"I'm not a pirate, and you're going to shit in my mouth. And you, sexy rat, you're going to fuck me or do whatever weird fucking shit."
I never thought I would hear these words. Let alone over and over again. My poor boy Fabian 🤣 and Riz just gets to fucking lay down and take a nap 🤣
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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do
yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello
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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:
Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.
He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.
Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.
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YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS
YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!
seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT
(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)
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You can never visit the same place twice.
Each time, it's a different story.
By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.
-Maureen Johnson (The Last Little Blue Envelope)
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it's season 2 of the pjo tv show, and percy and annabeth are devising their plan to save camp.
annabeth says, "the fleece will not only heal thalia's tree, but it will also bring thalia back."
it's season 3 of the pjo tv show, and they're at westover hall
grover walks up to bianca and nico and says "you two are children of hades."
it's season 4 of the pjo tv show, and percy's meeting quintus.
he says, "you're daedalus, aren't you."
it's season 5 of the pjo tv show, and percy just read out the great prophecy out loud.
rachel pops in and says, "luke is the hero."
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