#what do u think he was doing in the cube huh?

[garrandia]

masturbation

[luveline]

maybe hotch and reader are expecting a little bambino and nobody else knows until someone points out reader's belly? (i feel like it'd be absolutely hilarious if it was spencer that pointed it out 💀💀)

thank u for ur request! fem!pregnant!reader

"Can I ask you something?" Spencer asks.

You smile at him gently. "Always, Spence." 

He seems cagey despite your assurance, lowering his voice and stepping closer to you. "Do you think maybe you need more fibre in your diet?"

You've been friends, best friends, with Spencer for so long you genuinely can't remember a time in your life where you didn't love him, but you have no idea what to say to that. It's the weirdest thing he's ever said unprompted. That's saying something. 

"Is there… a reason that you're asking me?" 

"There's three," he says. He waits for you to nod before laying them out. "For a few weeks now you've been more tired than usual. You're hungry all the time, and your stomach is bloated. I know that can feel painful, you could eat a handful of chia seeds in the morning and it would help." 

You feel like someone's dropped an ice cube down the back of your t-shirt. Disarmed, you turn to Hotch where he's standing at the whiteboard, your hand moving automatically to your stomach. He gives you a similarly perturbed look. Derek's head shoots up at the list of symptoms, and Emily covers her mouth at your protective hand where it's poised. Fucking profilers.

"I've actually been taking vitamins," you say, wondering if you can still save it.  

Emily is the first to break. "Wait, are you–?" She doesn't let herself finish. 

Spencer shakes his head, brown curls bouncing at the base of his neck. "What?" he asks, his lips twisting into a trademark pout. 

"Spence," you murmur, taking his wrists into your hands. "I want you to know that I was going to tell you first. This weekend, genuinely. I didn't think you'd notice so soon, is all."  

He looks at Hotch, then you, then Hotch again. You press your lips together. "Please don't be upset," you say. 

It clicks. There and then, you witness the cogs turning. "You're pregnant?" he asks breathlessly. 

"On purpose," you joke. 

Spencer tackles you. His arms fly around your waist, a tight, brotherly squeeze of a hug that makes you feel like you're gonna burst. "You're kidding!" 

You're barraged by hugs. Emily, Derek, JJ. Rossi shakes Hotch's hand and pats his back in congratulations, which is so old-man style you find yourself laughing under JJ's arm. "How do you know it's his?" you ask Rossi. 

Hotch laughs as Derek moves in for a similar bro-hug, nothing but love in his eyes as he smiles at you from over Derek's shoulder. You smile back, amazed and ecstatic at their happy reactions, until Spencer forces JJ aside with more gusto than he likely should to hug you again. You're blinded by his wild hair. 

"I don't think you can fix this with a cup of chia seeds," Derek says. 

"We couldn't be happier," Hotch assures him. 

"On purpose, huh? When were you going to tell us?" Emily asks, her face a picture of surprise, a hint of disappointment in her thin brows. "I had no idea you wanted another one!" 

"Jack wants a brother," Hotch says. "You know she can't say no to him. And he's perfect–" 

"But there's nothing wrong with wanting more," Rossi finishes, his eyes gleaming. 

"I thought it might be a little awkward to emphasise that we were trying," you say, patting Spencer's shoulders. 

Emily winces. "Gotcha." 

"Let's see the bump, mama," Derek says. 

You step back from Spencer's side to turn, holding your shirt flat to the underside of your baby bump. It got bigger quicker than you thought it would, and now that it's been pointed out, it's obvious. 

Derek shakes his head in disbelief. "That's–" 

"Amazing," Hotch says. You beam at him. 

There's a second round of hugs. Delight thrums in the air like a charge, laughter buoyant. Hotch parts the sea of excitement to kiss your cheek and hug your shoulder proudly, turning his head away from everyone. You know what he's thinking —this is going to be a really special time for you both. Your team will make sure of it.

"Um?" Penelope asks, elbowing open the door with a weighty laptop in her hands. "Did I miss something?" 

Penelope, predictably, screams down the house at the presenting of your bump. Then she cries, and for a while you're all unashamedly teary-eyed. 

[m4rs-ex3]

ALLLL RIGHTY YALL

if u haven't already seen.............. guys i was late i was fucking late for the panel give me a break

BUT here is a play by play of everything from the second i got in

[A GOOD CHUNK OF THE SECRET SCENE] if you saw this post within the first few *hours you got to see but you know what? they got to me i don't wanna be the snitch (i did on accident but its the though that counts)

opeli is being led blindfolded (which we see from opeli's pov. riveting visuals i tell you) by soren to the ✨secret meeting location✨

when she comments on the fact that it is literally just callum's office soren shuts her up bless him

opeli's like "DID BAIT GIVE BIRTH??!?!?" and soren's like no these are "rescue baits" and opeli gives them the greatest fucking look i can't even describe it to you

you've seen that leak "look it's the pearl :D""WHA""yep he's in there :)))))"

rayla says it like "per-al." just thought you should know

soren suggests forming a Fellowship of the Pearl and going to throw it into a volcano i fucking hate this show

they're all debating what to do with it meanwhile the most cryptic-ass shots of callum with the pearl like we get it he's fucked (i take it back i want more)

they finally get to him and he's like "uh????? destroy it obviously?????"

he suggests--and these are 100% his words (not actually cuz u know but its the general idea)--"smash it? throw it off a cliff? take a big ol axe and just--KA CHOP." i love him so much

rayla asks how they know it won't just release him

the way callum is so confused and conflicted and he just says "i... i don't know" oh my god by precious baby

cool ass top-down to the pearl whirlpool esq transtion into the next scene hello??

zym is being emo at a painting of his mother (the one from 4x03 yeah they just stitched that shit up it's all good)

ezran's like. huh. we oughtta do smth abt this

callum is Thinking Thoughts on the turrets(?? yk where soren does his lunges) and tossin the rune cube when he sees the star rune light up......................................

it's stella stella's there and the way he reacts to her is so precious 😭 he's not the step dad he's the dad who stepped up type shit

enter rayla "they told me u would be up here brooding"

(in a tragic turn of events the rayllum of this scene had my brain fuzzy so i can't remember a few chunks here and there have pity my brain has rotten)

callum's like "we have to do something i'm scared he's gonna use me. i know what we need to do ok we need to go to the starscraper"

it's honestly hilarious the way he says "and *WE.* should go" he's like "don't be gettin any ideas now this is an us thing"

and then ohoho "they have something there for you, too" (THAT was an exact quote)

he's like "PLSPLSPLS i've studied star magic i know the spells i know the runes i just need the quasar diamonds!! LET ME FREE UR PARENTS AND RUNAAN PLEAAAASSSSEEEE"

rayla is veryyyyyy opposed she's like "NO i want to help my parents as much as you"--honestly i don't think ANYONE wants to as much as him--"but i don't want my biases to affect that" BIASES?!??!! like that was the word she used i can't stop thinking about it

zym has entered his wolf child era his ass is HOWLING at the moon

soren hears him and goes "aww little guy misses his mom :((( sometimes i wonder where my mom is...." WHAT AWHAT WHAT AWHAT PJARDON SAY IT AGIAN YOU WAHGTS SAY IT AGIAND HUAH HUWH A

ok. yeah callum does not have pajamas BUT I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES HERE????????????? HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OFFICE

THAT COUCH THING THAT THEY WERE ON WHEN RAYLA CAME BACK IN 4x03???? HES JUST SLEEPING ON IT I CANT MY GUY WHAT R U DOINGGG

in other news

bruv is tossing and turning and then just. ~stops.~ this can only mean good things (i think you know where i'm going with this)

he sits up. hobbles over to the door. there was a really cool transition (can u tell i respect the cinematography) and he's in the cellar holding the pearl.

he wakes up in aaravos' prison and is like "well this looks neat!" until he sees the mirror and screams and wakes up. when he realizes where he is he goes "what have i done" dude you fell asleep?? god he's never sleeping again (<- me when i lie 😈)

the description we got of this next scene did NOT do it justice it was fucking incredible

callum kicks down the fucking door (not actually) screaming for rayla

rayla TUMBLES OUT OF BED ON TO THE FLOOR, pillows in hands and unafraid to use them

"WHOA. HEY HEY ITS OKAY ITS ME! it's just me rayla. it's me. callum" i feel like he was saying the same 5 words for 7 hours it was beautiful

rayla: "callum?? jeez i could have-" *looks at pillows*

callum giggles the cutest fucking giggle and says something along the lines of "yeah, it would've hurt real bad :)"

oh yeah DE-LAYERED PONYTAIL RAYLA CONFIRMEDED??!?!?!?!?!

she sits back on the bed and my guy KNEELS DOWN AT THE CORNER OF THE BED TO PICK UP HER STUFF BEFORE HE SITS DOWN NEXT TO HER and they say chivalry is dead romance was birthed and ended with this scene

he tells her about it and she goes "callum, you're exhausted. you had a nightmare. if i thought you were in any real danger you know i would-" and then ironically i forget the same line that the person from nycc did wouldja look at that

can i just mention how close they were sitting in this scene i mean i jsut thikn i should mention hwo clo

yada yada he has a lightbulb and runs off with her blanket

the iconic "i know stella.. he took our blankie :("

god knows why barius is up in the middle of the night whispering sweet nothings to his jelly tarts

callum comes in with a certain proposition mwuhahaha

rayla comes into his office and sees his aesthetic ass sewing by fireside and graciously says "ah i get it! you're taking your mind off things by peacefully knitting" so iconic for both of them

callum explains that he's stitching runes to create a protection spell when barius comes in with the """"""""pearl""""""""""

rayla DIVES in front of callum and says "what r you doing get that thing AWAY from him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she got SO protective SO fast it was blessed

callum's like au contraire 😈

ok so obviously we had all heard about the fake pearl but. you know that one guy who makes insane sculptures out of nothing but chocolate? that's what they did the pearl is brown sludge with a candy coating 💀 i'm losing my mind that is so funny to me

so yeah with the decoy out the real pearl is protected by--and callum literally said this--"a magic blankie >:)"

he also pops in to tell ez and omg GUYS BAIT HAS HIS OWN LITTLE ROYAL CANOPY BED ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

dawn in the courtyard--ez is saying goodbye to soren, zym, and pyrrah who are going to look for zubeia (i almost just typed zendaya i need sleep) and callum and rayla who r going to the starscraper

my roman empire is this: callum was acting all eepy and then when they get going hE RESTS HIS HEAD ON RAYLA'S BACK AND FALLS ASLEEP. I CANNOT FUCKING MAKE THIS UP IT WAS PHENOMENAL SHE LOOKED SO FUCKING HAPPY I I I I I I HAKJSDHFKJASHFDKJHSADKFHKJASHFIHASEKFH

on a slightly lower note

scene from teaser except they did cut a couple lines in the teaser. mainly just terry going "didn't see you there,, cuz i was asleep. with my eyes closed"

he does not in fact get impaled but claudia tells him she's gonna leave him first and does just that

as she's going omfg terry's cries and pleas and "I LOVE YOU"s and "I WILL WAIT. I WILL WAIT HERE FOR YOU" was absolutely insane idk what was in the air in that recording studio but shout out to ben

i am so tired goodbye!

