#wee lil thang.......

[spheredotorb]

this made me remember the first impression i had of magolor........

[blu-ish]

DUDE I JUST CAME UP WITH SOMETHING FROM THE DUMBEST THING EVER.

So I was watching reck it Ralph: Ralph breaks the internet the other day and the only scene that matters showed up.

Where fun fact, He was supposed to join them in going into the internet with a couple other characters and I kept thinking about it during the whole movie.

idea. What if he visited Netflix and watched his own shows life events again! Like he watched sonic prime and feels some sort of relief that it was real, but some kind of confusion in reilising the rest of the world is watching too. Like a sonic Truman show of some kind.

But my main thought of it was how he would react to seeing shadow take care of him when his power was dwindling, we don’t know if he ever heard shadow say “hang on sonic!!” But him seeing it for himself would definitely make him appreciate shadow more in a way.

I dunno maybe the Sonadow brainrot is getting to be from one Camino in a wreck it Ralph movie but what do you think?

wdym this isn't how it went?

I ADOREEE THIS IDEA SM MK DBWJKEBDHKJWBD honestly Sonic carried the movies for me as a kid 😭still do I mean whagt

Love the idea that Arcade Sonic hasn't seen the internet since ITS CREATION, he's gonna have a fun time catching up. Especially with a certain show 😏😏😏😏RIGHT AFTER HE FINDS OUT WHAT NETFLIX IS--

(More doodles on the way sjwhwbsjwsb finals go brrrr)

[beefy-the-stronk]

A cute lil thang

Ever since she was a wee child, Jude's always been absolutely obsessed with Garfield. She also grew up with a lil plushie of him that she still goes to bed with as an adult. (And yes, it gets so crusty and faded lmao)

And here's just a bunch of au doodles from when I working on the lineup awhile back;

Music au belongs to @xbeih and @bobmirum

[b1uedcollar]

＃     C0DYDUMP ．

AESIDEBLOG     /     BOARD

🔨     ．     THE SQUINT.   🔩   may have gotten his blue eyes from boss,   but he does have a lil spill of brown in his right.    which might just be god’s way of telling you   this   boy   is   full   of   shit.   : )

    ⸻     makes eye contact with strangers and kids but the more you care about him, the less he can look you in the eye.

🔨     ．     driver’s license says 6’0” but he’s 5’11” (and a half!!!)

🔨     ．     typically deck’d out in CUTOFFs   ( gotta be important if he’s sleevin’ it ),   ripped shorts / jeans, and ‘em backwards caps.    if cody’s shirt is ever untucked in public, he is f’sure wasted.

    ⸻     WEARS THIS   for mothers [boss] day.   🔩   VIBSPO.

🔨     ．     is missing a tooth, and he’s got a noticeably   SCREWED UP HAND.    >    in the spirit of the unreliable narrator, the origin story of cody’s hand will probably never be revealed.   🔩   UR GAS STATION BF.

🔨     ．     whatchya’ll   think   cody   smells   like?    and what if i said dawn green apple dish soap?    ( his   3-in-1! )    fish,   sawdust,   sweat    (   da outside,   as his maw’d say, or   da dog,   as boss corrects )    are also thangs you might be sniffin’ when he’s around.

🔨     ．     wears a pink silicone ring on his right pinky in solidarity for the fight against breast cancer. a promise to his mawmaw. he still got that livestrong, too. ritually sports it for neighborhood pick-up games.

🔨     ．     hand/oral fixations.    he’s gunna peel that label off a water bottle. then bite the shit outta the bottom.    toothpick hanging from his spit.    dip,   dip,   dip!    🔩    pointing.   so.   much.   pointing.    when you’re right, when you’re wrong. excited, mad    —    one thing he’s gunna do is point that damn finger.    pew   pew   pew!

    ⸻     in conversation, his hands are almost always busy.    tools,   anything ball'd,   talking with 'em in general,   signing,   beer.    added with his fast-paced talkin’ style,   s’easy to get whiplash!

