#where i hc that man loves a pun and all the dad jokes

[asteriasfallingstarsandtears]

Stepping (mostly) away from the 14 Fandom has definitely allowed me to re-evaluate how I feel about characters and other things in the game and how much of it was just me trying to fit in or swayed by public opinion.

Like, I still love G'raha, but most people I was associated with didn't so much so I never really discussed him except as part of my Hadestown AU. I still prefer his Crystal Exarch and Crystal Tower versions over his Endwalker. Hope in Dawntrail he can chill out a little over the hero worship but I also know some people like that, but also my dude, we saved the universe together, you don't need to uwu me.

Still really enjoy Emet-Selch, Lahabrea and Elidibus in my own interpretations of them being sad old men. I like all three of them slowly losing their minds, or quickly in Lahabrea's case I guess, and Elidibus being a shell of what he was with few attachments and memories, driven only by the barest memory of Duty, Love and his other half's need to feed on Aether (Zodiark, personal HC of why he keeps demanding more and more sacrifices, it takes a lot of aether to power something so massive for so long and do the miracles such as fixing the aethereal balance and rejuvenating the planet). Emet losing himself over and over chasing half ghosts of Azem over Millenia does something to me, I HC he made the Hyth shade out of loneliness and imbued too much of himself in it, making it too much of Hythlodaeus but also too much Emet and it reminds him of it every time he sees it. Lahabrea likewise chased his family over the eons, seeing his son die and be reborn over and over on top of the personal horrors he must feel for actively working to destroy the Star just to remake it probably wrung what little stability he had left in his mind post rejoining of the Hephaistos half. Not to mention 12k years of Athena insidiously whispering in his ears from the Heart.

The Scions, I like them, Alisaie is still my favorite little sister for my WoL, and Alphinaud for all he's annoying at first, really endeared himself to me in later expacs. They are Family with a capital F to my WoL, to the point she would have murdered Forchenault for disowning them if she had had the opportunity. I have very strong feelings on disownment for seemingly petty seeming reasons, having had it happen to myself. It was very much a Immediate Hatred Of Character Moment. Sure he had A Reason but I still stand there and side eye him hard.

Thancred remains a favourite as well, I like the personal growth he goes through, how he changes from the rakish bard with a silver tongue to a sad and broken man to sad broken dad to someone who at the end of the world gave everything he could to save his family from total destruction. I also appreciate his morbid jokes as someone who likewise feels just broken sometimes, who doesn't want to sometimes burn the world down makes me cackle so much.

Y'shtola I also rather still like, especially when she's allowed to be a bit, and pardon the pun, catty. She grew up with Matoya, cattiness was her bread and butter. Let a queen live her dream of world hopping and sassy retorts. The magical girl routine and the end of patch 6.5 where she's like There is no other version of this spell, right WoL? Makes me so happy.

Urianger I have mixed feelings on, mostly because I just don't understand him as a character. I know he's supposed to be all Mysterious and stuff but I really just standing man when he's expositioning. It's probably a thing to do with his Shakespearean way of speaking when no one else does (I guess Hydaelyn kinda does). He's fine.

Krile, I really like her in general. She's a side character that made it to main character status and I'm so proud of her. She makes me happy with how she is somehow the cutest cat ear wearing girl but also the terrifying creature that haunts Estinien's dreams. I look forward to seeing her shine more in Dawntrail.

More Thoughts (tm) Later.

[themurderofcrowscollective]