[milunalupin]

hey could u write a fluffy fred weasley fic where he's just completely gone for the reader ? like they are best friends and our boy is head over heels in love with her but she's oblivious 😭

yay first golden trio era request ! ty lovely i hope you like it <3

— not just best friends

fred weasley x gryffindor!reader ★ 670 words

You and the Weasley twins ran from the charms classroom, making it all the way to the courtyard until you had to stop to catch your breaths.

"Did you see the look on Flitwick's face? Oh my god, that was a good one boys."

The three of you laughed at today's stunt. The boys had managed to get their hands on a muggle joke item, a 'whoopie cushion', and charmed it to sound ten times louder when Professor Flitwick sat in his chair. You high fived them both, George ruffling your hair and Fred slinging an arm around your shoulder and pulling you into his side.

"Well I've worked up an appetite, and I do believe we've earned ourselves a little treat." George grins, walking ahead of them towards the Great Hall.

Fred lightly rubs your arms as you two follow behind the other twin. "Are you feeling hungry, love?"

"Not terribly, but I could eat." You shrug, looking up to see him already looking down at you, quickly turning his head forward with a small smile. He holds the door open for you and you both make your way to Gryffindor table.

You take your usual seat on the end next to Fred, who sits besides George. You scan the table for your favorite pastry when a plate with said pastry is held in front of you. Taking it and smiling at your best friend, you mumble a quick 'thank you Freddie' as you take a bite. Angelina, their new friend from Quidditch, sits across from you today and introduces herself.

"You guys are such a cute couple by the way."

You don't notice the way Fred's ears turn as red as his hair, or the way he melted as he looked over at you with hearts in his eyes. Instead, you just laughed and shook your head. "Godric no, we're just best friends."

Angelina's eyebrows raised for a moment, glancing at Fred before looking back at you with an apologetic smile. "Of course! My bad."

Fred smiled tightly and shoved a dinner roll into his mouth, George patting him on the back. The rest of dinner goes by with you and Angelina getting along brilliantly, the two of you chatting while Fred cut up some fruit for you while in his own conversation with his twin.

George takes your new friend away to "talk about quidditch", the latter waving at you with a deep blush on her face. You sigh with a smile on your face, piercing a cube of pineapple and taking a bite. "Some people are just so obviously in love, huh?"

"You're kidding, right?" You turn towards Fred, who looked astonished to hear those words come out of your mouth. He picked up the end of your red and yellow tie and dangled it in front of you. "I tie your tie for you every morning because m'sorry love but you can't do it right on your own. I-" he points to the plate of fruit you were eating from, "I cut your fruit for you because it's your favorite thing to snack on."

He ran a hand through his hair, a dry laugh escaping him. "I hold your hand in Potions because I know Snape makes you nervous, and I give you my spare jersey on game days because I like you, I really like you."

You sat there with wide eyes, watching the boy you were crazy about lose his own mind over this. Fred didn't think his ears couldn't get warmer, a shaky smile and bouncing knee giving away his nerves.

"Merlin Freddie, no wonder we weren't sorted into Ravenclaw! We're both a couple of oafs!"

Fred's smile dropped, his face turning into one of confusion.

"What do you-" You grabbed his face and planted a kiss right on his lips, grinning as you pulled away. He let out a surprised laugh, his smile growing as you joined in.

"We're not just best friends anymore, are we?"

"What do you think, Weasley?"

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

The little rituals and quirks you give OJV Kyle makes me feel so seen as someone with ocd !! It makes me so happy

Is there any more little quirks or habits he has, such as the one you gave him when he has to arrange his food so all his bites are even!! (Even little things that Stan’s notices and tells Kyle and kys just like huh… I guess I do always do that)

The line in your recent bed story when stan is like “we’re not ocd spiraling” has me thinking sm about OJV Kyle’s ocd flare ups like the “something bad will happen if I go to sleep” comment and his rituals he has !!

I’m glad you feel seen dude! U know how important OJV Kyle is to me and tbh, a lot of the obsessive compulsive quirks I’ve given him are my own. Specifically the ones revolving around food, like the topping rearranging.

I feel like Kyle’s other compulsions mainly show themselves when hes already in a vulnerable state, stressed, hurt, sick. The “something bad will happen” type in particular. It’s a lot of “what if” spiraling; things that logically he knows aren’t going to happen, but he goes Worst Case Scenario Mode if, say, he’s getting ready on the day of a big test and the toothpaste is empty, his brain takes that as “I’m going to fail this test I’m going to fail school my life is over”

A lot of it could be considered superstitiously rooted too. Like (yes this is me projecting again) if something went wrong while he was wearing a certain item of clothing, he will NOT wear that again because in his mind, if he does, something bad will happen.

^ (this is actually a conversation I had in the RANT gc the other day. I (very tragically and also ironically) can’t wear my Kyle socks because every time I have, something bad has happened, like fainting at work, panic attack on set, ya know)

And the reason the KMBS has 7 ice cubes? Eight year old Kyle was getting over a cold, Sheila giving him orange juice with a little salt and one of the times it had 7 ice cubes. The next day he was feeling a lot better. Lil bby Kyle took that as he HAS to have it that way when he’s hurt or upset or sick.

Just some more little thoughts on the subject, THANK YOU FOR ASKING

[heartshapedbubble]

Okay, I am a little bit nervous, hope that this request won't make you uncomfortable!

Antonio, Luchino (Hunter, please) and Alva with a S/O who is engaged in equestrian sports? Like, they have their own horse, equipment and even whip!

Thank you if you'll accept, and I understand if you'll decline!

no worries nonnie!! here u go<3

antonio paganini, luchino diruse and alva lorenz with an s/o engaged in equestrian sports🎻🦎🌩

antonio paganini🎻

equestrian sports, huh?

he saw his fair share of noblemen riding their well groomed stallions and duchesses feeding their ponies sugar cubes, yet he didn't really pay much attention to it

upon mentioning it for the first time he's gonna be like 🤨 immediately associating it with the nobles and their pretentious version of the sport, only to realize it isn't as black-and-white as he made it out to be

i wouldn't really call tonio a person who's rlly good with animals tbh

like? it isn't that he hates animals, in fact it's quite the opposite, he just isn't made for taking care of them

will still bring some apples or carrots for your horse(s) okok‼️

although he mostly leaves you at peace while you do horseriding, considering it your way of relaxing and calming yourself, sometimes he'll come by the fence and watch you

will help you get on your horse if needed and assist you as much as he can with equipment and getting ready!

also thinks you look really hot attractive in your equestrian uniform ,, he's gonna discreetly whisper it into your ear as he helps you mount your horse and enjoy watching you turn red every time you two make eye contact as you ride... hehe.....

luchino diruse🦎

aight listen this man is a herpetologist. he spent minimum 4 years inspecting scaly little creatures. petite marble eyed beasts, if you will. everything but a four legged man sized mammal

not to mention horses are scared of him considering how HUGE he is (which makes him sad :c)

he has no knowledge on horses or anything horse-related but he's more than willing to drop his reptile studies for some time

he finds them cute tho c:

he's a man who's naturally brimming with curiosity, if he finds something interesting enough he's going to pull an all nighter just to research it

at this point his initially small research on equestrian sports & horses became a little hyperfix of his just bc of you <3

he would definetly sprinkle in some horse biology/anatomy facts as you two spend time near the stables

enjoys watching you ride around as he takes notes

100% would be interested in helping you feed your horse and groom it!!

alva lorenz🌩

alva is (suprisingly... or not?) a big fan of animals, and horses just happen to be one of his favourite ones

he finds them so majestic and graceful, yet most horses run away from him since his presence is quite intimidating (especially considering his body is quite literally a fully-charged electrical conductor) and throws them off guard

if you get lucky and your horse doesn't run away the second he gets near he'd gladly pet it if you let him!!!

he is NOT riding them though. no way in hell he's too tall + he'd just make the horses even more nervous

so he's just going to stay aside and enjoy watching you spend your time doing what you love :))

you'll find him visiting the stable(s) self-initiatively, bringing in snacks for them and such !!! he can't help it ok !!!

this man often has an unreal urge to baby you (not in an infantilizing way or something - he just does stuff for you which you could easily do yourself, it's kind of his love language) he's going to insist on buttoning up your blazer and helping you mount the horse, doing such mundane activities with/for you makes him feel better and more present in your life

here and there you'll find him silently inspecting your equipment, slowly twirling and folding the whip and touching the leather surface of the saddle

he never goes with you when you have training, but as you ride you'll often catch a glimpse of him watching you train from the shadows

[prettypei]

"MY GIRL, MY GIRL, MY GIRL."

plot: confessing to someone who hasn't talked about their sexuality once in their life is hard, especially when it's your best friend.

reader: fem! Reader

warnings: shoko identifies as lesbian in this fic, little mentions of satosugu

(a/n): I just wanted to write about shoko and october's coming up soooooo

It was cold, surprisingly cold in October. You and your best friend, Shoko ieiri were laughing as you recalled the good old days when you were all highschoolers. Shoko preferred not to talk about geto, but today she was in a good mood so she kept talking. "Remember when Gojo put eight cubes of sugar in Geto's tea?" "Oh man, the face he made when he drank that shit." Shoko chuckles as she takes out a cig. She then pauses and puts them back in her pocket. "Hey, I thought you smoked?" You ask her. "You stopped now?" "Yeah. It's a bad habit." "Pfft. Like you ever cared about that." "Well..." She sighs. "I...someone I like always discourages me doing it." Your heart stops. Someone Shoko likes? "O-oh. Uh- what are they like?" You feel your blood boiling with envy. God, you really shouldn't feel like this. Especially towards your best friend. Just imagining the possibilities could be endless, but you picked the most likely one. You told Shoko you were gay for her, she freaks out and never talks to you again. But still, being in the friend zone still hurt a lot, and it hurt especially hard when gojo and geto started dating too. You remembered when they first came out to you both.

