I HAVE RETURNED!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
She pauses--
"Baby, you were just on the toilet."
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tfw you integrate with that one romance/sex oriented-alter who always talked about girls so now you always want to talk about girls
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my muse for sam …. we are so back
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In tears.
Are there echoes more powerful? Absolutely.
Will he stay in my spell deck forever and never leave my side? Also absolutely.
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alfaro's route to the bigs with the red sox is so funny
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depressed people often withdraw socially so i'm really glad that our good friend jonathan harker is finally reaching out again
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This is News Reporter Anon, after a very long time, signing in! To get back on our feet let’s have a question of the day! Would you, viewers at home, have a full on makeout session with Dear EggBaby’s art? Now I don’t know about YOU but I definitely know about ME, anyways I’ll be waiting for your answers, this is Yours Truly, Singing Out! - Your local News Reporter
Oh boy... you heard them, folks... better answer before it's too late
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when the mutual that's been completely inactive for months shows up on your dash and in your notes again
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Welcome back to Tumblr I say to my edgy teen self
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. :c
The vampire lost it, howling with laughter as he threw his head back.
"NOW THAT! That is my kind of humor! Sorry if you actually lost your pops but shit man, your doctors suck." Nicholas was far too amused by this.
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