#wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[see-arcane]

"Pfft, who even cares about Jonathan Harker?"

"What does he even add besides, like, a skinny little intro and giving us a reason to see the vampire chicks?"

"He's so boring. There's literally nothing to say about him!"

As an aside.

I have multiple editions of Dracula. The biggest comes in at 399 pages. The smallest, a palm-sized hardcover, has 463.

As of today, in Harker, Jonathan has just now escaped from Castle Dracula and started his marathon run.

...

There is something fundamentally awry within me, I think :)

[hiraya-sa-dilim]

PILIPINAS NAMBA WAN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[foreverambrosia]

Happy Halloween guys ✨️

[veradragonjedi]

@please-give-me-birds

real birds tweet on twitter

[invisiblerhythmcat]

finding a new therapist is so fucking stressful

[mybeanalgebra]

Okay trying to figure out how to use tumblr, I'll start with annoying and maybe inexplicable behaviour with technology

I use a phone which has Spanish as its default language. I use gboard as my default keyboard, and have the spanksh keyboard as my default. Somehow, when I'm making a tumblr post, whenever I type a line break, it switches to the English keyboard. Which is annoying. Especially because my default english keyboard is dvorak. Why.

Okay it seems to be happening whenever I open a new text field in an app that's set to english.

Exhibit two: my stupidity

I tried installing Fedora without a /boot partition. Nothing too bad here, it works but it just throws an error every time it boots.

But grub shows me four identical instances of Fedora

Okay that's all for now I'll add some more later

[spoopywhiskers]

☆ Foul green beverage of depression ☆

Don't let me run out of hot chocolate when im upset

Ingredients:

. Hot milk (heated in the microwave for 3 mins cause you thought you still had hot chocolate powder left....)

. Black gel food colouring that didn't dissolve until you added the green food colouring for some reason

. Green gel food colouring cause the black wasn't working

. Horrible cheep vanilla essence (there is absolutely no vanilla in this and you need way to much to get it to even taste like vanilla was in the vacinity of this drink)

. Sugar (any)

. Hopes (Finely crushed)

Tastes.... ok just not good... it tastes alcoholic even tho its not.. cause the vanilla essace is like made with chemical 157 or something...

Also, you best like that you're in the timeline where i didn't turn this into jelly/jello cause i pondered over my slightly expired gelatin for a good 3.5 mins....

[ramenyul]

I think you've just became the center of the Oscar Isaac fandom, 16?!

*shines a small lamp into your face like in an interrogation room*

What are the movies, which ones did you like the best, who are your favourite blorbos? 👀

AHHHHH this is the nicest ask i've ever gotten 😭😭😭 i won't tell u every film because there's so many but bc i'm an aspiring filmmaker i watched a bunch of his dramas!! some of my favourite movies of all time are inside llewyn davis, drive, and ex machina 🥺🥺

my favourite performance of his is llewyn davis but my blorbos are moon knight system, poe dameron, and santiago garcia 🤗🤗🤗 i've been obsessed over santiago recently idk what it is. i just want to tuck him into bed and give him some soup.

i just adore oscar so much and i am like !!! how do i join the oscar & pedro fans !!! i am here and ready to shout my love for them!!! who are your blorbos and favourite oscar roles???

thank u so much for your ask this made me smile so much!!!

[see-arcane]

how many pages is the jonathan story vs how many pages have been posted?

:)

:)

nice.

(*Reminder: As of 'To the River,' Jonathan has only just escaped Castle Dracula. So. Gonna get a bit hefty after this.)

[bengallemon]

oughhhouughhhuhhggghuhhhh

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Going to iDKHOW guyyyyyyyyyyyys :3 🩷

[elbdot]

I JUST NOTICED LIL BABY JOLTIK THINK OF THE CHILD EL!!!

Hahahaha little child go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[macksting]

Well… we are officially overstaying our welcome everywhere, as we now have nowhere else who is able or willing to take us in. The power problems are definitely part of that. Lovie has secured us a hotel room for tomorrow night, but obviously that's not how we'd prefer to be spending the gifts we've been given.