"Guys...." Gojo said. "We're dating!" "I knew." Shoko deadpans. "It was obvious too." You added. "What?" Geto exclaims. "You guys ruined our big surprise!" "Don't care. You two were looking at each other with those awful awestruck eyes, barf." Shoko rolls her eyes. "Well if you're so smart, how come you don't notice (name) crushing on you?" Gojo shoots back. "Your eyes widen as your face flushes a deep shade of red. "W-What?? T-that's not true!" "Your ears say otherwise," Geto snickers. "Shut up guys, (name) deserves better anyways." Shoko grins. "U-Uh...yeah..." You trail off. How could you tell her you liked her now?

"Well..." She muses for a second. "They're really nice. And kind. And they look cute when they're frustrated with something." She then goes silent. "Seriously?" You think. "That's it?" You joke. “I would think that someone as pretty as you would expect more of others.” She looks up at you, with an unreadable expression on her face. “You think I’m pretty?” “Ohshitohshitohshitcallforbackup-“ “uh! I meant-uh- yeah! You’re really pretty!” You flash her a goofy grin to lighten up the tension, but she’s still looking at you with that unreadable expression of hers.

“Huh. Well, for the record, I think you’re pretty too.” You swear you stopped breathing, and a million thoughts started racing through your brain. “Is she saying it in a friend way or in a romantic way? Is she flirting with me? My longtime crush?” You feel your heart expanding into a big white ball, threatening to burst at any given moment. “Oh.” There’s a bit of silence between you, the only sound being the rustle of the leaves that flew around you. “Like in a romantic way or-“ “Romantically, dumbass.”

It was at then your heart exploded.

"You...like me?"

"Duh." Shoko turned her head to look at you again. "God, you're dense." There's a twinkle in her eyes now while she's smiling at you.

"So...are we girlfriends now?"

"Yeah."

You spend the rest of the night in silence, and at 9 you and Shoko walked back to Jujustu Tech together, hand intertwined with each others.

[diabolikpersonals]

I was bored and decided to look at old shuuma posts. I saw one of your posts where you were asking 'what shu likes about yuma' and there were a lot of people answered that question. I think we all know what shu likes about yuma and WHY he likes yuma but do we have a decent answer for what yuma likes about shu or why he likes shu? Don't get me wrong I'm not trying to say yuma doesn't like shu but I just wanna know and I'm sure you (as the goddes of shuuma) have answers.

AAAAA IM SO HAPPY thank u for letting me talk about what I love anon <3 here u go, under the cut!

As Yuma is re-getting to know Shu throughout the games, he says in a few scenes (like in the LE fistbump scene for example) that he's realizing now that he misjudged Shu at first. He thought Shu was like, apathetic, right? Shu likes to pretend that he doesn't care about anything. But in scenes like the LE fistbump scene, Yuma is like, "I see now that that's not how you really feel. You actually want to do things for other people." I think that's suuuuuper important for Yuma so that's when he starts liking him ^^

I'll point to that Shu CL scene as evidence too, the one where Yuma gives him sugar cubes to cheer him up after his fight with Reiji. Again, the main point is like, "I know that you care a whole lot." It's just that Shu has trouble showing it, and because he tends to keep everything to himself, he sometimes needs help. Yuma recognizes that, so...

...Yuma has a strong drive to be a person Shu can rely on! Yuma has been described by other characters as someone who is good at taking care of others, or someone who just can't leave someone alone if they need him. That's why he does such drastic stuff for Shu's sake in LE. So to be honest, I think the fact that Shu needs a little help makes Yuma wanna get closer to him lol. Kinda like "I can fix him" LMAO

From the way Yuma acts in his own CL route, we also know that Yuma values Shu for his loyalty, right? Because when (brainwashed) Shu believes Kino over him and chases Yuma away, Yuma gets super fuckin mad and he's like "This isn't right!! Shu wasn't that type of guy!!" lol...Like, he trusted Shu would make the right decision and take his side.

I know I talk about it a lot, but in every point up till now, there's been this sense of "Shu hides this part of himself but I know how he really is," you know? I like to think that it makes Yuma really happy to know Shu better than other people. It's like, Shu is always so grumpy and closed-off in front of other people, but Yuma gets to see him smile, and he understands the caring and loyal side of him, and it makes him feel lucky, like he has a secret or something. So I think if they were doing romantic stuff, and Shu had a different expression than usual (heheh), Yuma would be like "...I don't want him to show this face to anyone but me."

I have this one headcanon!! Shu is really popular at school as this kinda handsome ice prince character, right? He has fangirls and stuff. I imagine Yuma and Kou talking about it, like Kou's all, "The girls in my class keep talking about how handsome he is...Shu's really popular huh~" and Yuma's like "Tch, what's so good about him? He always looks half-asleep!" and at the next opportunity, he gets a real close look at Shu's face, and realizes........h-he really..........is attractive >////>;;;;;

[obsessedwiththedragonprince]

Se4 ep4 thoughts

First of all, i just realised Ibis's message reminds me very much of Kingsley's patronus in HP and the Deathly Hallows saying the ministry has fallen😂

Random but I don't really get why Ezran has a telephatic connection to Zym? Like okay he can talk to animals which includes Zym(which I too don't really know where it came from but ok) but does this connection add anything besides being an deus ex machina at the end of book 2? And then they couldn't just write it off so it just shows up randomly? Idk myb it leads somewhere and i hadn't gotten there yet.

Human-elf argument? Is it to show they aren't ready to truly accept one another? Where's this going?

Why does Ezran going with them solve anything? Like it's a gesture of good will but he can't really help them fight Viren. He can just die and then Katolis will be without a king. Myb just I dunno, send your High Mage with them? It's a gesture of good will and he can actually defend himself. And isn't an eleven y/o! Opeli get your head on straight!

I really like the cook but he comes in at most random moments? Like I think brown sludge tarts can wait my friend.

Oh so others are coming. Kinda makes sense.

Damn architect i get where ur coming from but have a heart! Why doesn't he take his mother's spirit flame out of the camp?

Love how much Callum cares about Bait. Even tho he's just endangering him.

Ohhh we're getting Aaravos backstory!!

Wait how long do elves live? Aditi is Janai's grandmother right? And this was hundreds of years ago. I love how they couldn't just talk about who'll ascend the throne. Do you even get that many benefits from it?

Young human girl? Looks like some ancestor of Katolis leaders. And was that before dark magic and banishment of humans? Cause otherwise why did she even know about this? The cube!! Thousand years??? Do all elves live this long or just Great Ones(who are they btw?)

What exactly was Aaravos's goal with causing all these crisises? Now ig it's getting free but what about before?

New transition i love: Aaravos still shown whispering when it switches to Claudia to show how he's manipulating her.

Omgg is this a Viren - Terry bonding moment is see in the near future??

Oh fuck off Viren. Just. Fuck off. Like I didn't think it would be all sweet and this but at least something? Get a grip?? Idk if u read my post for ep3 but i imagined Viren would myb find some new respect for Terry after learning what he did but no.

Shit shit shit stupid architect woman why would u do that!? I feel so bad for the elf i started crying😭 honestly his voice actor really convinced me of his anguish and it makes the whole scene(same with Janai when her sister died these actors are doing a fine job) did the whole bucket just turn to ash? Damn. Why doesn't it happen to humans tho? Bucket more flammable? I like that he immediately regrets burning her even if he was in the wrong, but honestly the animation doesn't sell it as much as the voice actor would i think. Why is there no gasp or sth?

Are they hinting Aaravos could turn his attention to Callum? I mean he'd certainly be interesting as a human who knows an arcanum.

Damn. I mean we knew Aaravos was powerful but a being from the heavens? Dragons combined couldn’t risk a confrontation?

Okay that scene talking about the magical prison has me more and more convinced that my far-fetched thought was right and the cube is the prison lmao. Like it looked like sth tiny? Idk.

They found Ibis's body! With blood mysteriously gone but ok. If we're being honest Zym should prolly be more attached to Ibis than Ez cause he spent way more time with him. But he wasn't a MC so tough luck. Where's Callum? Oh they're late. Idk why but in my mind Rayla was riding with Callum and Soren.

Viren's hesitating! I mean I get it if magic got me killed I wouldn't be so eager to pick it up again.

Dragons can do magic? Huh.

What the fuck is he doing to Callum? I mean possession was my first thought but. Couldn't he have done it before to anyone? I mean he prolly didn't want to reveal what he can do while still in prison before he was ready.

Damn for whatever reason I love him talking to Ezran. Ig it shows sth but i don't have the brains right now to figure out what.

Bait being moral support to Soren so cute!!

I love how he blew them a kiss and broke the mirror lmao. Drama queen.

[a-bucket-of-trash]

Bonds Like Tree’s Roots- Kelvin x Female Reader – P7

P6

Tags: F - L - U - F - F

After that chaotic and abrupt confrontation between the two of you and your ex-boyfriend James, it took you a while to calm down again, but at least you were less warlike now, thanks to Kelvin's insistent closeness and his penchant for distracting you in his peculiar way.

Now you were just sitting next to him, while you watched him work at the dining room table, taking apart the water filter of your fish tank, with background music. Luckily you had some basic tools, so he could try to make something. And watching him work, somewhat abstracted, reviewing the parts with his attractive expression of concentration, was a complete visual enjoyment that you thought would be engraved on your retina.

“Mmmmm…” He went through a few pieces, thinking “Did this filter ever work right?”

"I think not" You looked at him, elbowing "I mean, it locked less, every two or three weeks, not every few days as it does now"

"This isn't supposed to lock up every few weeks, little silly." He looked at you warmly, shaking his head softly. "It's defective from factory."

