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theoldkyokodied · 7 months

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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aahsokaatano · 1 year

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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

#max is talking #rolled over in bed and experienced Immediate and Intense Regret #i still dont know what i actually fucking did to my shoulder i uust woke up and it had decided 'fuck your entire life'

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jellydragons · 1 year

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i’m glad nintendo is leaning into link’s True Vibe, a hillbilly who does fucking INSANE and probably life-threatening car mods in his free time

#my posts #tears of the kingdom #loz totk #totk #As He Should Be.#anyways can’t wait to see what gamebreaking atrocities people make #if no one manages to go full mad max by the end of day one then what was even the point

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formulaonedirection · 24 days

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Messing about at work for the past decade 👬

#lando norris #max fewtrell #that first gif actually made me fgdfkjhgjdalksfhlsdfh scream. like of course. messing about on the karting track.#I need to know what they were making fun of #i just think they're neat #*mando #nadia's things

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awnrii · 6 months

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jagertity. I don’t know.

#awnrii art #guys I really don’t know how to draw max.#starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #grace chasity #what is their pair name…

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inchidentalmeowmeow · 1 month

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People really out here writing charles as a timid shy little angel of a kid when he really was a chaos gremlin that didn’t know braking was an option and pushed people off the track

Baby Charles’ face: 👼😇🪽✨🥹💗

Baby Charles’ personality: 👹😈😼😡💀🔥

Look him and tell me he doesn’t look like he would bite ur head off for track position

#he is unhinged and thats why we love him #LET HIM BE CRAZY PLS I BEG #poor max likely got the brunt of it growing up #maybe THIS is why max remembers the spiderman helmet #every new interview abt his childhood and i see the vision clearer #little man knew what he wanted and was going to HAVE IT #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #cl16 #lestappen #max verstappen #1633

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il-predestinato · 2 months

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Oh, Charles... your memory isn't bad. It's just selective. 🥺

Saudi Arabia 2024 // Val d'Argenton 2012

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #f1 #saudi arabian gp 2024 #val d'argenton 2012 #i like how when he was asked on march 9 2024 what happened on march 9 2024 he's like ??? no clue sry #but when asked in 2021 about what happened in 2012 he gave a play-by-play soliloquy like it happened yesterday #i swear he KILLED me with the whole 'i will remember all my life' 🥺#GIRL HAVE SOME SHAME #*#my edit #fave

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skeletoninthemelonland · 8 months

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Gabriel, Jeremy, Susie and... Vanessa? Vanny???

oh, and Glitchtrap too (he's in the computer Vanessa is holding)

#Vanessa is a prodigy in this au #makes me think she'd be William's apprentice #WHAT IF UH. VANNY WANTED TO CREATE AN AI AND IT ACTUALLY WORK SO WELL THAT-#THE AI GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE POINT IT TALKED BACK TO HER IN A SCARY WAY AND ALMOST ACTED LIKE A VIRUS IDK #and then Max (Mxes) showed up like 'VANESSA! YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET' and it is referring to Glitchtrap lmfao #and then Vanessa convinces it to talk to Glitchtrap-#ONLY FOR THEM TO GET ANNOYED AT EACH OTHER #springdad au #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #my art #freddy fazbear #bonnie the bunny #chica the chicken #fnaf vanessa #vanny

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crunchchute · 1 month

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Noir

#crunchchute art #my art #sam and max #noir sam #had something else planned but because of skunkape noir sam is on the mind #just noticed what i forgot to color but its ok #nobody will notice #wait gotta tag the deets too #alcohol #smoking #cigarette #ask to tag

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yesloulou · 3 months

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cl mv

#sorry about this (she's lies) but what's the point of mking gifs if u don't mix and match them like barbie dolls 😳#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #f1 #*#**

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sainzofthetimes16 · 2 months

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the one and only, il predestinato

#charles leclerc #why #what have they done to him #ferrari #forza ferrari #charles #charles leclerc x reader #lightning mcqueen #lightning mcqueen core #formula 1 #max verstappens boyfriend #il predestinato

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geekgirles · 1 year

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Thinking about how the only way a sex-related joke in a Scooby-Doo adult show wouldn't be juvenile and lazy is if the gang (adults, please) were investigating the case, heard some noises, and, thinking it's the monster, went to see what's going on, only to find two of their suspects getting freaky with each other, which would ultimately give them alibis, and I can't decide which would be funnier:

Should Velma cover Shaggy and Scooby's eyes while Daphne covers Fred's (despite all of them being, y'know, adults in an adult show), or Scooby covering Shaggy's while everyone else looks on, disturbed.

#scooby doo #fred jones #velma dinkley #daphne blake #norville shaggy rogers #shaggy #shaggy rogers #scooby gang #velma #velma 2023 #velma hbo #hbo max #at least I hope this isn't as horrible as what's been going on in Velma

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7lizardsinacoat · 5 months

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Darkness will spare my soul

Here's all my Nerdy Prude Must Die paintings in one set! These teens live rent free in my head for all eternity. I think i have the show memorized at this point for how much I watched it while doing these.

Yes I redid Richie's painting Don't look at me . (and shout out to @to-our-own-fairytale for the banger quote suggestion)

Edit: By popular demand, I have added these as prints to my store! Find them here!