#what kind of bullshit is this

[milesworld96]

What the FUCK are they doing w Cody

[ruthlesslistener]

just tried to create a new instagram account for just my snakes (so that toast's previous caretaker can keep up with him) but it immediately suspended my account because I didn't use my real name. Bruh.

[jack-a-lass]

Therapist won't see me because I've self harmed in the last 2 months, and they reckon that if I was in crisis they wouldn't be able to get me an urgent appointment, but like I've literally never expected a regular therapist to be there for me in crisis. If i happen to need crisis support then I access crisis phone lines or use the Emergency Department, not my fucking 9-5 regular therapist. Like the whole point of me seeing a regular therapist is so that I develop better ways to cope and manage my mental illness, and I can't fucking do that if they won't see me because they think I'm "too severe"

[hard--headed--woman]

you're literally just bisexual

[sumamitt]

what do you mean the core fear of my anxiety is that i will be anxious at work

[findmeinthepubwe]

WHY IS IT ONLY THURSDAY IT FEELS LIKE A FRIDAY

[jankwritten]

i need to be run over by a renegade line of shopping carts while the handler sprints across the parking lot trying in vain to stop the tragic collision.

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

>:(

[lucithecrow]

My dad just texted me "I miss you"

Ew.

You said "I love you" to me for the first time like last year, and now there's this bullshit? Fuck, bro. Eat shit dude, we ain't close like that.

[rjalker]

Room is too cold to not use blanket VS blanket is too warm to sleep under

Fight!

[15ktherapy]

I don’t entirely know who prezoh is but I vaguely remember the name in a negative way and I’m watching this ludwig video right I’m like a minute in and I’ve already really taken note of the editing because it sure it… something. anyway so the video I’m watching it’s the first mogul money and I’m like hm I wonder if the other ones are linked in the description if I end up wanting to watch them and I scroll into the description and what does it say ? edited by prezoh. and it’s like Ah. well if that’s not what I didn’t like you before for, it is now.

[multi-lefaiye]

kinda idle curiosity thought.

queer artists/writers/oc creators: do you incorporate queerphobia into your original works and stories?

(to be clear: this is a *no judgment zone*. i'm asking about your personal preferences with your own work. also i can't stop non-queer folks from responding but i would genuinely love some other queer folks' perspectives here.)

[chickenoptyrx]

Quick dumb goofy thing. Very dumb.

But apparently dokkan (a gacha game i don't play) is tryin to appeal to me specifically. And apparently I am in fact very easy to manipulate. So I may be back on THIS brand of bullshit 🙃

[sergle]

AROUND (time): 30 minute window before and 30 after. BEFORE (time): the specified time is the absolute cutoff, bordering on late, so arrive somewhere in the hour before. AT (time): be punctual and be there or be square at the time. BY (time): something STARTS at the time specified and arriving at the exact time does not count as late. This is my take. I am not taking criticism at this time.

no dude bc I think you lowkey nailed it

[sparring-spirals]

Listen. Smartypants Society? Fuck yeah. I'm going to come clean and admit that I am one of those people that kind of enjoys public speaking/ presentations, and in turn loves seeing people who are Good At Public Speaking/Presentations and enjoy it do their thing. Tricks of timing and emphatic delivery and precise rhetoric and structured argument construction all delivered with charisma dialed up to x100000% is just. 👌

Like, you can make anything sound legit with the right tricks, and in theory I find it SO enjoyable seeing it happen!!! Unfortunately in the context of the Real World this is often seen in contexts that tend to range from Impressive but Sobering or just Literally The Most Frustrating Shit because hey you're talking awful hurtful absolute bullshit but saying it The Right Way, Im Going To Lose it.

So. Therefore........ Smartypants Society generates a deep joy in my soul. Deeply talented speakers/comedians with phenomenal stage presence and quick wit, to use their command over delivery and rhetoric and comedic timing to dissect and break down the most nonsensical things ever? Meticulous argument construction and empassioned delivery about absolute, ridiculous, zero stakes bullshit?? Fuck yeah. Its like seeing someone with expert culinary training and a professionally equipped kitchen make the most 3AM drunk food meal with intentional precision. Tell me why vegetables arent real. Break down who's invited to the cookout. What IS the happiest birthday. Make me believe you. :')

[tennfan2]

Knowing how a magic trick is done doesn't make it any less magical. This file plays with that idea in the hypnotic sense, telling you exactly what techniques I'm using to bring you into trance. Most of them, anyway.

No suggestions in this one, and no content warnings to speak of other than the aforementioned hypnosis. Credit for the concept/prompt goes to @sex-obsessed-lesbian - a true instigator.

This one is (perhaps obviously) pretty meta, a little silly and a lot tricksy, but it should also be satisfying to the average, normal hypnosis-obsessed mind.

As always: I am in this for the feedback, so feel free to tell me what you think!