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growing-up-my-hazel-tree · 1 year

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i want to rip away his gender with my bare hands and consume it like a ravenous dog

#not my art!!#hes is so pretty though god dammit #i want to be link but a lesbian and have my lil zelda gf #is that too much to ask #i want to rip away his gender with my bare hands and consume it like a ravenous dog #sure ill make it a tag too #what are you gonna do arrest me?#link #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild

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mythtakens · 2 months

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9-1-1 + overhead shots

#there's so many good ones i could make this 20 gifs long..............#also ik That One isn't in the actual episode but what are you gonna do? arrest me?#anyways i have work in 7 hours BYE.#tv: 911 #911 abc #911 fox #911edit #911gifs #tvedit #firefam #the 118 #mythtakensgif #tvgifs #televisiongifs #flashing tw

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voilaammayi · 8 months

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John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.

Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.

Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.

#sherlock and co #it’s all about the childlike wonder and awkward words fumbling with this man #don’t you even try taking him away from me #actually who’s gonna bet with me that john will be the last person to know that he himself has fallen in love with sherlock #not would but will because it w i l l happen one day #like come on companion?? are we in the victorian times once again trying not to get arrested for the gayness or what please #do you mean companion like maybe achilles and patroclus? yeah well they were gay #or maybe companion like ennis del mar and jack twist that summer on brokeback mountain? oh no would you look at that they were gay too #you ain’t fooling anybody darling #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #johnlock #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

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xx-akubara-xx · 13 days

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#WIIIIIIIIIIP #yeah another one okay what are you gonna do ARREST ME?#Sticking to a locked color pallet so I don't spend 99% of my time coloring

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andfangs · 9 months

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tagged by @saw-x & @talesfromthecrypts nine characters i loved this year! i love women who look like cinnamon rolls that can and WILL stab you and men i found in or around a trash can!! yes lemon & tangerine DO count as one character, they are a set, do not separate them! tagging (no pressure and if you did it already that's fine!): @38across, @javier-pena, @hellboys, @samanthamulder

#renfield 2023 #saw series #doctor who #narcos #nbc constantine #john constantine #bullet train #the thick of it #the bear #nbc hannibal #yes i did post peter capaldi characters twice what are you gonna do arrest me #riotgifs #tag game

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drumlincountry · 3 months

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I like to push back the idea that anarchism is the politics of a 12 year old on a skateboard who wants to stick it to the man. Cause, u know, its mostly about having very long and boring meetings. HOWEVER, today I did see some kids playing VERY disruptive ball games in a car park, disrupting traffic & risking possible property damage & making a café manager yell at them and :') it did cheer me up :')

#Hell yeah kids! occupy public space!#What are they gonna do? Arrest you? You're 12!#If a car is fragile enough to be damaged by some kids throwing a foam ball around & expensive enough for that to be an issue #Well maybe it shouldn't exist?#I think children having an open space to play is more important than having space to park in the middle of a town #If the cafe owner is mad about a window getting damaged well maybe he could spend some of his MILLIONS on building a goddamn park #Anyway. I'm strange #me Fein

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mangokabuto · 7 months

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Some genderbend sketch before bed <3

(bonus below cut. I got carried away w/ usopp lmao)

OH FUCK I FORGOT NAMI'S TATTOO LMAOOOO IGNORE THAT SORRY..

#my art #genderbend #i didnt do luffy but in my defense i think he/she would look the exact same #inspired by that ''outfits fem usopp would wear'' post u know the one #the last 1 is supposed to be like. og nami meets femusopp cause universe shenanigans. n they're both trans its important 2me that u kno tha #but if u want it to be og nami and og transfem usopp then. im not a cop lol #(i hc og usopp as transmasc so his genderbend-verse self is transfem. ye)#her name is Usagi. to me <3 #''to me'' i stole that name hc from someone on insta lol #fem sanji is like the rich working woman in a hallmark christmas movie. see the vision??#zoro looks The Same but w an undercut and her earrings are on the other ear #i knowww i didnt do franky or brook or chopper but i WILL #oh i also stole the idea for femsopp's little front braids from someone else!! not my idea but they r 2cute #you can claw my piercing hcs out of my cold dead hands #dont mention the lack of tattoo or ill car hammer explosion you #i didnt do usopp's nose cause i just dont draw it half the time. what r u gonna do arrest me /j

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the-darkestminds · 6 months

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I’m sorry but I think it’s so annoying to pop into someone’s replies and demand they change the tags on their post 😭 just keep scrolling, why you acting like a cop lol

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musicalmoritz · 1 month

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LMAO there’s no way someone made a callout blog for TBHK, you people have way too much free time on your hands

#and this is coming from ME #like no shit the manga is problematic ppl have been saying this for years #but newsflash people are well within their right to enjoy problematic media #what is your goal here?? are you gonna arrest everyone who likes it??#you do realize how stupid that makes you look right??#i almost didn’t watch it bcuz i heard bad things but when i gave it a chance the fan service really wasn’t that bad??#aside from a few weird scenes and official arts it’s super easy to overlook unless you’re only reading it to complain abt it #who checks out tbhk and expects it to be a masterpiece anyways i just read it for the silly ghosts #it truly was never that serious #if you can’t get past the fan service that’s totally understandable but no one is automatically a horrible person just bcuz they like the #show/manga #grow up #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #hanako kun #fandom discourse #nene yashiro #kou minamoto #sousuke mitsuba #i just could never imagine investing that much time and energy into smth i hate #and also the weird shit stopped like a quarter ways into the manga #you’d know that if you actually bothered to read it