"But you can fix it, riiiiiiiiiight?" You put puppy eyes, to convince him.

"Psss... well..." He saw your irresistible look that melted him inside "No... Don't make that face!" He pushed you gently, trying not to seem too obvious "I hate you, manipulative thing..." He grumbled, still looking at your face, out of the corner of his eye " Yes, yes, I'm going to fix it…”

"You know I like to tease you a bit" You laughed "Leave it if it's too complicated, they're not that expensive"

"I'll see... If it's what it seems to be, it'll be easy..." He coughed slightly, anticipating what he wanted to say, not taking his eyes off the things "Do you want... to tell me something about you and James? You know I'm all ears… now that they work…”

"Meh" You rubbed your own arm, slightly uncomfortable "You can imagine... All very nice until he turned into a controlling manipulator who thought he owned me... Which seemed cute at first, you know... He's still trying to control me despite that I left him… And he always manages to get in through a window, that bastard…”

"Tell me he hasn't hit you" He stared at you, worried, gently touching your cheek with the back of his fingers "Or something worse... Because then I will kill him"

"No, he hasn't done anything like that, don't worry" You smiled, touched by his softness "He wasn't that brave, he just threatened. Just noises"

"Good" He gave a short tender peck on your cheek, before going back to work with the filter "Now he won't even threaten you, I'm sure of that... You took the few balls he had with that magnificent kick"

"Like you didn't beat him up too." You tried not to laugh like mad at what he had done.

"Mhm... Do you have anything sharp?" He asked, looking at some parts of the filter.

"Uh-huh." You simply took a butterfly knife out of your pocket, opening it, doing a simple trick of movement with it, before offering it to him, "At his command, Officer."

"What?" He looked at you, laughing softly "You're crazy... my General... Be careful with that, you're going to cut you something" He gently took the silver knife from your hands, looking at it, before cutting some tips and parts of the filter.

"Relax, I only do simple tricks with that one" You saw him work.

"You're not supposed to do any tricks with something like this blade!" He scolded you "It cuts like a surgeon's scalpel! Crazy girl!"

"Overprotective" You laughed softly, feeling how he nudged you gently with his shoulder "The one I do fool with is the practice knife, that one has no edge, so I can do stupid things all afternoon"

"It's a weird hobby, isn't it?" He didn't even look at you.

"It's a mix of hobby with a stim toy to keep my head busy... I wanted to learn how to put together a Rubik's cube but I'm not very good with puzzles"

"Show me" He see you again.

"Sure." You reached out to him, asking for the knife.

“With the practice one! I'm not going to give you this! Ey!" He pushed it away from you a lot, seeing you laugh.

Under his watchful gaze you walked to your room and came back with a practice butterfly razor, elegant black, with a comb instead of a razor.

"Sometimes it helps me when I have some anxiety" You sat back down and started doing one trick after another, quickly "Maybe you should try it"

Kelvin watched the string of tricks intently, partly focusing on your hand. He really loved your hands, it was perhaps one of his favorite parts of you, so seeing the trick was serving as a justification to see them in detail. But also seeing that, the way it almost flew between your fingers, the way you held it, was almost hypnotic.

"It's going to be useful to me if I get to enter the university" You continued with the trick.

"Are you going to go to university?" He smiled, seeing you stop.

“I don't know… Part of me wants to try it, but I also remember that I'm not eighteen years old, my brain doesn't quite remember what it was like to study in a non-military exam, and with the amount of anxiety I already have, added to the fact that I barely sleep …Well…I don't think that's a good idea.” You rubbed your fingers against the razor.

"I agree with you. Focus on your health first" He went back to work with the filter "I took classes long before I had all this sea of mental chaos that we have as a result of you know what... And even then it was quite complicated... A lot of mental demand, a lot of use of memory, less time in your life, deadlines, maximum concentration, hours and hours sitting reading, exams accumulated..." He sighed, with a slight shudder running down the back of his neck when he remembered those years "Never again"

"Exactly" You thought, looking at him "And why hydraulic engineering?"

"I like water?" He shrugged, hearing you laugh "I'm serious, dummy…I'm interested in how water flows, how it behaves on different surfaces, all that shit… Why do you think I'm a Marine?"

"You've gone from being a Rottweiler to a seal." You laughed more.

"Ha-ha" He laughed sarcastically "Behave yourself or I'll bite you"

“Mmmhmm!” You feigned interest.

 “Ssshhtt” He laughed, pointing his finger at you “Stop it” He rushed the filter closer to you “Get your silly filter fixed and stop acting like a child”

You laughed softly, resting your head on his shoulder, feeling him rest his head on yours. Spending time with you seemed so refreshing that it made hi, want to go to his hotel room even less.

P8

[non-fantasy]

first name i zoomed into was Mari tell me about Mari idk what type of oc asks u want so feel free to ble in fact its encouraged

OKAYYYY

mari (nickname for himari) is very fun, she wants to be like her older sister's friend she admires. but said friend is an arrogant tsundere ohoho princess lady. mari is not nearly that arrogant or mean so she'll say lines like "it's a servant's duty to follow their princess!!" only to follow it up with "...so please tell me when you're free to hang out."

she's in tennis club (same club as her older sister's friend) but when i put her in that club on a whim i didn't realize that her eventual boyfriend would enter the tennis club in college which makes it look like he got into it because of her.

also her first meeting with her future boyfriend went like this:

mari: konno tamao, hurry up and fall for me already!

tamao: huh?????? what??????

mari: if i can defeat you, the student council president, i'll be sure to become this place's princess! so fall for me!

tamao: ....do you mean fall before me.

mari: e-eh...? did i say it wrong...?!

tamao: (...what a... unique person...)

tamao is a kind and gentle and down-to-earth guy who is so normal and nice. he falls for mari and how bold she is and how cute she is when she's embarrassed and how nice she is. he has fun when she's being eccentric too. even if she's the kind of girl who attempts to compete with owls in a head turning competition. guy who goes "i really ended up falling for you after all..." at this realization

unfortunately, even though mari is fond of him and eventually upgrades him from her servant to knight, she doesn't even notice his crush. she fell for a different guy, junpei, at first meeting because he saved her from a guy who was hitting on her, and she keeps gushing over how junpei is her prince. tamao is jealous and thinking that he fell for her like she asked so why does she need a prince....

(junpei has a crush on mari's cousin, tamami, who has a crush on tamao who can't see her as anything but a little sister because she has the same name as his older sister and also likes mari, who likes junpei. it's a hellfuck cube. both junpei and tamao hate each other.)

out of her cousins, mari is closest to ayano. ayano thinks her attempts to act like a princess are cute and funny, while mari sees ayano as exactly the sort of bold, confident woman she wants to be... even though ayano is more like a queen than a princess.

mari puts in a lot of work to reach her goals so she studies a ton and exercises to reach the top in everything. but she fails to make it to the tennis competition... tamao thinks she'll be upset but she says that all she has to do is make it to the competition in university. underneath her attitude, she's a sincere, cheerful, hardworking girl!

[absolutelyinlove]

let's talk: canon events! how'd you get into the dream team? what brought you to dtblr?

oh god ok my like. origin story of how i started watching dteam is insanely convoluted so i’m going to put it under the cut and like. to preface i just need u to know i’ve never been normal about anything in my life like i am so completely incapable of having passive interests. that is really crucial to understand

ok. So. basically i’ve always been super into mcyt content, i was a Massive cube smp + cube uhc stan back when that was a thing, i was like. 12-14 at the time but i was on stan twitter, wrote rpf on wattpad, experienced the severe trauma of ccs i wrote about Finding my fic and talking about it very publicly. The whole experience. and then when cube smp started to die my overall mcyt interest heavily faded, i’ve still always been incredibly fixated on minecraft itself i used to be super into uhc and other competitive gamemodes but in terms of actually watching content creators that was like. something that kinda faded in and out i’d go through long phases of watching nothing at all sometimes for entire years then randomly get slapped by nostalgia and fall back into it and rewatch old series’, etc.

but anyway. i had other interests, i had a different main fandom, i was still on stan twitter (kpop twitter to be specific) when dream rly started blowing up and. All i ever heard abt him was negative. because i was. on kpop twitter where like everyone was just excited there was a New Most Hated Fandom on the internet so he was an extremely common punching bag and i just Solely knew of him in a negative light and i’d never actually watched him to form my own opinions because (and this sounds so absurd) i also had this very irrational Jealousy toward the like. “new wave” of mcyt stans in 2019-2020 because suddenly it was a COMMON mainstream fandom and it ABSOLUTELY WASNT back when /i/ was a teenager and at my peak obsession so therefore all i felt was very misplaced dislike because How come this massive fanbase wasn’t around when this was My interest ? anyway.

