#weirdly accurate

[icycoldninja]

The Remnants (Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz) incorrect quotes

Yazoo: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Yazoo: You know, Kadaj, you are the sun in my life. Kadaj: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot? Yazoo: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

Yazoo: Why is there blood everywhere? Loz: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Yazoo: You stabbed someone?! Loz: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Loz: I type how I think. Kadaj: Odd that you type at all then.

Loz: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Yazoo: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

Kadaj: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Yazoo: You looked in a mirror? Kadaj: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

Yazoo: Can you pass the salt? Kadaj: Can you pass away? Yazoo: Too much salt.

Kadaj: Do dragons fart fire? Yazoo: I don't know. Kadaj: I thought you went to college.

Loz, watching power lines fall down: Yazoo, Kadaj! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Loz: How would you like your coffee? Kadaj: As dark as my soul. Loz: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

Yazoo: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Yazoo: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Kadaj: Takes a sip of milk and gags Kadaj: Oh my god, is this expired? Kadaj: Takes another sip of milk

Loz: Knock, knock. Yazoo: Who's there? Loz: Boo! Yazoo: Boo who? Loz: Why are you crying? Yazoo: I'm not crying. Loz: Hello notcrying, I'm Loz.

Kadaj: Holy shit, Yazoo, do you know what this means?! Yazoo: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

Loz: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way. Yazoo: But your way is sheer force!

[space-is-v-big]

Showed my sister ghost-files today. She spent 5 minutes staring at Ryan and Shane, then proceeded to turn to me and say the words “Mario and Luigi ghost-hunting.” Then silently turned back to the TV.

[bladling]

thanks @anakincito and @jedibongrip piccrew tag games r the best <3

tagging @kyberkenobi @unspuncreature

[ascrambledmessofmuses]

📜- and one for Damon and Lexi ( @asystxle )

[alexlwoo]

.. what are you at your core?

flightless bird : the thought of your found family is what motivates you in your own little world. you touch the clouds, and the soil gives way under your footprints... this is utopia. if you were to erase one thing, it would be your memory. experience is important, but ignorance is bliss. identity, in heaven, should give way to happiness. you'd give anything just to sit by the swings and eat ice cream, but this isn't that kind of world. you have to get up and wash the dirt off of your scraped knees. you have an escapism problem.

[ramavoite]

Okay look this explanation gave me all kinds of feels

[bathrooms-of-the-wasteland]

Weird little quiz. It's not wrong though

[notacluedo]

I can’t remember if Andrew ever canonically pulls Neil in by the grating on his helmet but

[warbefall]

What shape does your pain take? // tagged by @wornempathy

GHOSTS

Your pain takes the shape of ghosts, haunting you, always there. No one would believe you if you told them, or understand even if they did. You don't know how to make them go away, or what they want. They just follow you, casting shadows over all you do, being your fears and the embodiment of all you've lost or are afraid of losing.

They can't touch you though... Can they?

[exploringopensky]

was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head

[icycoldninja]

Sephiroth: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. Sephiroth: walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone Angeal: Hey, Sephiroth, how was your day? Sephiroth: picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Angeal Hell. Genesis, watching this unfold: whispers Who hurt you? Genesis: Are you ready to commit? Sephiroth: Like, a crime or a relationship? Sephiroth: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Angeal: Sephiroth, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Genesis? Angeal: Is Sephiroth always like this when he loses? Genesis: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. Sephiroth: You bumped that table and you know it!

Sephiroth, gently nudging Genesis aside with his foot: Genesis, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Genesis, his eyes enormous: You kick Genesis? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Sephiroth! Jail for Sephiroth for one thousand years!

[royalarchivist]

Pac: [He] fell, oh my god– I almost killed Ramon, I almost killed Ramon.

Pac: Ah, I miss Ramon, guys. I miss Ramon, man. [He stares at the little Ramon plush for a moment] I miss Ramon, I was a bit of a downer there, sorry.

[flyingnightmouse]

virgin “let’s have weird Vibes and never truly acknowledge it” tntduo VS chad “constantly argue and canonically have minecraft sex live on stream several times” slimeriana

[faunandfloraas]

Birth date analysis // Seungmin - September 22nd: The Day of Restless Drive.

September 22 - Virgo/Libra

The Day Of Restless Drive

Those born on September 22 have a restless drive. Usually they bring the one they are working on to completion only to immediately set out on a new one without rest. They are also capable of handling several projects at the same time. Those born on this day have a low boredom threshold, and consequently demand challenging people and situations. They can be outgoing and dynamic types at one time, and solitary and unapproachable at another. In either case, their strong character is unmistakable.

Often September 22 people oscillate between an offensive and defensive posture. In one sense, such postures may be one and the same since a good offense is the best defense and vice-versa. Whether in a broad social context or on a personal level, the issues and ideas those born on this day are most often concerned with involve fairness and equality. In general matters pertaining to the delegation and exercise of power. In putting forth their arguments, they can be very ironic, witty and outright funny. Their humor, however, is not for everyone as it is liable to be off-beat, sardonic, perhaps even macabre.

Those born on September 22 can hide a warm heart under a forbidding exterior, but generally will only open up to people whom they deeply trust and value. Even then they may find it difficult to open all the way, principally because their orientation is highly realistic and the ironies of life all too visible to them. This day carries insight and clarity of vision both literal and figurative. September 22 people are excellent judges of character, and capable of sizing people up very quickly. Those few friends whom they allow into their inner sanctum they value most highly, usually for life.

September 22 people can often have a greater effect on those around them than they realize, and indeed can register a high degree of shock value. Because of their often disturbing impact, they should seek to be more aware of their effect on others, both friends and foes alike. True warriors in the battle of life, they must take stock of their armaments and defenses, using them judiciously and effectively, and avoid isolating and alienating themselves.

Strengths:

Individual

Perceptive

Well-directed

Weaknesses:

Guarded

Acerbic

Dark

[send-beer-money]

BG3 as Obscurest Vinyl

PART ONE | PART TWO

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[pinkd3mon]

Dedede at the end of revenge of the king

Day 4 of drawing random kirby shitpost for every day of October