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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)
suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.
the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.
#dead boy detectives#edwin's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard#and he's like 'this is incredibly inconvenient. we must be getting on with our investigations'#charles: is there a convenient sea monster around? that solves all my unwanted guest problems#jenny: nobody expects me to be a queer role model to them right?#jenny: because fuck you all if so#niko: i have so much manga that can do that for you#jenny: ... you know what? it's fine. i'll do it#jenny: first things first#jenny: do NOT treat niko's manga as a how to be gay guide#jenny: do NOT let her matchmake#jenny: and do NOT think that means it's fair game to be a bitchy old queen at her#edwin in the background: i would never! niko is a delight and a gift and i'm happy she's here#jenny: because unlike you free-loading fucks niko pays rent on time and in acceptable currency#simon: why are all the cats glaring at me?#crystal: i need popcorn for this#night nurse: [full scottish outrage] why are the lost children multiplying? i sent you to hell not a bloody football pitch
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#is this what being eaten alive feels like#i feel. genuinely insane. holy fuck.#Hayley Williams#i am in your WALLS lyricist of our generation#Taylor york and zac farro you bloody bastards#paramore#is the only band. THE ONLY BAND.#I’M BOTH THE KILLER. AND THE FINAL GIRL.
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one in the same
#so guess who binged everything jjk in five days#this guy#mmmfmfm geto my beautiful wife#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#geto suguru#satosugu#ch 261#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen fanart#fanart#art#i only know one genre of drawing ships and it is called they will be bloody no matter what#practically my fucking trademark at this point#yeesh
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bonus: "washing off" Kylar's wounds:
#I FELL ASLEEP WHILE DRAWING THSI AINT NO WAY LAMQKQOQOQ#i also got lazy in the end lolol#soo i wanted to change pc and kylar's dynamic :]]#now with more drama and toxicity !!#like pc cant bring herself to hurt kylar but she does like seeing him all bloody and shit so she gets creative with it#its kind of a weird fucked up manipulative thing but they both get what they want sort of? so its a win win i guess??#degrees of lewdity#kylar the loner#my art#man its been months since ive last played dol idek if this is ooc or not i need a refresher ahuu
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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.
#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else#you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should#change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting#affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree#with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them#or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you#an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont#set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU#FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police#n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you#throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.
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thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again
#as you can surmise im Perfectly Normal about it#this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope.#trying out some new coloring and texture and background things...#on a side note. and i say this so lovingly bc theyre my favorite flowers#FUCK DRAWING HYACINTHS ALL MY HOMIES HATE DRAWING HYACINTHS#that was hell on earth.#ANYWAY THIS DUDE IS NEAT I HOPE HE DIES#nah im jesting im Jesting. am i tho#dead or alive i want him to experience unimaginable horrors and then die ten times and come back Normal#bc eddie strikes me as a 'dying would fix them' character#whether its a real death or a perceived death or Youve Been Dead The Whole Time death dont care dont care#i need him dead on the ground for at leeeaaaast five minutes#id be frothing at the fucking mouth. ragh#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#originally this was gonna be a Very bloody little piece#but then my brain went 'hey. symbolism. what if the blood was flower petals. from hyacinths'#and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up#i wish i did! i would have had a lot more fun drawing a gruesome injury rather than Those Damn Flowers!#i dont know why ive latched onto the hyacinths outside the post office but my brain wont let go#ITS JUST SO SPECIFIC. why why whyyyyyy put that specific flower by this specific guy#especially flowers with Those Meanings and That Myth#*violently shaking the site* WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN#ok im getting myself too worked up i need to touch grass or poke the fire
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500 posts!
WHAT
HOW
#500 posts#tumblr milestone#rambles#what just happened#i didnt know you get kisses for being cringe like that#what the fuck did i even post to get to this point#i should delete shit if this is the amount on my bloody blog
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Y’ALL WE’RE WRONG. Y’ALL WE ARE DEAD WRONG.
WE ARE SO FUCKING WRONG Y’ALL 33:01 BLOODMOON IS SNIFFLING AND GROWLING AND HOLDING BACK HIS CRYING I CAN FUCKING HEAR IT.
I was right- me and anyone who thought he was just holding it back is right- HE IS LITERALLY FORCING BACK HIS REACTION. ITS FUCKING AUDIBLE.
THIS MAKES THE GODDAMN FEAR OF BLOODY BREAKING DOWN ON THE PODCAST (If Monty drags him there) BECAUSE PUPPET AND MONTY SPAM-REPLAY HARVEST’S DEATH SO MUCH MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN.
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(They still acted really out of character with the whole not caring if the other was blown up- I’m not disregarding that)
I AM NOT FUCKING OKA-💥
(Tagging two people I talked about the twins’ lack of care for each other (hopefully it’s okay! Sorry if not!)
@madcatdaderpydrawer-blog @lover-of-cuteness
#BloodMoon Tsams#Sun and Moon show#Monty and Foxy show#MGAF’s#SAMs#tsams#Sun and Moon show spoilers#Monty and Foxy show spoilers#I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.#I JUST WAS WATCHING PEOPLES VIDEOS ON THE SUBJECT AND SOMEONE POINTED OUT IN THE COMMENTS OF ONE OF THE VIDEOS#THAT WHEN FOXY ASKS;#“What’s it like knowing your brother died to a kid?”#THAT BLOODY IS LITERALLY HOLDING BACK HIS REACTION AND SNIFFLING.#I THOUGHT HE JUST FUCKING TURNS AWAY.#NO#HE IS FUCKING HURTING.#AND BITCH#SO THE FUCK AM I.