🔨     ．     𝙲𝟶𝙳𝚈𝙽𝙴𝚂𝙴     is a blended mess of online memes,   cajun french,   and   things to purposely make him incomprehensible and chaotic.    he spells the easy words out loud,   types phonetically,   and makes ridiculous references at every turn.    [ if you ever don’t know what i’m typing in his voice, just ask for clarification. ]

🥜     ⸻     BAD WETTA,    nuttin’,    gunna,    geaux   (go),    misteak   (mistake),    awgoose   (august),    e-tiffany   (epiphany),    constipatin’ on somethang   (concentrating),    lickher   (liquor),    “now rattle [riddle] me this…”,    sunny seeds,    emoceanal,    junk jaws   /   junk draws   (junk drawers),    s’all good in the woods,    chad as in chattahoochee,    hootin‘n’tootin,    sweetened and with lemon .. got it!   (scented pads or w/e),    me-me   /   memaw   /   let me show y’this memaw real quick..   (memes),    edamawmaw   (edamame),    duck duck screw   (just like duck duck goose but y’all fu—🔫),    squeeze me   (excuse me),    whorrendos   (horrendous),    unfartchalee   (unfortunately),    visage   (thinks it’s a smash up of vienna sausage, uses it as such),    butt inspection gloves   (latex gloves),    whale she-it/hail   &   whalecum   (well shit/hell, welcome),    duck tape   (duct tape),    meat   (meet),    poo-wee!

⚾️     ．     HUH?   ( hard uhhh hearing )

⚾️     ．     bet cody's gunna say    tetnuts   (tetanus)    but never passes up a chance to type    anus    [on da ipad].

⚾️     ．     generally says   damn i shoulda ate my smarties as a kid   with a head[ or ass ] scratch, when he’s screwin’ with you.

⚾️     ．     says   ‘ speed it up / slow it down ’   instead of increase / decrease the volume and gets pissed when someone doesn’t respond or corrects him.     ⸻     always sets the dial at 69.

⚾️     ．     BLEEPS 🤬 OUT   any reference to   𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚟𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝   when singing a song.   he’ll sooner say   MOTHERFUCKER   before that shit !

⚾️     ．     learned french through prayer, thanks to his grandma.   he’s relatively fluent in [cajun] french   ( he cannot write it, but who can? )   and can still recite the rosary in the language by heart.

⚾️     ．     everybody's brother   ( regardless of gender )   because of hogan’s influence but also bc that's what he longed for as a kid :/

ASSOCIATIONS     /     DE-TAILS

[whumpthefifth]

A Little Birdy

Lil late night thang with Maggie and Penny. I haven't shared much regarding these characters here (Though I will in the future) but I figured better post something now than never.

CONTENT WARNING: Lady whump, pet names, creepy whumper, laceration/cutting, threats, foul/degrading language.

Penny buttoned up her nightgown, letting out an exhausted sigh. She could sleep, finally. She felt as if she hadn’t for years. It would end, at last. She could cry, laugh, pinch herself to see if she was dreaming again. That sick fuck’d be dead by dawn, she knew it. 

A creak. She looked up, and her stomach twisted into knots.

A lazy trail of smoke, reeking of sickly sweet lavender, led back to a figure leaning against the doorframe. Margaret Wright, a coworker. A ‘friend’. Her, the bastard sonuvabitch. Oh god, Penny didn’t want to see her, not now.

“Ello Pens.” Maggie crooned. “Felt the need to pop in. How do you do?”

“Maggie, it’s a wee bit late, don’t you think?” Penny squeaked. Her heart hammered against her chest. “M-Maybe we could talk in the morning. Yes, that would be quite nice, let’s leave it till then.”

“Hm, no. I’d like to have a yarn, Pens. It’s urgent, I’m afraid.”

The smoking woman crept closer to Penny, eyeing her up like a wolf to a rabbit. She reeked of tobacco and alcohol. “A little bird told me that the other butlers ain’t too fond of me. S’at right, Pens?”

“Not too fond? Oh, dear, I’m r–really not sure, Maggie! I couldn’t say!” Penny giggled nervously. “Perhaps we should ask them tomorrow. W-we could clear things up in the morning, yes, w–with sharper minds not sullied with the day’s concerns.”

“Oh, Pens.” Maggie shook her head, her eyes narrowed into a prying leer. “I don’t like it when you lie to me. You’re not very good at it, either. You titter and shiver like a little gerbil.” She slunk closer, and Penny let out a short yelp, stumbling back.