Some batfam hcs that keep me breathing in a good way

(I'm on a roll, woo!) I have a lot of HCs for the batfamily, and each individual kid/adult in said batfamily. Dick: - He's always down for cuddles. - When people admire his physique, he uses it as fuel cause body positivity go brrr. - He tries to be hip with the kids but he sometimes talks like how he did in the 90s and so he blames Bruce for ruining his vocabulary. He's even slowly starting to resort to dad jokes and bad puns. Jason and Tim record those times where Dick can't say anything modern. - I don't care if this is already a thing, Dick is the momma bird to his siblings when Bruce is away on business/in space. - His cooking is terrible so Alfred banned him from the kitchen. Jason: - The Devil reincarnated, most of the time Tim starts any other argument-turned-into-a-fight but sometimes, just a few times, Jason is the reason. He pretends that Tim started it though. - Surprisingly, his hugs are greater than Dick's, so when he offers a hug you better get it and cherish every moment of it because they're often rare. If he really needs a hug though, he'll lay in your arms because physical touch helps with a possible incoming mental breakdown or panic attack. - In my opinion he's stronger than most of the boys while being on par with Bruce, so he'd be the one to often do one trip when it comes to the groceries being taken out of the family van. - Speaking of muscles, he and Bruce have this tournament on who can get the most buff by the end of the year. So far they're at a tie again. - Alfred saw the culinary potential in Jason while he was young, so Jason knows quite a lot of Alfred's recipes and keeps them as a secret. His cooking is to die for too, which is why everyone looks to Jason for breakfast/lunch/dinner while Alfred is away. Tim: - Yep, he's a sarcastic, coffee-consuming tech-wizard feral gremlin but he's a sweetheart if you get to know him, which can happen if you either have an interest in what he's ranting about or give him offerings which would mostly be coffee, energy drinks, food, or useful information about a case. - He's the king of staying awake for a month straight, no one can best him in a competition. The only other son to nearly get close enough was Jason out of sheer willpower and rage. - Can't sleep? Tim is always awake so he'll be alright if you chill with him until you're tired enough. - Alfred has caught him on many occasions during the middle of the night making his 10th cup of coffee, and speaking of staying up all night, you best be wary of the hallways throughout the manor because it's widely believed that Tim goes feral after his 11th night of staying awake. - He radiates chaotic dumbass vibes while being the smart one, so if he's out on patrol as Red Robin while having no sleep at all, you best keep him on a leash because he will try to see if he can fly. Damian: - Surprisingly enough, Jason holds the Devil reincarnated title but Damian is a little demon or in Tim's case, an eldritch horror either way. - He can watch so many scary movies at any given moment and not once be disturbed about it. Superman may be the man of steel but Damian holds the title of 'Nerves Of Steel' with pride, which also has him have an advantage of inhaling Scarecrow's toxins. It's rare to see Damian express fear which is by far the most suppressed emotion, so if Damian is scared then something is very wrong. - I know this is already a thing, but Damian is great with animals and even greater with children younger than him. He won't express it, but he is greatly honored when he gets to hold a baby with the parents' consent. - We love a rabid gremlin willing to fight more to protect his family. - The other three have a special sort of interaction with Damian, so they all have a differing opinion on him.

[the-storming-sea]

i dont go here but give me your wrightquill hcs

oh my god a wrightquill ask?? **starts violently shaking my raft**

Because AA5 kinda erases AA4 Phoenix's character we are just. not acknowledging it. Instead we get a lawyer with AA4 Phoenix's personality bc that makes sense in my head, which intrigues Simon bc this Phoenix Wright is not the Phoenix Wright he heard about from his law classes

pulling in my own au here where the first time Phoenix meets Simon is actually during the 7 year gap as a favor to Miles. Phoenix was instructed to study Simon and see if he was a trustworthy man. while he still did not understand Simon after that, he's pretty convinced that Simon wasn't a murderer after that

he keeps coming back to play poker with Simon after that, whenever Kristoph starts getting under his skin. Simon can't complain – it gets lonely as fuck in jail – but he is a little confused

unfortunately they bond. its what happens when you both have overwhelming feelings of guilt revolving around protecting your weird little girl while being blamed for the law world absolutely going to shit

They also bond over the mortifying ordeal of caring about someone who wasn't who they said they were and said person also trying to kill them at some point, bc thats an oddly hyperspecific situation they can both relate to

they will occasionally play poker together on terrible evil days when they want to exist as their worst selves

Anyways after Simon's exonerated and he's had his mental breakdown, Phoenix is the most helpful in bringing Simon back to semi-normal life (along with Athena) because Phoenix knows what it's like to be forced to get back to normalcy after living approx. seven years on the edge

indulging in my asian-american nature for a moment. Simon is half Japanese while Phoenix is completely Japanese but is a immigrated to America at a very young age and is not in touch with his culture at ALL. He thought he didn't care about his culture until he started talking with Simon and then he realized that unfortunately he cares A Lot. So Simon gets to infodump on him while Phoenix gets to learn

The first time one of them kisses the other, Phoenix kisses Simon's cheek in front of the rest of the WAA and then just LEAVES, turning off his phone, and subjecting Simon to the WAA's questioning like the smug bastard he is

both Simon and Taka are big fans of the stubble

Simon makes a lot of bird jokes/phoenix jokes at Phoenix's expense bc you know. birds. jokes on Simon, they forgot to inform him that Phoenix is a dad pun menace

As is customary for every person Phoenix dates/is friends with, Simon loves the Steel Samurai and watches it religiously with Miles, Maya, and Trucy at Phoenix's apartment. Phoenix will never escape the Steel Samurai. half of his apartment is covered with Steel Samurai Merch.

