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I literally be seein the stupidest male characters and they got me kicking my feet and giggling like a little school girl
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....
Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.
He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls
HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.
OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!
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[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]
ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*
mf dont even begin to look at me like that
#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#noritoshi x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#FAM IMA BE SO FR W YOU. ITS SO COLD WHERE I AM RN#AS OF POSTING THIS#BUT ITS FUCKING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SO LETS FUCKING GO#IM TELLING YOU WHEN I FUCKING SAW THIS ASK I FROZE#HOW ARE WE FEELING?????#FAM WE'RE FEELING FUCKING DEAD AND RESUSCITATED#GOD I FEEL LIKE YOU ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OR SOME SHIT BC I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MANS SHIRT OFF SO BAD BUT NEVER HAD A PROPER EXCUSE#OFFICER. GOD. TUMBLR STAFF.... THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF ANDSWERING MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER'S QUESTION#I SWEAR THERE IS NO OTHER UNDERLYING REASON#OFFICER PLEASE#nah its embarrassing how hyped i got for this ask#you got me wide awake at 8 am bc of beach wear......#I WANTED TO SHOW HIS WAIST BUT THE FUCKING STUPID COVERING BLOCKED IT ALL.#WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME @ MYSELF?!??????#DOES THIS COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE????#NO. ITS JUST HIS CHEST. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 👊💥💥👊💥👊💥💥#HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE NORITOSHI THAT TEASES YOU BACK...... IM SUCH A FOOL. GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RN......#DUDE I DABBLED IN IT A BIT HERE BUT OH MY FUCK.... IT NEEDS AN ENTIRE POST OH FUCK#tysm anon I'll love you till my heart rots#you dont understand my devastation half way through when he kinda looked like beach geto. pinterest if you ever get your filthy paws on thi#and call him geto. istg ill gut you alive#null rot
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giggling kicking my feet blushing madly
#fun fact it did indeed take me until the literal end of railway to actually invest anything into train defenses.#both bc of the scoundrel's stupid railway board comp and also bc i wanted luxuries first#i only upgraded it because i realized it was what scales dangerous checks when traveling along the railway.#the scoundrel LITERALLY only invested in safety measures out of its own self interest#yin-thoughts#fallen london#technically speaking sometimes there's choices too cruel even for me and i do indeed go the heroic route#that's why the scoundrel has an occasional (admittedly usually actively dying) sense of empathy/remorse#it's all so i can (rp-wise) justify being a stupid soft rpg player in a playthrough that's otherwise pretty much purely a villain run#like at the end of evolution with the naturalist. if the scoundrel had control over their own account they'd go hanged man#but bc i got attached to him it's just scoundrel lore that they're a guy who sucks and occasionally does one (1) good thing per month#before immediately going back to being evil#they've really evolved over the course of me playing FL. it's been a delight to play and hopefully a delight for yall to witness#scoundrelventures
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"Come on, let's go home."
– Them That Follow (2019)
#BYE DADDY#if i had drink every time alice englert says 'daddy' i'd have died from alcohol poisoning#okay this one is made purely for myself and for matressofwire because#YOU LOOK SO MUCH LIKE YOUR MOTHER IN CERTAIN LIGHTS#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ewyqfmoiafucigbsweucbfwae#'teach her to be a wife it ain't my place to'??????? otto pls log the fuck out#when your father is your god and you have to become a god yourself to a) find and pursue your own agenda#plus b) become his equal#hehehehhe this movie is still dull and stupid but i can't stop overthinking it through the daddy issues & devout lens#save me cult snakepapa walton goggins save me#them that follow#my love feeds on your love beloved#fathers and daughters man fathers and daughters#a love of the rack and the screw and i said i do i do#the rejects the eccentrics the loners the lost and forgotten cinema club#shitty things i do for love
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no one except the tumblr moash enjoyer squad is talking about how elhokar imprisoned moash’s best friend as well as his grandparents…..
