#wheezing on the inside

[aubloves]

What Christmas movie F/0?? Tell me!! 😍

CHOKES COUGHS AND DIES

I think you’re referring to the cringe one I mentioned

It really was just like a passing crush like “okay he’s actually kinda cute and charming when he smiles” but-

I CAN EXPLAIN OKAY-

LOOK THAT LITTLE “oh” HE DID MELTED MY HEART AND THEN HIS SWEET SMILE AFTERWARDS

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SWEET HOW HE’S SO SWEET WITH CINDY

I personally really like this version because Jim Carrey is fantastic IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS

[fafayayarhen]

Veiled Desire - a collaboration

With the amazing @nyhne for their newly published fic, Veiled Desire ! Original promo post found here !!

It was so fun working on this and my separate post is for all the closeups, cropped versions to throw down here tee hee

unveiled:

and our beloved silly crazed man gilbert ...

and that's all for now !!! it was a pleasure growing the absolute monkeying feedback loop with nyhne and to think a whole fic was birthed out of it !!

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

MURDOCH MYSTERIES (S2 E09)

[thebusytypewriter]

I know it's impossible to tell, but this was Yun's idea.

(Cue Narinder in the background having a heart attack.)

[solsticelosthermind]

I cannot emphasize enough that I do not care who tops. They just need to fuck.

[torgawl]

this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*

[journey-to-the-attic]

lucifer acts like he's the type of guy who'd be into dark comedy or high-brow satire, and he is to some extent, but he in fact prefers to watch michael mcintyre walk around on stage going "wooo wooo" pretending he's hoovering

[stormbreaker-290]

So do you ever just

💥

[dragonanon]

I desperately need someone to make a fake twitter screenshot of Leviathan posting this

But the caption reads something more like “Lucifer couldn’t find google chrome on his laptop, so MC did this lmaoooo”

[zellk]

More BG3 silliness on my Lana/Rena run.

I had never found these little fish guys in my other run, becoming their god was very fun but Lana is just so annoyed by them fdmksjhgkj (she'll still come to check on them once she's done dealing with all this Absolute bullshit)

[thegelicopter]

I need everyone to look at these knock-off Bluey Pop Funkos I found on Facebook Marketplace.

A peep at the names

[savage-rhi]

New battle cry of 2024: "GIVE ME THE GUMMY WORMS YOU BAMBI-EYED BITCH!"

[that-sad-guy]

EUSTACE WINNER????

[dendriticcell-2005]

Random brain thought, basophil from cells at work is h o t.

New category for my rambles, dendriticbrainhours

[autobotmedic]

*anon stares at the empty space where they thought Ratchet was * Ah. I see. Guess I'm on my own* the anon gets out of forklift and climbs to the front of Forklift tries to push the Forklift out of the wall. After a few tries the anon stops with the forklift still stucking wall. The anon groans before an idea comes into their head and they hop off to forklift to run off. They come back inside a giant truck and park it near the forklift. They get out of the vehicle carrying iron chains, they attach the chains to the forklift and and then to the truck. The anon then starts the truck and begins to drive. After a few moments the truck manages to pull out the forklift out of the wall.*

YES!!

*the anon looks and realizes they what they forgot* Ah. Right. The hole.

*the anon pulls a paper and a pen write down a note. Once the anon finishes the note they tape it near the hole and drives off with the fork lift still attached to the truck*

* the note reads: Dear Ratchet, sorry about your wall, a jerk stole my forklift and crashed into it. Don't worry, i'm gonna try to fix it when I come back.

Signed

Forklift anon*

The narrator feels it is a shame that this humorous event was unseen by anyone, but perhaps it is for the best. Ratchet will undoubtedly be angry about the damage. At least your note absolves you of the crime because there are no witnesses.

Have a happy new year.

[solsticelosthermind]

Akutagawa could feel his thoughts grind to a halt inside his head. He blinked down at the girl, and then caught Kyouka’s wide gaze. “Do you mean to tell me,” he said slowly, absolutely baffled, “that the tiger—one of the most fearsome abilities to ever exist—is caught in a coma, because you attempted to save a squirrel from a nightmare?”

recovering from Anna’s psychological warfare by writing absolute fucking nonsense.