They're some of the only people who can handle each other's sense of deadpan morbid humor (aside from Ema ofc). Hearing them joke around is kind of terrifying for anyone involved

[drc00l4tt4]

CAN I PLEASW GET MORE BOOZOO HEADCANONS / IMAGINES.. I MADE A TUMBLR TO ASK THIS 🙏🙏

THATS- THAT'S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE. OF COURSE I WILL GIVE YOU MORE BOOZOO HEADCANONS, I LOVE HIM /gen /pos

I don't know specifically what you were asking for, so I'll just jot down my favorite headcanons I have for the versions of him ^^

Bunny Farm Boozoo;; Basic Hc

Boozoo is incredibly soft. Not personality wise, but he's soft hugs and cuddles wise

His personality is usually bubbly but he's not an "UwU Soft Boi" if you get what I mean

He just loves seeing everyone smile

One time a kid was crying because they couldn't get a toy so he and Banny gave him one in hopes no one would notice

Everyone noticed

They just didn't mind it because it made the kid stop sobbing

He is a very respectful fellow

The first time he misgendered someone he started crying

He felt so bad he literally gave them a free burger

He has a good family (I like to imagine)

His dad is the brother of Scrooge Boozoo (Scroozoo-?) so Scroozoo is his uncle

(I mostly headcanon that because I don't think Boozoos Ghosts was correlated with real lore so I figured if Scroozoo was in a special, he probably exists somewhere)

Both of his parents are alive and well :>

He loves puns

He will tell you a pun

He's a bit forgetful and he feels bad when he forgets important things (such as the festival-)

He cares a lot about making people happy so the forgetfulness makes him feel bad most of the time

(he will forget your name until he knows you for about a week)

Showstoppers Boozoo;; Basic Hc

He's a very respectful fellow

(Not that Bunny Farm Boozoo isn't, but Showstopper Boozoo is more professional about everything)

No overalls outfit :'(

He does magic more than he does anything else

He does like to tell jokes though

Has never misgendered anyone

Uses "They/Them" if he doesn't know your identity (because he thinks it's more polite than assuming)

He loves to give hugs

He will hug you the second you say "can I have a hu-" you'll be in his arms before you even finish

He loves all of his audience

He doesn't really have a family???

He was always at Bon's Burgers so he doesn't really know his orgins

(Scroozoo isn't his uncle in this regard)

He counts Banny as a sister though

Boozoos Ghosts Boozoo;; Basic Hc

Nasty

Nasty Rich Man

(I love him but he's very mean)

I don't think his parents were as great as Bunny Farm Boozoo's were

They were probably rich and that's where Scroozoo inherited the money from

His parents were neglectful and only showed "love" through gifts, which meant he didn't really know how actual love felt

He is only greedy because that's how his parents let him grow up, and they never taught him consequence

Which is why he actually got upset and felt bad when he realized how horrible of a person he actually was

(I like to imagine that if he lived, he would've been like Scrooge. Giving to the poor and helping out Banny, since he knows what they're going through now)

(Old habits would die hard though and he'd probably occasionally go back to "money money money" but then he'll snap back)

[mrs-hatake]

Hello! Can I request hc for Zoro, Law, and Ace realizing they are in love with their female best friend and how they’d confess

Zoro

• oh boy, where do i start with this one? homeboy is clueless AF about his own emotions.

• let’s face it, zoro isn’t like all the other men. he isn’t into romance and he isn’t the type to get jealous at all.

• hes also the kind of man that knows that you can depend and rely on yourself so he doesn’t really see himself as your provider or savior.

• which is perhaps that’s how you caught his attention. your fighting skills, your bravery and quick thinking on your feet was very admirable. he starts to notice you more.