#like im sorry but before dalinar stepped in elhokar was calling for kaladin’s execution#so like okay sure. when elhokar did the first thing he was young and stupid and influenced by roshone.#when elhokar imprisoned kaladin he was a grown ass 30 year old man tho.#like i don’t mind the argument that elhokar changed in general but arguing his actions when he was young were purely BECAUSE he was young?#that’s not going to fly. elhokar decided he wanted to change at the end of wor and didn’t really meaningfully start#until he was close to his death anyway#everyone is always like ‘noooo elhokar was changing’ moash didn’t know that. like do i think he would care? prolly not lmao.#but he didn’t. so using ‘elhokar wanted to be better’ instead of ‘people shouldn’t be murdered even if they’re an active fuck up’#is a bad argument. but then again if you don’t like moash you have zero reason to make the second argument because it also applies to him#anyway ignore these tags sorry for talking about elhokar again#old man yells at cloud
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unpopular opinion i do not consider real life part of the actual series and i never will and when the new series comes and people draw cleo as part of the winners i will be gritting my teeth the entire time. cleo deserves to win in a better series than a one off virtual reality one RAHHHH
#its so stupid i hate it grgrggrrrr#yeah its silly let it stay silly plEaseeeeeeeee stop drawing real life seriously PLeaseeee#jamies bad posts#discourse#fandom neg#no hate to cleo whatsoever the reason why im upset is i want a better win for her ive been truthing for years and to make her win sth stupi#is uhm. especially after how the fandom has treated her every time she does LITERALLY anything for YEARS is. uhm. well. i hate it#i want cleo to either be an actual victor or keep with her theme of not winning and throwing real life was a one off even martyn#to my knowledge hasnt said anything abt it like come ONNNN ITS STUPID LET IT BE STUPID LET IT BE A ONE OFF GIMMICK DONT TREAT IT LIKE ITS#REAL FOR FUCKS SAKEEEEEEEEEEEE#remember in the dsmp fandom when all the hermitcraft fans were like man yall are making mountains out of molehills nothing is happening#yeah i was a purely dsmp fan when that discourse was happening and now i feel like ripping someones head off
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Spider-Man animated show like Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends but it’s a genuine sitcom that only focuses on really mundane things that happen in the Spider-Man characters lives when nothings happening or after each fight while still being wild and insane.
No dramatics either just like Peter having a tantrum cause he’s trying to make Aunt May’s wheat cakes himself but each batch sucks to him cause it’s not her wheat cakes while they are perfect to everyone else. And him doing damn near magic with science to perfectly replicate the flavor by like sneaking into the Baxter Building to clone the taste from his emotional memory or something and having to be held down like a madman.
Double points if they call Aunt May and just say Peter was interviewing them for the bugle and he mentioned her cooking and they had to try while Peter is just staring unhinged covering in batter and experimental tech.
Yes it is just a show of filler episodes but I think it’d be cool.
#i think more shows need episodic adventures#like i miss when shows didnt have an overarching theme#cause the ones that do are great but sometimes i dont want ot remember what happened a scene ago#sometimes i just want to see them be silly and have the conflict being completely solved in the ep#like a spiderman series like chowder or sponge bob#just pure stupid humor#spider-man#spiderman#peter parker#the fantastic four#marvel comics#spiderverse#aunt may
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whoever used their own spit to wipe off the bullshit “ha*ry po*ter pride days” off the work calendar i am kissing u WITH tongue 💚
#personal#the sign artist who did this month is so fucking stupid man. like she threw a tantrum when she found out i threw out all her framed photos#of johnny depp she hung around the backroom & breakroom like fucking get a grip bitch#shes a disney adult & bullies me a fuck ton bc unfortunately shes one of those#‘if u arent a pure blooded mexican u arent a REAL mexican’ type of ppl & im like 🧍 i cant stand ur pompous ass man
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s. s ave me, meoto…
#n o t me clinging to meoto to retain my sanity bc g o o d l o r d today was the worst#today was truly a very bad; very horrible day indeeeeeeed#man. today truly was a comedic tragedy in every way possible. i’d laugh if i were anyone else tbh#first i couldn’t start my workstation bc we were out of this cleaning acid thing.#t h e n this other branch lab sent over a precise amount of [reagent] that we needed to make the cleaning acid thing#*and* what’s worse was that they also demanded like. 1/5 of the acid we mixed. like bro. make it yourself mans.#but the worst part was when i tried to use a dropper to poke this sediment out of [tube i was supposed to be cleaning]#bUT THEN HALF OF THE DROPPER MELTED BC THAT BUGGER CAN’T HANDLE HIGH TEMPERATURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#stupid new droppers man. the old droppers could handle 100 degrees just fine. s o now the tube is clogged with melted plastic and it’s just.#life’s *really* great sometimes yk~~~~? (ʘ‿ʘ)#and so the night shift dude who came to take over the workstation against expectations seemed kinda pissed that i hadn’t started anything#and im just there. with my intestines wriggling about like internal abdominal worms. tryin not to cry in the face of my mistake.#while he’s fumin’ away like a freakin’ chimney or sth. like. man. no one asked you to take this workstation. you came here on your own. :(#anyway i ditched him and left for my break to calm myself down only to be approached by some random terribly lost middle aged to old lady#who was looking for directions to *somewhere* but she only spoke chinese aaaaaaaa#and i can’t read maps/i don’t even live in the area of my workplace so i have no idea if the lady managed to make it safely#but. lol. the lady showed me her message screen when she asked me for directions to her destination#and by pure coincidence the person she was texting is apparently related to someone with the same first name as me#the cons and cons of having common names man. i hope the lady managed to find her friend with the same name as me though lol#anyways. pls hw im begging. pls drop the crossfade for lxl birthday tmr i n e e d more meoto to carry on—#s o b s this is what im living for now ig. meoto………..
