#what a blast from the past

[where-is-vintagebeef]

Beef's hard at work at his shift at The Purble Place Cake Factory

Beef hopes you like the cakes he's making!

[jamesrodayrodriguezpresents]

psychmoviefans Throwback to the 2013 Psych Super Bowl promo!

[phoebe-twiddle]

I was recently contacted by @pixeldots, who is putting together an archive blog for remi v3 colours with v2 black, asking if I had a folder with the cc hair I'd done, which I did have a remi folder but there was only one hair in it. They pointed me to an old reblog (from 2018! have I really been hanging around here for so long??) with a mediafire link, which led to discovering these oldies. I've reuploaded them to sfs now. :)

Trapping & Nymphy Collab (all ages): sfs download

Newsea Plush & Blush (all ages): sfs download

LeahLillith Horus (all ages): sfs download

Peggy Vanilla Swirl (all ages): sfs download

Nightcrawler Biscuit (all ages): sfs download

I believe these are remi v2 textures, v3 colours except for the black which is v2. I don't remember anything else about these files, but here they are!

[wilcze-kudly]

I think Bolin would enjoy fidget spinners.

[saintsenara]

Holy shit. I was snooping through your blog (as one does) and ran into a Murder at Malfoy Manor mention so unexpectedly I nearly choked. What a blast from the past!! And I'm pretty sure it must be the same one (after all, how many Cluedo meets Dumbledore-is-actually-timetraveller-Ron fics can there be?) but just to make sure: did the characters also separate into duos that lead to Draco/Ginny, Harry/Pansy, Snape/Narcissa and Vee nearly getting Hermione to become a DE?

YES and it fucking SLAPPED.

[birchghost]

omg I just remembered the time my mom brought me to the doctor at like 12 because "I had lost my spark" (embarrassing and demeaning) and the doctor prescribed me..... breathing exercises. GIRL I WAS DEPRESSED

[unabashedly-so]

because I was thinking about 10years ago, it unlocked a memory.

anyone play or remember Harvest Moon: A New Beginning? well, 10 years ago, I was down SO BAD for this fucking asshole.

Putting aside the compulsive heteronormativity and subtle misogyny that's just kinda baked into the game and its era, he calls the player (only once dating, I think?) "princess" all the damn time. imo this guy was only kept in-bounds by the rigid mechanics of the game needing to be wholesome.

but here's the thing here's the thing.

I went back and watched some of the heart scenes tonight and... listen. first obligatory self-call out "the more things change the more they stay the same yadda yadda something something Allen to Elliott maturity pipeline"

Listen to me.

do you understand

do you understand

if this game came back around right now with a few LGBTQIA+/feminist modifications

the absolute fucking porn fodder this condescending fucking asshole twink would generate

he calls the player "princess" several times per scene (once dating, at least, I think)

he consistently asks the player if they'll be a good girl for him

one of his heart scenes revolves around him requiring the player to "ask him cutely" in order to unlock his back story. He straight up will not disclose anything if the player won't ask cutely.

another one of his scenes revolves around him touching the player's hair (he's a hair stylist). The player can admit to liking him touching their hair, and he'll say, "That's because I've got the magic fingers. Or perhaps its because of your feelings for me?" (the player shows a delighted animation) "Both, it is! It sure feels great to have my cute girlfriend say things like that to me."

some choice lines include, "Don't forget that I'm the one who made your wish come true." "You get petulant so easily. It just makes me want to tease you all the time." "That means you're my girl now. You better do your best to make sure you don't lose my favor." "I love you, my princess. I'll make you the happiest woman in the world." once marriage is set:"On [marriage date], [Player Name] will truly be mine... Are you looking forward to it, princess?"

I could have sworn there was also one about sweet nothings all night but I can't find it.

anyway what I'm saying is 1.) if you want a mean but soft dom twink to call daddy, look no further and 2.) i'm fucking terrified of what smut might be out there already, it's been 10 years, y'all need jesus

[kritischetheologie]

ok you mentioned like. a sebmichael medieval arranged marriage thing a little while ago but never writing it but i’ve been thinking about it ever since and i need to know more ofc it’s entirely up to you whether you want to share but pls know that if you decide to write or publish it in any format i will be it’s biggest fan

thank you for this anon!! some rambling below the cut.

