#weird Minecraft spawn

[edwardos]

A Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 spawn. Seed: Blue Heeler

[whump-galaxy]

The whumpee intentionally breaks something of the carewhumper’s to get their attention. The carewhumper goes deathly quiet, staring at the pieces on the ground.

As the seconds tick by, the whumpee begins to regret their choice. They wonder if the carewhumper will finally drop the caring act.

[solargeist]

Oh oh if we're feeding Grian, I'd like to offer him a White Person Taco. (Don't want it to he too spicy for him!!!)

-Lunar (a white person who also can't handle spice)

omg right he's british he cannot handle spice ADJGKADJGK

i imagine Watchers can spawn food bc they know how it's made, like, every single component, i think if they offered him a taco he'd be genuinely impressed, like, its so much to remember.

he's also a bit iffy about the meat.

[djevelbl]

THE NEW PVPCIV EPISODE UUUUSUWUDUUW1122

REAL REAL REAL seawatt going through a mass extinction is apparently a canon event every version of evboverse!seawatt gotta go through i guess LMAO

[fluffydragonchips]

i absolutely LOVE 20w14infinite

[ace-of-arrows]

If I had a nickel for every time a creeper blew up my enchanting set up, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's really fricking annoying that it happened even once

[godofthestupid]

So me and three of my friends started a minecraft server(2.0,we gave up on 1.0,it was a bit stressful at the time,but 2.0 looks good!) and of course it's modded lovingly by two of my friends. They added in some building mods which I greatly enjoy because I am a builder by heart but they also added stuffed animals,more trees and biomes,etc.

In one of the mods there are goblin traders. Tiny goblin dudes just spawning in your world who can trade you trash for really good stuff and even really rare and expensive stuff for very little.

So after we all settled into our homes,me and my best friend @dragonscereals picking almost the same type because we share one singular braincell and it screams for island on a lake surrounded by mountains,we started doing our own stuff,building and making farms.

And as I was working on the first layer of the Tyrverne(the tavern from my dnd campaign which I will use later for the promised comic) a goblin trader appeared in the water.

You see,these goblin traders are small and extremely cute,so of course I grabbed a nametag and together with cereals the little goblin trader received the name 'Olaf'

But! Olaf disappeared on the next day. Distraught we searched for him. To no avail and gave up the search,thinking he might've dispawned.

The following day though there he was,on the steps of the tavern,like he had waited for us to come back on. I let him in,walls already build for the first layer and having now a door and he explored the rooms! He ran around looking at the stoney walls and purple windows and my chaos of a chest monster in the future kitchen.

He hasn't left the tavern since,always coming towards me when I log on and sometimes gently pushing me around when I'm trying to find something in my chests or inventory. Olaf also looked at the first roof and the beginning of the second floor,balancing on the wooden beams supporting the not layed out yet floor. There is also a decorative skeleton at the entrance which he likes a lot because he danced on it for quite some time

He is like my child which I found literally on the water while fishing and took home

[clowder-system]

today i got a. really weirdly intricate dream about luna and nightmare moon (the horse show) that was so plural and weirdly personal. it got time travel (going back to an earlier point of the day when you fuck up something and then figuring out a different approach with all that knowledge. kinda like those time loop thingies but consensual and also its not a time loop. luna time powers can't believe hasbro forgot to include them in the show). it got the usual quality of Average Stressful Growling Dream when people were mad at me. As I wroke up (or before even) first thought that I thunk was "now the moon horse is gonna nestle within my brain too isn't she". luna and slash nightmare moon of the em el pees if ur reading this right now hope the Flesh Hell Labirynths aren't a bother or something

[blazewatergem]

[citrine-elephant]

playing an amplified minecraft world (1.21 snapshots, too!)

skulk reaching y = 64 and above... ancient cities breached by collapsed aquafers...

the sun, never rising again...

the skulk reaching so high makes me imagine a scenerio where it's gotten far out of control. the Player thinks that it's contained only to the underground, only rarely above y=10 or so. but impossible to reach the surface.

they call it the deep dark, after all.... it can't possibly survive the sunlight....

but.... the sun never came up. it's been days, months. the sun hasn't returned....