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my 2 least proudest moments from last nights lethal company session
#listen.#the mimics scare me man theyre fucked up (affectionate) :(#like that was pure panic i wasnt thinking at all when i jumped lmao#however i have no excuse for flashbanging myself that was just me being stupid#honk.sfx
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Ngl bad parents give me such an ick like stay tf away from me ew
#this cousin of mine has twins#twin boys#and while i sort of understand why she is the way she is with them#i realy cant wrap my head completely around it#because well#its such blind idiot stupid fucking BAD behaviour especially for a mother was especially towards her children#especially when theyre twins and youre so blatantly partial the favoured one KNOWS hes favoured#like. she has absolutely ruined her second boy and absolutely cannot handle him and yet slaps him every chance she gets#doesnt listen to him refuses to indulge him even the least bit shows zero affection and ive been here three days and man can i see#that child is fucking parched for affection specifically from him mother because he is neglected#he knows he is neglected#he is scared shitless of her and acts out of his way to get any attention he can because that is the only time his mother will hold him#be it with sharp fingers and a hold that digs into his skin#theyre literally just 5 years old#the neglected child i a fucking dream come true. is already smart as FUCK#does anything you tell him to do RIGHT THAT SECOND#the only flaw is that he doesnt listen when anyone tells him not to do something which isnt even a flaw for fucks sake#thats a fucking child hes gonna ASK#and you shout at him and dont amswer him and when he keeps asking you hit him#my heart fucking cries man#the other one knows his mother favours him and despises his brother and that evil fucker (i know its not his fault) lies#and gets his brother hit and then fucking TEASES HIM ABOUT IT THREATENS HIM LATER ON LIKE I AM SO DISGUSTED#HOW MUCH OF AN AWFUL PARENT DO YOU HAVE TO BE FOR YOUR KIDS TO BE AWARE OF HOW TO MANIPULATE YOU AT THE AGE OF FUCKING FIVE#F I V E (5).#they. are. FIVE.#i seriously want to keep him to myself because she will ruin him#and whats more disgusting is when shes getting him to do stuff shes all like “baby do this” and the moment hes back and standing close she#pushes him away? looks at him disgusted? says “why do you bother me so much”??????#that is child is the most fucking neglected child ive ever seen and seriously man why does this happen and why do I HAVE TO WITNESS IT#the favoured one is pure evil and NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING TO HIM HES DUMB ASF CANT EVEN WRITE ONE WORD WITHOUT DYING DOES NOTHING DOESNT LISTEN
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i have srsly had irl queer people make fun of me for being queer + liking sports and tell me that is like, not gay or something. like ok just say youre chronically online. womens soccer is the queerest thing i have ever been a part of hands down. also youre an awful person
#tobin talks#ITS ABSURD. HOW CAN YOU BE THAT MEAN#this was when i was 15 so maybe thats why. but like..... its so awful. like 15 yo's always gonna act like that#but come on. lots of us online are older than that. we could be better and NOT teach this behavior to 15 yo's#because you know they learned this shit online. the specific person who did this to me was most active on tumblr.#not even tiktok or twitter this was a tumblr gay. begging you guys to change the culture 😭😭#this goes for more than just sports obvs its about general pushing stereotypes#which is how you get queer people sacrificing parts of their identity in order to be accepted into the community#as opposed to sacrificing the queer parts of their identity to be accepted into queerphobic communities?#like tell me how thats morally sound. accept ppl as they are and not just for things theyre systemically discriminated for??#be a nice fucking human being??#the queer community can tear each other apart lately i wish we would go back to the pure love of it all#bc like for me it is not worth it to be close with most queer people anymore. my friends are mostly all cishet#because guess what even though they dont understand my queer identity at least theyre not assholes about my entire personality otherwise#its so awful Like. can we all agree to not be cliquey#you dont have to be a paletable aesthetic gay. you dont have to be chonrically online and never go outside. you dont have to not drive#you dont have to be bad at math. what other fucking stereotypes are there man#its so fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!! like 'let people enjoy things' goes for all things not just online stuff like this is a two way street#yes non online/gay/neurodivergent people should be kinder about 'cringe' interests. but hey that doesnt mean we get to be dicks to people#with more common interests or like... idk man im talking in circles here. but god when did the lgbtq+ community turn into a clique#do this do that if you dont we'll ignore that part of you or actively make fun of you for it.#STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#non rebloggable im just ranting here this is not one to rb. but like. ITS SO AWFUL AND MEAN. STOP
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sodies are fun, but i miss ink armor. i preferred it
#toy txt post#splatoon#by which i mean#i have come to resent sodies for not being ink armor#the sodie novelty has worn off. ink armor i miss u. i still hate a special that doesnt ink but at least ink armor was like#instant and useful to your teammates no matter where you are on the map when you deploy it.if i could combine#whichever undercover brella i had in splat2 with ink armor + torpedo with the gear kit pures i have now in 3.....man#snipe hunting would be soooooo fun#i miss going against teams of like all snipers its so funny#sucks a bit when they can all aim super good. like its fine if you kill me sometimes like a challenge is good#i need to be kept within the bounds of my hubris obviously but its also less fun when i dont get close enough to throw any torpedos at all#but also. man it makes it extra gratifying when the sniper has proven to aim scary good and i still manage to be a menace#snipers i love u. some of yall could ink a lil better tho. i get it tho i know its hard with those#everytime i pick up a snipe in turf i am Not Good At It. shout out to that sniper last night tho named spamton. got decent kills and like#900+ ink points both times. respect. king shit#impressive#splatoon opinions no one asked about or cared for in the tags of my splatoon hit take where i disparrage a new special everyone loves#me talking ajout this game vs me playing this game is so#me playing: growling in frustration i hate it here this game is stupid Nintendo hates me personally#me after playing: that was so fun i love this game what a perfect game. theres jellyfish. look at them. i love snipers even when they#kill me repeatedly. snipers you are so shiny i love you. i am trying to bite you like a cat chasing a feather toy. i am chirping at you#with murderous intent. squurderous intent. nzap players do not interact (joking) (unless im playing then im not joking)(im joking)#(kind of)#i am chirping at you with squurerous intent. and then facrplanting off the back of the couch
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i can't even complain about taylor swift around here without getting the whole "oh because you listen to such good music as i like little girls" LIKE YOU CAN'T GO AFTER DANNY ELFMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT. HE WRITES BETTER MUSIC THEN YOU WILL EVER LISTEN TO APPARENTLY
#my sibling continues to be the most pathetic little fucking asshole ever#and it's so funny because they don't even fucking listen to her music!! and when i complain about an artist who they don't listen to they#insult MY tastes#i don't say anything about their dumb tastes i don't complain when they're blasting the most stupid music known to man!#i keep my lips sealed when they say that the worst queen song is the best! i don't trash talk their horrible opinions!#and then when i say a single thing about popular artists who are killing the environment they insult MY MUSIC TASTS#FUCKING HELL i hope taylor swift dies and no one mourns her and we all just fucking forget her#i am just so sick of her and i am so sick of my sibling and g*d#vent tw#i am just so sick and tired my sibling is scum of the earth and they think they're hot shit#they hold not eating fish over my head like it makes them better than me because they're so morally pure. and they fucking eat#EVERY OTHER TYPE OF MEAT#and i know for a fact they just decided that they weren't eating fish ''for moral reasons'' because i eat fish often#and they act like they're so cool and queer and understanding but they fucking act like i can't be a lesbian because..#i'm male aligned? LIKE SINCE WHEN#they're so fucking annoying and i h8 them.... grrrr.
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they should invent a my grandma who understands other people not being like her
#like. objectively i should go on walks. it would benefit me & my health#but in fucking practice I HATE IT. i don't like it. i don't enjoy it. it fucking sucks. i don't want to do it.#forcing myself to do it is fucking terrible. it makes my body hurt. it feels like a waste of time.#it requires an amount of prep work that i just Don't have the energy for on most days#and i just am 0% motivated to do it because I Do Not Like Walking. if it's walking to go somewhere then. fine.#walking just for the sake of walking ? with no destination ? pure fucking bullshit. boring. pointless. awful.#how am i supposed to be motivated for it when there's no end goal ?#if i go outside to idk get groceries then that's what keeps me going. i need to get groceries#if i'm outside and the only goal i have is one i set up myself which is just a nebulous ''go around the block a few times''#which i am in no way obligated to do Or interested in doing and that i can just. decide Not to do without consequences#then i won't have the fucking drive to do it ! man i can just walk back into my home right now#SO ANYWAY grandma is like the exact opposite of that. bitch loves walking. walks Everywhere. can walk miles. will walk in any weather#and she just... doesn't get that we feel very different ways gkfjdjd#''oooh you should walk and walk everyday It's Good For Youuuu'' and she acts like i don't walk because I Don't Understand That It's Good#sis i'm not fucking stupid i know the health benefits & everything I DONT ENJOY IT THOUGH#same way i know the health benefits of eating veggies but i still Don't do that because i can't stand them !!!!#god fuck Whatever about my health lmao like. i'm here for a good time not a long one !!!!#do you think when i'm old and dying i'm gonna be like ''aaah i'm glad i spent so much time doing things i hated so i could live longer''#nah mate i'm gonna think ''well this was a GOOD one i got to do all the stuff i loved yippee'' and croak
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