Then like. sometime still in 2020 ? my irl friend sent me a manhunt and was like u NEED to watch this (because all my irls know i am. Very abnormal about competitive minecraft content) and i was like. Huh is it time for me to finally watch this dream guy. and i watched it and well it was very inevitable i got hooked because manhunt is soooo comedically perfect in terms of how me-catered it is, it is Literally everything i could ever ask for in terms of youtube content so it was absolutely over for me and i binged the entire series over the course of like. a week. and at first i really did think i would just be a passive youtube fan, because again. all i’d ever heard about dream was that he was a Bad Person and therefore i really did Try not to get invested beyond just thinking the videos were good but ofc as soon as i finished watching every manhunt that was out at the time i moved onto other dteam videos and i just fell reallyyyyy really in love with their dynamic and it was like. MAN! i had to accept i was growing attached and i Wanted to know more abt them at this point. i watched every single video on dream’s channel by the time i accepted Okay im in too deep now i want to know more.

this is the part that is going to make me sound incredibly fuckin g crazy so i need u to just hear me out. so i started googling dream and looking at the dsmp wiki (because as a youtube-only viewer i knew Nothing about dsmp other than people on my side of twitter hating it) and i was so surprised to realize hbomb was a member i’m crying because i knew him from CUBE SMP!!!!!!! i was like whta the fuck. now i feel Obligated to care like this is my Past combining with the present… it’s like fate… so then. naturally. i Looked up like. Reasons Dream Is Problematic threads on twitter. because i was like if im going to do this i need to know what exactly i am going into here i want to know why this dude is so hated and i unironically went through every single thread and callout post i could find, looking at Every reason someone gave for hating him then looking up the original clip with full context and watching it for myself so i could make my own judgement of it and also looking into how he responded and that was how i realized Oh like 87% of this is exaggerated and the stuff that’s true is either kind of nothing or he seems to be trying to do better. And that was how i decided. He is just some guy who seems very well-meaning and is making efforts to Grow and Now i can allow myself to . watch his stream vods? i know ho w crazy this sounds im crying but u need to understand i genuinely waited to watch any vods and grow attached to his content in a non-casual way until after i was SURE no secret horrible misdeeds were going to catch me off guard and i’d realize i didn’t actually want to support him i’m fucking crying

and then naturally ijust got incredibly fixated on mcc when i discovered That and that was what led me to watching a ton of other streamers, i was never super into dsmp but i Did get very into watching non-lore dsmp vods and just. tons of vods in general. i got severely fixated on mcsr around this time too which was awesome until it Wasn’t and i made a lurker account on twitter like literally a priv with 0 followers where i only followed ccs because i didn’t want to follow them from my acct with all my kpoptwt mutuals and get Called a freak for supporting dream. i also kept up very closely with any drama/situations involving dream even before being on dttwt in any capacity because again. i just like to have full context for everything so this was like. when i was unfortunately a very active dwt2 user because that was mostly how i stayed in the loop with things and tbf at the time it was actually a pretty good place for nuanced discussion this was before it got terribly unbearable but. Yeah. i started reading heat waves “ironically” while it was ongoing like i was reading it bookclub-style with my dranti friends and pretending i knew nothing abt dream or george outside the context of the fic (I AM TERRIBLE) but i ended up getting curious about what other fics were out there and that was how i started reading dnf earnestly.

i didn’t start writing until wayyyyy later after i came out of the dream stan closet to my friend reyna (still the only one of my kpoptwt-era friends who knows i am. the way that i am) in like. mid 2021? and i got them invested in dteam too and then in december 2021 we made our ao3s + new twitter accts together and both started writing fics

as for dtblr in specific i am relatively new here i guess ! i have been a long time lurker as i’ve always preferred tumblr for fandom discussion compared to twitter but i was always too shy to actually make my own account andddd because i started on twitter and had exclusively used twitter in my previous fandom it just like. Came more naturally to me and it’s so good for fic promo i just. Accepted it. but then after october several of my friends and like at least half of my mutuals at the time all became antis and once i was back to feeling. normal about consuming fandom content in like late october early november i desperately wanted to have a place where i wasn’t being made to feel GUILTY constantly so i finally made an acct over here so i’d have at least one space where i could Talk Freely about fandom things without expecting 10 people to tell me to kms for it. (don’t worry i eventually did finally make a new priv and i’m no longer held hostage by ex-stan mutuals on twitter but it was ROUGH at the time like so many of my friends have told me they assumed i’d just lost most of my interest and was only still in the fandom for the sake of writing because i never talked abt anything anymore for so long IT WAS BAD I JUST FELT SILENCED but im free now i promise) so yeah.

but don’t worry now i am here less out of “i have nowhere else to go” necessity and actually just because i Do enjoy it and i prefer it immensely to maintwt i am so content now with basically solely talking abt fandom things here and on my privtwt and just using main for fic talk life is beautiful !

sorry this is really fucking absurdly long i am so normal

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

[Tie, Gag, Ice, Torture] Guinness or Alistair~? U///w///O

[ tie ] — my muse ties up your muse [ gag ] — my muse uses a gag on your muse [ ice ] — my muse drags an ice cube across your muse’s body part (specify) [ torture ] — your muse teases my muse’s cock/clit/breasts/genitals until they’re begging

(oh boy! o//3//o)

"what?!" Guinness exclaimed as he and Kidar were watching the credits roll over the screen after the movie they were watching.

"she just-?! huh?!" he said, flabbergasted over the ending in this dramatic romance movie where that guy just leaves the girl to fight in that big battle, even though she begged him not to go, because she had valuable information that someone from his own side was going to literally backstab him the moment he gets on the battlefield!

but then, it turns out she was the one! she was the one who was always on his side, but backstabbed him!

but, that ending was resolved with the fact that her husband was a toxic shitbag anyway and now she could be with her childhood friend who was always nothing but supportive towards her.

Guinness chuckled in a shocked kind of way. "at least he got what he deserved fer treatin her like garbage! but man- what´s her friend gonna think?"

this movie left a lot of questions open!

he stretched, his back making a crackling noise as he did so.

"now then, what do ye wanna watch next?" he asked, grabbing some of the scattered dvds from the floor.

it was already getting kinda late, but neither of the two looked even close to being tired. even after they´ve watched about four different movies. all of which stories that Guinness would get lost in.

[tsuki-sennin]

Oh what's this!? A double-stuffed deluxe serving of PreCure, served at late night! 25 and 26! We're goin' out into the woods! And make a new nemesis, but such is life! And in Episode 26? Who knows~! But with a title like "Kokone's Promise! Challenging King Green Pepper" I think this might be a simple one.

Spoilers, I guess...

This is a long boi btw, figured you'd like to know.

-Ohayo, Yuin~!

-Yeah kicked ass two weeks ago, huh?

-That's definitely a Delicioustone, but what we buildin', Narshe?

-Spiritoru?

-Bundoru bundoru?

-Holy shit he made a robot.

-Nikoniko? Nico Nico Nii?

-Alright ladies, I realize there's quite a natural bounty before us, but don't take chances with mushrooms and unfamiliar berries, eh?

-They put shades on the fox.

-The dog and dragon too!

-Oh Mari-chan, you too?

-Guess Kokone would feel nervous. I can't imagine she's spent much time so far away from an urban setting.

-Oh fuck

-Ghoast!

-To be fair, ghosts are kinda real in other PreCure titles.

-What a nice town!

-I see the soundtrack's followed us here, hmm?

-"Fuck it, I can't find my way around here, I'm gonna set this whole forest on fire."

-Alriiiight, let's go!

-Koko-neechan!

-Y'know, for a murder ghost robot, Spiritoru seems like a pretty swell chap.

-Spin the tent!

-We used to play this game a lot in elementary school.

-No pot!

-It's okay, I know a dealer~!

-...Takumicchi, did you run here!?

-Oh, Minato-san.

-"Goddammit, I have to wake up early..."

-Listen to Amai-kaichou. Having a meal out here in such a beautiful campground as this would be perfect!

-Ooooooh, paella~!

-Oooooh, a seafood paella~!

-No fire, huh?

-Well, can't really blame them. Most of the fires I usually start are by accident.

-My grandmother said this... "If you wish it to be so, luck will always be on your side."

-Ranchi, my girl.

-Hooray! Fire!

-Spoooooky happenings!

-Oh, a thicc boi, huh?

-Ranchi got Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's number 1 hat.

-There was a thicc boi!

Ran-Ran: He was the Eggman! Takumi: He was the Eggman? Amane: He was the Walrus!? Goo goo g'joob!?

-"Dinner's ready, bitches!"

-Oh shit, Narshe's building up.

-Y'know Seccy, I'd probably like you a lot more if you actually did something!

-Oh shit, Spiritoru face reveal.

-I love him already.

-Ooooh, a whole barbecue goin' on!

-Recibepis

-"Fuck, my clout!"

-And just like that, Takumicchi takes his leave.

-Ahhhh, c'mon lad!

-Recipeppi, hellooooo!

-Don-Don! Iitotokomkke! Oh wait, wrong series

-Cubed meat?

-Is he... spoiling the eat?

-"Is he a fucking robot. That's cringe."

-As a recently converted Ruru Amour stan, your distaste is noted, Rosemary.

-"Ohhhhh, the famous Pretty Cures!"

-Oh shit, he's got a wrench!

-I see, so an Ubau-zo doesn't have to be strictly a kitchen tool, eh?

-I kinda knew that, but feels weird to see this used.

-"On behalf of my Dad, I will beat you up!"

-What should I call you, Spiritoru? I like you, I'd hate to be mean to you the way I am to Narshe and ambivalent like I am to Seccy...

-"Ganbare! Ganbare! U-Bau-Zo!"

-One of my favorite villain archetypes is the "Surprisingly strong comic relief", so I'm definitely having fun with Spiritoru. He's got such a banger design, I love him.

-"You meatbag humans don't get it! Why eat when you can recharge!?"

-That's it, Yuin, punch that gigantic solid metal monster thing.

-Don't stop on our account Precious!

-"Nisen Kilocalorie Punch!"

-Unit conversion tells me 2000 Kilocalories is equivalent to 8368 kilojoules. 2 kilos worth of of TNT!

-GIrl's got a lot of power behind those punches.

-We did it! The barbecue has been saved!

-What a nice guy he is!

-Men need their beauty sleep just as much as men do!

-Ah, old maid! I kick ass at this game, deal me in!

-Gotta water your mind for your

-Oooooooh, that starscape is very nicely drawn.

-Kokone episode, hell yeah!

-Well, I'll see you all next time when I see Kokone talk about green peppers.

-.

-Next time, let's go!

-Mmm... Spiritoru, Spiritoru...

-Supi-kun?

-Supi-kun, definitely.

-Oh shoot, there's nobody who can make Delicioustones huh?

-...I have to ask though... what exactly is Supi-kun doing to the food by capturing the Recipepsiman?

-Like, Gentle fucked up the flavor and ruins everybody's meals. I can see how this can completely fuck over a restaurant's reputation and how Amane would feel guilty over this.

-Narshe steals memories associated with certain foods, and we saw first hand how that can hurt a person and how tragic it'd be to lose a cherished memory.

-All we've seen Supi-kun do is cube meat. I can see why having something like that happen to you while you're eating dinner would frazzle you, but the food seems otherwise just fine.

-"Fuck it, lunchbreak!"

-Oooooh, I love green peppers!

-God, stuffed with cheese and baked, or chopped up into a salsa, or cut up with beef in steak fajitas...

-I should pull a Shinichi Saruhara and imagine myself some of my favorite dishes after this. It's super late at night and it'd take way too long to cook, and I don't even think we have the ingredients...