• it starts simple and innocent. him asking you to work out with him. then, hed help you train by engaging in close kombat mock fights. sanji is livid by this because “DON’T HARM THE PRETTY GIRL, YOU GREEN COLORED APE!” but zoro pays him no mind.

• after your many training and workouts, one day finds you resting your head on zoro’s chest while taking a nap on deck. usopp and chopper were chuckling at how oblivious zoro was because he didn’t want to move you and risk waking you up, you’ve been working too hard.

• these kind of interactions go on for a very long time and neither of you discuss your emotions to each other but, one night, after celebrating the defeat of some navy fleet that tried to arrest you, you and zoro found yourselves heavily making out.

• the day after that found you in zoro’s bed, naked and in his arms.

• “so, does this mean we’re a couple now?”

• zoro shrugged.

• “gues we are.” you replied through a yawn and fell back asleep cuddled up to zoro.

Law

• law offhandedly noticed that you had attractive features but didn’t think too much of it.

• it wasn’t until later when he started to get to know you and have a good idea of what kind of person you truly were did law notice a shift.

• he realized that he was crushing on you, hard, though he stomped on those feelings. he was still traumatized after what had happened with corazon. law didn’t allow for himself to be vulnerable like that ever again.

• it was hard. it was hard to spend every single day with you and pretend that he didn’t love you. to carry on with your days as captain and subordinate.

• he wasn’t the type of person who would lose sleep or appetite over the matter but he does obsessively think about it whenever his mind wasn’t focusing on something crucial.

• it wasn’t until after his fight with donflamingo and law had witnessed your tear stained cheeks as you watched his ripped arm get reattached did he finally succumb to his emotions.

• it was a dramatic and slightly cliched confession of love. his dry hand cupping your cheek as his thumb wiped away your tears.

• “i’m sorry.” hed apologize in a soft and hoarse tone of voice.

• he was met with a passionate kiss on the lips.

Ace

• ACE IS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND.

• seriously though, it’s love at first sight for this boy.

• he takes advantage of this opportunity to get closer to you and he’s so annoying????

• cheesy pick up lines, bad puns and dad jokes galore.

• hes always trying to impress you whether with his abs, fighting skills or his award winning smile.

• but ace has a soft side. he’s a sensitive man and he didn’t open up to you as easily as he thought he would.

• it took time to get through the thick walls that hid a bundle of insecurities and self loath.

• he was ashamed to feel this way, ashamed that you knew he felt this way.

• but, he allowed himself to heal. not because of you, but because of himself. you were there for support and comfort and he appreciated it immensely.

• ace would probably give you a promise ring or a locket with a picture of the both of you smiling before he sets off to find blackbeard.

• he writes to you whenever he has the chance. his letters, though full of grammar and spelling mistakes, were filled with love.

• he’d write about his brief adventure with luffy and his crew, how proud he was of his little brother.

• how much he misses you and can’t wait to be in your company again.

• he ends the letter with something cheesy that has you playfully rolling your eyes.

• it was sweet, it was pure but it was never lasting.

[hypmicdaydreams]

HCs about Kuko and Sasara switching bodies (based on the ARB event) ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ

I love this idea so much omg. That was definitely one of my favorite arb events, and it's such a shame we never got to see Kuko or Sasara 😔 Would’ve loved to see DH and BAT weirded out by the sudden shift in personalities lol. Thank you sm for the request, and I hope you enjoy 💕

𝗞𝘂𝗸𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀

Kuko

when he woke up, kuko didn’t really notice that something was wrong right away given that he tried to go back to sleep. the sun was way too bright for that now, however...wait, sun?

he usually got up way before the sun was high in the sky in order to clean around the temple, and kuko never did get to sleep in as his dad always woke him up early if he ever did so

plus, everything was quiet, too quiet. he didn’t hear the creaky floorboards of the temple or the wind that always rustled the chimes set outside or the voice of his father yelling at him to get up already

that’s when he realizes something’s amiss. and sure enough, when he looked around the room and at the mirror, he realized that he was in sasara’s body

don’t really think he’s one to freak out about it too much. probably accepts that this is reality now and moves on or that it’s some sort of sign

i feel like he’d just go about his day as usual and explore osaka, as if he wasn’t stuck in the body of an old friend

definitely doesn’t take into account sasara’s image in the city, easily getting into fights if he feels the need to do so and acting as hes always had