[edwardos]

[sweetestsong]

giggling at the thought of this but what i think tf141 wears for underwear

this art spawned the idea

ghost - plain dark colored boxers, probably have holes in them, definitely old enough to get a learner’s permit. the bands are worn down and stretched to the point where they fall down comedically if he’s only in his underwear. he has a pair of good boxers that are just under a decade old, have no holes, and he only wears them on special occasions.

price - tighty. whiteys. nothing else. like spongebob in this bitch. all kept as fresh and clean as possible, he has separate drawers for his work underwear and his civy underwear. the work underwear drawer is often gone through, junked, and replaced by civy underwear and civy underwear is replaced with new underwear.

gaz - plain colored briefs from walmart, but he gets the more expensive kind. hates when they’re brand new because they feel more stiff and itchy, but he grits his teeth and bares it like a good soldier. refreshes his drawer about once a year. has considered boxers before but he hates the feeling of extra fabric on his legs.

soap - silly boxers. he’s in department stores all the time getting ones with the simpsons, garfield, superman, the classic hearts pattern, and even has a pair of minecraft boxers he likes to put on when he knows someone’s going to see them. just a man dedicated to the bit genuinely. his favorite pair is the pair the guys bought him that says ‘this juicy ass belongs to the government’ with a heart. he laughed so hard he was sobbing when he opened his christmas gift.

also:

they rag on each other in the locker rooms ALLL THE TIME about each other’s tastes in undergarments. they call price an old man and ask if women lose their dentures in his jungle that’s fighting the fabric, they ask ghost if he’s actually secretly buying designer boxers with weird style choices for thousands of dollars, gaz gets told he looks like he’s going to be diving in a pool for the olympics (in an insulting way), and soap… soap tries to pretend they’re laughing with him.

no, none of them have changed their underwear tastes based on the ragging. in fact, price started starching his underwear, ghost has purposefully ripped his more, gaz started buying the most obnoxious colors so they have to look, and i honestly don’t think soap can get anymore outlandish so. he just keeps doing his thing.

[boxheadpaint]

playing Minecraft horror themed mod packs as of late to sort of taste test all the scary mods in groups. Sadly yeah most of them are pretty much derivatives of the dweller but usually louder, and the variation between designs is pretty much just in like… number of teeth. The knocker though is neat, got me pretty good at one point and does a bit more than Play Loudest Sound On Earth And Insta Kill You.

horror elements mod is a common one that is Immensely funny. from the outside it’s unnerving with the over the top gruesome models but in game they come off as like your Minecraft world turning into a neighborhood-wide haunted house competition. Structures of violent scenes pop up everywhere but don’t actually do anything and occur at such a high interval that they have no impact. It’s mostly just a fun mod for creepy decor so while I do understand why someone would include it in a mod pack it more detracts from the fear factor

“cantbreathe” is a dweller-type that’s fairly popular last I checked and though I think it’s mainly for the design. It’s cute but other than that… the noise gets you one time and is just annoying after. There was one mod I don’t know the name of yet that was doing something neat, intentionally or not, of spawning their creepy figure further away from the player and vanishing after idling for a bit. Never jumped out at me like the others but kept me on edge way better.

another mod in development currently is “in your world” if I recall correctly, and it’s doing some pretty weird things in a fun way. Rather than being hounded it makes itself home In Your World of course and you have to seek out what the deal is. Makes the scare a bit more impactful, and im wondering where they’re going with it. Interested 2 see

and of course from the fog is a similar one that’s already a classic- herobrine haunting your ass for real, never jumping out and attacking you but stalking from nearby and making changes around you. The effect doesnt last the longer you play and it ends up coming off more as your creepy roommate who shows up to ask what youre making I fucking forgot my spaghetti I forgot I was cooking spaghetti my fucking spaghetti is stuck together my spaghetti is stuck together now Jesus Christ

[xavsua]

( ♡ ) MON CHÉRIE — NAGI S. & KENMA K. ( # calling them weird nicknames and Minecraft w them ) 1.

( KENMA KOZUME )

it all started when kuroo wanted to bother kenma.

but kenma? he didn't want to deal with him today.

well, atleast the game was fun!!