-Kome-Kome's suffering is incalculable.

-Kokone, a hardened veteran of the Pepper Wars.

-I will save you, Kone-Kone.

-I mean, Koko-meechan.

-Koko-Koko

-I used to be a pretty picky eater as a kid. I don't know exactly how I grew out of it, but nowadays I usually try to recognize ingredients I like and how they fit into the bigger picture of the dish.

-Takumicchi's dad has the right idea! Introducing them as components to something you do like.

-Oh, Takkun!

-...Takkun...

-Ah, sorry, uh... "Takkun" is a nickname reserved for somebody else, in my heart.

-Yeah, help us out!

-Hide the bitterness.

-Green peppers in a pound cake?

-I'm a big carrot cake guy, but... how on earth?

-Is Yui one of those moms who'd try to bake brussel sprouts into brownies?

-"Nooooo, Kokone! They'll murder you!"

-King Green Pepper seem a charitable and courteous capsicum.

-He and his other bell pepper kin actually register at a solid zero on the Scoville scale, so if he proves too much for you, the name "Cure Spicy" will unfortunately prove to be wasted on you, Kokone.

-"Yo Godatz, I'm the new guy!"

-"NOOOO DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT YOU FOOL! YOU LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER WHILE SHE'S TALKING TO YOU!"

-I think I'm liking Seccy more and more now jhkjlh

-Eat the food, fox girl!

-"HOLY SHIT WHAT WHY IS SHE SO BIG"

-"...Fack."

-Oh wow, she bonked.

-C'mon Koko-neechan, be a big girl! This is... honestly very embarassing!

-Good evening, DILF Butler!

-Yeah, you at least attempted, huh?

-Y'know, there's quite a bit of what I personally read as neurodivergent subtext to Kokone's character, so I get where she's coming from with this.

-Hell, my distaste for non-fried shrimp even has a similar origin to hers.

-Let's just say there's a very good reason why you devein and remove the shells from them. No amount of thorough cooking will undo that pain.

-Dish washin' time.

-"IF THAT BITCH DOESN'T EAT THESE FUCKING PEPPERS I AM GOING TO SHIT"

-Y'know, maybe Narshe should've installed a GPS in Supi-kun. Probably would've helped.

-Whomst

-Ooooh, that pepper is a thicc boi

-That shot of Pam-Pam hiding in the peppers is honestly super adorable.

-Friends with the peppers!

-The secret ingredient is always love.

-Oooooh, that's tantalizing...

-"Pepper Detected."

-Don Don! Toru Toru! Bundoru!

-Takumicchi, you gotta breathe better man!

-Pepper flavored curry and rice! Smoked turkey and pepper jack panini! Bell pepper udon stir fry! Bell peppers are botanically fruits because their seeds are on the inside of the pods!

-Delicious Party Pepper Cure!

-Oh yeah, you're technically not that kinda pepper, huh Blackpep?

-Man, Supi-kun's way better at monster design than his Dad.

-Hmmm... part of me wonders if Narshe intentionally programmed him to have this kind of conflict?

-"For fuck's sake, just eat your goddamn peppers, kids!"

-Crusty Bread Barrier!

-Daaaamn, Kokone opening fire on her own.

-You go girl!

-Humans do a lot of things, Supi-kun.

-Don't look back Takumicchi, just run!

-Hell yeah, we've recovered!

-Oh god that mouth shot

-That was unneccesary

-Pepper Steak! From hit indie RPG Maker game off!

-Mmmmmm...

-I thoroughly enjoyed both of these episodes as usual. Not a lot left for me to say, other than "Goddammit, I need to imagine those peppers right fucking now."

-Now, if you would excuse me... Join me when I wake up for Kamen Rider Geats, Episode 1! And on Saturday! With episode 27 of this show~!

-Episode 27!

-RANCHI EPISODE

-Lot of Kome-Kome focus, huh?

-...Oh god, she's gonna fucking morb.

-Anyways, look forward to that, this has been way too fucking long~!

[pesterloglog]

Roxy Lalonde, John Egbert

Act 6, page 7108-7112

ROXY: so

ROXY: all that wind

ROXY: that was you right

JOHN: yes.

ROXY: hmmmmm

ROXY: i dont see any glitchy trash

ROXY: guess your humongous blowy spell did away with all that grody nonsense?

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: yeah, i guess you're right.

JOHN: i didn't even notice until you just mentioned it, but yeah, i guess that dumb problem is finally busted.

JOHN: thank god!

ROXY: fo real

ROXY: i heard music 2

ROXY: did u hear music?

JOHN: yes, that was me too.

JOHN: i was playing a magic organ.

ROXY: oh relay

JOHN: yes, see, there's this huge organ...

ROXY: that is almost certainly what she said

ROXY: WONK

JOHN: oh, shush. :p

JOHN: anyway, this huge PIPE organ...

JOHN: it let me play the breeze, so to speak.

JOHN: i think that was the only way to get rid of all those clouds, and let the fire flies go home.

ROXY: this is their home huh

JOHN: i guess so?

JOHN: i am surprised by how my quest turned out too, to be honest.

ROXY: it is kinda bittersweet

ROXY: seeing all of twinkly herberts bros and sisters going home

JOHN: twinkly who?

ROXY: my pet firefly

ROXY: im guessin this is where he was from

JOHN: oh.

ROXY: they all seem happy though

ROXY: look at em all blinkin away

ROXY: into the blank ass yonder

JOHN: heh.

ROXY: why is the sky blank btw

JOHN: it's blank because it's...

JOHN: nothing.

ROXY: nothing

ROXY: why is it nothing

ROXY: where even are we

JOHN: it's nothing because we are literally nowhere.

ROXY: uh

ROXY: ok how can you tell its actually a field of nothingness

ROXY: as opposed to just a bunch of regular empty space that happens to look vaguely neutral

JOHN: how can i tell?

JOHN: i guess i just can.

ROXY: no but how

JOHN: why don't you ask yourself!

JOHN: you're the one who asked me why it was blank in the first place.

JOHN: so why did you choose the term "blank" in your question?

ROXY: .....

ROXY: DAMN

ROXY: owned @ the philosophies

JOHN: so owned.

JOHN: you will find i am the best there is at those.

ROXY: is true

ROXY: im always gettin owned at those by you and ur kin

ROXY: recently your crazy dog sister was schoolin me on perfectly generic cubes

JOHN: you mean generic objects.

ROXY: generic fort blox :p

JOHN: yes.

ROXY: now u are droppin truth bombs about blank skies on me

ROXY: shouldnt i be like innately stellar at this sorta stuff as a void player

ROXY: must be comin off slow as fuck on the uptake here arent i

JOHN: not really.

JOHN: you seem pretty smart to me.

ROXY: i do

JOHN: yeah.

JOHN: you have a funny and snappy way of talking, like dave.

JOHN: but unlike that knucklehead, i sense that behind all your jokes, you are probably some kind of brainiac, like rose.

ROXY: whow

JOHN: don't get me wrong, i meant knucklehead in a good way.

JOHN: dave is actually the best dude, you would like him.

ROXY: i bet you are correct

ROXY: so dave...

ROXY: hes uhhhhhh

ROXY: my son right??

JOHN: argh!

ROXY: !

JOHN: i mean. yes, pretty much.

JOHN: honestly, it gets weird to think about all our relations in that way sometimes.

ROXY: i getcha

ROXY: like when i think about u and wolfjade being the kids of jane and jake i...

ROXY: i...

ROXY: omfg

ROXY: that SO CUTE :3

JOHN: um.

ROXY: so what is it u thinks weird about dave being my son?

JOHN: i think we should just change the subject!

ROXY: ahaha alright

ROXY: what were we talking about again

JOHN: we were talking about blank skies and fort blocks and such.

ROXY: oh yis

JOHN: and you thought you should know more about things like that as a void hero...

JOHN: which reminds me.

JOHN: do you think you are any closer to making that alien egg?

ROXY: hmn

JOHN: i mean, after seeing nix.

JOHN: did you feel, like, a power boost or anything?

ROXY: a power boost???

ROXY: like mega man or

JOHN: no, not like mega man.

JOHN: i mean, like...

ROXY: youre askin if she taught me to do the voidey thing

JOHN: well, did she?

ROXY: naw dude

ROXY: i told you

ROXY: we did our chat in some horseshit elven baloney tongue

ROXY: and she just told me to come here

ROXY: like thats literally it

ROXY: "go to planet if u want to live"

ROXY: so i did

ROXY: there wasnt really any soul searching or gettin in touch with my inner miracles

JOHN: oh.

JOHN: well that's kind of a bummer.

JOHN: i hope you weren't shortchanged out of an important mystical and spiritual process of self discovery.

ROXY: pfffahahaha

JOHN: ?

ROXY: pfhehehehehehehehe

JOHN: what?

ROXY: sorry its just

ROXY: sometimes you sound so much like jake its rly quite uncanny

ROXY: but yeah i dont care about that really

ROXY: it was either take an uneventful and nonspiritual trip to a wind planet, or just stop existing altogether

ROXY: i think ill be fine without the self discovery part

JOHN: yeah.

JOHN: or...

JOHN: wait.

JOHN: what if this was part of it?

ROXY: part of what

JOHN: your quest?

JOHN: like, to be here, and learn to use your powers better?

JOHN: we are kind of in a realm of literal nothingness right now.

JOHN: maybe you will be able to draw energy or inspiration from the void, or whatever?

ROXY: NIX.......

ROXY: why u sly old bitch

JOHN: does that make sense?

ROXY: it kind of does

ROXY: it kind of LOADS of does

JOHN: oh, sweet!

JOHN: i was just grasping at straws there, but now that you agree, i'm suddenly a lot more confident in my theory.

ROXY: heheh yeah (...jake)

JOHN: so why don't you try it out again?

ROXY: what

ROXY: the egg?

ROXY: like right now?

JOHN: sure?

ROXY: meh tbh im a bit sick of tryin to summon that ugly damn egg

ROXY: how about later??

ROXY: i would rather just keep bee essing with u for a while rather than get right down to freakin business

JOHN: i guess there's really no hurry.

JOHN: not in this place at least.

JOHN: i don't think this place has any bearing on other time lines.

JOHN: it's almost like...

