#wei pai

[venomsreviews]

Who's your favorite Venom?

Five Deadly Venoms (1978)

[venomous-five]

Wei Pai in Jiang Hu Liao Duan (1988)

[disgracefulthings]

Hungover Lan Wangji: ughhh, what happened...?

Wei Wuxian: Wow, drunk Lan Zhan is an entirely different person

Lan Wangji: ...what did I do?

Wei Wuxian: Well, after having a sip of alcohol and passing out, you woke up and tried to steal some chickens

Lan Wangji: Oh god

Wei Wuxian: Then you confessed your undying love for me and told me I am not allowed to kiss anyone but you

Lan Wangji covering his face: Oh no

Wei Wuxian: Then you got us married and adopted an orphan

Lan Wangji: That explains the child

Wei Wuxian: His name is A-Yuan. Then you brought us back to the Jinshi and passed out again

Lan Wangji: Why did you let me do those things?

Wei Wuxian: I was also very drunk

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

[kidhellion]

that one interaction at the dog park but make it a buffy quote

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

✨YiZhan as WangXian✨

(aka YiZhan switching roles)

Bonus: xz and wyb actually playing each other’s roles

[restingdomface]

Wei Wuxian: *using a Barbie credit card to line up coke*

Jiang Cheng: Your husband literally has centurion, and you’re making coke lines with /that/?

Wei Wuxian: This is his centurion. I put a Barbie skin on it.

Jiang Cheng: *turns to LWJ* You let him put a Barbie skin on a centurion? Why??

Lan Wangji: He’s very pretty.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah. I’m very pretty. I asked him while I was on his di-

Jiang Cheng: *screaming and shoving a hand over his mouth, realizes he doesn’t know where it’s been, takes it back* I hate you both with all my heart, I hope you know that.

[teardew]

crop of a commission n_____n

[bishy437]

dbl date vwv

[spottedgardeneelstan]

(it isn’t sex it isn’t texting it’s a secret third thing)

based on this post

[venomsreviews]

Wei Pai in The Prodigal Son (1981)

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: I'm barely even passable right now. I'm shocked Lan Zhan even likes me.

Jiang Cheng: Me too.

Wei Wuxian: Me too what?

Jiang Cheng: I'm just saying you're right. I'm on your side.

Wei Wuxian: You think I'm disgusting?

Jiang Cheng: What?

[khattikeri]

Always fucks me up how in volume 1 we get this:

wherein Wei Wuxian (and the reader) assumes that Jiang Cheng is violent with Jin Ling, but Jin Ling confirms the exact opposite. Sometimes he gets pinched or smacked upside the head, but that's worlds apart from how Madam Yu operated.

Then, in the final volume during Guanyin Temple, we see this.

Dude. This scene is literally the first time in Jin Ling's entire life that Jiang Cheng has ever actually hit him.

It's not even meant as a punishment or to flaunt his power as Jin Ling's guardian! Jin Ling was trying to hold him back, but anyone who did that would've been smacked down all the same. Jiang Cheng was understandably overwhelmed by all kinds of conflicting emotions and grief. At this point it hasn't even been a full 24 hours since the golden core reveal. Possibly not even half that.

And with all the gore and bloodshed after with Jin Guangyao also showing a side to himself that Jin Ling had never seen before, it's no wonder Jin Ling ends up equally overwhelmed and bursting into tears by the end, scream-sobbing at other adults to mind their own fucking business about him crying.

This one moment with Jiang Cheng barely even skims the surface of all the shocking things that Jin Ling experienced in such a short time frame.

idk how to even end this post man i'm just emo

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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[rox-of-iu]

bought "immortal life" as a gift for myself and I'm immediately obsessed

it's stardew valley style farm sim but xianxia (said by someone who never played stardew or farm sims this is guesswork lol)

anyway it's early access now but it will come out as a full game in Jan 2024! and I guess there is a possibility that the price will go up once it's a full game cuz that happens sometimes so if ur interested now is your chance hah (its on sale rn for 11,19€)

[liverbiver9]

sorry i know i should stop with my mdzs modern au obsessions but i literally Can’t Stop Thinking about teenxian overhearing teenji play wangxian.mp3 on the piano or violin or something like Once because he was stalking looking for teenji and then he promptly forgot where he heard the melody only to make a Perfect Rendition of teenji’s emotional soulmate love song on his motherfucking harmonica. teenji is confused/furious/horny about it.

please i just need wangxian.mp3 played on wei wuxian’s bright red harmonica covered in random, peeling stickers that he keeps in a case that’s literally attached to his belt like a fucking NERD. teenxian walking around with a harmonica case on his belt all the time. he’s been through three cases because he keeps biffing it on his skateboard.