( NAGI SEISHIRO )

reo just wanted to know his reactions, thats all, calling nagi those himself would be weird and can cause some..rumors.

And so he then brought you!

in the end he just accepted it, he wanted to play with you that's all.

if you were a random person Minecraft with them will be fast paced, they're already heading for the ender dragon but if you were well just you and you want it like a veryyy slow pace such as building a base, mining, and basically other stuffs you'd do then they'll be slow paced.

( KENMA KOZUME )

at first he'd probably be the one mining for some good armor but if you said you ran out of resources while building the house he'd immediately go up to the surface to get you more resources.

"Aw, i ran out of wood and it's turning night time," you said as you went out of the base to kill some sheep to get wool for the bed.

"I'll get you resources," kenma said as his character got out of the cave and ran straight into the woods and got into chopping.

"Oh thank you, you're a lifesaver ken,"

he'd chop trees until there weren't any more trees near the house. (yes, he already had diamonds)

( NAGI SEISHIRO )

well at the first he'd probably be like the one giving you a lot of stuff needed, like wood for you and wood for him basically sharing.

"nagi i feel like we should find a good base spot!" you said as your character chopped the tree.

"yeah, anyways here's 16 aok logs, don't waste all of them." nagi said dropping it on your character casually.

"that fast?" "dont question it."

"okay- anyways—" you were about to run but nagi hit you making your character turn around to look at him, "what was that for?"

he dropped 3 irons "iron."

"thanks!"

he went silent for a bit until another person spoke up, "sup y/n!" reo chimed, he joined the call.

( NAGI SEISHIRO & KENMA KOZUME )

you were just playing in your Minecraft world, killing some zombies, mining, building and all.

kenmaz12 joined the world

seisehiro joined the world

the two joined at the same time you immediately went to their spawn point to greet them but when the two finally loaded in the two started hitting each other.

(your username): hey stop im turning pvp off

the two immediately stopped.

after a while kenma found nagi's house.

kenmaz12: ts ugly.

seisehiro: bruh sybau

(your username): ??

(your username) fell into lava

THIS WAS SUPPOSED T BE POSTED YESTERDAY OHNYMGOD

[jetra4ivor]

The Minecraft movie has the pink sheep get ripped apart by Zombies. We don’t see it but we hear it screaming and it’s never seen again.

Endermen make you hallucinate your insecurities.

Creepers are friendly and only explode when you hit them.

The nether looks the way it does because “they mined it out too much.” That’s… that doesn’t even make sense.

“As a child I yearned for the mines” is literally Steve’s backstory.

The movie spends so much time explaining how the world of Minecraft works, only to then continuously and repeatedly get how the Minecraft world works WRONG.

Steve has barely been to the nether, but thinks he has 3 Elytra in his inventory at all times (he actually only has 2).

The rails in the creeper cave are activator rails, not powered rails. They never bothered to fix this mistake.

The Nitwit hit by Jennifer Cooledge’s character goes on a date with her and they make loving eyes at each other, and NO ONE QUESTIONS THIS.

Technoblade is references as a pig wearing a crown in the city.

The Piglins can talk.

Jack black songs like 4 different songs, complete with dance numbers and dancing pandas. Why?

Jack Black just announces EVERYTHING. “Flint and steel!” “The nether!” “Chicken jockey!” He has to tell you what everything is in the most Jack Black way possible. That’s his whole character.

Jason Mamoa gets routinely beaten up. Every 5 seconds hes being hit, knocked over, smacked, attacked, or does something stupid to injure himself.

Jason Mamoa and Jack Black 69 each other at one point.

When Steve goes back home to the real world he finds out that Alex is living in his old home and it’s implied they’re gonna team up for a sequel (please god NO).

The kid puts swiftness boots on an iron golem recipe to make a “special” iron golem that doesn’t use swiftness or speed.

Steve’s “full set of Diamond armor” doesn’t include pants, despite us seeing Diamond pants in the background earlier in the film.

One of the Piglins is named “General Chungus.”

Someone unironically says “unalived.”

Several prominent Minecraft YouTubers appear…. For about 10 seconds. And then they’re gone.

