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#what even is this episode??
lunarlover12 · 7 months
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"I'm not a pirate, and you're going to shit in my mouth. And you, sexy rat, you're going to fuck me or do whatever weird fucking shit."
I never thought I would hear these words. Let alone over and over again. My poor boy Fabian 🤣 and Riz just gets to fucking lay down and take a nap 🤣
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butchfalin · 10 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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ruby-red-inky-blue · 5 months
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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do
yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello
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bottombaron · 1 year
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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:
Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.
He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.
Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.
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inktho · 7 months
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🎯 critical hit
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egophiliac · 2 months
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YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS
YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!
seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT
(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)
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lailedcat · 4 months
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I love dimension 20 with my entire being
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ratqu33n · 8 months
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kristen applebees is MY president
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tagerrkix · 1 year
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rage.
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not-roboto · 11 months
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The Gang (20 cm x 20 cm, oil on paper) a series of small paintings I made of the backs of the gang.
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kelin-is-writing · 3 months
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How… Do I recover from this…?
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afrognamedfizzarolli · 4 months
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You can never visit the same place twice.
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Each time, it's a different story.
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By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.
-Maureen Johnson (The Last Little Blue Envelope)
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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
Tommy's family arc
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westanovencleaner · 8 months
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it's season 2 of the pjo tv show, and percy and annabeth are devising their plan to save camp.
annabeth says, "the fleece will not only heal thalia's tree, but it will also bring thalia back."
it's season 3 of the pjo tv show, and they're at westover hall
grover walks up to bianca and nico and says "you two are children of hades."
it's season 4 of the pjo tv show, and percy's meeting quintus.
he says, "you're daedalus, aren't you."
it's season 5 of the pjo tv show, and percy just read out the great prophecy out loud.
rachel pops in and says, "luke is the hero."
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ikolit · 5 months
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took a break from literally all of my responsibilities to immortalize this scene in drawing because that was insane
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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Sublime Equine.
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