“Oh, Maggie, y–you know just as I do that those other butlers aren’t terribly keen on me either. Anything you suspect, I assure you it’s simply a misunderstandin’. B–But perhaps, perhaps lets– Let’s–”

“I have heard murmurs of conspiracy. I have a whole operation going, and someone’s got a problem with it. Do you not appreciate what I’ve done for you, Pens?”

“No! No, no, I-I am very appreciative of you M-Maggie. You– You’re so good to me. I would never—”

Penny felt something sharp press against her cheek. She paled, her body tensing up. “I feel under-appreciated. I don’t think you realize the sacrifices I’ve made for you. I could have fared fine without dragging your ass along…” 

“Maggie– Maggie, please, let’s not do anything rash–”

“...You ain’t changed since school-days, girl.” Maggie drawled, dragging the blade across Penny’s cheek. Pain shot through her and the cut welled up with deep red sanguine. “Still the same sniveling little cunt you always were.”

Penny’s voice quavered. “Please, please, Maggie stop–”

“But worse yet. You listened to me before.” The blade pressed down, digging under her skin, “Now you don’t. You got bold,” Penny whimpered in pain, “I should put you in your place, shouldn’t I?”

“No, no no, please–”

“Why not? You ain’t making any cases for yourself, love. I have every reason to. I’ll beat the little traitor out of you.”

That was the last straw on the camel's back. Penny broke, erupting into sobs as tears ran down her cheeks. “I– I’m sorry! T-they wanted– They wanted to get rid of you, they think you’re a crook, Maggie, they were gonna kill you tomorrow. I–I told them, I told them they were making a mistake, but– but– Please, please forgive me, I’m so sorry!”

Maggie gave a sly smile, her stomach tingling with satisfaction. Penny only told her what she’d already known, but the girl’s pathetic simpering had Maggie salivating. 

“Good girl.” She lowered the knife, “I knew you’d come ‘round.”

Penny gasped for breath, sniffling and whimpering into her hand. 

“Now, then.” Maggie wiped the knife clean, “Let’s settle this little mutiny.”

[magnuficent76]

Ermm Pokémon for Nan and Mewmew?

Also optionally for Lassi (or Siru) if you want

YES !!!!!! MEWMEW IS ACTUALLY WHAT PROMPTED THE POST SO LETS GET IT. Also I'm gonna do all of them. Because >:3c

MEWMEW - (Either Normal/Steel or Fairy/Steel, but the Steel has to be there. I like to think m was an elite 5 trainer until mew decided to retire and settle down.)

- Blissey/Clefable [Most obvious picks imo, but these thangs are TANKS while still being very sweet, much like Mewmew :] Aggressive healing and Metronome just sounds like a strategy m would use tbh.]

- Klefki [Listen. M is a cat. This is the key jingle Pokémon. M can and should have one of these bad boys]

- Togekiss [Vibes-wise I think Togekiss is THE Mewmew Pokémon. Its round, its smiley and its AWESOME ok. Trust me I am Pokémon expert, Mewmew would love this guy]

- Tinkaton [Listen.......its THE big hammer cute little wee face Pokémon. It's Mewmew coded]

- Snorlax [Same reasoning as togekiss, but with the added bonus of being on the tankier side so it balances it out more. Very beautiful very powerful. Also the little ears it has just makes me think of ms own lil' ears :]]

- Magearna [I know its a little op to give m a mythical Pokémon....but have you considered that Mewmew is the world's specialest kitty. Also these two give me the similar vibes tbh, especially with the Moon description being "Its mechanized body is merely a vessel. Its true self is its Soul-Heart, an artificial soul".]

NAN - (Flying, because she's the silly birt :] also, I think she's a gym leader of some kind)

- Pidgeot [Nan strikes me as the kind of person who'd catch her own Pokémon without the help of professors tbh, so I think her starter being a pidgey makes sense ! They're easy to catch, are everywhere and are still pretty dang solid as Pokémon. I like to think she and this pidgeot grew up alongside each other, and although its not much of a battler anymore, they used to have glory days together :] ]

- Unfezant [Same reasoning for pidgeot, but also, it just has SO much sass. I think Nan would love Pokémon with attitudes, so she would deliberately catch hard Pokémon to train just for the challenge]

- Swablu [It's a little bird.......its blue.... I think she deserves a little guy Pokémon that looks exactly like her /silly]

SIRU - (Dark, cuz you just know she's seein' the horrors <3 maybe Ice too. Probably a regular trainer, long past wanting to be an elite 5 gal, but still has a theme bc she has STANDARDS)

- Sneasel -> Weaville [Probably her starter tbh, I can see it. Its her Permanently Smug Emotional Support Guy !! It loves fighting, but Siru is So So Sleepy and Tired she just gets dragged around by her Pokémon <3]

- Froslass [I just think it fits her really nicely !! Also, the singing thing.......I think Siru would find comfort in it, in a fucked up way. I too sing songs of death lil guy, do you wanna be my travel buddy*]

* not so subtle glance at Pesticinger

LASSI - (Water/Grass, I just couldn't pick one, he gives both vibes !! He's the Haru (Pokémon sun and moon rival) to Siru in my humble opinion)

- Bulbasaur/Squirtle [Look at this man's face and tell me right now he wouldn't be charmed by one of these little guys. Honestly I think if he could, he'd get both.]

- Quagsire [I just think he would be so enamored with the goofiness of it. He doesn't even know if it's very good for combat, he sees it the first time and doesn't even hesitate in catching it.]

[chiyoso]

Hello agaaaaaiiin!

Been a while since my first message hmm?

Well, I have yet returned with more compliments and acknowledgements!

And so, I had a wee peeksy at the recent drabble for the Herrscher of Death!Reader x HSR fic, and again I gotta say, I adore how much you really went into the mindset of the respective characters. How impressed I am with the amount of emotional articulation you displayed there (with Welt and Blade in particular) cannot be understated, I could really feel what they were feeling. And I found the personality of the Herrscher to be very entertaining, she's someone who clearly comprehends just how powerful she is, what she's capable doing... if she weren't fighting for humanity.

It was equally entertaining to witnessing a god-like being such as Nanook being humbled. In such an unexpecting manner as well!

All around, another wonderful piece, even if it isn't a proper story chapters type of thing. And, as a result of reading this, I now look forwards to when you start posting the actual story with much excitement.

Until then though, have fun writing!

🥹

your timing is so fucking impeccable you know that? god dammit i find myself wavering at your words, taking the time to bring support to me... gods, and i definitely, definitely remember you, you sweet lil' thang

first off, i continue to keep forgetting that the power of words can affect others, even if my own words can't affect me, i just- ahhh wyrm you're so lovely for this, thank you so much for your words that i NEEDED oh so heavily

all the love,

hiraeth

[cosmic-navel-gazin]

Seeing the FF7 music reblog right after The Thing post I'm beating myself over the head for not seeing it sooner: of course Cosmic would love FF7! Jenova is basically John Jarpenter's That Thang!!!!!!1!

DUDE! IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE I SWEAR BUT YOU'RE SUPER RIGHT! ARGH I LOVE IT.

The thing is (ha!), that I myself only made the connection like a year ago! I've loved both for ages since I was a wee babe without realizing how similar they are.

I need like, a prequel to FFVII that takes place thousands of years ago when Jenova first falls outta the sky and starts infecting, absorbing, taking the appearance of and mimicking the Ancients, one clan at a time à la The Thing. God the horror of it, the absolute nightmare fuel argh the potential there. On the other hand your imagination is scarier than anything they can show us so I'm also ok with the lil bits and pieces of lore we do get.

Please excuse me while I mod FFVII in my brain to include a scene where low-poly PS1 Kurt Russell (with an equally low-poly comically large cowboy hat) joins our party and incinerates Jenova's headless body with a flamethrower.

[kiwipit]

being a libra SUX it's like Oh !! everyone gets a lil animal !! a wee thang !!!!! or perhaps a Lady Doing Smth!!!!! fuck u tho ur an inanimate money counter. BITCH

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

newsletter update thingy

Put a lil newsletter out today for those subscribed to my delightful mailing list. 

It is full of my amazing wisdom (HA), successes over 2020 (fanfic, I wrote lots of it) and pictures of my cat (honestly, best part of the email). In addition to these wondrous things, there is also a wee package of prompts, reading recs & info you didn't need on the Yule Cat. 

Think about joining my newsletter listserv thing - I will only harass you like 2x a year, 3 at most. I am very lazy. 

If you want to read a bit first, get a taste for the whole thang, here’s today’s letter: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy2a9shl 

[prettynobodyco]

Day 27/28 💚 SWAMP THING / RAVEN 🦉 Wee lil Raven busy trick or treating as its very favorite classic horror monster, Swamp Thang! Had some fun with texture brushes which I never do 🎃 #prettynobody #art #mabsdrawlloweenclub2018 #inktober #artwork #illustration #digitalartist #digitalart #raven #harktheraven #purpleaesthetic #illo #womenofillustration #mask #trickortreat #halloween #drawlloween2018 #inktober2018 #prettynobodyco (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpgWzDvBnOo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1871rzgukftkz

[warfear]

even numbers hc <3

2.     HOW DO THEY LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC? IPOD, MP3, COMPUTER, CD, RECORDS, ETC?

he’s a musical purist… which means vinyls! and if not—then cassette tapes. he has a walkman for outside endeavors but he prefers jamming out in the privacy of his home, so.

4.     DO THEY WEAR THEIR HAIR DOWN WHEN THEY SLEEP, OR TIED UP / BRAIDED?

he braids it <3 just kidding! he does literally nothing with it. it’s all natural, babes.

6.     WHAT DO THEY NORMALLY DREAM ABOUT? NIGHTMARES OR NONSENSE?

julian is literally SO BORING because he does not remember his dreams at all. so WHO’S TO SAY what’s going on in that dumb little head of his? not me…

8.     WHAT DO THEY SLEEP IN? PJ’S, NORMAL CLOTHES, NOTHING?

here’s the gag, my dudes… juli’s a boxers and t - shirt kinda guy. which sounds fair enough—until you remember the thread with chelsea where it all hit the fan… because what was he wearing? well, not a fucking shirt, that’s for sure. what was that about? no comment. 

10.     WHAT SHAMPOO SCENT DO THEY LIKE THE BEST AND WHY?

for himself? who knows—he uses whatever his mommy gets him. if not, then he’s partial to strawberry scented stuff. no further commentary on that either.

12.    DO THEY PREFER SLEEPING ALONE OR WITH SOMEONE ELSE?

fun fact, i updated my stats pages YESTERDAY and for several years it’s said that juli sleeps worse alone… so, there that is. he’s been single for like two years now so you can imagine his pain. someone come cuddle him!

14.     DO THEY STAY UP TOO LATE? DO THEY LIKE STAYING UP?

he has a tendency to stay up way past midnight and wake up way past noon, yes. that’s what afternoon shifts are for, my dudes. he likes the serenity of nighttime, and also he’s got a shitty sleeping schedule overall. blame it on an equally shitty state of health!

16.     DO THEY PREFER TAXIS / BUSES / SUBWAYS, ETC? OR NONE OF THE ABOVE?

he prefers cars. simple as. but he doesn’t have one—and he doesn’t know how to drive! so he skates everywhere he can. HOWEVER… if a choice was to be made, i think he’d go with the subway. 

18.    DO THEY PREFER CATS OR DOGS? OR NEITHER?

juli’s a dog person through and through! put some respect to creature’s name… yes, i renamed him—mind your own. 

20.     WHAT DO THEY HATE BEING TEASED ABOUT? ARE THEY TEASED OFTEN?

often, no. or at all, really. especially about the one thing that gets under his thick ass skin—which is the god damned leg! can we have one conversation without that lil thang? i dream of a future where that is a possibility. as does julian!

22.     DO THEY HAVE A FEAR THEY WANT TO CONQUER, BUT HAVEN’T YET?

look, he doesn’t necessarily want to contact his dad—but wouldn’t it be grand: getting to cuss him out, give him a real piece of his mind? i think so. and so does juli. but he won’t! and not because he’s a pussy bitch… definitely not.

24.     DO THEY HAVE A SHORT TEMPER? WHAT’S MOST LIKELY TO SET IT OFF?

not at all. if you wanna get him riled, be loud and wrong about whatever. music, politics, comics, etc. but to get him pissed? yeah, you’d have to perform some low blows. @ mommy probably. 