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elliesbelle · 8 months

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this hot masc lesbian who suddenly and randomly followed me on twitter is testing my no dating rule…

#GET YOUR ARM TATTOOS AND MUSCLES AWAY FROM ME PLEASE #i’m gonna pass out fr #what do you WANT from me goddddd #i’m gonna go into cardiac arrest i swear #belle speaks

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robotpussy · 1 year

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this white woman is threatening to call the police on me after she fucking sprayed bathroom cleaner in my fucking face and lashed out and told her to fuck off

#i know she wont call the police because wtf are they gonna do? im not at home in literally going to class #and i wont get home until the evening but the fact that she's threatening me because she wanted me #to lash out is so evil im manifesting her death idgaf anymore!!!#incase ppl are wondering she was outside spraying the door for a hour and im like im not walking past her #incase she says i did something to her. but then im like nah im gonna be late if i dont leave now #incase she says i did something to her. so i close the door but because she has the front door open my door slams #so she screams 'dont slam the door' and im like it only slammed because of the wind #and then im waiting for her to move and she won't so i just tell her i need to get past and she's like fuck off you piece of shit #and i just get riled up like don't fucking talk to me all i did was tell you i need to get past but you called me names #so im gonna do it back cause im not letting that slide. and she fucking sprays the cleaner at me #and then when im like what the fuck is your problem shes like i can get you arrested for being violent #and im like.... call them cause i haven't touched you 🤷🏾‍♀️ shes been dying to say that to me i know it #that low life penny smelling pile of white flesh will get whats coming to her i say she drop dead soon!#the reason why she was claiming i was being violent was because i kicked the air as a reflex response....#i didnt kick her. i kicked the air but shes going to run with that

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mitskijamie · 7 months

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can’t get ‘ur not rocking with his little worm?’ out of my head

Simply put this is a Jamie Tartt little worm stan account

#ask #my most unpopular opinion because literally everyone thinks he has a huge bulging penis but I just prefer small ones personally #what are you gonna do? are you gonna arrest me? are you gonna give me a ticket?

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yugiohz · 8 months

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i want to go to a demonstration on sunday but we're not allowed to mask up but also there's covid this is so silly

#i masked up last time as well like what are you gonna do? arrest me???

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onceuponaroast · 6 months

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Hey can someone please explain to me why fruit lightly drizzled in honey tastes like making out with a God?

#yeah I'm fruitposting again #what are you gonna do? arrest me?#science side please explain #its like I'm eating out the goddess of spring #fi talks

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trainingdummyrabbit · 1 year

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goooooodmorning ! ok real talk it is so Deeply frustrating how little anything really prepares you for becoming an adult. like its this huge deal and then its just like . well. i sure am older now. but now you have to instantly know what taxes are and how to start paying them, how to get a house, how to drive, how to take care of a car, how to take care of a house, groceries, money, insurance, healthcare, job, resume, money again,

like.... is it just me or is literally None of this explained. ever. and yet you must. god forbid your guardian(s) suck too, then youre extra fucked. its all like "get a job youre an adult now ^w^" and then they just sit you down and say Go For It! ok cool. how do i do that. what am i looking for. is this one taking advantage of me or am i expecting too much.

or "start looking for a house or roommates or something, youre an adult you can live on your own now ^w^" and then they sit you down and say Go For It! ok cool. how do i do that. how much is too much. how much money should i save up to survive. groceries? transportation? what if i go somewhere else far away. what places are Good Places? do those even exist? where Shouldnt i go? i still dont know what taxes are.

like damn its been like years of adulthood and i never left being a highschooler really. can someone just tell us what were supposed to do. goddamn

#sorry im still frustrated abt this stupid fuckig. paypall thing.#like 'put in your tax number!! ^w^' whats a tax number. ive never paid taxes before. how do i know i have one. do i have one?#will this fuck me over later? will i have to pay taxes? what if i cant afford to pay them? am i gonna get arrested? what are taxes?#like i know what taxes are but what Are they. its not like you get a letter or smthn going 'you pay taxes now! heres how!'#like... im not going crazy right? this is kinda fucked up right?? is this thing on????? hello????????#anyway the walls are closing in constantly and i just have to sit here and take it. godbles ✌#piktalk

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bigender-cowboy · 19 days

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Dude im thinking about my mom rn and it’s actually crazy. I broke a whole ass glass bowl and she laughed it off but my sister made brownies (I was watching her + I called mom for permission because she wasn’t home) that tasted good and I got hit????? Like?????? Wth is the logic??????

#tw vent #tw child abuse #im still waiting for the mental shock to hit me hard #like I feel it #it’s gonna be therapy. watch it hit me during therapy #my family (dad’s side) is urging me to vent and I start laughing #I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN ASKED TO VENT #I START LAUGHING AND BEING ALL UNSERIOUS #BROTHER I WAS NEGLECTED AND ABUSED IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU #seriously scared for when it hits me that this actually fucking happened.#the whole time I was there I would neglect that fact and act like I was still home #I once laid in bed for two whole days not counting when I went up to use the bathroom once and I pretended I was at home (actual safe home)#it’s wild #also shout out to the BLACK MOLD AND THE MOLD BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!#and the black mold water box or whatever it was because the water turned black in there with stuff in it #we also had rats at one point #like really bad #they lived under my bed #I had the best living conditions guys!!!!#and it’s not even a felony <3 but she is getting arrested but since she’s on the run she has commit a felony #HOW WAS THE FELONY NOT BEATING YOUR KIDS AND NEGLECTING THEM BUT RUNNING FROM THE COPS #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH #im making another separate vent rn because I need 2

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