#Ffvii incorrect quotes

[icycoldninja]

FFVII incorrect quotes

Cloud: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. Tifa: You mean glory days? Cloud: Ah, that too.

Barret: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough. Aerith : Yeah, you just catch it. Tifa: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit. Cloud: Then I just use a spear instead. Barret: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

Zack, throwing a pokeball at Sephiroth: Sephiroth, I choose you! Sephiroth, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Rude: Last week, Reno tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Rufus: I taught the dog a new trick. throws ball Fetch! Dog: just stands there Tseng: He didn’t do it. Rufus: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

Rude : Is… Is that meant to be on fire? Reno : No… not really. Rude : Are you going to do something about it? Reno : Hm… nah.

Cloud: Hey, Vincent, do you have any hobbies? Vincent: Swimming.. Cloud: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to- Vincent: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Genesis: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? Angeal: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

Cloud: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Sephiroth, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

[druvjelly]

Tifa: men be like “I’m fighting demons” and the demons are bisexuality

Vincent: *looks himself in the mirror and rethinks several things*

[prompto-but-extra-soft]

Rufus:*over the phone* so what are you wearing?

Tseng: *audibly struggling* heavy-duty apron intended for body disposal

Rufus: what if I were the one currently choked to death by your hands?

Tseng: Sir, we've talked about this,

[goldieclaws]

After sharing my previous animation, here's something far more lighthearted, as well as short and sweet!

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[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Zack: *leaning on the counter* Hey beautiful, come here often?

Cloud: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Zack: Play along!

Cloud: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married.

[superespresso]

Hi I made more.

[white-rose-of-wutai]

[beriidesu]

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[icycoldninja]

The Remnants (Kadaj, Yazoo, Loz) incorrect quotes

Yazoo: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Yazoo: You know, Kadaj, you are the sun in my life. Kadaj: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot? Yazoo: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

Yazoo: Why is there blood everywhere? Loz: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife. Yazoo: You stabbed someone?! Loz: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Loz: I type how I think. Kadaj: Odd that you type at all then.

Loz: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Yazoo: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

Kadaj: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Yazoo: You looked in a mirror? Kadaj: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

Yazoo: Can you pass the salt? Kadaj: Can you pass away? Yazoo: Too much salt.

Kadaj: Do dragons fart fire? Yazoo: I don't know. Kadaj: I thought you went to college.

Loz, watching power lines fall down: Yazoo, Kadaj! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

Loz: How would you like your coffee? Kadaj: As dark as my soul. Loz: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

Yazoo: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Yazoo: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Kadaj: Takes a sip of milk and gags Kadaj: Oh my god, is this expired? Kadaj: Takes another sip of milk

Loz: Knock, knock. Yazoo: Who's there? Loz: Boo! Yazoo: Boo who? Loz: Why are you crying? Yazoo: I'm not crying. Loz: Hello notcrying, I'm Loz.

Kadaj: Holy shit, Yazoo, do you know what this means?! Yazoo: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

Loz: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way. Yazoo: But your way is sheer force!

[rottenpumpkin13]

The Turks come into the office one day and find a cat sitting at Tseng desk instead of him. They become convinced that the cat is Tseng. Lazard, totally know that it’s not him and wanting to prank Rufus, adds to the chaos and tells them the only cure for spotantenous animal transformation is true love’s kiss.

Cue the Turks bursting into a director’s meeting, waving a now very angry cat at Rufus.

Reno, sobbing, shoving the cat into his face: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE TO KISS IT.

Rude: WE NEED TSENG BACK.

Cissnei: HE CAN'T BE A CAT FOREVER. KISS IT.

Rufus: ALRIGHT!

*Rufus gently grabs the cat*

Rufus: Tseng, I assure you this is as uncomfortable for me as it is for you. I hope this doesn't affect our relationship. Please, forgive me.

*Rufus kisses the cat*

*Tseng walks through the door*

Rufus: !?

*The cat turns back into Sephiroth*

Sephiroth: That was a—stop screaming—that was a delightful experience and I cannot wait to die and then reincarnate as a cat.

[strayheartless]

Genesis and Zack except it’s that one scene from BG3:

Genesis: WHAT IN THE SWEET HELLS WERE YOU THINKING ACTIVATING THAT SUMMON?! I WAS RIGHT THERE! GODS! Do you have any idea how much that hurt?!

Zack, cringing: sorry! I’ll be more careful next time I swear.

Genesis: Next time? No no no, if there is a “next time” I’ll be the one wielding the almighty weapon, thank you!

*Angeal glared at him*

Genesis, grudgingly: …although I do appreciate you trying to fix your mistake… just don’t do it again.

Zack: I healed you didn’t I?!

Genesis: excuse me? That was the least you could do after dropping a building on me!

Zack, pushing his luck: I thought your fire powers protected you from getting hurt by heat?

Genesis: well, apparently there’s a limit. Somewhere between a nice summers day, and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF IFRIT!! Next time Zackary, at least warn me before you do something stupid. At least then I can get out of the blast radius.

Zack: …I think I liked you better as a pile of smouldering leather…

*Sephiroth pulls Zack back by the scruff of the neck before Genesis strangled him.*

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: You expect me to stop her?

Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?

Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.

Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Vincent: Today I realised I'm old.

Barret: What happened?

Vincent: I fell in the bar and instead of laughing, Yuffie came running to see if I was ok.

Barret:

Vincent: I saw fear in her eyes.

[sephirthoughts]

cloud: crushes are the worst. whenever i’m near mine, i start acting stupid

zack: you always act stupid

zack:

zack: wait...

[white-rose-of-wutai]

Yuffie: *bleeding out after getting stubbed* This is totally not tubular dude bro

Vincent: Please for the love of god say something else those cannot be your last words