I do not currently have any plans to work on this fic; I'm about 6k into Space Sebcedes and also just agreed to step in and write a fic for a playlist exchange, so that's what's down the pipeline for me right now. I also just put so much humiliating "what the fuck does :pleading_face: mean use your words I don't speak bottom" yearning into saltwater and gasoline so it might be a hot minute before I yearn on main like that again. (if you like absolutely desperate yearning and Ye Olde Historical Whatever, you may also like the collection of vibes in the cottagecore sico bedtime story. I may be tossing some more on that pile pretty soon)

however. the sebmichael arranged marriage is one of my absolutely favorite thoughts to periodically chew on. vibes wise, it's basically set in the Fantasy Fanfic Middle Ages (TM); for those of you who want a historical touchpoint, think approximately eleventh-century soctland, insofar as we've got a general tendency towards the consolidation of power into kingdoms but we still have a series of kingships, warlords, constant skirmishes over borders, what have you.

anyway michael schumacher is an absolutely terrifying warlord in the process of some Territorial Consolidation Through Conquest. does he already have at least one dead wife? like, maybe. sebastian vettel is the terrified blushing virgin to be wed to him. Yes, sebastian is absolutely going to grow into being a Powerful Spouse Consort and also Horny As Fuck. we play the hits here on kritischetheologie dot tumblr dot com.

I might never write this because I just don't actually think I can be bothered doing the amount of worldbuilding I would need to do to make something hit in a serious way, but if I went for it on just vibes I would feel kind of cringe and gross, so instead I just think about michael in like bloodstained leather fucking seb on a fur rug immediately after returning from battle. that's what we're on about.

anyway some fic recs if you want Deeply Formative Arranged Marriage Shit (fun fact this is one of my few favorited tags on ao3 dot gov what does that fucking say about me):

the lady of storm's end, 148k, sansa stark / stannis baratheon, this fucking rewired my entire selfhood when i read it

she who would be queen, 98k, r*ylo, nobody fucking @ me about this

and I love this place, the enormous sky, 11k, bellarke, grounder!bellamy (if you like arranged marriage this ship has SO MUCH)

of weddings and warfare, 82k, hermione granger / remus lupin, also just search the entire "marriage law challenge" that was the SHIT

anyway that's enough het for now bye

[crushcandles]

Oh if you’re still doing the other ask game, I’m very curious to know what “someone almost dies” is

This is a very good ask because I do not remember thinking of this WiP, starting this WiP, or writing 8047 words of this WiP. I do not remember why this document is called someone almost dies.

This is NBC Hannibal fic, Hannibal/Will casefic combined with a developing BDSM dynamic.

Hannibal stays beside the chair, watching Will try to settle himself down. He's turning, nearing Hannibal's desk, taking slow steps, his hands still moving idly. His eyes are anyway but on Hannibal. They skitter, catch on Hannibal's desk, the sketch of a bird Hannibal did. He turns toward it. "So he means to be caught?" Hannibal suggests as Will picks up the paper, studying the lines of the bird Hannibal drew for him. Will glances at him, then down at the desk. "That's not very likely..." his voice trails off as his body goes hard at the sight of the pamphlet there. It's the one about bondage, if Hannibal remembers correctly. The one with the alluring photo of the man bound in so much slick black rope. Will tries to look at something else, but almost everything there is for him, the books, the photos. Even the neat notes Hannibal took.

you can still force my hand on WiPs here

[boyslit]

not to diluc slander on main but i just remembered what his hair reminded me of. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide - US kid's show from my tween years. I think he has a normal person name but in the show everyone calls him Coconut Head. 😭 my boy needs a makeover fr, let me do ur hair bb

[xoshepard]

wild convo i just had

jp coworker: so i like dokupe (short for doctor pepper) now

me: oh fr? i guess you just had to get used to it?

him: yeah i guess so! plus the main character of an anime i like drinks it

me: ..... steins;gate???????

him: OMG YEAH!!! how did you know

me: DOES ANYONE ELSE IN JAPAN SHORTEN DOCTOR PEPPER TO DOKUPE....

[ireallyamabear]

me @ episode 7 of the bear

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[kahnah23]

Hello! I hope you've been well <3 <3 I just wanted to say I was rereading some of your stories (I meant to just reread one bc I couldn't stop thinking abt a detail from it but,,, its like a rabbit hole I can't stop spiraling down) and I'm still in just. So much awe of how much effort and thought went into them all. Your multiverse for AH (rip o7) is so intricate but so so fitting and they're some of my favorite stories of all time!

I've been doing just fine! Making the jump from fanfiction to actually publishing stuff is hard but rewarding so far!

Oh damn, the good old multiverse. Sometimes I think back to it and wonder where all of that came from. It just made sense in my head? Was truly haunted by Pollux on that one, and he would not shut up until he found his ending. There are still some untold stories but I'm more than happy with what I did write down. It was a fun time!

Thank you so much for your kind words, they really meant a lot ♥

[geneticistlarrie]

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