JOHN: like taking a time out from our canonical lives.

JOHN: so if you wanted, you could take as much time to practice here as you need.

ROXY: im down as heck with that

ROXY: could use a breather from my canonical life

JOHN: me too.

JOHN: even though...

JOHN: i'm not sure i have one anymore?

ROXY: hmm

ROXY: well since we already talked about MY quest...

ROXY: and like spiritual mega man style power boosts and all

ROXY: what about yours

ROXY: howd that go

JOHN: how'd it go?

JOHN: pretty well, i'd say.

ROXY: no but

ROXY: i know you blew away some clouds and blanked out the sky and all

ROXY: but the point was so you could learn to control your zappy powers

ROXY: did you?

JOHN: i think so.

JOHN: but i haven't really tried a controlled jump yet.

ROXY: i c

ROXY: well when you do

ROXY: where do you think youll jump to first

JOHN: i have no idea.

JOHN: the thought of changing the time line is still mind boggling to me.

ROXY: well if nothin else

ROXY: u really should go grab that ring

ROXY: before the smug troll can take it

ROXY: i mean there was lots of problems already but her comin back to life really fucked us over to the shittiest max possible

JOHN: that's right!

JOHN: i definitely wanted to go back and get the ring off my couch before i lost it.

JOHN: at the very least, that way you can use it to help your friend.

ROXY: yup!

ROXY: any other ideas?

JOHN: not yet.

JOHN: so much has happened, it's hard to even think about.

JOHN: and it's not even limited to what i've been through, either.

JOHN: i've seen a lot of other crazy stuff, just from my random jumps.

ROXY: like what

JOHN: like...

JOHN: like the last place i was, actually.

JOHN: just before i came back, to find your session in ruins.

JOHN: haha. i actually got into a pretty serious fight.

ROXY: o?

JOHN: with this guy.

JOHN: a skull kid.

JOHN: he's a huge asshole, and a horrible artist.

ROXY: u saw the skull kids drawins?

JOHN: unfortunately.

JOHN: in fact, i was in his drawings once.

JOHN: it was a true nightmare come to life.

ROXY: D:

JOHN: i am pretty much convinced he is the guy behind all of the problems we ever had, even though he is a complete ignoramus.

ROXY: then you mean

ROXY: it was callies bro

JOHN: yeah, probably.

JOHN: i have a feeling some day we will all have to take him down.

JOHN: but...

JOHN: probably when he grows up to be his adult self.

JOHN: when i beat him up, he was just a teen scamp, like us.

JOHN: but with a skull for a head, a robot leg, a cape which i ripped to shreds, and a pair of dumb suspenders.

ROXY: you beat him up????

ROXY: daaamn

ROXY: yall must be STRONG

JOHN: meh, not particularly.

JOHN: i was just really angry, and i caught him off guard drawing some shitty animes.

ROXY: ahahahahaha

ROXY: fuck his animes

JOHN: they were quite literally the worst animes i have ever seen.

JOHN: i hope i hurt his drawing hand, and he never does any more ugly art for the rest of his stupid immortal skull monster life.

ROXY: yeah

ROXY: i know that guy

ROXY: he used to troll my friends all the time

ROXY: wait no

ROXY: used to "jeer" us

ROXY: he was a tool

JOHN: hmm, it just occurred to me...

JOHN: aside from fixing the time line, there's another benefit to my new power.

JOHN: once we all decide we're ready to fight him, i can just zap us all right to him.

JOHN: we could take him by surprise again.

JOHN: i really doubt he'd be able to handle us if we all clobbered him at once!

ROXY: thats pretty good thinkin

ROXY: but um

ROXY: maybe were getting ahead of ourselves here

ROXY: makin plans 4 rumble royale with mangaka dudebro, lord of the shitwanks

ROXY: we should probably focus on bringing our loved ones back to life first

JOHN: ...

[witchychanel]

i love u

pt2 of Don’t Say You Love Me

Parings: Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 3.5k

Warnings: Angst? Languge, Fluff, Smut, hot wax play, ice cube play, fingering, BDSM, spanking, spitting? bitting, squerting

Minors (DNI) You will get blocked. 

*Nat and Y/N* do speak Spanish but the Y/N has no specific race or ethnicity

One year later…

It took time to get over Wanda. You loved her. It took you 3 months to be in the same room as her. It took you 6 months to even speak to her and go on missions with her. Things have remained the same for months now. You weren’t friends with her, you were just colleagues. 

When it came to interviews you were playing nice, you don’t hate her but you don’t love her either. Duhh…Ever since that faithful night you and Nat have been getting close. 

You weren’t dating each other. But things are different now. Soft touches every now and then, her hand always creasing your hand. Little whispers, giggles, and inside jokes. But the best thing that has been happening is the glances. The staring has been intense, you both want each other it’s obvious. You wanted to make sure that your heart was ready to move on before asking Nat out. You’ve been feeling ready for three months now, and you feel like today is the day to ask her out. But how you’re going to ask her out is a different story. 

“Do you think he’ll like this one?” Loki asked, pulling you away from your thoughts. “Hmm? I’m sorry, what did you say?” you asked Loki, feeling a bit bad that you weren't paying attention to what he was saying. 

“I asked you if you think that Steve would like this watch for his birthday,” Loki said, smirking at you. “His birthday is like 5 months away Loki, isn't it a bit early to be shopping for a birthday present?” 

“I just want the perfect gift for him. What’s going on in that pretty little head of yours?” Loki asked, wanting to know if you’re alright. “I want to ask out Nat and I don’t know how” you said so fast that Loki almost missed it. Loki chuckled as you both started to walk out of the store and back to the car. “What!?” 

“You finally are going to grow a pair of “beach ball sized lady nuts'' and ask her, huh.” you gave Loki a bitch stare as you said “Did you really quote the walking dead more specifically did you really quote Negan?” 

“What!? He’s hot.” Loki said biting his lip. You rolled your eyes and said “Yeah, I know he’s hot I can hear your and Steve’s thoughts every time he’s on screen. Although, I must say Steve is more into Rick.” you giggled as Loki smiled at you “Yeah, I know he is,” Loki and you both started laughing very hard. “Y/N, you fucking bite your lip every time Carol or Michonne come on screen” 

“What can I say Carol is a MILF” you said smirking at him. 

“She was a MILF. Her kid is dead” Loki said.

“Uh…bitch” you said smacking Loki in the arm, “once a milf always a milf.”

“Y/N…Michonne looks like Okoye. Which is so crazy…it’s almost like they’re the same person. Does that also mean you think Okoye is attractive?” Loki was very interested and wanted a bit of “drama” and “tea”. “I do think that Okoye is attractive, and yes we may have kissed  and maybe even had sex, but nothing came out of it. And we certainly didn’t make it awkward. I mean look at you, me and Steve. I fucked you and you fucked me and…well…Steve watched.” 

“He does love watching” Loki smirked thinking back to when you, Steve and he got drunk off of mead and had a threesome. 

“You know you’re pretty good at eating pussy, so Nat better watch out and learn how to breathe.” Loki said as he was patting you on the back. You felt your cheeks heat up with embarrassment and buried your hands in your face. You took a deep breath in and somewhat yelled “Oh my god Loki, thank you…okay, miss mama just drive back home already.” 

Loki put his hands up in defense and said, still laughing “alright, alright you just stay flazéda right there.” You let out a giggle and said “I’ll just sit here in my sequins gown” you and Loki looked at each other and burst into laughter. You both continued to laugh as he replied with “partyyy.”

You both started to calm down, but you decided to say that Loki was serving “real clown realness”. 

“For god sakes Y/N let me breathe and drive” Loki said as he was gasping for air  because of laughter.

“Okay, okay…I’m done.” you said starting to calm down. You took a deep breath in and was absolutely terrified of the thought of Nat rejecting you, but felt butterflies thinking about her.

“I really do want to ask out Nat, I want to do it today but…I just want to ask her out, because I love her,” Loki took your hand and squeezed it. “I’ll help you…even though you never answered whether or not Steve would like the watch”. Loki smirked as you smacked him on the arm. “You’re so lucky I love you Loki”. 

“I know,” he replied, giving you a soft and reassuring look. 

 Once the two of you arrived back at the compound and asked F.R.I.D.A.Y. where Nat and Steve were, she replied saying that they were both in the gym. 

When you open the doors you can see Steve and Nat working out with each other. “How was the mall?” Steve asked, kissing Loki on the cheek, “Did you guy’s find anything that you liked?” Steve. “Not really, no” Loki replied. “I need to shower…” Steve said, wiggling his eyebrows towards Loki , “Oh yeah…” Loki bit his lip. 

“Well…while you two love birds get a room or a shower. I’m going to get ready for my date” Natasha said, grabbing her water bottle and towel. Your heart sank hearing that she had a date. Loki looked a bit shocked and sad. “A date…” you whispered but she heard  you. “Yeah, a date”. Nat said, smiling like an angel. You felt your heart crush into thousands of pisces once again. 

“Do we know them?”, you asked. Not really sure why you asked but you wanted to know who this mystery person is, no matter how much it hurt knowing you lost your chance. 

“Well…she’s smart…like crazy smart. She’s very very gorgeous and sexy, she has beautiful Y/E/C eyes, she's so damn funny. No one has ever made me laugh like she does”. Nat kept going on about the women that she was in love with. You wanted to run and scream. You didn’t want to continue to hear about this woman that had captivated her heart. “Do you want to see a picture of her?” Nat asked, looking straight into your eyes. Before you can tell that it was alright, that you didn’t want to see a picture of the woman; knowing that you will see her later on. She hands you her phone.

Your breath hitches as you stare at a photo of yourself. “I- I don’t understand”, tears  were streaming down your face. 

“You butt-dialed me,” Nat said, cupping your face. “We heard the whole conversation,” Steve said. 

“Every word?” Loki asked. “Yes” Steve and Nat said both in sync. “Well…I guess I’m not getting you that watch”. Loki said playfully. Steve tells Loki that they should give you and Nat some privacy. 

“How bout you and me get ready for our date, meet me in the common living room at 7”, Nat said, kissing your forehead. 

You were very nervous to say the least. It was 6:55 pm and you had just arrived in the living room. Nat wasn’t there yet but  some of the boys were. 