26.     WHAT ARE THEY MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT? WHAT COULD THEY DEBATE ABOUT FOR HOURS?

everything under the sun. he doesn’t need to be passionate about something to talk about it… you’ve seen it. but—comic books, punk rock, and politics (as seen above). old horror cinema, too. he likes stuff, okay.

28.     DO THEY HAVE KIDS? DO THEY WANT KIDS? IF SO, HOW MANY?

his opinion on kids has really changed since i discovered he can’t have any… and so, he wants one. is that too much to ask? i think the fuck not. i also don’t think he’d ever go out of his way to adopt one but—he still would like to be a dad one day. if only to show his own how incredibly easy it is to not be a deadbeat. 

30.     IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY THEY WANT TO CHANGE?

whatever part is that makes people walk out on him. just kidding! haha, unless…

32.     DO THEY CRITIQUE OTHERS EASILY? DO THEY JUDGE FROM AFAR?

he judges everyone. up close and personal. you cannot escape the the criticism of one julian apolskis. no matter how hard you try… anyone who’s spoken to him can attest to that.

34.     ARE THEY THE JEALOUS TYPE? WHAT ARE THEY MOST LIKELY TO BE JEALOUS OF?

not really. but i think he suffers from the common insecurity of everybody likes somebody more than me which he’s fine with… for the most part. 

36.     WOULD THEY RATHER BE ALONE OR IN A RELATIONSHIP?

GIVE JULI A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! and that’s all.

38.     DO THEY HAVE PARENTS / PARENTAL FIGURES? DO THEY HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM?

he has his mommy <3 and they have a great relationship. like as good as one’s relationship with their parent can get. as for his dad… * slitting throat motion *

40.     DO THEY HAVE A BIG FAMILY OR A SMALL FAMILY?

it’s wee. he only has his mom and his sister. then cousin and aunt, of course. but that’s it. * insert that one quote from lilo & stitch *

42.     ARE THEY HAPPY IN THEIR CURRENT LIVING SITUATION? WHY OR WHY NOT?

it’s 50/50. on one hand, he likes being at home and not paying too much in rent. on the other, he’s living AT HOME. my man is twenty-four years old, he does not need his mommy watching him like hawk. 

44.     DID THEY GO TO COLLEGE, OR ARE THEY ATTENDING? DID / DO THEY LIKE IT?

lol, and put his mom in more debt? it’s a no from him.

46.     IF THEY COULD CONTROL ONE THING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

probably the US government, i will not lie to you. #Juli4Prezzie

48.     DO THEY HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA? DO THEY LIKE IT OR HATE IT? OBSESS OVER IT?

ma’am it’s 1983.

50.     WHERE DO THEY SEE THEMSELVES IN 2 / 5 / 10 YEARS?

i’ve already said… dead, dead, and dead.

[morganmackk]

Opionons on your wee fave chrissie x

Wee shite, my pink face gal, hilarious, fab makeup 24/7, gorgeous lil thang - emphasis on lil 😉 honestly don't know what I'd do or where I'd be without her, so so much love, defo need to get together more 💖xx

[magnuficent76]

Pokémon the Caedes would have and why because Bored in Class

MARIA [their mom] (Not really a trainer, just thinks Pokémon are Neat)

- Audino [It's a very sweet looking Pokémon and its also often associate with medicine, something she wanted to pursue before she decided to settle down with Lucio. She'd call it Vanilla or something and it'd be her 4th spoiled baby (see 3rd spoiled baby below).

- Larvitar [It eats dirt and Maria is a farmer, so opening up the extra space is a big help for her ! She treats it like a little guy and loves carrying it around despite the fact it weighs her own bodyweight.]

LUCIO [their dad] (Rock type)

- His team is entirely utilitarian, since Lucio constantly is travelling and battling and whatnot, but he does have some affection for the little guys. Like everything else in this man's life however, he is very very bad at showing love and often comes across as cold because of it.

- Rhyhorn [It's big, its sturdy and, much like Lucio himself, its very grumpy and old. Probably his starter to be honest.]

- Onix [No funny business type of guy. I just think it fits with his permanent scowl and ever so disturbing stare.]