Long shot, but anybody know anybody hiring who want a Master's in Library and Information Science in a state or country where foreign-born autistic trans people can live indefinitely without being fairly quickly deported, murdered or outlawed?

The last week has been a lot. So. Youse folks may be aware we're homeless. The lease ran out and we had no income and no jobs lined up, so we were just picking the best place to be homeless and trans, and the answer was where we had the most friends and family, back home in a state I really thought I'd never see again. (Not for lack of affection. It's a weird place.) We took a flight at the worst time, over the New Year, risking being part of the COVID spike. I even thought I had it. I think I caught the flu on that flight. We stayed at a motel for a few nights, then that ran out, and we stayed with some friends. However, the terms of their lease meant we couldn't stay long. They decided, as the weather got worse and worse, to let us stay longer than they originally intended; family shouldn't let each other freeze, and they're found family. However, that was set to run out on Thursday, that is two days from now. On Saturday, the transformer exploded outside. Two inches of ice all over town, much of it very dangerously smooth. Finally, after 70 hours without heat or electric light, with propane and lamp fuel running out, they said fuck this and started setting up to leave, and we were not presented with the option to stay. But at that point the slightly above-freezing weather and rain had begun to freeze over again, making a shiny new layer of ice over everything that had at best only maybe smoothed out or slightly thawed. We prepared to book it to the next place, which ostensibly would let us stay one night because of overcrowding, but that was before the ice storm. We haven't asked how long we can stay here. Getting here was its own ordeal, though, and I was starting to wonder if my meager B&E skills would come into play somewhere downtown.

Anyway, we helped free the neighbor's van. It wasn't at all certain how that was going to pan out; we tried calling friends, but everyone was trapped or unwilling to endanger themselves to get us. We did call a Lyft. The brave, foolhardy soul got to the foot of the driveway, which is at times a 25 to 30 degree grade of slope and iced over despite great efforts to keep it clear. He got to the bottom, we failed to coordinate efforts, and he decided fuck this shit (I do not know what words he used) and left, and I respect that. Discretion is the better part of valor, so Cicero said.

The neighbor ventured out, got gas and air for their tires, and returned, and with our friends' help we lowered ourselves and our baggage into the van, which got halfway up the drive before it was able to progress no further. Our kiddo slid down holding the line in one hand and sliding on a flattened cardboard box. Lovie was at the bottom, loading luggage in the back. It's a damn wonder, frankly. Interestingly, it was in the door I freed up, breaking most of my fingernails and causing both a small wound and a blood blister in the process. Anyway, we are now iced in at a place that has power, and kbities, and my child is playing with friends they haven't seen in nearly three years, and it's a lot. We haven't asked how long we can stay. We suspect everyone's playing it by ear. Lovie's handling it all better than I am. She's a trooper, a soldier. I'm a mess, always have been.

So yeah. That's where things are at now.

[ID: A game of klondike solitaire on real cards by lamplight; very dim, no other light sources. Red tablecloth. Cozy and moody. /ID]

[bambisnc]

     ↪ : ✉︎ [emails i can’t send fwd: to all the boys i loved before] 𖹭

ft. riize, lsrfm eunchae, aespa

･ ➷ 𖦹 ... in which you, being a hopeless romantic of the highest regard, who only naturally needed an outlet for your emotions, decided to draft of all things an email to all the boys you've ever had a crush on. but when one day, your younger sister eunchae accidentally ends up hitting "send" on all said emails... well. safe to say you're completely fucked.

... to be honest though, you can't help but be a little curious about what response you'll get. because who knows,.. some good might just come out of this accident after all ⭑

GENRE : fluff + crack + angst TW/CW : tba! FORMAT : smau + written parts SUGGESTED 🎧 : tba! XOXO : i mainly js wanted to get this outta my drafts >.< wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee + [m.list]

[00.00] intros 00.01 tba! 00.02 tba!.. 00.03 tba..

[@bambisnc] 2k24

[baylardian-1]

Tin had her litter WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)

[andy-jam-blog]

Andy Jam Comix #51 is up on Patreon!!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee