#when ur bf is from the future but also from the past

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

So Noir is from the 30s and he's SUPPEEER anti-fascist but he doesn't know anything about anti-capitalism cause you know WW2

So one day Hobie rocks up to HQ wearing a shirt that says 'Eat the Rich' and Noir is like ????????

He looks at Hobie and goes 'Cannibalism, fella?????'

And Hobie is like 'bruv THAT'S the message you gathered from that phrase????'

H: "It's a metaphor."

N: "What in the blazing days could that be a metaphor for?"

H: "Capitalism???????

Like Noir is on board he just doesn't want to eat people.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ARI MLL IM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SENT OUT SO LATE HSJSJS. I FEEL SO BAD FOR NOT REPLYING EARLIER 😭 it was assessment week and istg everyday was just filled with assignments/exams/pracs etc. i just wanna go back to high school already!! i’m not mentally prepared for this ☹️☹️

UR SO REAL ABT THE JJK DILFS THO. like they’ve raised my standards up for men so high haksjsj. i so badly want, no, NEED a college bf! geto in my life to make my very own uni life a lil more bearable. HES SO BF CODED OMG 😻 okok but hear me out. geto playing guitar?? i repeat. GETO PLAYING GUITAR??? more specifically ELECTRIC GUITAR PHEWWW. i’m sorry it’s been plaguing my mind for the past few days but i so believe that geto can play guitar w ease. hsjsjsj guitarist! geto has me melting icl 😭✋ with his piercings nd tattoos nd the reading glasses he wears at home hshshshs. its not a want, it’s a need 😔

AHHH UR SO RIGHT ABT STEM GIRLIES AND LIBERAL ARTS GIRLIES HOLDING HANDS HSJJSJ. us stem girlies have sm respect for you guys 🙇‍♀️ from what i’ve heard, lit is a pretty tough major (i took lit as an atar subject back in hs and i FAILED LMAOO). plus lit girlies are so knowledgeable it js blows my mind away. like give me ur brain please 🙏

i’ve tried getting out of my reading slump (WE’RE GETTING THERE WOOHOO!!) like i’ve recently started little woman by louis may alcott (a classic ik idk why i’m even referencing it shshs) and so far it’s pretty good! sometimes the dialogue throws me off a little since it was written so long ago and my mind just goes blank as soon as i read anything that’s not modern day english (i’m talking anything published before the 2000s 😭). i watched the movie a while ago so i’m kinda excited to see if there’s any major differences between the books and the movies. apparently there are a few but i didnt listen in further bc i didn’t wanna spoil myself hahah. welp ig i’ll k when i commit to actually finishing the book.

i haven’t heard abt the travelling cat chronicles yet but i’ll sure be adding it to my tbr 🫡 I LOVE LOVE LOVE CATS SMMM!! ive always just preferred cats more than dogs idkk. speaking abt cats, i have two ragdoll cats hsjsjs. funnily enough, someone pointed out that they somewhat remind them of gojo 😹😹 whelp i fear that i might as well grow up to be an old cat lady hsjsj. not that i’m complaining tho 🤭 really out of the blue question but dy have any pets? 👀 i’m just curious hahah.

also thank u so so so much for the advice ari! i’ll definitely be checking out the summaries + quotes for any future books i wanna read. and nooo ur not incompetent at all, don’t worry!! and thank u sm for being so supportive bby i have sm love for you 💗 AND YEAH I AGREE, READING IS SM FUN WHEN YOU’RE NOT BEING FORCED INTO IT.

and aww the tags were absolutely no problem at all! ur geto drabble was written SO WELL. like ari bby you are so talented and i cannot emphasise that enough. you have a way with words and it’s so admirable!! ++ you nailed geto’s characterisation so well, i was genuinely in awe while reading it. ahhh i still think abt it even to this day!! cult leader geto plagues my mind once a week istg. SAME W HIM AND HIS DYNAMIC W SATORU. like hello?? every time i hear abt satosugu i wanna BAWL MY EYES OUT. they’re soulmates (both platonically and somewhat romantically?? idk if you can have both hahah). but omigosh they’re so tragic shskajsjs. brb i’m not crying, i’m chopping up onions!! !! !! 😃

OMG THAT RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN GOJO AND RHE KITTY CAT OMFDDHDH. someone tell me they’re twins and i’ll believe every. single. word. thank u sm for the treat ari, i hope ur day/night is going well!! i’m so sorry that this is long overdue but i genuinely LOVE talking to you bby <333 remember to take care of urself too! ilysm 💞🥹

p.s hes so fine i swearrrr 😍 i saw this on twitter and it’s been my roman empire ever since

UKIIIII MY BELOVED PLS FORGIVE ME FOR THE WAIT 😔😔😔 i’m finally here !!!!!!

first of alllll i hope your studies n work have gone well!!!!!! 🥺🥺 you know i’m always cheering you on hehe. i just have a month left n then i’m free but i’m not sure how it is for you :’3 i hope you’ll get to rest properly soon!!!!

ANDDDDDDDD GUITARIST!SUGU. GOOD GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 your hcs of him made me LOSE it i hope you know that…… he’s literally so bf…… PLSSS PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS AND READING GLASSES ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OUGHHH UKI I NEED HIM SO BAD….. he would strum his pretty guitar for you on nights you couldn’t sleep 🥺🥺 i just know he would!!!!! he’s such a loverboy…..

LIBERAL ARTS GIRLIES 🤝 STEM GIRLIES FR….. from my perspective stem subjects are a LOT more difficult i rlly can’t overstate how impressed i am by how much you guys study …… 😭😭 i’ve heard . horror stories abt it LMAO…..

AND THE BOOKSSSSS i’m so proud of you for trying to get out of your reading slump uki!!!!!! i actually haven’t read little women yet hehe, pls tell me if it ends up being good!!!!! i’ve heard great things abt it….. AND AND ANDDD i get you!!!! i think it’s important to pick books that are written in ways that you like!!! it’s easy to think that older books are like . harder to read and relate to but that’s usually more bc of the author than the time period!!! i prefer mine to be from around the 1800s-1900s and they aren’t difficult to understand at all!! some classics are super hard to get into bc of how just. Heavy they are writing wise (side eyeing shakespeare n dostoevsky rn) but others aren’t!!! one classic i absolutely adore is the stranger by albert camus, idk if you’re interested in existentialism but!!! the writing is very pretty :3

anyway anyway…. FELLOW CAT PERSONNNN i knew i could trust you!!!! and you have ragdolls!!! 🥺🥺 my current housemate has four of them LMAO and they all look like gojo ngl …. act like him too……. this little guy just follows me around n sleeps in my lap and yaps <33333

BUT YES i think you’d really love the travelling cat chronicles!!!! i read it so quickly bc it’s just. so lovely!!!! and pretty!!!!! and cute n sweet :(((( i love it lots!!!!! but it made me sob so much… so pls make sure you have tissues close by if you read it……

ANDDDD again 🥺🥺🥺 thank you sooooo much for being so sweet …. you rlly are too kind!!!!! i’m so happy you like my geto, i loveloveloveee yours too <33333 AND . YES. i cry over stsg all the time too…. sniffle……. they’re soulmates both platonically and romantically imo :’3 they just . belong together no matter what!!!!!! wish they weren’t so doomed by the narrative tho…..

THANK YOU SO MUCHHH FOR CHATTING W ME SWEETIE <33333 i hope you’re doing soso well!!!!! and i rlly am sorry abt how long you’ve had to wait for this response 😭😭 my brain has Not been braining correctly recently. but i adore you sb 🥺

[heleizition]

u cannot just present me with gold right when i have to go to bed. i have a sleep schedule to keep to! for health! and sanity! and brain! i love them so much. ur ocs. i love twin characters, so many dynamics and all are good. the art is also just -wants to squeeze- affectionately. who were they in their past lives? is josephines 'i failwd to protec' a thing that also happened in past life? bunny person very good. love how expressive the ears can get. also cute. i think i watched the first ep of d.gray man way way back?? or the first few? i have very little memory of it but a vague plan to get back to that sometime. angel love, angel life, angel delight. the concept of god being a baby of a big species of gods is -chefs kiss- love it. sleep tiiiime, sleep well when u do byeeeee

HEHEHEHE >:3 im evil .

i looooove siblings dynamics........... so so much ........... both chronos & nath and then nell & belly weren't even twins at first it just Happened lmao... chronos & nath were almost the same character in two different stories and i couldnt decide who to keep lmao and then belly was supposed to be nell's little sister he ran from after she saw him kill their father (to protect her) (nell is an idiot) but . it jst happened. anyway

SO THEIR PAST LIVES.

The group of oc is composed of many i havent introduced yet but the major ones are here i think except my Bad Guy. so keep in mind the story is cringy and bad lmao but i still like it to this day...

post apocalyptic earth where humans live under domes bc the outside is too toxic + technology evolved so now cyborgs exist + a while back some government doctors & scientists were working in a secret lab to implants animal genes w humans to make hybrids & something about genetic preservation whatever whatever. anyway.

eve is the protagonist. she's the only daughter of head doctor of that hybrid lab. it exploded 20 years ago which cause people inside that specific dome to mutate into hybrids (people woke up to agonizing pain bc their body was breaking and morphing and it wasn't made for that. josephine was one of those people ! she was a wolf hybrid :3)

we follow eve and her then group of friends until for some reasons (<==== guy who does not remember what that plot point was) the dome had to be evacuated. something about a deadly virus ? ofc as always the rich people got away first until the dome got closed off completely <3 . eve meets several people including chronos (human guy, future bf, hes a simp) maria & arthur (yes i will draw them at some point OTL) and they stick together to survive as the inside of the dome is becoming a battleground. doesn't help that part of the reason the dome was closed off so quick was that ~mafia~ (idk how else to call it, its not rly mafia tho oTL) boss stanislas was in here and has always escaped the government's assassination attemps thus far.

SO this virus slowly contaminate everyone but its slow and rots you from inside. terrible deadly soulcrushing. + stanislas is using every means he has to try to control the city & find a way out. except ex cop and also ex girlfriend jo (josephine) is here to basically kill him lol (he broke her trust & her heart and also killed a lot of people and revenge is her whole life). josephine at first is a lone wolf (haha) until she gets very badly injuried and ends up in a small alley where eve & her friends took quarters. they get her inside and find a way to keep her alive. also at this point the group has also met gabriel ! (bunny guy! he has a tragic past and i love him. hes my mary sue) and stephan ! (his not yet boyfriend who also has a tragic past and that jo feels very guilty about). gabriel used to be a test subject in the hybrid lab. he and eve used to know each other :] they are best friends now.

at the same time nath (who was supposed to be dead) shows up like hiiiiiiiiiiiii btw im here (hes one of stan's agent but when he was supposed to die he actually survived and got turned into a cyborg with special modification in his brain which makes him obey. but he did not Forget and he will fight what stan makes him do <3)

SO um after they all meet its basically just. a fight to survive and also moments where they're like. oh we're gonna die here. lets party so hard.

stan also realises he doesn't rly have a way out and dedicates himself to ending his and jo's fight for good this time which also put eve's group in danger since jo . stuck around . there are casualties which is why she feels she failed them..................

anyway . there are more stuff but its rly all over the place soobssss im sowwyyyy

LOOOVE D.gray man . one of my first and favorite manga if u ever get the chance to pick it up for a bit longer to see if u enjoy it ... yeah .....

[mari-lair]

oh sorry i forgot to elaborate!

i meant when terukane is in an established relationship! thinking of future akane having higher ground to fluster with his past bf as his past self wants the ground to eat him up is the source of this indulgent idea! or or future teru now being 100x hotter and almost kills bi disaster past akane with looks alone! just future terukane being natural flirts and domestic with one another which confuses the pre-sacrifice cast and causes some embarrassment (or happiness in teru's part cause he got together with akane!) to their past selves! or or pre-teru noticing that future akane was penetrated thru his abdomen or future teru almost losing (or he did lost?) his arm and shoot me how did this become from fluff to angst

but ur idea of future akane coming from the timeline where teru lost is arm and got together with aoi is freaking angst material and i adore it as well! like teru already knew that he lost the chance to be with akane but didn't expect that he lost his purpose at the same time and this angst bitch shot me

though pls go with the established relationship terukane one! i just think that these two deserve some happiness before pre-sacrifice terukane goes through the severance or something ahhh

also ur ramblings are enjoyable to read! and yes u have permission to go feral!

Sure thing, let’s focus on established flirty terukane meeting pre-reaper sacrifice teru akane!

Future Teru and Akane took nine months after Aoi's rescue to start dating, both having very messy feelings and issues to face before openly admitting their love for each other, but once they agree to at least give this relationship a try, things just got better and better. In no time they had moved together and gotten matching rings, able to communicate with each other with a simple glance, regularly going out on dates, and getting rituals that are surprisingly domestic, their apartment filled with potted plants that Teru accidentally kills every week (Akane still want to strangle his husband at times), and always playing some catchy pop song.

Teru's shoulder was healed but it doesn’t work as well, so he uses both his arms when wielding his sword. Akane's contract finished, so he is human, but his far shore adventures and clock keeper time make it so he can still sometimes see spirits, too drenched in the supernatural world to be fully ‘normal’.

They have gotten really good at just expressing their love and showing they care. Akane stays up many nights just to greet Teru from his exorcist job with a warm cup of tea in hand and a free kiss, Teru will massage his tired husband and let him vent about his work. They touch each other naturally, like two magnets, if they are in the same room, they end up unconsciously moving to their partner's side. They call each other by their first name, only using pet names when they’re teasing, or in a playfull mood.

Pre-sacrifice terukane accidentally angered an unstable supernatural that messes with time, teleporting their future self to the present. Future Teru's first instinct is to unsheath his sword and get in front of his husband, but all his protective instinct dies when he sees two startled and extremely familiar teens instead of a threat.

Everyone spend a solid moment just staring at each other in shock.

Young Akane is too busy looking at Teru in alarm, cause he has never seen Teru so relaxed, and so hot before. He genuinely just assumed the president had reached his peak at 17, cause it wasn’t fair that he would grow to be even more attractive than he already was. 

(Seeing the older Teru jump to protect his Akane when the president is always eager to bully him was also very… strange… to witness.)

Young Teru has a similar crisis, cause he already thinks Akane is handsome, his heart went crazy when he met a more mature and hotter version of Akane. He think older Akane’s short ponytail and his lack of supernatural energy is strange, but the most unbalancing thing about this new Akane is easily how softly he looked at future Teru. 

Future Teru is the one that snaps out of it first “Now that’s interesting! I think we are a bit early.” 

“You don’t say,” Future Akane snarks, breaking the tension.

Younger Teru is able to recompose himself completely at that, analyzing the situation more calmly. Teru doesn’t like how hard it is to read himself, not sure if his future self was truly in a good mood, or if his mask just got better with time, so he unconsciously goes to the older Akane for answer, always comfortable near him. 

Unfortunately, teen Teru can barely says “Aoi-” before the older Akane corrects him “It’s Minamoto now.”

And teen Teru’s brain stop working, he just stares at Akane’s smug smirk and the wedding ring on his finger and he gets a sudden burst of disbelief and he doesn’t know what to think or do.

Future Akane is a bit annoyed that even in his twenties, he is still a few fingers shorter than teen Teru but it’s impossible to take it to heart when Teru is so damn adorable at 17! He can read Teru's expressions perfectly after living with the guy for nearly a decade, so he knows right away the younger Teru is shocked. Shy as well.

Akane can’t help but ruffle his hair, watching his younger husband blush with delight, feeling himself soften at the lost way Teru asked “…What about Akane-san?”

“She’s our best friend, still an amazing lady, just as lovely as you” He’ll reassure, instinctively slipping his hand to the boy’s cheek to comfort him “You’ll grow to be a great husband, Teru.”

Teru is overjoyed and overwhelmed. He doesn’t know how to handle this, so his fight or flight instincts activate, grabbing Akane’s wrist to make him stop, not expecting the older Akane to be prepared for this reaction, so used to it, he effortlessly slipped his hand out of his grasp, making so they were holding hands instead, their fingers intertwined.

Teru stares.

Akane lightly squeezes his hand and smiles as if he was the best thing in his life.

Teru gets so flustered he loses control of his spiritual energy, catching Akane off guard when he accidentally shocks him. 

Young Teru is mortified.

Young Akane is mortified too, it takes way too long to register what his future self had said, since he has a very hot man (with a very nice voice too, cause wow, his life is unfair) smiling softly at him, but once he does register it, he is scandalized “Minamoto?! No you’re not! I would never-You- WHAT??”  something that doesn’t get better after he witnesses his older self whispering something to the president and clearly flirt.

(And holy shit, his Teru is blushing? Akane made The Teru Minamoto speechless and blushy??? He'll grow up to be so cool!)

Future Teru has no sympathy for his younger self, chuckling at how much fun his husband was having and approaching the young Akane, smitten by how absolutely adorable Akane looked, oh how he had missed his nerdy glasses!

Young Akane is unable to look at Teru in the eye, but he still had the energy to snarl and be suspicious “I don’t know what your deal is, but I am not falling for it bastard! This trick won’t work on me-”

Future Teru put a single finger on his lips, chuckling at the way his younger husband completely freezes, blushing extra hard. Akane is so cute. Truly “You’re adorable”

“S-shut up!” Akane acts as if he was burned, having trouble getting coehent thoughts “Don’t touch me!”

“That’s not what you said last night~”

It takes a solid moment for the insinuation to properly register. Once it does, the distressed noise Akane makes is so strangled it ceases to be human.

Even Young Teru’s eyes widen at the insinuation, finding his future self behavior almost unrecognizable from himself and the idea he was… intimate with Akane in the future made him feel very shy.

The older duo doesn’t stick for long.

Future Akane flusters Teru some more by just... being very gentle and supportive.

Future Teru is a menace and makes Akane nearly have a heart attack when he hugs him, accidentally (on purpose) insinuating that his younger self was in love already and smirking in silence when Akane demanded an elaboration about that.

Young Akane doesn't get any explanation. The bastard just laughs, grab his husband by the waist, and declares they have a date to get back to it, using exorcist bullshit to get back to his time.

This wild visit had made the two teens unable to as much as look at each other without blushing for a solid minute.

“...All in favor of pretending this never happened?” Young Akane will offer awkwardly, trying very hard not to overthink about older Teru's unfairly hot smirk or the stupidly proud way his older self had said ‘It’s Minamoto, actually’ or how the president might currently like him?? Unless the future Teru lied?? Which does sound like something Teru would do to mess with him. So Akane decided to just ignore it

And young Teru will be in such a good mood, chuckling in a way that catches Akane off guard and taking a bit too long to say "All in favor."

(They’ll both stay up all night thinking about it.)

[flowered-mp3]

u guys.... i just cried in my bf's car yesterday (again!) lol pls skip this but i know some of y'all invested and i just need an outlet so......

so like... my bf raised an interesting question weeks ago, essentially asking me "how do u know if ur in love?". i was a little caught off guard at the time, but i answered that i wasn't sure, because i've never been in love. then, i asked him the same question and he thought that he might've loved one of his exes, but he wasn't entirely sure, either.

then, flash forward to last week, when he called me at night (like he normally does). usually he tends to get in his feelings at that time, and started to ask if i thought that our relationship was moving too fast. and to be fair, it was moving fast but i never felt uncomfortable with it? it never felt wrong. we 100% progressed faster than most couples but it never felt wrong. we just did whatever we felt comfortable with. he also told me that this is the fastest that he's ever fallen for someone, and the fastest that he's ever had a gf meet his family/go on staycation/be physical, etc. so, he was afraid that because he's so into me, he would miss any signs of potential points of conflict. and the reason why this was bugging him was because he doesn't want to lose me. there were times in his previous relationships where he ignored those issues because he was so enamoured initially, and obv those relationships ended. the idea of losing me terrifies him, and vice versa for me.

next, i asked what brought this on and he stayed silent for a while before saying that on the last day of our staycation, he wanted to say that he loved me. i was so shook over the phone that i started crying. idk why i just couldn't believe my ears.

but then, he backtracked again because he was also scared because he also wasn't sure if what he was feeling was love - similar to me. he also mentioned that a couple of days before our staycation he statted asking around "how do you know that you're in love" and the only person online was his ex (she wasn't a great gf to him and kinda toxic, they dated 3 to 4 years ago, but she recently reappeared in his life to apologize for what she did to him. honestly? good for her, and i hope that she's happy with her new bf) so that kinda made me :/ but it's ok because it worked out lol just wait. anyways, we essentially talked it out and i said that there's no pressure for him to figure it out. feelings are complicated.

so i also said that i didn't think that i was ready to say that i loved him yet. and he was so sweet about it, saying that he would wait however long that i needed :')

ok so flash forward to the present. i was thinking alot over the past week and i was just kinda realizing that wow. i really like him. but saying that i really like him isn't really cutting it anymore. and when i went to his house for a bday party for his uncle tonight, i kinda just realized that fuck. i fell in love with him, and i didn't even fully recognize it. just looking at him the whole night, seeing how much he cares for his family, how loud his laugh is when someone says something really funny, the way that he holds my hand or traces his fingers on my knee absentmindedly, the way that he remembers that i'm introverted so he always tries to look for signs of my social battery running out. i knew that i would do anything for him, but it didn't really hit me until that moment.

i just realized that i wanted this for our future. for us to have a house together, to invite family over. to host something like this, except that i would be the person scrambling to cook and he would be taking out the alcohol for people to choose from.

so when he was driving me home, all the emotions came rushing through me. we were at a light and he stopped at it, glancing at me (as he usually does). all it took was for me to look at his face for me to be close to tears.

he immediately asked me what was wrong, and i said nothing. it was really late and it's a long drive, so i didn't want to inconvenience him. but then, he turned into a gas station 2 mins after and looked at me like "what's wrong, baby?" and i just. started tearing up. he started to comfort me, thinking that something made me upset or mad but instead, i looked at him, took a few deep breaths to gather the courage, and kissed him. i pulled away just enough to look into his eyes, and i said "i love you, too" with tears in my eyes.

i still remember the way that his eyes widened before i wrapped my arms around his neck and hugged him, basically sobbing that i loved him. i was rambling at that point, being like “idk why i’m crying i’m not upset i’m so happy but idk i’m really emotional idk why i’m crying”. and then he asked me how i knew and i said that i didn’t really know, it just felt like something that i wanted to say. i just started spilling my heart out to him, saying that he makes me the happiest girl in the world, and that sometimes i care for him more than i care for myself, and how i want him to succeed in life and that i saw how he treats his family with such care and just???? i could tell that he was tearing up and i could just cry typing this out again.

then, he pulled out his phone and i was confused for a second, but then he started to pull up the convo he had with his ex - i really didn’t have anything to worry about. all he did was ask “how do u know if ur in love” and essentially just talked about me the entire time, saying that how much he liked me and how he didn’t know how to navigate all this because he’s never fallen so fast and hard for someone and that he thinks that i’m his last, that i’m the one. my heart :’)

then, all the details are a blur after that except for some. like i remember i was just rambling about my feelings and crying so i just pressed my forehead against his and tried to take a breath. but then, he said that he loved me too and his voice was cracking. once i heard those words come from him i immediately fell apart. he tucked his head into my neck and we hugged and cried. he pulled away just to look at me, and said that i was smart and beautiful and caring, and he loves that i love my family, that we laugh at the same stupid shit and that he imagines a future with us.

then, everything just made sense. all the times where he would hug me and pull away to look at me in the eyes, saying “i really like you.”, or when i said that i’ve always dreamed of having my own reading room with shelves of books that reached the ceiling (i told him this when we weren’t even dating), he remembered that and said “i really have to work harder on this program, this project will be a good asset on my resume when i’m applying for work after graduation. gotta afford a reading room, you know?” :’) or when he asked me how many years of dating would it take for me to think that it’s appropriate to get married, or when he said that he planned to date me for a very long time, or when he said that i make him want to be a better man.

then, in the midst of us crying, i said that i also think that he’s the one and he pulled me in for another kiss, hugged me, and we both just broke down and started to full on sob. i’m talking smiling and laughing and talking while crying, tears streaming down my face, saying that i think that he’s smart and kind and spontaneous and funny, and how i know that he can argue with his dad and sister but i know that he loves them, and that he loves his family very much. and how he’s always so in tune to my feelings that i don’t even notice. we were just sobbing in his car and hugging and kissing and saying that we loved eachother in the middle of a fucking gas station at 10:30 pm.

eventually when we calmed down, he started to drive again and i asked him how he knew. he couldn’t really pinpoint much either but he had some things. he said that he would remember the smallest details about me, like my mannerisms and such. the little random dances that i did when walking to his car when he picks me up, or when i wanted to show him something in the backyard and i reached for his hand. then, he said something so domestic and romantic that i just melted. on the last night of our staycation, he had sudden inspiration for his program and needed to do some quick research before bed. it was pretty late, 1 am it think, so i told him to come to bed soon. so, i decided to read a book until he was ready to sleep. 

so, he told me that he looked at me on the bed, book in hand, glasses on, reading light on, and found so much comfort in it. we didn’t exchange any words, but he realized that he wanted that. for us to share a bed in a place that we have together. he wants that comfy future, and he wants it with me and adlkfjd :’)

i also asked how long he was waiting to say it, and he didn’t give me a specific timeline he just said that he watched a podcast where they were like “when is it ok to say i love you” and one girl said 3-4 months lol so he wanted to wait 3-4 months but couldn’t lol. which is ok, because i couldn’t wait 3-4 months either. essentially, we couldn’t really pinpoint how we knew, we just kinda knew? 

so, he dropped me off home and said that he loved eachother before leaving. then, when he got home he texted me “have a good night, my love” and i want to SCREAM like THIS MAN IS NOT REAL alsdkfjdlk

anyways this is lovely. my feelings are all aldsfkjasdlkfjdafj but my bf loves me and i love him and there’s a mx comeback tomorrow. overall, it’s looking ok u guys :)

and to think that all this started with my friend forcing me to get a dating app :’)

[nyanggk]

NAWW GIRL. I’m pulling like my childhood friend has a crush on me frfr!! i used to have a crush on him when we were younger for like 5 yrs cause its one of those crushes that come back when u see them?? he’s older than me so we dont rlly get to hangout a lotttt but its fine when we doooo he’s so funny LIKE IDK HOW I DIDNT SEE IT HES SO OBVIOUS

like he be looking at my lips LMFAOO and me?? and my thighs hes so obsessed ! next time ill ask him for his snap . I kind like flirted yk i was battin my eyesss n shit and like being extra touchy like mans was like 🫣 like we went to some city here where i live in february i think? and he kept staring at my ass and my thighs and at me and he like one moment looked at me and we made eyecontact and he smiled like dayummm didn’t know u liked me this bad😭😭 he used to have a crush on my friend she’s like 5 yrs older when we were in elementary and we r kinda similar like physically she's just shorter and skinnier than me but she was kind of tall in that moment it was like idek like 2013 or smth and bigger when he had a crush on her he has a type LMFAOOO but honestly would see myself dating him fr

And he was looking at me a lot and i said "why r u looking at me😭😭” he was like u the only one that gets me bc his cousins gf and his cousin were being like romantic and his cousin slapped her ass yk?? and he looked at me and pretended to be cringed out and i was like looking into his eyes and i could see he wanted it with me like i’m 80% sure he has a crush on nme?? he pretends hes so hot yk and like he was semi hard again bc like last time i saw him he was semi hard and i was the only girl there and his brother and cousin were there so they weren’t the reason 😭😭😭 and my ma be like if u guys start dating youll be so cute bc she knows his family and shes like u gonna have 2 bfs omll bc i still like the other guy but WHEN I WAS YOUNGER THIS WAS MY FUTURE HUSBAND LMFAOO he’s like my first ever ykyk so i’ll be like thinking of him my whole life but then my guy my flaco is <333 also i slightly mentioned the guy i like it was more his cousin (ill call them my cousins too except for him bc I NEVERRR saw him as my cousin, like we aren’t relatedddd we good.). AND HE WAS JEALOUSSSS??? i gotta flirt more frfr im pulling broooooo

AND HIS YOUNGER BROTHER SAID I HOPE U GET A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE U FINISJ HIGHSCHOOL AND MF LOOKED AT ME LIKE??? fuckkk i would date him frfr !! hes not ugly actually and hes taller than me?? and when i was younger he’d grab my waist a lot like tjats my weak spot bae🫠🫠 i like stuttered one moment and he looked and me so lovingly like slayy oksy and in his eyes he was like reassuring me

this was long but like IM JUST SO FLABBERGASTED??? Like now idk if i want him or flaco??? Ima dream abt this watch😭😭 but like he fr hot i just like cute guys more but he the exception like we used to play minecraft together he was my minecraft pet LMFAOO i’ll update u

THALIESE BAE THATS SO CUTE?? wtf I can't imagine meeting your childhood crush and then the both of you end up together 😭😭😭 BUT LIKE, THAT MANS THIRSTY AS FUCK WHAT THE HELL I think it's cute that he's looking at your lips like that but he better back off bcs there won't be any lip smooching happening in this Christian household 🤺🤺🤺😤😤

GIRL THAT MANS LOOKING AT YOU LIKE HE WANTS TO EAT YOU WHAT THE FUCK IDK WHETHER TO BE CRINGED OUT (RESPECTFULLY!! BCS HE AINT DOIN IT TO ME) BUT I SURE AM HAPPY FOR YOU LMFAO

OH MY GOD I HAD LIKE A MINO HEART ATTACK THERE I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR COUSIN GIRL LRFMOWKDWK I don't blame u for having a crush on your cousin in the past thooo some family members to be pretty hot ngl

OK BUT THE FLACO GUY 👀 👀 HIS NAME AINT IT BUT HE CUTE TOO cause girl if someone grabbed me by my waist and starts hugging me from the back or some typa touchy shit I WOULD MELT tell me what ur current crushes name tho, its honestly just down to that which guy I'd pick LMFAO

[fenharel]

I was tagged by @alistairs & @noonfaerie to talk about my Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous Commander, thank you sm im so lazy i couldn’t have done this without u guys 😅💜

I’m tagging @catacomb-chaos @shadowglens, since I know you guys are playing Kingmaker rn, maybe you are in the mood to talk about ur baron/ess 😊

☆.｡.:*　  SIRENA DE LA CRUZ  　.｡.:*☆

Name: Sirena de la Cruz

Alias: Sirena de Mocini, The Twins, The Commander

Gender: Female

Age: 25

Species: Dhampir

Class: Witch, Elemental Witch

Mythic Path: Probably Trickster! (I haven’t picked in game yet I barely have the time rn to play a lot 😭)

I was thirsting for Lich before the game came out until I found out about the restrictions :’c But Trickster will fit the alignment shift I’ve been planning much better anyway! (Neutral Evil ⟶ Chaotic Neutral)

Abilities/talents: Magic, strategy/military strategy, leadership, street smarts, intuition, persuasion, trickery

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true

Religion: Urgathoa (I almost picked Atheist though ngl. She worships Urgathoa but at the same time I wouldn’t call her the most faithful, u know? Her relationship with religion is complicated, and she values wealth above all else.)

Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath

Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

Languages: Common, elven, dwarven, thieves' cant

Family: Her mother, Catalina, was an half-elven commoner (from my D&D equivalent of the north of Spain) working a shitty job at a local farm before she got knocked up by a vampire who visited town for a couple days and then pissed off again. Sirena grew up alone with her twin sister (Lorena) and her mother in a smal village in Druma. When Sirena and her sister were very young they killed their mother because they didn't knew how to handle the pull to evil they felt being a Dhampir and had no guidance in that matter. Following that they went to the capital City of Druma, Kerse, and made their living there, alone, through thievery. [This is a v condensed version of what happened shh i dont wanna digress too much🤫]

Her vampiric father is my OC Claudio de Mocini!, which makes my OC Astoria her aunt. The Mocinis are a big noble family originating close to my D&D equivalent of Florence Italy, but she wasn’t aware of her noble heritage until her late teens.

Friends: Her twin sister, her raven Orlock, Daeran (bf<33), Woljif (she also likes Seelah & Lann and she gets along with the others so far just fine but she got a problem with calling others "her friends" .... :/ but im sure that's going to change v soon 😘)

Sexual orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / homosexual / demisexual / asexual / unsure / other

Relationship status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / divorced / not ready for dating / it’s complicated

Libido: very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese

Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / ginger / other: pink

Eyes: brown / blue-gray / green / black

Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown

Height: 1,65m (5′5")

Scars: A fine line on her neck right under her left ear done by a dagger

Facial features:

Tattoos: On her left lower arm she got the symbol of her thieves guild tattooed

dogs or cats

birds or nugs

snakes or spiders

coffee or tea

ice cream or cake

fruits or vegetables

sandwich or soup

magic or melee

sword or bow

summer or winter

spring or autumn

the past or the future

[sunflowerhae]

Linger

Episode• 3/8

Mobile Masterlist •

♡ ☾

Authors note• kinda sad. I think I will have two more parts, but I dk(future gwen is editing this and CHUCKLING)

Warnings• language, mentions of self hate

Songs• somewhere only we know - Lily Allen/ I will follow you into the dark - death cab for cute/ say ok - Vanessa Hudgens

•when Jaemin started talking to you, he invited you to sit with his friends

•ofc, you had your own friends

•literally three girls lol

•so it wasn’t a BIG integration

•you and ur friends were nervous as heck to hang w the dreamies

•cause

•7 most popular boys in school?

•um

•but they were super nice

•and just like,,welcomed y’all so well!

•except like

•you and ur friends were suddenly popular

•bc now ppl were saying y’all were dreamies too

•and Jaemin was so HAPPY abt it

•u had no complaints

•alright that’s a lie

•you had one(1)

•so ever since Jaemin kissed u

•and then u kissed back

•and then y’all kissed for a hot SECOND

•and then he drove u to this lil bench that looked out over the city

•and there was this beautiful sunset

•and this mf really asked u to be his gf

•and ur ass really said “um YEAH”

•and he told all da dreamies the next day

•that you guys were D A T I N G

•and ever since he told them

•they

•would sometimes look at you sadly

•like they knew something bad was going to happen

•it freaked u out

•and that was a month ago

•so today was like any normal day

•u got out of ur fourth period, met up with Jisung and Chenle (who INSISTED on calling u mom,, they wouldn’t Fucking STOP! Jaemin insisted u took his place,, you were not amused)

•and walked over to the bench where y’all ate

•and slowly ur group came

•and Jaemin was last

•which was unusual

•he usually sprinted to the table

•he finally told you it was bc he wanted to see u

•cheesy bitch (it was cute don’t tell him doe)

•but he was like 15 mins late

•and he was looking a lil

•pissed

•he insisted that it didn’t matter

•and you didn’t wanna press

•so you just slid ur hand into his and leaned ur head against his chest

•and started joking w Miri and Hyuck about Renjuns crush

•and you didn’t see Jeno staring At you and Jaemin

•vv sadly

•Jaemin does tho

•and he gives Jeno the “not now” look

•he promises him he’ll explain it all later

•and he kinda :/ nudges u

•to get ur attention

•and then he leans down and whispers in ur ear

•”are you still getting those notes in ur locker?”

•you nod at him

•and then ur like “honestly they make me a lil uncomfortable now”

•Jaemins heart

•

•

•

•

•

•down to here

•he’s like “whey”

•ur like “cause I have a bf now bruh,,”

•he’s like “omg W H O spill the tea sis”

•ur like “a lil bitchboy”

•he gasps

•so the notes

•are cut (notes, u have been chopped) (notes, the tribe has spoke) (notes, you have been evicted from the big brother house) (notes, you-)

•bc he does N O T wanna make u uncomfy

•he instead opts to be stupid

•and give u handwritten notes in class

•bc he still wants to write u notes

•u

•ain’t stupid

•you knew Jaemin called u sunshine regularly

•u deadass thought it was a coincidence

•that both ur boyfriend and ur secret admirer had the same nickname for u

•but when u opened up the note Jaemin handed u in math

•and saw the familiar poorly drawn sun at the bottom

•u literally almost had a heart attack

•you rushed home that day and pulled out ur secret admirer notes box

•and compared

•u felt like Nancy drew

•but low and behold

•Na Jaemin, your boyfriend

•was your secret admirer

•wtfffff

•the thought that your boyfriend had liked you since sophomore year

•baffled you

•(Andy’s voice: “awe babe. You had a crush on me)

•you choose to keep this newfound info to yourself

•you didn’t want to embarrass him

•you also liked the notes, and were afraid he’d stop if u knew

•stop giving them to you, even tho he already stopped sliding them

In ur locker

•so you let it go

•while you were Sluthing™️

•Jaemin was confessing

•to Jeno

•at practice

•during their 5 minute break

•turns out, Cynthia, a girl on the volleyball team that REALLY liked Jaemin, had stopped Him on his way to lunch, and told him that she was excited for the end of his bet, and that he could totally date her after if he wanted

•honestly,

•Jaemin had completely forgotten abt that

•he was having so much fun

•and he was so happy

•he totally forgot about prom

•and,,everything

•turns out, Jeno and the rest of the dreamies would stare at you

•bc they knew

•they knew how happy you made Jaemin

•they had literally never seen this side of him

•it honestly shocked them

•they had a whole ass other gc called “We hate Ourselves!😌🤩” (curtesy of Haechan) where they talked abt the whole situation

•and they

•literally did hate themselves

•you really grew on them

•you were an incredible big sister to Jisung and Chenle; always giving them advice and helping them

•and you were Haechan’s favorite overwatch partner :/ you were like the only person who could help him win realistically

•you helped Renjun talk to his crush, and you would sometimes use your hands for his drawings (holding stuff for him)

•and you had been close to Mark for a long time, ever since you joined the music club Freshman year together

•Jeno was your boyfriends best friend, he was the one you talked to the most out of all of them. You helped him talk to your friend, Yerim, who joined the dreamies with you and Miri.

•you had made an impact

•a dent, if u will

•in their lives

•and they knew once you left, you would take Miri and Yerim

•and they would lose the three girls they had grown incredibly close to over the past couple of months

•they were

•scared

•Jaemin tries to reassure Jeno that it will all be okay

•that things will go back to the way they were

•that it’ll be okay

•he had to keep saying it

•in order for him to believe it

•he prayed that he could pluck up his courage and forfeit the bet

•but not every prayer gets answered

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[tfw-no-tennis]

mtmte liveblog issue 9

back at it again, and its time for the shadowplay arc, HELL yeah

oh I'm so excited i love this arc lets DO this

oooh its nightbeat and quark!! way before they become relevant, which is so cool

‘one of those recepticon fanatics’ lmao imagine if they were...the recepticons. just doesn't have the same ring to it 

god i fucking love all the politics of mtmte. i love how they’re talking about the senate here before we really get to See how bad they were (we heard a bit about it from whirl a few issues ago, and now here)

love how nightbeat is pretty much agreeing with the decepticon ideology here, even if its clear that he isn't Actually a decepticon - it just drives home the fact that, in this story, The Decepticons Were Right About A Lot Of That Stuff (or at least, they had a reason other than ‘destruction’ for rebelling). 

AND THEN THERES RUNG!!!!!!! WITH HIS MODEL OF THE LOST LIGHT....god i fuckgin LOVE the continuity in this story bc the first time reading this ur like oh ok rung is old yea makes sense...but then later all the time travel stuff happens and then its like OHHHHH 

damn poor rung nightbeat can rlly tell he's lonely just by looking at him vbhjdkdfhbjsjkdf geez. also nightbeat that's ur mystery stick bf from the future js!!

quarks extreme POV on all of the stuff is so interesting, and makes so much sense bc of Course he would think that as a non-combatant scientist who, due to his functional value in current society, wouldn't really benefit much from a revolution - in fact, he’d probably lose a lot. and that’s the sort of thing where you’re like, ok well think about everyone else dude, have some perspective - but at the same time, quark did suffer a pretty terrible fate, so his fears weren't entirely unfounded...augh, its so fascinating...im sorry I'm not gonna shut up about space robot politics this Entire time

HOW did nobody notice that dead body before now

ratchet spray-painting the hands he stole from pharma to match his own paintjob is like...kinda gruesome if you think about it hvbhsjkdfbkjdf

i love rewind sooo much oh my god 

he rlly stashed rung’s comatose body in a wheelchair behind the bar hbkjdhfbshjkdf rewind 

rewind and chromedome’s tag-team explanation....ough hhhhh THEM 

wait a sec, rewind, you have medical records in your database? that is, at least according to regular medical laws, very illegal lmao. my favorite long-running theme in mtmte: the fact that hipaa and osha laws on cybertron are either basically nonexistent, or just universally disregarded 

what the actual fuck is up w/cybertronian time units. that shit is wack as hell 

ooh i love how chromedome looks different in the flashback - no shoulder tires! - that's a cool detail

how come prowl just said ‘minute,’ rewind was busting it up w/all the wack ass fantasy time units just a second ago. geez

also goddd i love the scenery of pre-war cybertron, its SUCH a cool setting like, visually and aesthetically and politically

like, i adore details like the sign in the bg that says ‘everyone’s shape serves a purpose.’ really adds to the ‘society on the precipice of civil war currently controlled by an increasingly-desperate faction who are doling out propaganda like crazy in an attempt to maintain their image and control over the populace’ vibe

good ole murder mystery setup. love it!

pre-war prowl is such an interesting character. actually prowl in general is such an interesting character...I kinda wrote him off during my first read of mtmte (and even a little during my second readthru) as just this dude who’s an asshole (espec bc my prev tf experience involved watching tfa as a kid, and this prowl is very different from tfa prowl lol)...but prowl is SUCH a multi-faceted and interesting character, even in the relatively little we see of him in mtmte 

plus it was interesting to learn later that prowl was one of the characters that jro wanted for mtmte and didn't get, and MAN i wish he got prowl bc I would've loved to see what jro would've done w/prowl on the lost light, that would've been amazing. like, just imagine the arc he would have...I have no idea what that arc would BE, but I know it would be awesome. plus I’d be really interested to see how prowl would factor in, relationships-wise, amongst the crew of the lost light. so much potential!

anyways. I'm in a very talky mood tonight it seems. its currently 4 am so that kinda explains it. ok, moving on!

chromedome and prowl bantering....in their own morbid forensic-cop way...

skids bvhjdbsfjasf. speaking what we’re all thinking: is prowl gonna keep showing up in mtmte despite not technically being part of the cast??

swerves drawing of prowl lmaoooo

AND THEN REWIND IN SOME OF MY FAVORITE MTMTE PANELS....fuckgin cracks me up every time god. rewind was rlly about to flip their entire ass table just to demonstrate that prowl is a serial table-flipper...and then he cant even make the table budge and he just stares at his hands like ‘how could you betray me like this’ hvbajkhhsfdhksdf PEAK hilarity

drift hvbshfdjbasdfj his forcibly cheery expression even tho he’s being harassed by rodimus, who is a big whiny toddler w/drift lmao 

rodimus is the type of guy who, upon drift not replying to one of his texts, would post a whole twitter thread being all like ‘these days u cant trust any1 to hav ur back...u think u kno someone and then they just ghost you...(1/14)’

again, rewind, HOW and WHY do you just Have medical reports, oh my god, somebody please call a hipaa agent I’m scared, 

ratchet interrupting the story to give a quick medical PSA....that's Such an on-brand thing for Me to do that I feel like jro is assigning me ratchet kin as I read this

also, hey, its sonic and boom, those two decepticons from delphi! nice little continuity there

AND HERES ORION PAX SUPER COP

can’t believe idw made my dad optimus prime into a cop. smh. shouldn't be that shocked tho, I feel like half the idw characters are cops

orion rlly hit them w/the omae wa mo shinderu arrest strat

orion: I cant believe you're beating this guy up. anyways, now I'm gonna beat YOU up,

when ratchet puts his hand over drifts mouth and then gets spray paint on drifts face bhjdfsvsdjhfgbjdskf

pre-war ratchet and drift ;_; ratchet’s little inspirational speech...the fact that he tells drift that he’s special...the fact that drift remembered all of this even after 4 million+ yrs...it gets me bro it GETS me

ALSO the layers in the fact that drift then goes on to become a well-known murderous decepticon...so this little scene of him and ratchet in the past gives a lot of context to ratchet’s general attitude towards drift - ratchet clearly feels at least somewhat responsible for all the blood on drift’s hands, since he saved drift’s life way back in the day

the whole relinquishment clinic thing is such cool worldbuilding, bc of course that's the kind of thing that would develop in a society of robot aliens who are only allowed to work within the rigid confines of their alt mode 

I love the whole matrix thing bc its kinda like being the pope or st but also you have a ton of political sway, so its a super important position, so of Course the corrupt senate would want full control over that power, and would assassinate the current prime to try to get their own guy in 

god vhbhjsdkbgshjdf rodimus is such a dick lmao poor drift

HHHHH I love that the cybertronian version of an autopsy is taking the dudes body apart into the smallest components and laying them all out. that's so fucking cool

hmmmm chromedome maybe you should Not be interested in mnemology, how about that,

oh god. time to start being sad about op and senator shockwave. oh god

senator shockwave more like senator sexy 

also the first time I read this I thought I had just missed his name and like halfway thru the story I went back and scoured the pages looking for it hbvhsjdfbshgfdsbj then I was like oh ok so we’re maybe supposed to just know who this guy is from another comic? but NOPE it was very deliberate and I only realized very close to the end that they were setting up some sort of reveal

its funny bc normally I'm not a huge fan of stories where politics play a huge role but I fuckgin love it here, the politics and worldbuilding is all so interesting and also balanced out with a healthy dose of cool sci-fi hijinks, so

lmao there's chromedome being obsessed w/people making the ‘pfft’ sound 

also wow yet more hindsight, maybe you Shouldn’t be so interested in the Institute, chromedome, 

OHHHH shit I forgot abt the red alert stuff happening at the same time as this :( :( :( 

AUGHHH what a fucked up situation. god 

oooof i gotta continue now!! what a solid issue, I love the shadowplay arc

[7minutesinpurgatory-moved]

alpha juno incohesive infodump bc im. experiencing thoghts

(idk how coherent this is/sorry ab the typos, had an episode earlier and my typing isn’t super great rn)

Lives in some fucked up future-past where somehow it’s like fucking 30′s aesthetics but when he was posting on here from the m!a he was from 2008. that’s just how homestuck is yknow.

had a hot rockstar boyfriend (fuck legal marriages, but they were essentially married. spouses) who ended up eventually oding in his mid forties.

Not a Great Father. works better as a grand father or an uncle. His son resents the fuck out of him which is understandable. He resents his son for making the same mistakes he did with Dove.

Lives with James and Dove because at one point he was arrested for grave robbing and deemed too mentally unstable to live alone. He was also diagnosed for the first time then (with Schizophrenia and Cluster B)

Disneys competitor, but not literally their competitor in an animation sense, more of a moral sense. Much like betty crocker in canon homestuck disney and walt disney owned the fucking world and was also connected to alternia. Juno and his animation studio (haven’t decided a name yet) essentially gave people animated content that wasnt tied to disney and pixar.

Survived multiple assassination attempts out of pure fucking luck.

Wears a locket with his diseased partners picture and hair in it. He’s also extremely lovecore, a ton of his drawings have a lot of themes of romance, hearts, red string of fate, etc in them. bitch is gay

Despite being arrested for it they never found his boyfriends body. Surprise! Its in his fucking secret ass bedroom.

Eventually tries to resurrect his boyfriend, with the help of the elder gods, ends up selling his (and by extension, every version of himselfs) body in exchange for his boyfriends soul. SURPRISE! turns out the horror terrors kinda suck and his bf isn’t doing too hot and ends up being offed anyways

Mental illness spiral and eventually kills himself after it gets too much. Dove’s the one who ends up finding his body.

He owned too many cats, i’d say atleast fucking. 4?four cats. probably

old man catboy. probably owned cat ears and little kitty paw gloves

Ever hear about the minkey minnie/popeye sex tape? a similar thing was made mocking his suicide by disney

Dove was his entire world and he was kind of attached to the hip by him. He. Played favorites SO fucking hard. it’s his little man :) carries him around and gives him snacks his dad said no to. breaks the rules. you’ve been magically ungrounded thanks to ur super cool grandpa <3

starts fights on twitter. its how he met his boyfriend

[gg-astrology]

Can you tell us 10 things about you? and about ur friends irl? How u met them/ how long u know them/ what u like to do with them? This is gonna sound nosy but how's ur love life hdjsks LISTEN YOU'RE LIKE MY DREAM BEST FRIEND AND I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND ACT LIKE WE'RE TOTES HOMIES OKAY IM A VIRGO SUN PISCES MOON smh a girl is cURIOUS AND (platonically) IN LOVE WITH YOU 😖❤❤❤❤

Hey there!! 💕💓❤️ Oh wow!!!! 💕💓❤️💕💓❤️ Don’t worry this is fine!! I’m actually -- like, really happy and giddily flustered you’d want to get to know me!? 💕💓❤️ I’m really flattered and really grateful/touched aaaaaaa only virgo/pisces deserve rights, my current wife is also a virgo/pisces this is obviously some kind of synastry destiny (jk *wink wonk?*)!! 💕💓❤️thank you for caring about me!!! 💕💓❤️💕💓❤️💕💓❤️💕💓❤️

Yeah sure!! 💕💓❤️I can tell you more things about me!! 💕💓❤️

Disclaimer? I think it’s good for the audience to know where I’m coming from and who I am? I just think transparency/knowing who you’re talking to is important because knowing who I am, can also help you and me see where my flaws are and where I may be coming from! 💕💓❤️ Or what I provide, but where I might miss my mark somewhere, y know? 💕💓❤️ Not to say you have to judge me, I just don’t see the point in not just being who I am and saying yeah I can see where I took the L there. It’s just-- better? for future endeavors as well? So here we are? 

More about me? In sections?

10 things about me? 

I’ll start with this since it’s the shortest!

This may come off as totally random but I do better in colder climate than hotter ones -- even though I currently live in a tropical island 

I used to live in the US!

I actually have a designated place where I go to sit, open up my laptop and answer asks from tumblr. I sit outside my little patio and stare out at my garden, and then answer qs from here!

This means I’m always subjected to the Wild Life coming at me unexpectedly sometimes, but my cat also visits me at my table! So it balances out! 

My favourite drink is milk but I like plant-based ones, or rice milk? Or the lactose free ones! They’re delicious! 

Cherries are my favourite snacks but I usually get them once every 3 months -- so the result is I don’t tend to snack often. This is by design of me trying to Not Snack + using my pickiness to weaponize against myself and my eating habits.

To unwind I watch cat/animal videos on youtube before I go to sleep - it’s not very effective because I have to keep my eyes open to see, plus I always end up making cooing noises at the screen -- so I’m not sure when if it’s actually making me sleepy or not. But it’s working so far so I’m continuing to do it.

I have very specific knowledge of certain things in very acute details + link/resources of further studies on the topic, but otherwise I have 0.5 braincells most of the time, just a lot of Forbidden Knowledge.

I have a folder of cursed memes and that’s all you need to know about my sense of humour I think? 

Love life?

I am currently single! 💕💓❤️ Gf application is always open! 💕💓❤️ However, I’d like everyone of you to know I’m a 95 liner and I will not accept applications from those born after 98′ 💕💓❤️

Although I’m bi + had ex-bf before... I am (as of right now) on the fence about men personally in my personal life (disclaimer) because I’ve got a week of quarantine, thus I haven’t been doing the do and can think clearly for once. I am contemplating. Men. And the necessity in life. Y know? 

Although my love life is free!! I am not excused from the occasional panic of having a crush (annually). I’m lucky enough to go through it just once every year, but every time it happens I am an absolutely clown + always in turmoil. It’s what happens when you’re a sag venus who can’t control your p***y brain. Luckily, my crush just have to insult me or make me explain things from my past and then I’d be too traumatize to crush on them again. It’s quite effective, and works out best for all of us! 💕💓❤️

I’ll refrain from talking about my ex because I know I have a habit of recounting the good and being mushy. Even if we ended it on rocky terms. So! I’ll save everyone from that. 💕💓❤️    

Friends (expanded, clarifications?) 

The ones I mention on the blog are usually 

taurus/taurus, 

cancer/cancer, 

leo/libra, 

leo/cap (x2), 

virgo/sag, 

libra/aries (x2), 

scorpio/sag, 

scorpio/cap, 

sag/taurus, 

pisces/scorpio, 

pisces/aqua,  

Oof that’s alot.. This might be better to outline in a timeline format... so leo/libra, scorpio/sag, libra/aries and partially virgo/sag are whom I grew up for the majority of my childhood-teenage life! 💕💓❤️ 

They obviously made a very big impact on me! 💕💓❤️ They’re with me through thick/thin, leo/libra (sag rising) is the extrovert of the bunch. He’s one of my best friends, close guy friend, most of the time I too find him a little exasperating because he’s.. well its his problem so nevermind, but he’s also very endearing! 💕💓❤️ If it wasn’t for him-- well, there’s also another leo I thought was very endearing in a little brother kind of way. So leos to me have a very positive influence in my life, they’re very cute especially when they ask for your attention. I think they are like puppies/kitties when they are needy, and their blatant way of just being themselves always makes me feel refreshed + I  admire them for it. In the end, I’m totally heart-eyes endeared for Leos! 💕💓❤️

Scorpio/sag is also my best friend! 💕💓❤️ She’s a taurus rising, and she’s so sweet, kind, chatty and very open/friendly to people! 💕💓❤️ Her, my cousin (who’s also a scorpio but a scorpio/pisces), and quite a few of my other best friends who are scorpios - actually made me realize they’re not like what they’re usually describe as. Maybe that’s just me? But I think they’re very sweet and comforting to be around, not to mention they’re quite supportive and willing to listen when you’re having a tough time with something!! 💕💓❤️The pillar of support and one of the few rare people I don’t mind interacting with (actually crave interacting with them) because of just how chill they are, I wish more people recognize that in a scorpio! 💕💓❤️

Libra/Aries is one of my longest childhood friend, probably from birth! 💕💓❤️ He’s a supportive big brother type figure. But he can be very silly and he doesn’t hold himself so seriously most of the time! 💕💓❤️ Whilst he’s very understanding and quite nosy with others, he tries to be subtle/sleek but he isn’t! I think he’s very endearing when he wants to be, and he deserves someone who loves him lots as well 💕💓❤️ We reunited for the first time in 6 years the other day? And I think we both ended up crying a little and holding hands because we miss each other alot! 💕💓❤️ It was very nice, I think he’s much more emotional (just suppressed) than what people realize! 💕💓❤️ He’s very caring though - like willing to talk you through your problems and make sure you’re taken care of, back on your feet, but also willing to smile scarily at people who’ve hurt you and actually take them to court/yell at them for you. I think its very sweet! 💕💓❤️

Virgo/Sag is someone I hung out with for a short period of time, but kept in contact with periodically throughout my life because we ended up going through similar majors/path in life! 💕💓❤️ She’s someone who’s very caring, wants to take care of you, when she’s endeared by you she makes sure to dote on you often! 💕💓❤️ Actually, she’s born a day after Namjoon I think? But that’s not the point, the thing is - she’s my virgo/sag and when she’s not by my virgo/sag she’s super cool and I can see that many of our friend respects her/think she’s very mature + she’s the Shit! 💕💓❤️ I really admire her too and I think she’s super cool, but more than that, I love how caring and tender she is. She’s the best 💕💓❤️

These are the people I grew up with, and then I went to college and met/lived with Scorpio/Cap + Pisces/Scorpio+Aqua. 

Scorpio/Cap and I actually hit it off since the first day? We were in orientation, and we’re both talkative I guess! But in similar ways. He appreciates my bluntness/sense of humour and I like that he’s sarcastic and the only one engaging enough to be around/paying attention to what’s happening. We went to a house party together and then had 1 class together the semester. After that, me and him decided we’d live together off campus (along with our other friend who fell through, I think he’s a Leo?) - whilst we lived together we share majors in the same division, on holidays or at night after class, we’d grab dinner together + walk there, or we’d eat at home and binge watch a marathon he’d pick together. 💕💓❤️ It’s really fun! 💕💓❤️ 

Both of us like cooking, so he’d make dishes/drinks and I’d do that and we’d coerced each other to hang out in the living space together. Basically, we’re there to force each other to socialize/hang out with people and also encourage each other. It’s very fun! But we also had moments where we’d buy each other dinner/go to art galleries/exhibit together. There’s more serious too of course, like talking about our problems or worrying about stuff. But I think I found someone who looks out for me/I can look out for him, be confidants for each other and not be embarrassed with each other. Besides this, he also found my p0rn collection and suddenly mentioned it when we’re on campus so now I can never unfriend him because he has blackmail material on me. I’m forced to be his friends forever now. 

Pisces/Cap and Pisces/Aqua are my roommates after Scorpio/Cap - actually, Pisces/cap invited me to live with them when I was finding a place, it was very fortunate! 💕💓❤️ We’re all close friends because we live in the same hall during first year, plus me and Pisces/cap (and a Gemini friend) would get drunk + go to parties together so!! This is very convenient! 💕💓❤️

Actually.. Pisces/cap, me and Gemini friend.. I went with Gemini friend to buy his apartment with him (along with his friends, I’m good friends with them too) and Pisces/cap went with him to buy furnitures lmao! 💕💓❤️ And then me and Pisces/cap moved in together, although I didn’t room with them. I roomed with Pisces/Aqua whom till this date is my favourite roommate I’ve ever lived with! 💕💓❤️

It’s a little messy with Pisces/Cap but not in a? bad way? at all? Like we’re close friends who still talk often, but they did confess once over the holidays, and I turned them down (that was when I was about to move in) - we did make out along with pisces/aqua but like.. that’s... I guess that’s normal for college y know? We did a couple projects together for their class, like a comic about me and gemini friend, poems, photography, I drew them something. And I think they did have something with Gemini friend as well but! Gemini friend moved away on the last year so it never went anywhere there. 

But these are all good memories we had together and it’s not like-- bad at all, I don’t ever think badly at them for it because it was honest to them/for them, it was their emotions and tenderness from the heart? I can’t ever look down on anyone for that or judge them for being true to themselves, I actually think they’re very brave to be able to heal themselves and process things especially involving emotions like that. I also think these are all precious and honest memories, being friends with them definitely helped me grow my EQ by so much. Without them, I’d be very close-minded today! 💕💓❤️ 

Pisces/aqua is my roommate for a long time, and I love them to bits too! 💕💓❤️ They have two cats, both I love so so much and would sacrifice getting up for very often! 💕💓❤️ More than that, Pisces/aqua is so smart and able to pick things up immediately! It’s honestly very admirable, how they pierce things together. Whether it’s tarot or astrology, they’re the one who got me into this actually? 💕💓❤️ It was their interest before it became mine through proxy or maybe osmosis lmao, but they’re quite judgey and sometimes have a ? idk, superiority complex/elitist attitude towards stuff sometimes? So I never really talked about it much with them because it can get really frustrating sometimes 💕💓❤️ I do love them lots though, I can be ignorant of a lot of things and really slow on the uptake, but they’re very nice and kind and patient with me - honestly they’re as patient as a saint sometimes with me. And I’m really really thankful to them for it! 💕💓❤️ They’re getting married this year to a Scorpio! 💕💓❤️

Taurus/taurus and Cancer/cancer are my college best friends. Actually we hang out outside of class too! 💕💓❤️ I celebrated cancer/cancer’s birthday with them and their friends/roommates and it’s really fun. Heres why it’s -- like, momentous. It’s because my college classmates are more like colleagues or co-workers, so we don’t usually have that kind of camaraderie outside of first year. Plus, we’re all kind of working or busy with our private life outside of class - so it’s hard to reconvene that with who you know in classrooms. 

They like their private life separated from the college one, which is what I prefer as well. I really adore them though, since we have a major that usually makes us get little to no sleep and have to stay at school at night-till morning most nights (for programs on the computer or printing facilities, rip) -- they’re the one who would either stay up with me, working together at the same table and we can ask each other for fresh eyes on our work. Or they’d motivate me to go home and not be stupid to stay at school. Or they’d drive me home so they know I get back safely/on time. It’s just -- I adore them so much they’re very very good! 💕💓❤️

Taurus/Taurus is also a college best friend whom I befriended later on in the years, they’re really sweet! 💕💓❤️ We have more of a friendship where we spend time outside together, walking in the city trying out a new cake store or just going back to their place to play games or talk about what else we have going on in our lives. They’re really busy!! Since they’re involved in church activities, they travel to another town an hour away every sunday - their dedication to their work, school and church (AND spending time with their fiance’s family + fiance) is amazing! 💕💓❤️ They also got me my first job at the firm they’re working in, in our last years - I made sure they’re not too tired and get their work done on time so they don’t rush their finished project. Or give better advice if the teacher is making them fume. I really like them lots too, we had alot of fun together AND they’re a foodie! 💕💓❤️

There’s another Libra/Aries whom I knew from college, while I was still living with Scorpio/Cap - I was in another town/not the same town as the Pisces back then. But Libra/Aries was close and she’d come by often! We’d travel the city together, lay on the lawn, go to parks together or exhibit. They’re very proactive and we spend a lot of time talking about work and projects, personal interests, when we watch movies together - we’d spend time sitting in cafes after watching them to talk for hours/until closing about the movie ( ‘we have alot to unpack’) -- they’re a lot of fun to talk to because they’re just as intense about stuff! 💕💓❤️ And their interest is genuine, give good hugs, a little too loud for our cats but she means well! 💕💓❤️ 

This is brief recount of everyone, mostly focusing on activities we did together but knowing them as people obviously made a big impression on me! 💕💓❤️ 

Leo/Caps are people I met since I finished college/working now, they’re my two admins on the blog actually! 💕💓❤️So internet friends, but I really click with and they’re soothing + fun to be around when I’m home/anywhere! 💕💓❤️ 

Sag/Taurus is also another internet friend, I’ve known her for a year now? But man, every conversation is an adventure and she’s so fun to be around! 💕💓❤️ Also very sweet and an extremely kind person, in a fire sign kind of way. Which means a lot of gawking from me and very loud laughs. But yes! 💕💓❤️ Very good people! 💕💓❤️

I do have friends from work... but well we’re not close enough for me to actually consider them good friends/talk about them personally? They’re nice! But I have yet to form a more positive opinion about them - it’s positive and negative, so I’ll see who survives and come through as a person I’d like to hang out with outside of work. 💕💓❤️

To Virgo/Pisces anon: 

Here’s my best friend application do I make the cut please reply 💕💓❤️

[rosehvney]

               ♡ . *    have  you  seen  AMORA  ‘AMI’  IZUMI  around  campus   ?   i  hear  they’re  a  FOURTH  YEAR,  SPRING  witch  with  a  specialty  in  ASTROLOGY.  i  almost  never  see  them  without  their  HUMMINGBIRD.  if  they  ever  want  to  be  a  MATCHMAKER  someday  they  should  ease  up  on  being  FICKLE  &  LOFTY.  at  least  you  can  say  they’re  COQUETTISH  &  INTREPID,  too. 

               hey,  hey  !!!   i’m  diana,  aka  ur  resident  girl  group  stan ASJSJSJ  i’m  twenty,  use  she/her  pronouns,  and  reside  in  the  est  timezone   !!    this  is  super  late  but  here  i  am,  finally  introducing   ...   loona   !!!   jk,  under  the  cut  u  can  read  abt  my  lil  spring  witch  amora.  i  was  kind  of  winging  it  the  whole  time  so  i  apologize  if  it  seems  all  over  the  place  but  pls ...  i’m  a libra  i’m  a  little  dumb  it’s  my  nature.  forgive  me   !!   i  can't  wait  to  plot  AKSKSK  let  me  kno  if  u  prefer  discord,  if  not  tumblr  im's  work  fine !!!

♡ . *    𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔    !

full  name :  amora izumi

nickname(s)  :  ami

zodiac  :  gemini  sun,  libra  moon   (  click  )

sexuality  :  bisexual

alignment  :  chaotic  good

pinterest  :  click

♡ . *    𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅    !

amora’s  mother  was  a  spring  witch  and  her  father  was  a  summer  witch.  to  their  delight,  ami  was  born  a  spring  witch  just  like  her  mother.  however,  ami  would  later  realize  this  was  not  as  good  as  it  seemed

her  mother  was  a  midwife  and  she  wanted  nothing  more  than  for  amora  to  follow  in  her  footsteps.  unfortunately,  amora  never  had  any  interest  in midwifery

during  amora’s  teen  years,  her  parents  started  arguing  frequently  about  the  direction  they  wanted  amora  to  go  in.  her  mother  was  set  on  midwifery,  but  her  father  understood  the  importance  of  choosing  your  own  future.  aside  from  arguing  about  amora,  her  parents  stopped  seeing  eye  to  eye  on  many  other  things  as  well,  and  eventually  they  split  up

amora  did  not  handle  her  parents  split  well.  mostly,  she  blamed  herself.  she  feels  like  if  she  had  just  pursued  midwifery  like  her  mother  had  wanted,  none  of  this  would  have  happened

after  the  split,  she  had  to  live  with  her  disapproving  mother.  her  father  not  only  moved  out,  but  he  moved  to  a  different  city  to  be  around  some  of  his  family.  this  kind  of  broke  her  heart  a  lil.  she  saw  it  more  as  her  father  trying  to  stay  far  away  from  her

so,  amora  continued  living  with  her  mom  who  continued  to  disapprove  of  her  choices.  for  a  while,  she  wasn’t  sure  what  she  wanted  to  do.  however,  after  her  parents  divorce,  she  became  especially  interested  in  matchmaking

she  figured  since  she  drove  her  parents  apart,  she  could  redeem  herself  by  bringing  others  together.  she  quickly  became  obsessed  with  the  idea  of  love

amora  more  recently  found  out  her  father  remarried  and  started  a  new  family.  she  doesn’t  really  speak  to  him  much  anymore,  so  the  idea  that  he  is  present  in  the  lives  of  his  new  family  hurts  her  a  lot.  but  in  the  end,  she  still  blames  herself  for  driving  her  father  away

so,  amora  has  a  father  she  barely  sees  and  a  mother  who  continues  to  try  to  micro-manage  her  life  and  make  a  carbon  copy  of  herself  out  of  her  daughter

♡ . *    𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚    !

amora  is  extremely  extroverted.  she  is  a  social  butterfly  and  will  try  to  befriend  anyone  with  a  pulse

she  is  a  little  bit  of  a  people  pleaser.  after  her  dad,  she’s  really  scared  of  being  abandoned,  which  is  why  she  lowkey  seeks  approval  from  others  :(

she  can  sometimes  appear  to  be  a  little  bit  full  of  herself.  she  tries  2  play  off  her  insecurities  by  having  an  ‘i’m  the  best’  attitude  akdjksdjh 

like  i  said,  she  loves  love   !!!   she  gets  crushes  easily,  but  also  loses  attention  fast  because  they  mostly  tend  to  be  superficial  crushes.  typical  air  sign  behavior

kinda  bouncing  off  the  last  one,  she  loves  2  flirt   !!!   she  loves  flirting  with  her  friends,  the  barista  at  the  cafe,  the  girl  sitting  alone  in  the  library,  literally  anyone  and  everyone.  this  has  gotten  her  into  some  trouble  in  the  past  (   when  she  accidentally  flirted  with  one  of  her  professors  during  office  hours   )

a  loyal  friend   !!!!   values  her  friends  more  than  anything  else  in  the  world.  even  though  she  likely  has  a  large  circle  of  friends,  she  wouldn’t  necessarily  consider  them  all  to  be  her  close  friends.  she  would  still  do  anything  for  them,  though

she  is  an  extremely  curious  and  restless  spirit   !!!   she  is  dying  to  see  the  world  and  uncover  all  of  its  secrets.  always  up  for  an  adventure  no  matter  the  risks

loves  to  party  and  have  fun   !!

♡ . *    𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅  𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔    !

partner  in  crime  -  someone  who  always  goes   along  with  her  antics.  someone  who  she  bounces  off  of  and  they  do  dumb  /  fun  shit  together   !!!

ex-fling/gf/bf -  there  could  b  more  than  one  of  these   !!!    they  could  have  ended  on  bad  terms  or  good  terms,  still  have  lingering  feels  or  tension  or  maybe  they  remained  friends  !!!   we  can  plot  this  however  

unrequited  crush -  maybe  she  has  a  crush  on  ur  muse,  whether  it’s  a  deep  crush  or  a  more  surface  level  crush.  OR  ur  muse  could  have  a  crush  on  her  and  maybe  she’s  oblivious  to  it   !!!

requited  crush  -  speaks  for  itself,  but  our  muses  have  crushes  on  each  other   !!!  maybe  it  isn’t  super  serious,  or  maybe  it  is

will they,  won’t  they  -  there’s  feelings  between  them,  but  maybe  the  timing  has  always  been  off.  they  want  to  explore  whatever  they  have,  but  maybe  they’re  scared

current fling/friends  w  benefits -  someone  she  is  currently  seeing.  could  be  no  strings  attached,  or  there  could  b  some  feelings  there.  maybe  they  don’t  want  to  make  it  anything  serious,  or  maybe  they’re  ready  to  take  it  to  the  next  level.  maybe  one  person  is  ready  to  go  further,  and  the  other  isn’t.

enemies  w  benefits  -  imagine  the  tension   !!!   they  started  out  hating  each  other  but  ended  up  hooking  up.  maybe  it  was  a  one  time  thing,  or  maybe  they  can’t  stop  going  back  to  each  other.  maybe  they  keep  it  a  secret  and  don’t  want  anyone  else  to  know.  this  could  develop  in  soooo  many  ways  pls  this  is  so  sexy  !!!!

party  buddies  -  they  always  go  to  parties  together.  maybe  they  don’t  see  each  other  outside  of  parties,  maybe  they  met  at  a  party  and  became  close  friends  afterwards

roommates  -  self  explanatory,  but  they  live  together   !!!   maybe  they  get  along  really  well,  or  maybe  they  have  some  issues

ex-friends  -  someone  she  used  to  consider  a  best/close  friend,  but  they  had  a  falling  out  for  whatever  reason  n  maybe  they  strongly  dislike  each  other  now.  maybe  they  want  to  re-kindle  their  friendship  but  don’t  know  how

sibling-like friendship  -  someone  she  sees  like  a  sibling.  they’re  there  for  each  other  and  look  out  for  one  another,  always  have  each  other’s  backs

dynamic  duo  -  ride  or  dies.  platonic  soulmates   !!  this  person  is  prob  one  of  the  closest  people  to  her  and  knows  her  very  well   !    they  could  b  a  power  duo,  always  looking  out  for  each  other

take  care  -  someone  who  looks  after  her  when  she  drinks  to  much   !!!   someone  who  keeps  her  out  of  trouble  when  she’s  drunk  and  feeling  a  little  reckless.  she  trusts  them  and  might  feel  like  she  owes  them

confidant  -  someone  who  confides  in  her  or  someone  she  confides  in,  or  they  confide  in  each  other.  they  don’t  necessarily  have  to  be  the  closest  friends  ever,  but  they  get  along,  trust  each  other,  and  maybe  they  talk  more  in  private

rivals  -  they  don’t  like  each  other  for  whatever  reason,  which  we  can  plot. maybe  it’s  jealousy  or  their  personalities  just  clash,  but  for  whatever  reason  they  do  not  get  along.  maybe  they  bring  out  a  bad  side  to  her  that  most  people  dont  see

frenemies  -  they’re  friends,  but  maybe  they’re  always  trying  to  one  up  each  other.  they  might  gossip  behind  each  other’s  backs

bad  influence  -  someone  who  is  a  bad  influence  on  her.  she  isn’t  a  goody-goody  but  she  definitely  holds  herself  back  from  doing  anything  too  crazy.  i’d  love  for  someone  to  be  a  bad  influence  on  her  and  get  her  to  do  or  try  things  she  normally  wouldn’t

this  is  all  for  now,  but  i  should  probably  make  a  plots  page  eventually   !!!

[goodmcn]

                 *     𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘  to  all  u  skinnie  legends  out  there  who  i  am  BURSTING  at  the  seams  to  write  w  !      i’m  𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛  ,  i  go  by  𝑠ℎ𝑒  / 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦  pronouns  and  am  full  of  excitement  to  get  some  kickin  plots  started  w  my  lil  charmer  son  ,  𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒉𝒊   !      he’s  a  relatively  new  muse  i’m  trying  out  so  forgive  any  of  the  kinks  i’m  workin  out  !       unless  u  like  that  shit  which  in  that  case  u  go  boo  and  i  love  u  .  all  likes  will  result  in  me  comin  to  u  for  plots  so  make  sure  to  love  that  𝐥𝐢𝐥  𝐫𝐞𝐝  𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭  down  !    without  further  ado  ,  here  comes  ur  new  resident  boyband  bf  with  dimples  n  commitment  issues  !    :~)   :~)   :~)

𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠   here   and   do   i   have   the   tea   for   you   .   𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒉𝒊    is   back   on   campus   ,   which   is   surprising   considering   the   threatening   note   i   left   them   .   yes   ,   i   know   all   about    𝐡𝐢𝐬  𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞  𝐢𝐧  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡  𝐨𝐟  𝐚  𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝  𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝    because   of   their   𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝   .   imagine   the   tabloids   and   how   the   𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒎𝒂𝒏   family   would   feel   for   such   information   to   come   out   ,   not   to   mention   the   reputation   of   𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐚   because   of   their   actions   .   at   this   rate   ,   𝒉𝒆   is   better   off   staying   put   in   𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐮  ,  𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚   and   living   off   that   $966  m   family   net   worth   .   what’s   the   point   in   studying   𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲   with   plans   to   𝑪𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑵  𝑼𝑷  𝑯𝑰𝑺  𝑨𝑪𝑻  𝑻𝑶  𝑩𝑬  𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬𝑵  𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑳𝒀  𝑨𝑺  𝑨𝑵  𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑶𝑹     ,   is   it   worth   it   with   what   i   know   ?  anyways   ,   they   may   want   to   continue   to   be   𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔  &   𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄   because   the   𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒐𝒖𝒔   &   𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕  attributes   make   me   want   to   spill   .   (   𝑤𝑜𝑙𝑓𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑔  𝑛𝑜𝑣𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑧   ,   𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛   ,   𝑝𝑠𝑡  )  .

                         *   TRIGGER  WARNING  :  drug  mention  ,  death  mention

⋆  ╰    𝑺  𝑻  𝑨  𝑻  𝑰  𝑺  𝑻  𝑰  𝑪  𝑺   .

𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍        𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 :         bodhi    alexander    goodman   𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬         :        bo  ,  b 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆        /        𝒂𝒈𝒆 :        june 6  ,    twenty  -  one  𝒛𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒄         :        gemini 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓        𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒚        /        𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔         :         cismale    identifying        with        he   /  him   /   his    pronouns           𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏         :         to  be  determined  ! 𝒐𝒄𝒄𝒖𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏        :           student   at   hworth   majoring    in    anthropology   and    minoring   in    performing  arts     ,    member  of  (   undetermined   vc  / name  but  their  artist - claim is PRETTYMUCH !  🥴    )  , aspiring   actor   𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔        𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆        :        gryffindor 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏        𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅        𝒃𝒚         :       jake peralta   from  b99   ,  finn hudson    from  glee   ,    jim halpert   from  the office  ,  han   solo    from  star wars   ,   sonny   carisi    from  law   and  order   svu     ,   prince naveen  from  the   princess   and  the  frog  

𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒔      :        -        impetuous  ,    remiss     , hedonistic   ,  defiant ,    mercurial   ,  afraid  of  commitment  ,  truculent

+                benevolent ,    jovial   ,   responsive  ,  imaginative   ,   assiduous ,   steadfast ,  sharp-witted   ,   enthusiastic  ,  magnetic  , sympathetic  

⋆  ╰      𝑨  𝑵  𝑻  𝑬  𝑪  𝑬  𝑫  𝑬  𝑵  𝑻 .

001  :     bodhi  came  into  his  family  as  the  result  of  a  closed  adoption  .  he  doesn’t  know  much  about  his  birth  family  besides  the  few  pictures  his  parents  have  shown  him  but  he’s  been  told  little  to  nothing  about  his  roots  besides  the  fact  that  his  birth  mother  is  also  jewish  .  it’s  not  that  his  parents  want  him  to  remain  in  the  dark  about  his  past  ,  it’s  that  they  want  to  give  him  the  choice  to  pick  and  choose  what  facets  of  it  he  discovers  himself  ,  and  so  far  ,  bodhi’s  been  content  living  the  life  he  knows  :  two  loving  parents  who  picked  him  of  all  people  to  add  to  their  family  .

002  :   his  mother  ,  martha  goodman  ,    runs  a  foundation  to  empower  women  in  leadership  positions  and  makes  a  fortune  running  workshops  and  speaking  tours  .  his  father  is  the  tv  mogul  of  america  .  eric  goodman  has  his  own  TV  empire  and  runs  shows  such  as  the  bachelor  franchise  ,  ER  ,  will  and  grace  ,  veronica  mars  ,  shameless  ,  etc  (  basically  warner  bros  television  productions  .  )  he  grew  up  needing  nothing  ,  learning  everything  ,  exploring  the  world  of  the  rich  and  famous  with  hollywood’s  darling  power  couple  keeping  him  grounded  and  putting  a  good  head  on  his  shoulders  .  while  most  in  their  tax  bracket  filled  the  expectation  of  the  snotty  rich  families  ,  the  goodman’s  seemed  to  have  an  ascriptive  surname  ,  building  a  reputation  of  themselves  for  being  kind  ,  self-made  people  who  maintained  humility  and  their  good  natures  throughout  their  rises  to  fame  .  

003  :      with  a  family  reputation  for  being  generally  decent  human  beings  ,  bodhi’s  sparkling  personality  and  kind  disposition  showed  no  deviation  from  this  behavior  ,  and  he  quickly  charmed  his  way  through  every  hollywood  party  or  charity  fundraiser  his  parents  let  him  tag  along  to  .  there’s  no  expectation  from  martha  or  eric  for  him  to  be  anything  other  than  a  good  person  ,  allowing  bodhi  to  develop  at  his  own  pace  and  for  that  ,  he’s  able  to  flaunt  a  relationship  of  mutual  respect  and  absolute  adoration  of  both  his  parents  to  this  day  (  a  notably  rarer  and  rarer  thing  in  the  circles  he  graces  ,  it’d  seem  .  )

003  :      he’s  well-liked  throughout  school  ,  doing  well  enough  in  the  sports  he  dabbles  in  to  have  a  potential  future  in  them  ,  but  it’s  nothing  that  speaks  to  him  the  way  the  arts  do  .  his  teachers  note  his  bright  ,  inquisitive  nature  ,  the  way  he  watches  and  recreates  movements  and  noises  with  almost  frightening  precision  ,  the  tenacity  and  the  desire  for  absolute  perfection  .  it’s  shocking  ,  really  ,  when  his  parents  see  his  grades  tanking  around  the  same  time  he’s  leaving  middle  school  .  they’ve  given  him  what  he  wants  ,  after  all  ,  without  losing  the  perspective  of  discipline  they  mutually  agreed  upon  .  the  private  schools  should  be  enough  to  keep  him  in  line  ,  but  as  it  turns  out  ,  it’s  nothing  of  their  own  intentional  doing  that  leaves  bodhi’s  gpa  with  much  to  be  desired  .  tired  of  his  legacy  being  attached  to  his  surname  ,  he  finds  himself  attracted  to  the  way  he  makes  people  smile  :  at  first  ,  it’s  the  way  he  performs  on  a  stage  that  gives  him  the  approval  he  so  craves  ,  eventually  ,  it’s  the  adrenaline  that  comes  from  intentional  disobedience  that  starts  to  drive  him  .

004  :    the  headmaster  of  the  ritzy  high  school  he  attends  hesitates  to  label  him  a  ‘  problem  child  ‘  —  after  all  ,  bodhi’s  well-liked  among  his  instructors  ,  has  a  thriving  social  life  ,  and  is  actively  involved  in  extracurriculars  up  to  his  ears  .  ‘  he’s  not  a  bad  kid  ,  ‘  the  headmaster  explains  to  the  concerned  goodman’s  ,  seated  tensely  in  his  office  for  a  behavioral  intervention  meeting  ,  ‘  he  just  makes  some  really  ,  really  bad  decisions  .  ‘  and  that’s  to  say  the  least  ,  he  notes  :  the  list  of  his  infractions  include  everything  from  harmless  pranks  and  showing  up  to  class  hungover  to  provoking  other  students  and  being  caught  with  illegal  substances  .  they  don’t  condone  such  behavior  ,  of  course  ,  but  the  school  would  never  consider  rejecting  the  decent  sum  his  parents  offer  to  scrub  his  academic  record  of  such  infractions  .  

005  :      unwittingly  ,  they  fuel  bodhi’s  chaos  .  knowing  he  can  get  away  with  more  and  more  than  he  ever  considered  possible  ,  he  carries  on  following  whatever  feels  good  or  seems  like  it’ll  fill  his  time  .  he  hates  sitting  still  and  loves  making  other  people  feel  good  ,  a  dangerous  combination  when  fueled  with  the  nearly  1  billion  dollar  empire  his  parents  have  at  his  fingertips  .  he’s  saved  only  by  his  own  charm  and  his  family’s  heft  ,  getting  out  of  dui’s  and  public  intoxication  charges  without  too  much  more  than  a  salacious  headline  (  something  he  grows  used  to  enough  to  remain  unbothered  by  .  )  it’s  when  he’s  17  and  receives  an  offer  from  his  first  manager  to  join  a  group  that  he  gets  out  of  the  rigidity  of  school  that  seemed  to  have  been  holding  him  back  .  it’s  him  and  4  other  boys  his  age  ,  meant  to  be  something  of  nsync  revamped  ,  utilizing  his  musical  inclination  and  dance  talents  to  shoot  him  into  the  tabloids  for  reasons  other  than  something  that  would  scandalize  his  parents  ,  for  once  .  the  group  is  playful  and  fun  ,  and  their  fan  demographic  is  mostly  girls  his  age  ,  so  he’s  more  than  pleased  to  finish  school  on  the  road  during  their  first  small  scale  tour  through  the  US  .  

006  :    while  this  gives  him  a  new  outlet  for  his  energy  ,  bodhi  still  finds  himself  in  the  occasional  sticky  situation  with  the  law  ,  much  to  his  parents  and  now  his  team’s  exasperation  .  his  parents  force  him  to  enroll  at  hu  as  some  sort  of  hope  he’ll  learn  discipline  ,  balancing  his  career  and  his  studies  ,  and  for  a  while  it  works  .  recording  during  the  school  year  and  touring  every  other  summer  ,  bodhi  strikes  a  balance  that  gives  him  some  sort  of  fulfillment  for  a  short  amount  of  time  —    that  is  ,  until  his  mercurial  side  kicks  into  gear  and  combines  with  his  natural  hedonistic  tendencies  to  cause  one  of  the  lowest  of  lows  in  his  life  .  he’s  halfway  through  his  sophomore  year  when  he  feels  a  change  of  heart  ,  losing  passion  for  the  now  -  boyish  tendencies  he’s  become  so  comfortable  with  in  his  life  ,  longing  for  something  where  he’ll  be  taken  more  seriously  .  he  wants  to  impress  ,  to  blow  people  away  ,  to  make  them  feel  ,  and  while  music  has  been  there  for  him  his  whole  life  ,  he  can’t  help  but  think  maybe  he’s  been  meant  for  a  stage  or  a  camera  and  that’s  what’s  left  him  so  empty  .  the  prospect  of  having  to  tell  his  family  and  group  he  wants  to  throw  it  all  away  to  pursue  something  he  has  no  experience  in  agonizes  him  ,  pushing  his  nerves  to  the  point  he  reverts  to  old  habits  trying  to  soothe  them  .  he’s  partying  harder  than  he  has  in  years  with  his  close  circle  ,  much  to  the  chagrin  of  a  childhood  friend  who’s  trying  to  talk  him  out  of  being  reckless  .  he  claims  to  remember  none  of  the  details  of  the  night  ,  but  the  memory  of  handing  his  best  friend  the  first  line  of  coke  for  the  night  and  watching  something  go  very  ,  very  wrong  before  bodhi’s  able  to  follow  suit  is  forever  engrained  in  his  memory  .  fucked  up  ,  terrified  ,  and  forever  afraid  of  the  very  real  responsibilities  he’s  faced  with  ,  he  turns  and  hightails  it  out  of  the  party  .  the  police  raid  it  a  half  hour  later  ,  and  his  friend’s  death  is  ruled  an  accidental  overdose  on  laced  coke  .  

007 :     bodhi  doesn’t  tell  a  soul  about  how  he  left  his  friend  behind  ,  about  how  he  could  have  done  something  if  he  wasn’t  such  a  fucking  coward  afraid  of  stepping  up  ,  and  feels  the  loss  deep  inside  himself  every  day  moving  forward  .  he  ignores  it  by  pushing  his  fun-loving  disposition  even  further  ,  trying  to  temper  it  with  a  push  to  be  taken  more  seriously  as  an  artist  in  order  to  make  his  transition  into  acting  .  he’s  had  small  theater  roles  here  and  there  and  does  a  student  film  or  two  ,  but  it’s  nothing  close  to  what  he  wants  of  himself  .  after  all  ,  hollywood  wants  a  leading  man  ,  which  bodhi  has  the  absolute  capability  of  being  — if  he  weren’t  so  busy  letting  himself  be  consumed  by  his  peter  pan  syndrome  .  he  wants  it  all  ,  to  be  taken  seriously  ,  but  is  unwilling  to  let  go  of  the  habits  that  keep  him  lodged  in  immaturity  .  always  one  to  run  from  his  problems  ,  holling’s  threats  are  now  forcing  him  to  face  the  reality  of  the  consequences  he’s  tried  so  long  to  ignore  .  with  his  career  ,  his  family  name  ,  and  his  own  future  at  risk  ,  he’s  being  forced  to  recognize  that  good  intentions  aren’t  always  enough  to  keep  him  in  one  piece  .  

⋆  ╰      𝑨  𝑵  𝑨  𝑳  𝒀  𝑺  𝑰  𝑺  .

001 :     bodhi’s  been  something  of  a  golden  boy  as  long  as  he  can  remember  ,  or  at  least  some  version  of  it  despite  his  propensity  for  mischief  .  boy-ish  ,  charming  ,  with  a    heart  perhaps  too  big  for  his  body  and  seemingly  allergic  to  anything  remotely  resembling  responsibility  .  he’s  a  natural  born  leader  when  the  event  suits  him  —  passionate  and  able  to  use  his  magnetism  for  bringing  people  together  ,  but  when  he  feels  unmotivated  ,  he’s  about  as  helpful  as  he  is  good  with  his  schoolwork  (  which  is  to  say  :  leaving  something  to  be  desired  .  )  despite  this  ,  he’s  an  outspoken  advocate  for  good  and  through  his  jokes  and  headassery  ,  will  push  for  a  message  of  benevolence  and  good  energy  .  

002 :     his  bright  ,  playful  disposition  makes  him  naturally  magnetic  .  he’s  a  man’s  man  through  and  through  but  has  a  sensitivity  engrained  by  his  parents  that  lead  him  to  respect  all  life  ,  no  matter  the  perceived  or  stereotyped  value  .  despite  his  traditional  ‘  bro  ‘  demeanor  ,  he’s  quite  respectful  and  his  brash  nature  tends  to  avoid  all  objectifying  or  unbecoming  commentary  .  with  a  devilish  grin  and  an  unparalleled  enthusiasm  for  life  ,  bodhi’s  kind  nature  doesn’t  seem  so  much  of  a  pushover  as  someone  who  really  just  makes  those  around  him  feel  alive  .  he  has  an  air  of  self  -  assured  confidence  and  mellow  security  ,  partnered  with  his  belief  that  everyone  has  a  value  as  a  person  and  his  kind  ,  unrelenting  eye  contact  ,  has  the  effect  of  bodhi  making  you  feel  like  you’re  the  most  important  person  in  the  room  ,  solely  by  the  way  he  pays  attention  to  you  .  this  is  part  of  his  passion  ,  making  others  feel  uplifted  and  important  .

003 :     his  upbringing  ,  despite  not  perfect  ,  leaves  him  with  a  moral  compass  pointing  a  little  straighter  than  what  he’s  found  in  some  of  the  circles  he  frequents  .  despite  a  usually  easygoing  and  breezy  disposition  ,  bodhi’s  disdain  for  the  egocentric  or  high  -  brow  mindsets  of  his  classmates  often  leaves  them  as  the  butt  end  of  his  jokes  .  he  knows  there’s  no  point  in  calling  them  out  ,  so  instead  he  takes  a  jim  halpert  -  ian  approach  to  their  demeanors  by  pressing  every  single  button  made  available  to  him  .  he  gets  an  absolute  KICK  out  of  this  and  while  he  tries  to  leave  the  lady  societies  out  of  the  equation  of  his  teasing  ,  many  of  his  snotty  sigma  brothers  have  expressed  quite  the  frustration  with  their  wildcard  member’s  tendency  to  cause  issues  within  their  ranks  solely  for  his  own  entertainment  .  

004 :     despite  having  all  the  makings  of  a  true  leading  man  ,  it’s  bodhi’s  selectiveness  with  his  efforts  and  fear  of  all  things  responsibility  that  leave  him  in  neverland  ,  a  perpetual  peter  pan  syndrome  following  someone  who  desperately  wants  to  be  taken  seriously  despite  doing  nothing  to  make  himself  more  serious  ,  thus  his  flaw  of  greed  —  he  wants  it  all  ,  but  wants  it  given  to  him  rather  than  work  for  it  himself  .  he’s  naturally  playful  ,  almost  to  a  fault  ,  using  humor  as  a  coping  mechanism  for  his  discomfort  at  some  less  than  opportune  times  .  having  a  heart  as  big  as  his  leads  to  a  level  of  sensitivity  that  sometimes  teeters  on  being  too  much  rather  than  too  little  —  he’ll  percieve  slights  that  aren’t  there  ,  or  take  liberties  with  past  conflicts  as  excuses  to  cause  new  conflicts  of  his  own  .  he’s  a  perfectionist  at  heart  ,  which  leads  to  his  tendencies  to  be  all  or  nothing  :  he  either  will  go  after  something  with  every  intention  of  being  the  best  ,  or  will  refuse  to  try  at  all  .  his  inner  confidence  leads  to  an  occasional  miscalculation  ,  biting  off  more  than  he  can  chew  and  leaving  those  around  him  to  clean  up  after  his  mess  despite  his  best  efforts  .  he’s  dedicated  to  certain  people  and  causes  but  is  otherwise  unreliable  ,  with  a  naturally  fickle  disposition  that  leads  to  some  uncertainty  as  to  whether  he  will  really  follow  through  or  not  unless  it  has  to  do  with  something  or  someone  he’s  expressed  loyalty  to  in  the  past  .

005 :     LIKES  TO  FUCKIN  MOVE  !  he  cannot  fuckin  sit  STILL  and  u’ll  always  catch  him  bouncing  his  leg  or  wigging  lmao  he  hates  sitting  down  .  sports  were  awesome  for  him  but  he  THRIVED  when  he  learned  how  to  dance  n  honestly  that’s  one  of  his  most  notable  talents  .  he  fucking  looooves  to  move  ,  and  lots  of  how  he  emotes  comes  from  his  body  language  bc  he  knows  how  important  it  is  to  be  expressive  in  more  than  jsut  your  face  ,  esp  w  acting  .  he’s  left  handed  ,  LOVES  animals  ,  and  feels  most  himself  when  he’s  making  someone  else  smile  .  he’s  prone  to  random  outbursts  of  musical  inclination  and  is  the  one  in  his  friend  groups  that  often  receives  a    ‘  bodhi  SHUT  UP  ‘  because  he’s  trying  to  harmonize  with  the  radio  DFSDFSD  .  he’s  more  than  willing  to  share  his  ecclectic  collection  of  scars  and  scratches  from  the  countless  bad  decisions  he’s  made  ,  and  has  been  a  frequent  star  of  barstool’s  social  media  for  some  of  his  less  -  than  - professional  antics  .  there’s  a  running  hashtag  on  twitter  to  make  him  the  next  bachelor  but  he  can’t  stay  out  of  jail  long  enough  for  his  dad  to  give  him  the  green  light  KSFDJSDF

⋆  ╰   𝐂  𝐎  𝐍  𝐍  𝐄  𝐂  𝐓  𝐈  𝐎  𝐍  𝐒 .

001  :      exes  -  who  doesn’t  like  a  good  exes  plot  :/  good  terms  ,  bad  terms  ,  on  and  off  ,  whateva . give  me  someone  he  said  ‘  i  love  you  ‘  to  in  24  hours  ,  give  me  someone  he  dated  for  6  months  and  never  said  it  once  ,  give  me  someone  who  he  ghosted  ,  someone  who  ghosted  him  ,  truly  ANYTHING  i  am  down  to  talk  abt

002  :      good  influences  -  bodhi  needs  some  ppl  to  help  keep  him  in  CHECK  the  mans  can  be  a  lil  wild  sometimes  .  im  thinking  1  or  2  ppl  who  kinda  work  as  his  voice  of  reason  when  he  can’t  think  straight  n  wants  to  dive  off  the  roof  into  the  pool  to  say  ‘ bodhi no ! ‘

003  :       bad  influences  -    he’s  a  p  good  guy  so  i’d  LOVE  for  some  muses  to  bring  out  the  worst  in  him  

004  :       hookups  -  he  respects  women  by  providing  them  w  fire  ass  hookups  n  then  never  talking  to  them  again  KSDFKJSDHF im  kidding  ,  but  fr  he’s  down  .  give  me  ongoing  ,  former  and  ended  badly  ,  one  night  stand  ,  all  the  TEA  

005  :      inner  circle  -  i’m  always  a  sucker  for  a  good  bro  squad  (  bro  is  forever  and  always  gender  neutral  btw  )

006  :      party  friends  -    this  is  self  explanatory  y’all  !  

007  :      childhood  friends  from  malibu  /  so cal  area  -  he  basically  hasn’t  grown  up  in  like  12  yrs  besides  getting  taller  n  buffer  give  me  some  childhood  friends  ,  a  first  love  ,  former  neighbors  ,  even  a  mf  pen  pal  ?

008  :      friends  w  lingering  feelings  /  skinny  luvs  -  any  of  these  in  ANY  extent  would  be  desired  and  adored  😔✊🏼

009  :      enemies  /  ppl  who  don’t  like  him  /  he  doesn’t  fw   dfsfsd  -    bodhi’s  pretty  social  but  he  kinda  has  this  thing  against  rlly  snotty  rich  kids  so  pls  give  me  some  high  brow  muses  that  he  doesn’t  get  along  w    !  and  makes  his  life’s  effort  to  annoy  n  cause  trouble  w  !

010  :      fans  ?  -  he’s  in  a  boyband  ..  .  .  ..  tbh  it’s  not  the  least  likely  thing  in  the  world  for  him  to  have  a  stan  or  two  at  hu  ?  prettymuch  n  former  1D  stans   come  thru  DJFSJDHFKSJ

[thelowlysatsuma]

"I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP" with logan & patton!

!!! this is gonna be fUN TO WRITE! (also! changing the prompt a bit so it’s “brother” not “sister”!)

Unspoken Question and Mutually Beneficial Agreements

“I’m sorry, you said what?!”

Patton winces. “I know, I know, it’s kinda bad, but I can’t get out of it now!” He looks up at Logan, hopeful smile-grimace-thing gracing his features. “It would just be one time, I promise. Afterwards I could tell him we decided to – gosh, I dunno. Break things off, maybe? Stay friends??” He sighs pitifully. “Gosh, Logan, I’m really sorry to have to ask this of you, but I really can’t see many other options.”

The taller man pushes the glasses up the bridge of his nose. “Fine,” he mutters into the park bench they’re seated on. Patton brightens instantly, shoulders visibly slumping with relief. “Ohhhhhhhh thank you soooo much, Logan! This really means a lot to me!”

He gives his friend a quick grin. “Listen, I gotta go pick Mitti up from the airport now, but I’ll let you know the details later, okay?”

“Sounds adequate to me,” Logan replies. “Goodbye.”

“Bye Lo!”

At the sight of Patton’s retreating figure, Logan runs a hand through his already mussed hair. He’s going to act as Patton’s boyfriend for a night. In front of his younger brother. His notoriously big-mouthed younger brother. Who has a reputation for having set up no fewer than three couples in as many weeks, if the rumours are to be believed.

Logan feels the back of his neck begin to burn, and he slumps back against the bench as he attempts to decree the warmth down through sheer force of will. A fruitless endeavor, he knows from past experience, but he tries nonetheless. Then, he pulls out his phone and hits speed dial on his cousin’s number. As humiliating as it will be, he’ll need Roman’s help if he’s to get through the evening.

God, is he screwed.

“Wait, you’re telling me that Logan’s been your boyfriend this whole time?”

Logan scowls from his place just outside Patton’s front door, shivering. “Yes, Mitra, I’m dating your brother. Now may I please be let inside?”

The blonde rolls his eyes dramatically (oh-so-much like Roman, Logan privately thinks), but steps aside obligingly to let him in. Shutting the door behind the newcomer, the normally bubbly nineteen year old mock-scowls. “And I’ve toldja a million times, Lo; it’s Mitti.”

Logan raises his eyebrows. “And it’s Logan, but as you insist on referring to me by that infernal nickname, I do believe I’ll keep on using your full name, thank you.”

Mitra huffs and playfully makes to elbow his guest (really, awful manners), a move which Logan easily sidestepps, then starts chuckling gently.

“Gotta say, Lo, it’s nice to see ya again.”

A half-smile worms its way onto Logan’s face. “Likewise.”

He opens his mouth to say more, but at that moment a resounding crash echoes from upstairs, and both males wince. “I’m okay!” rings the slightly forcibly cheery cry from the kitchen, and Logan quickly squirms his way out of his coat in an attempt to more quickly check on the source of the crash, shucking off his shoes and racing his way behind Mitra up the stairs.

They find Patton scowling in the kitchen, one hand on his hip and the other, rubbing at his rapidly bruising head. He brightens as soon as he sees the two, and immediately stops pestering his injury in favour of running up to hug Logan, who pinks.

“Greetings to you as well, Patton,” he manages to stumble out, hands twitching uselessly at his sides as he stands stock still, all-too keenly aware of Mitra’s gaze laser-focused on his back. Much of his rational thought process, however, decides that that moment is a wonderful time to jump out the window as Patton leans his head in and up to his ear.

“It’s okay, Lo,” his friend breathes, and Logan is near positive he’s going to blow a fuse. “Just pretend Mitti’s not here, yeah? Pretend it’s just us hanging out. You’re doing great.”

Logan nods rapidly, then has a small heart attack as Patton pecks him on the cheek and grins up at him. And as Mitti– Mitra, he firmly reminds himself, no forgetting to bother the fake-but0-hopefully-not-such-in-the-future-boyfriend’s brother if he can help it, coos to them about how adorable they are, and how they remind him of himself when he and his own boyfriend began dating, Logan can’t help but smile back.

Sure, the little brat may be irritating, but Logan can’t deny that, in that moment, he’s grateful for his presence.

(And, much later, after dinner and board games and laughter and puns and groaning and a full ten-minute interlude when Logan and Mitra went head-to-head in a vicious battle of MarioKart while Patton filmed the entire thing, laughing his head off, after that long, full, happy night, when Patton leans in and kisses him goodnight, Logan stops thinking altogether.)

(And, a few days later, when Patton can tamp down his ear-to-ear grin that blossomed when Logan called him that fateful night and stiffly, awkwardly, haltingly asked him to dinner, while Patton’s throwing rejected outfits on the floor and Mitti’s proposing he wear an absolutely hideous floral jacket and Patton giggles through his response that he’d wear it “flor-sure”, the elder brother’s gaze lands on his phone and he smiles, small, private, and genuine, as he recalls the conversation that lead up to this entire affair.)

mittiiiiii: and ur bringing ur bf, right? to dinner?

pattoncake: shucks, i’d love to!

mittiiiiii: ugh, can’t wait. about time u started d8ing some1

pattoncake:

pattoncake: oh boy, i thought you meant best friend

pattoncake: he’s not my boyfriend, mitti

pattoncake: oh gosh, how can i ask this of him?

pattoncake: yep! i’ll ask him tonight!

mittiiiiii: \(^-^)/

dkjnknjsnjkdnjk this took me a MILLION YEARS to wrITE kjsndksdnjkHHH-

no but seriously, i’ve had this in my drafts for so long at this point and just figured out how to finish it tonight. also, in case it doesn’t really read, pat’s crossed out texts are ones he wrote but never sent!

anyways, hope you like it! and if you’re wondering who mitti is, he’s another one of my ocs, belonging to the same story as tori!

tags under cut!

@loganberrysanders @spectralheartt​ @artistgracie @coconut-cluster @falling-out-trees-101 @0beansprout0 @anony-phangirl

[applesayra]

Day 7 Prompt: Younger Self

Dear 16 year old Jazmine, Since that's what you went by primarily in your younger age. You are 16 and insecure, but you live such a lovely life that you'll look back on and smile about. I know you love your friends, your boyfriend, and your family, for most of those people are still in your life ten years later, though they fill different roles. Let's first talk about your family. Please stop being an asshole to your mom and dad. You're an angsty, hormonal jerk, but when you're writing college essays and grant applications next year and 10 years from now (because you will never stop going to school), you'll cry and appreciate every sacrifice they made for you. You'll want so badly to succeed during their lifetime so you could pay back a fraction of what they did for you. When you have boy problems, listen to Mom. She knows a lot more than you think, even if she did get married at 16. Dad is a fucking fighter. Next year you'll see a health scare, and they keep coming and he comes out stronger. You'll see where you get your stubborn nature from. Listen to their stories, though some will be repeated 8 million times, listen to their tone. Our parents are amazing. As for your brothers, the older you get, the more annoyed you'll get at how you were treated differently as a woman. Not their fault, but stand your ground. O is your hero, but he'll be human and need you back in 10 years. It really hurts to see, and at this point I don't really know how it ends but just be honest as hard as it is, but be gentle. You and I have more in common than you think. Ivan is brilliant. He is sensitive. Reactive. You become better friends and he is an amazing father to three babies who you love. L is still your sister, she's going through it but she's a bad ass, even though we both know that. As for E, just accept there are waves of good and bad between you. You love your siblings, but you have to grow up and draw boundaries. Friends: Tomorrow, I have a zoom chat with Bella, Janice, and Bobbie. You were a bridesmaid in Jordan and Ike's wedding. You're a groomswoman to Davis. You are going to Trey's wedding. You and Ro have a romance you slightly regret because it ends on weird terms, but y'all have that crazy emotional roller coaster of a saga kind of like the sad indie movies y'all loved. We're working on it but maybe someday we can be friends. Madeline and you go through ups and downs and in adulthood, know so much more about each other than you'd ever imagine at 16. You're all grown up in the blink of an eye and my current BF, Nando, is in awe at how much you love people you keep in touch with from a decade ago. It is beautiful and you know these people are the standard you hold everyone to forever, which is great because you move to Abq then NEW YORK CITY and meet so many aomazing people, and rekindle friendships like the ones you miss now at 16 (Beca and you make up for the 6th grade issues and she moves to NYC too!). Oh yeah, and you do not marry Tyler. You break his heart in two years bc you think you like Ike (ur dumb and hormonal for this, even though he's amazing), but it's good! You go to college, lose touch, and now you're BFFs with him and that guy he met in college, Kris. You're a lucky lady. Goals:You're insecure about being raised a little bit more poor and in a slightly different culture than most of your friends. First of all, they don't think your culture or money is that weird, and later, being raised like this will prove to make where you're headed more appreciated. You will get into every program you want, except the one you want right this moment, at 16 years old. You don't get into BAMD, you take the MCAT but you don't go to medical school. You go get your PhD. As I write this, I wait for my master's diploma to arrive. Forge your own path, go for everything steadfast and stop taking everything so seriously and thinking the next step will be better. We still struggle with living in the moment. That's why we go to therapy. Also, you are running the NYC marathon at 26 years old, just like you wanted you cheesy asshole. Also, you met someone who loves puns as much, or more than you. He's annoying AF but you love the shit out of him and he treats you like you're GOLD. Also, you never stop being nostalgic so please just embrace it, start going to therapy, and learn how to live in the moment while still being excited for the future and APPRECIATING the past without wanting to reach out to everyone you've seen naked just bc something made you think of them. I love you now, ten years later! Sayra (bc that's what we go by now)

[niicolc]

     hello  hey  what’s  good  hunnies,  i’m  rollin  up  late  but  uh  !!   my  name’s  maia,  21+  y/o  living  it  up  in  the  ast  part  of  the  world  and  uh  listen  i  don’t  have  discord  bc  i’m  a  literal  grandma  when  it  comes  to  keeping  up  with  all  the  new  means  of  being  social  lmao  so  if  you  would  like  to  chat  and / or  plot ??  just  shoot  me  an  im  on  here —  i’m  usually  always  mobile  &  i  obviously  love  to  talk  a  lot !  and  i’m  a  heaux  for  dramatic / angst-fuelled  plots .. just  a  little  fyi … i’m  excited !!  so  anyway !!!  onto  the  Idiot  of  the  Hour  you’re  actually  here  to  read  about;  my  darling  nicole.  i  have  a  pinterest  board  for  her  HERE  ,  her  stats  page  set  up  HERE  ,  and  a  connections  page  HERE  which  as  you  can  see  is  bare  as  all  hell  so  let’s  plot  <3

     virginia gardner .  cis female .  she / her .  ／  nicole  porter  just  pulled  up  blasting  prophet  by  king  princess—  that  song  is  so  them !  you  know,  for  a  twenty  three  year  old  actress,  i’ve  heard  they’re  really  -inquisitive,  but  that  they  make up  for  it  by  being  so  +piquant.  if  i  had  to  choose  three  things  to  describe  them,  i’d  probably  say  silk  robes,  vanilla  vodka  &  berry  liqueur,  knotted  cherry  stems.  here’s  to  hoping  they  don’t  cause  too  much  trouble !

okay so homegirl here has had it pretty easy her entire life. both of her parents are well established in the industry ( which is actually how they met; mr & mrs smith style u know ... sfdgsg ) & household names, featuring in several blockbuster hits. like the infamous philosopher dr justin roberts once said: “six figures, i was only four”, nicole was born with several silver spoons in her mouth. while most would assume she’s a straight up trust fund punk, though, she inherited her parents’ impeccable work ethic and talent to a fault.

as an only child and therefore sole heir to the porter estate, her parents have been on nic’s ass her entire life to give her absolute best in everything she does. health, school, sports, friendships, relationships, the whole shebang. raised as a poster child, her marks were always near the top of her class, she excelled in the ballet classes her mother insisted nic attend since she was a little girl, took on leading roles in almost every school play / musical, and even tried her hand in softball. but it wasn’t until she hit her mid adolescent years, that her focus on going to university and becoming the world’s next best neurosurgeon faltered.

after graduating high school with exemplary marks, instead of taking the opportunity to potentially thrive in the big leagues of the surgical world, nicole opted to stick to her creative roots, following in his parents’ footsteps. she auditioned for several roles, acting small parts here and there, but it wasn’t until she landed a role on fox’s musical show glee ( as quinn fabray ) that nicole earned her stripes and leaped to stardom. since then, she’s also made big waves with her role in house at the end of the street ( as elissa ), starred in an episode of black mirror ( as yorkie in san junipero ), and even voiced a video game character for until dawn ( as jessica riley ).

wanted connections ; 1) ok so uh she obviously needs her cast mates / ppl she’s worked with. hc glee is just in its third/fourth season rn so uh......gimme some glee cast. also somebody pls somebody give nic the kelly to her yorkie oml. past & present ( & future ?? if y’all wanna plot somethin cool like that idk ).   2) also on that note, maybe a fellow actor/actress that she’s worked with &  hooked up / had relations with?? but that would be kept v lowkey bc her pr wants her to be single ( and so does she tbh bc commitment freaks her out dsfkhgdfg ) so that would be a loAD of angst huh.   3) she need her some fwb / hook up type deals, whether they be a regular occurrence or a one time thing. sweet girl is lowkey hypersexual.   4) ex gfs/bfs!! i don’t see her having like… a SHIT load of exes bc she tries to stay away from relationships but probably anywhere between 1-4?? whether they be on good terms, bad terms, lingering feelings, maybe a publicity stunt, etc. i’m cool with whatever.   5) how about some enemies tho. like… idk man i’m SURE there are ppl she rubs the wrong way bc she’s a pretty nosey girl lmao. or maybe they think she’s fake. or maybe there’s some acting rivalry or publicity rivalry or she broke ur bff’s heart?? the possibilities are endless.   6) some PARTY PALS!!!! girl loves to hit up the clubs / events, dress to the nines & drink fine wine. ppl she is regularly seen with, either out in public or at awards shows, etc.