- Graveler [see above]

- Aggron [All work no play Pokémon. Probably main damage source in the team]

ARCHER (Psychic type)

- Ralts [Eventually grows into Gallade, but his dad only got him one because Archer had a bowl cut and thought it was funny. Also just kind of a good starter in general. Helped Archer through a lot of weird times in his life :]]

- Rotom [Mostly a convenience thing but also connects to another character in his story. It plays inconvenient sound effects. Constantly]

- Magnemite -> Magneton [Was bonded to his brother's Beldum, and wouldn't let go even if you threw it far away. Eventually got really attached and just never let go. Kind of an exception in his team since he doesn't really battle with it.]

- Espeon [Evolved from an eevee he stole rescued from some bandits. Acts as his third eye and partner in crime, and is the only thing that Archer considers to be as smart if not more smart than himself. Loves this thang to death, would absolutely kill for it. And he has.]

JONAH (Steel/Electric type)

- Lilipup -> Stoutland [Not really for battle, this is more of a service dog. Has been with Jonah since forever, and he loves it to death.]

- Mareep -> Flaaffy [Silly wee lad, technically his starter since it was given to him by his mom...until]

- Beldum -> Metagross [Listen man if you show this guy a cool ass robot you BET YOUR ASS he's gonna use it as his main Pokémon. Bonded to his brother's magnemite, and a real powerhouse of a creature. It can probably level a building if it wanted to but its still very gentle, which is probably why Jonah loves it so much.]

V V V Turns into V V V

M3PH1ST0 (Steel/Electric still, but more aggressive)

- Ampharos [After everything that goes down in act 5, Ampharos evolves after a really tough battle, and now it is choosing violence. No more mr nice floof.]

- Metagross [Still the same guy, but now it is FIERCELY protective of Mephisto and refuses to leave its side or go into a poké ball. Everyone in Mephisto's team got traumatized along with them <3]

- Magnezone [Stole its brother's magnemite after their last battle, and brought it to its full potential... totally not because the Metagross would've cried if its buddy wasn't coming along for the ride.]

- Rotom [Stole this mf too <3 no leaving anybody behind ever again]

- Flygon [Not really theirs, just holding onto it until... a certain someone comes back for it. Still very nice to it because its a big ol' lil guy.]

[304s16sweirdos]

Hey lil bitty im in yo city! Wee can eat & get up out this thang w/o payin... Thats all im sayin 😭😭😭 #pgo #rpgo #hgo #rhgo #gamerelated #gameorientated #304s_16s_weirdos #DineAndDash #Division (at Dine And Dash)

[rotk-music]

Suga Suga (featuring Frankie J) Baby Bash

So tight, so fly You got me lifted, you got me lifted

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceilin' And ooh wee it's the ultimate feelin' You got me lifted feeling so gifted

Sugar how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly?

You know it's leather when we ride Wood grain and raw hide Doing what we do, watching screens getting high Girl you keep it so fly with your sweet honey buns You was there when the money gone You'll be there when the money comes Off top I can't lie I love to get blowed You my lil' sugar, I'm yo little chulo And every time we kick it it's off to the groovy Treat you like my sticky icky or my sweet ooy gooy (For real though)

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted

Sugar how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly?

Now I ain't worried about a thang 'cause I just hit me a lick I got a fat sack and a super fly chick There ain't nothing you can say to a playa' 'Cause doo-wop, she fly like the planes in the air That's right she's full grown settin' the wrong tone I'm diggin' the energy and I'm lovin' the ozone So fly like a dove, fly like a raven Quick to politic with some fly conversation In a natural mood then I'm a natural dude And we some natural fools blowin' out by the pool She like my sexy cool mama, we'll blaze on the Barada Rockin' Dolce & Gabbana, hydro in a Cubana

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted

Sugar how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly?

You know it's leather when we ride Wood grain and raw hide Doing what we do, watching screens getting high Girl you keep it so fly with your sweet honey buns You was there when the money gone You'll be there when the money comes

You know it's leather when we ride Wood grain and raw hide Doing what we do, watching screens getting high Girl you keep it so fly with your sweet honey buns You was there when the money gone You'll be there when the money comes (For real though)

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted

Sugar how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly? Suga suga how you get so fly?

So high like I'm a star So high like I'm a star So high like I'm a star So high like I'm a star

Written by Francisco Javier Bautista, Nathan Perez, Ronald Ray Bryant • Copyright © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Jellybean Music Group

Music Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgStv12dwA