss you. He presses his lips against yours. You let go of whatever piece of clothing you had in your hands and wrap your arms around Eren’s neck.

He goes on top of you,pushing you down against the clothes. He presses his lips harder against yours,slowly turning it into a make out.

“mmmph- Eren no..” You mumbles against his lips,trying to pull away. “Please,baby. Let’s have a quickie.” He smirks, kissing down your jaw.

“No, I have to finish folding these clothes.” You whine a little,gently pushing him off.

The dog sitting in front of your guys with his head tilted.

He rolls his eyes,getting off of you after placing a big kiss on your neck.

“Make sure i didn’t leave any lipstick on your lips” You say to him as he walks into the kitchen.

You finish folding the clothes in 10 minutes. You get up and walk upstairs with the folded clothes in your hands.

“Eren don’t forget to eat because i know you’ll regret it when we’re already driving” You yell from upstairs.

“Yeah yeah” He mumbles from downstairs in the kitchen,opening the microwave to find the food you made him yesterday night.

You walk back downstairs all changed into some dark green nike dunks,flared leggings and into a Jersey with Eren’s number that has your named embroidered into it.

“Look at you,Mama” Eren grins, holding his hand out so he can make you do a 360.

You smile, taking his hand and doing a 360 for him. “You look so sexy with your custom jersey” He smirks, kissing you.

“Stop being so horny and get your stuff together so we can leave in 5 minutes.” You mumble against his lips,smiling.

You pull away,walking past him. He gently slaps your butt as you walk by him, grinning.

He grabs his stuff and goes outside to put it inside the trunk.

You fill up his water bottle and yours while he packs up his stuff.

“Ya tienes todo?” You ask him as he walks back into the house.

“No my headphones are upstairs” He says as he runs up the stairs.

You grab your purse and the bottles, grabbing your hoodie as well from the coat rack.

“You ready,baby?” Eren asks as he turns off the lights. “Oh- Hold on let me say bye to my baby” You smile, walking over to the dog to say bye one more time.

You walk out of the house and over to the car, opening the back doors to place the stuff.

“Baby, we can stop by 7-11 so you could get something to keep you awake” Eren says as he locks the house.

“I need to actually stop by CVS so get some things.” you say as you get into the car.

He closes your door for you,walking over to his side and getting inside.

“I’m so cold” You feel yourself shivering. Eren grabs his sweater from the back and hands it to you.

“Cant have my sweet girl freezing” He chuckles, starting the car. The car warms up and he begins to pull out of the driveway.

He grabs your hand,kissing it before driving into the street.

“Do you think Mikasa is going to be there?” You ask Eren as he drives.

“Yeah Jean told me that Mikasa is going to help you set up the food” Eren says as he rubs your thigh.

“I think all of the girls are going, Mama” He pulls up into the CVS.

“Good cause last time i had to deal with 46 little kids,including you” “Hey!”

[muneh1966]

I cannot explain why, but this piece of art is one of my absolute favourites. It’s called the hesitant fiancée and it was painted by Auguste Toulmouche in 1855.

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

No photos!!✖📸✖ Merry Christmas!🎄🎅🎁🍪

[chrissy-kaos]

Pizza with the love ❤️