“You look beautiful  lady Y/N”  Thor got up off of the couch and gave you a big bear hug.

“Thank you, Thor…do you think she’ll love it?” 

“She’ll love it” you heard Wanda say behind you. You inhale and turn around to face her. 

“Thanks Wanda” you gave her a small smile. 

“I can see that Loki obviously picked the dress out,” Bucky said, giving you a small hug. 

“She’s going to absolutely love it” 

“Yeah…I love it. It makes my boobs look good” you said giggling. 

“So what do you have planned for this evening?” Vision asked, putting down his book that he was reading.

“I actually have no clue. All Nat said was to meet her here at 7pm..so now I’m just waiting”. 

“Nat, Tony, Clint and I may have planned a few things for tonight” Steve smirked. And when he smirked you knew you were in trouble. 

You were so lost in your thoughts thinking about the million scandalous things that they could have planned, you didn’t even notice Nat come up beside you, so when she said “Hello gorgeous…” in a soft voice; you jumped a little. 

“Nat…you look…wow”. You were mesmerized by the way she looked in that beautiful white dress. Her blonde hair somewhat pushed back. She looked like an angel. 

“I can say the same thing about you…I mean this green dress…you’re so damn beautiful Y/N”. Nat ran her hand down your arm and took hold of your hand and gently ran her thumb across. 

“Are you ready to go?” She asked, her green apple eyes looking into your Y/E/C eyes. She kissed on the cheek and said let’s go. 

She grabbed the keys from a car that Tony lent her. And drove into the city. You looked at her with a confused expression when she started to drive into this apartment complex. You notice one of Tony’s other cars parked in the lot. 

“Tony just bought this place. He calls it his place to get away from all of us”.  

You let out a giggle “him get away from us?” 

You both got out of the car and walked towards the elevator. Nat put a card into the elevator which led to the penthouse. She told you to close your eyes. When you heard the elevator ding, she took your hand and walked a few feet into the apartment. 

You could hear Loki, Tony and Clint rush out to leave you two alone. “Have fun,” Loki said. 

“Alright… you can open your eyes now” 

When you opened your eyes there were red rose petals everywhere. The room was lit by tan pillar candles. She grabbed a remote and put on some music to dance to. She took your hand and twirled you around. 

Halsey’s Finally // beautiful stranger filled the air. 

“I know you’re hungry…Tony and I hired a private chef for tonight and he’s in the kitchen making dinner for us”

Nat pulled your body close to hers. You both swayed to the song looking deeply into each other's eyes. Anyone that could have been watching you could tell you both were in love.  It was almost like a Disney movie. Where the prince would spin the princess and they would dance and dance. But only in this fairy tale, there were two princesses. 

The song soon came to an end but another one took its place. We fell in love in october by girl in red started to play.  The dancing became somewhat faster. Nat was singing some of the lyrics as she was dancing to you. 

When the last chorus started to play your eyes filled with tears. Your mind was filled with so many emotions. It was filled with so much love. Nat came closer to you and just when Marie (girl in red) said “looking at the starts, admiring from afar” Nat kissed you. “I love you” you said when you both let go for air. You both stared into each others eyes and both sang the lyrics to the song “Pretty When You Cry” by Lana Del Rey. You both were giggling messes. 

A cough broke the both out of the trance. You looked to see the chef telling you both that dinner was served. 

“Wow! This looks amazing! Thank You so much!” 

“No miss Enchantress, thank you!...You saved my daughter, and my two sons when Thanos attacked New York” You looked into the teary brown eyes of the latino man. You got out of the chair and gave him a hug. “I hope they’re well,” you replied, giving him a soft arm squeeze. “They’re great…you’re actually their favorite Avenger” You smiled at the thought of little kids looking up to you. You looked back at Nat and a proud expression was written all over her face. 

“If it’s not too much trouble, is there a way where you and I can take a video, telling my kids ‘hi’ or something?” The man asked, sounding hopeful. 

“Yes, of course I would love that!” You replied. You’ve always wondered how the people you saved were coping and always thought about them. “Let’s do it right now?!” Nat said. “No, no… after you both eat” the chef protested. “We both don’t mind Chef Gomez”. 

……..

Once the video was done. Chef Gomez brought out the dishes. Everything was so delicious and so flavorful. The food was immaculate and the desert was amazing. 

 “Gracias por todo. Fue muy delicioso” (Thank you for everything. It was very delicious) you told him as he was clearing the dishes. 

“Si, gracias por todo” (yes, thank you for everything) Natasha said, taking the last sip of her white wine. 

“No, gracias a los dos por todo lo que hacen por el mundo” (No, thank you to the both of you for everything you do for the world) Chef Gomez said giving you both hugs before leaving. 

“So…we’re  alone…”  you said walking closer to Nat. 

“That we are…” Natasha grabbed your hand and walked you towards one of the bedrooms. 

Natasha opened a door to a room filled with candles, red roses, and a bottle of champagne sitting in ice. She closed the door and started to pull off your dress. She kissed down your neck, she sucked on the sweet spot. You moaned while leaning into her. Her right hand tugged on your right nipple. Her left hand traveled down your stomach and into your panties. Her fingers gently touch your clit “Nat…please” you moan. 

She laid on the bed and pulled off your panties, she gave a kiss to your pussy before she took a step back to take off her dress. You sat up and got on your knees and tsked “Natasha, Natasha… no panties, now what are we going to do about that”. You grabbed her hand and took your underwear and tied her hands to the bedpost. You grabbed the bottle of champagne and popped it open. Some of the champagne started to pour out, so you put the opening into your mouth. “You want some baby?” 

Nat shook her head yes, so you poured some into your mouth and spit the champagne into her mouth. “You like that?” 

 Nat’s voice was very horsed as she said yes. You drank more of the champagne and spitted more all over her body. Nat gasped at the coldness of the drink. You took an ice cube from the container that was holding the champagne and poured more champagne into your mouth. 

The bubbles in your mouth were electric. You took hold of Nat’s left tit and sucked on her nipple. You let go of the left tit and did the same to the right one. You grabbed another piece of ice and placed it between your teeth. You rubbed the cube all over her nipples making them very hard. Nat moaned and started to squeeze her thighs together. “Y/N…please. I need you,” she pleaded. 

You kissed every inch of her body. You inhaled  her pussy and gave a kiss to her clit. You flicked your tongue over her clit. You used your strength to hold her legs open. Natasha’s moans were growing louder and louder. You got a piece of ice cube and sucked on it. 

You continued to suck on her clit making her moan and moan, from the coldness of your mouth. “Oh fuck… oh fuck” she sobbed before cumming. You were in awe as her face twisted with pleasure. You licked up her juices and got off of your knees.  You unhook her hands from your underwear. She grabbed your head and pulled you into a kiss. She then made you lay on your back. Nat started to kiss all over your body, leaving love marks on your clavicle. She took your left nipple into her mouth and started sucking on it. Her teeth graved over your nipple making you shiver. 

She kissed all the way down to your pussy. “Do you want me Y/N?” 

“Yes” you answered.

Natasha kissed your mound and left kisses on the inner part of your thighs.  Nat wiggled her tongue side to side all the way down to your hole. She took your clit into her mouth and sucked that perfect part of your nerves that made your eyes roll in the back of your head. You bucked you hips into her face making her hold you down. Your moans grew louder and louder, your back arched off the bed. She grazed her teeth over your clit making you cum hard. Your body twitched as you came. 

Nat licked up your juices and gave you a big kiss. She got off of the bed and grabbed one of the candles. “Can I pour the wax on you?” she asked. 

You bit your lip and said yes. Natasha slowly pours the hot wax over your nipples making you moan both in pain and in pleasure. She trailed the wax down your stomach and stopped before getting close to your pussy. She put the candle back on the desk and took a swig of the champagne and placed an ice cube into her mouth. She got back on your clit with the alcohol still in her mouth. The bubbles from the champagne and coldness of the ice cube felt so, so good that you closed your legs around her head. She pulled your hips closer to your face and forced your legs open. You made eye contact with her as she dove back between your legs. She bit your clit gently making you moan out loud. Your hands twisted in the sheets as she worked you. 

You felt yourself getting close to your second orgasm. She sucked on that sweet spot of your clit that made you get louder and louder, your eyes shut tight feeling so damn close. “Look at me Y/N” Nat commanded. 

You opened your eyes and made eye contact with her. She sucked on that delicious spot once again “I’m gonna cum!” you yelled, “Cum for me babygirl,” Nat commanded. 

“Oh fuc-” was all you could say before letting out a low moan. Nat didn’t let up off your pussy, she stuck two of her fingers inside your pussy and worked you fast and hard. You feel her fingers curl inside you hitting your g spot. 

“Nat..oh fuck right there!” you yelled, painting and gasping for air. She went faster and faster ,adding a third finger into the pleasure. You opened your eyes to see her smirk at you before sticking out her tongue to flick your clit. 

You screamed out her name, feeling yourself getting closer and closer. She added more pressure to your g spot “oh fuck oh fuck im gonna cum-” . You felt your whole body shook as you came hard for the third time. 

“Fuck babygirl you squirted” Nat said giving your pussy a hard slap that made you jump with how sensitive you were. She gave you a gentle kiss before disappearing into the bathroom. You heard her turn on the bathtub before coming out to tell you to take a bath. 

Your legs were weak as you walked into the bathroom, you saw the tub filled with bubbles and roses. “You really thought of everything, huh” you walked up and kissed her on the lips. She slowly got into the tub helping you in. She took a washcloth and cleaned your body while leaving light kisses all over your neck. “I love you” you whispered leaning into her body, your lips met hers and shared a gentle kiss. “I love you too” she 

Once you were done washing her body, you pulled the plug from the tub and stepped out. You got closer to the bed and watched as Nat came back with a box. “Tony figured that we would spend the night, so he got us something comfy to sleep in” 

You put on the soft pj’s and waited for Nat to slide into bed. “Thank you, Nat. I love you so, so much”. You kissed her and laid your head on her chest. 

“I love you Y/N. I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together” 

“Goodnight, Natty I love you” 

“I love you too baby, goodnight”

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A/N: Let me know what you think...I also don't know why I was quoting RuPaul 💀🤣 sorry lol

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