Jason Mamoa’s character just says Spanish phrases wrong. Constantly.

The green screening in many shots is atrocious, especially when characters are running. Often times it’s clear that some of the actors weren’t even talking to each other the same day or acting together in the same shot,m and they were just comped together later in post.

There’s a bunch of Napoleon Dynamite references for some reason. I know it’s the same director, but wtf who is this for? No kid today knows Napoleon Dynamite.

“First we mine! Then we craft! Let’s MINECRAFT!” Is a thing that is said….

Herobrine isn’t technically n the movie, but Steve appears with white eyes after the kid looks at an enderman and hallucinates.

The movie is supposedly about “creativity” and yet we never see any of the characters doing anything really creative at all. Even when they’re being “creative” they’re making the most generic safest looking builds and traps. The creativity here is if someone spawned into Minecraft and just built nothing but Villager homes instead of anything uniquely interesting.

Everything about this film’s humor comes from laughing at how weird things are. Look blocks! Weird! Look blocky humanoid creatures! Weird! Look day night is fast! Weird! Isn’t it funny that Jenifer Cooledge is on a date with the Nitwit cuz Villager’s are inherently ugly! It feels condescending towards the people who actually love Minecraft in the way The Big Bang Theory is condescending towards actual fans of geek culture. It’s 90’s level “look at this freak” style humor. It’s like if Minecraft is a game for autistic people, the Minecraft movie is for normies to make fun of autistic people.

[holyblonded]

ale at first not noticing how random games seem to be downloaded on her phone. doesn’t even notice they’re all organized in a folder named so obviously by estrella. something like IF YOU DELETE THESE 👹 estrella could have a switch or a DS or a PSP (always containing that dog washing game for soleil) but she’d so often opt for alexia’s ipad or phone… especially on matches where they travel via bus (alexia ofc also doesn’t notice that estrella’s added her face to unlock her phone)

i also like to think of estrella and soleil playing minecraft sometimes and estrella’s beating the ender dragon while soleil’s on creative mode building a house for the two of them

— i said this once i’ll say it again i love the way you write these asks

— alexia’s phone is a war zone of random apps she definitely did not download. puzzle games, cooking simulators, an absurd amount of rhythm games, and more than one “escape the room” clone. she never even thinks twice about it until one day she’s trying to clear storage and notices a folder tucked deep in her home screen labeled in all caps “IF YOU DELETE THESE I WILL COME FOR YOU👹”

— she opens it and just blinks. there’s easily over twenty games inside, half of which she can’t even pronounce. she scrolls. there’s an app with a pixelated sheep, one with jelly cubes, and a weird horror game she swears estrella isn’t old enough to play.

— she turns to estrella with the most unimpressed mom expression. “what is all of this?”

estrella, completely unbothered says, “my coping mechanisms.”

— estrella definitely has a switch but refuses to carry it on short trips. “too heavy,” she says, as if it’s not smaller than her hoodie pocket. she could use her DS or PSP, but there’s something inherently more satisfying about stealing alexia’s phone.

— she’s also 100% added her own face to alexia’s face ID without her knowing. ale finds out only because one day her phone unlocks while estrella’s brushing her teeth across the room.

— “did you—”

estrella, with foam in her mouth, “i had to! the dragon was spawning and your face was too slow.”

— the bus rides to matches are chaos. estrella sprawled across multiple seats, alexia’s phone balanced on her knees, tongue sticking out slightly in concentration while she plays some obscure tower defense game.

— there’s always at least one game that is specifically for soleil. a cute little pet washing game, something with rainbow ducks or fluffy dogs, and estrella never deletes it. it’s “sol’s game” and she gets visibly annoyed if anyone even looks at it too long.

— sometimes when they’re home, estrella and soleil get sucked into long minecraft sessions. estrella’s grinding endermen and fighting for her life with the ender dragon while soleil is peacefully in creative mode, building them a two-story mushroom house with a heart-shaped window.

— “can you stop dying?” soleil asks, placing down a flower pot.

“can you help me kill the dragon?”

“i am literally landscaping.”

— estrella would die for her. but she also regularly traps soleil in a box of obsidian just to hear her yell.