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finally went in game and did some screencaps for the bgs, also i loved that some people were drawing little overworld sprites so i did some for MAS and then hunted down the fonts i downloaded
#and then i ate my froyo#tmrw if acebo making out wins fuck it we ball#im gonna draw them kissing ✌️#they can be all bloody n stuff heh. c;#xam doodies#xam wips#hades op crossover#god what was the tag lol
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Casey Stoner, Pushing the Limits
GP11:
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#casey stoner#valentino rossi#//#cs27#vr46#i realised i had one important take about the casey/vale rivalry that isn't linked to my actual thesis about them because. listen#i think about this line like. once a week. it haunts me in my sleep. i cannot carry this burden on my own any longer#casey. casey. is it really cOVERED?? with luminous yellow?? COVERED????#i'm not massively fond of the shade of red either but i don't think valentino was involved in making it more orange#my man saw the tiniest hint of yellow and was like 'what the fuck is this'#like valentino's LEATHERS are a wee bit yellow but that's!! not!! the bike!! also casey YOU had the aussie flag on your bloody bike number#the green is also on nicky hayden's gp12 btw like it's LITERALLY JUST THE NUMBER that's yellow#YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THE SEAT WHEN HE'S SITTING ON THE GP11 CASEY IT'S A RED BIKE#i don't have a coherent point about this but it is a LITTLE fascinating! like this made it into his autobiography!!#it's such an interesting thing to even notice no? like you're thinking about their stunning blood red being contaminated?#Does He View Valentino Rossi As An Infection? this is some symbolically potent shit when u think about it#do u think all valentino's victims have like. some kind of deeply ingrained aversion to the colour yellow. pavlovian response and all that#to be clear i find this very funny and i support casey in being a bit demented about valentino. who amongst us#heretic tag
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LOVE IT when my blonde war criminals are Babygurl!!!
#he's such a fucking piece of shit#she should be putting him over her knee and BEATING HIS ASS BLOODY FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE#but my ass would just fuck him and then hold him after like a FAGGAT#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#hotd gifs#aemond targaryen#aemond one eye
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So :) I finished Supernatural finally and now my world is crumbling down around me :))))))) MY ATTACHMENT TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS I'VE WATCHED 15 SEASONS OF BE DAMNED I cannot beLIEVE that Dean went out like that. Like everything was GREAT???? And Sam and Dean were doing great and then BAM Dean's dead. EXCUSE ME???
#AND THEN CAS?????#THE BLOODY HANDPRINT.#THE BLOODY FUCKING HANDPRINT ON DEAN'S SHIRT ON THE SAME SHOULDER HIS BURN MARK WAS#I'm totally sane and normal about this show if you can't already tell#:)#No but fr like I spent so much time on this series what do I do NOW????#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#major character death#pip's_ponderings
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It would have been really cool if they had been consistent with everyone’s strength level on the show. Spike and Buffy were often never shown at the full extent of their strength while the scoobies would manage to somewhat keep up or take over for these incredible famous super strong spidey sense having fighters like it makes ZERO sense and drives me CRAZY
#once again joss whedon I fucking hate you and your stupid fucked up brain#truly fuck off like set some rules for who can do what and STICK TO IT#spike btvs#my edit#spike pratt#william the bloody#spike btvs edit#james marsters#spuffy#slayer of slayers
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Holy shit.
The whole bloody thing is in the water!
Got hit by a massive container ship.
Fucking hell.
I hope nobody was on the damn thing when it collapsed.
Look at it!
It’s GONE!
Fuck.
What’s that?
They already changed the wording on its Wikipedia page?
Jesus Christ wikipedia!
You fuckers really do work fast!
Oh my GOD!
I’m not trying to sensationalise this btw.
I just wasn’t expecting it.
I’m not anticipating such incidents like some ghastly disaster-worshipping ghoul with issues.
I just hope nobody was hurt or killed.
I also worry that the conspiracy nuts will try saying it was faked or some crap. Fuck that shit!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#news#maryland#bridge#bridges#bridge collapse#crash#cargo ship#what#fucking hell#wikipedia#Baltimore#river#Francis Scott key bridge#patapsco river#beltway bridge#key bridge#Baltimore harbour#container ship#container shipping#editors#bloody hell#dali#singapore#disaster#shitshow#maersk
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grrgrgrrr bites them affectionately
#ruby rose#weiss schnee#whiterose#white rose#rwby#they spent a good week snuggling in a box frfr#theyre so cute what the fuckkkkk#weiss' chili hair though#her hair is heavier than her body she just falls off and dies when i try to make her sit#my girl is 95% hair#she must be held and carried like the queen she is#theyre cute#theyre so fucking cute#do you understand how bloody adorable they are#godddd#just a little annoyed they didnt include weiss' earrings though#but theyre really fugcking cute in case i didnt make that clear enough#theyre really. realllyyyy cute.#i love them so much 😭
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i love sev bc on one hand he's like "yessss killing murder blood brutality i love it makes me feel so alive!!" and on the other he's just "what's that??? power generators in trees?? that's weird. so weird. i don't get it. how does it work"
his first instinct is blood and murder but he be laying awake at night staring at the ceiling wondering about stuff in life like the mystery of wookies putting powers generators in trees
#i bet it was in the briefing#sev: whats up with the wookies putting power generators in trees???#fixer: you would've known if you had bothered to read the Fucking Briefing#he's a bloody trained killer but he's also just a confused little guy sometimes#sev#delta squad#republic commando#clone commando sev#star wars#wisdom of gamelpar
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