(probably ruins sasara’s image a tiny bit. a grown man cussing out everyone and saying such vulgar things surely wasn’t a good look lol)

kuko doesn’t know the first thing about comedy, and he doesn’t really try to understand it. when he’s at sasara’s workplace or whenever fans came up and asked him to crack a joke, he simply responded with

“the fuck? i don’t know any jokes,” completely forgetting the fact that he was now a renowned comedian

tonight’s comedy show was surely to be a disaster if this mess wasn’t sorted out by then, and he really wasn’t keen on completely destroying the poor man’s image

so kuko reaches out to the other members of dotsuitare hompo for help, though meeting them was entertaining in and of itself

he tries explaining to them how he was actually kuko harai rather than sasara, but at first, rosho assumes that it was actually just sasara messing around and gets angry. and well, he couldn’t tell what rei was thinking

definitely gets into an argument with rosho over the fact that he was in fact kuko and not sasara, though he doesn’t seem to understand or even believe it

“i’m tellin’ ya, i’m kuko!”

at his loud outburst, rosho felt inclined to believe sasara, er, kuko considering how sasara didn’t have a temper like that. rei, on the other hand, seemed to have no problem believing it, almost as if he knew something that they didn’t

rei’s actually the first to suggest that perhaps chuohku had something to do with it, though it was in an almost roundabout way (kuko certainly didn’t appreciate the vibes he gave off)

for now, however, they were off to nagoya

Sasara

he did not appreciate being woken up at the brink of dawn one bit, but first of all, where even was he, and who was that yelling at him to get up already?

certainly freaked out when he looked in the mirror and saw that he was stuck in kuko’s body, someone he hadn’t seen in quite a long time

rather than panic, however, he’d accept the situation for now and try his best to gather clues to try and figure out what had happened for such a paranormal thing to occur

sasara did indeed panic a little when it struck him that if kuko was still the same as he remembered and was indeed stuck in his body, then his reputation as a comedian would be ruined

temple life was quite difficult on him seeing as kuko’s dad was giving him orders on what to do despite how fatigued sasara felt for waking up so early

the cleaning was tedious and backbreaking; he didn’t really understand any of the sermons, teachings, or anything of the sort; and to make matters worse, sasara only got in more trouble each time he tried to crack jokes

sheesh, no one seemed to appreciate his sense of humor

sasara didn’t really know what kuko did all day besides help out at the temple or hang out around the streets of nagoya, so he was most likely quite bored, at least when he wasn’t doing chores

plus, it’s not like sasara could continue with kuko’s training considering he didn’t know anything about it

most likely rummages through his room looking for something to do, reading his shounen manga or listening to his music, though most of the time he just sat there and did nothing. there wasn’t much to do afterwards

i can see him having a bit of fun with both hitoya and jyushi when he runs into them, acting like he really was kuko who had a change of heart

he’d constantly be cracking jokes or saying lame puns, which probably scared them a bit

they’ve never seen ‘kuko’ so happy-go-lucky before?? or at least not constantly smiling. they had no idea what got into their dear leader

jyushi was pretty much welcoming this change, however, as freaked out as he was in the beginning. kuko seemed much less scary now, and sure the puns might’ve been lame, but at least he was much more friendly!

hitoya, on the other hand, couldn’t help but think that he himself was dreaming. i mean, no rude remarks? no ‘shitty lawyer’?? did kuko eat something rotten for breakfast?

sasara doesn’t give in that easily upon hitoya’s interrogation and keeps up the front, though when he realizes that he didn’t believe a word he said, sasara decided to just come clean

well, that definitely made more sense as to why ‘kuko’ was acting so strangely

they don’t quite know what to do in such a situation, so all three of them decide that their best bet was to meet up with dotsuitare hompo to try and figure out what was going on

[clonecaptains]

can we see the essay????

ajkhkJGHKSGJHKJ omg ok so this is my "why ted lasso is my soulmate" - i made my friends read this, but im tweaking it a little for this post because in my first one i felt like i left out too much! sorry this is long :x

so i started the show because my best bud @clonecaptainrex recommended it to me and i just on a whim started it. i had no idea what it was about, all i'd seen was random stuff about roy (cuz he's every fuckin' where ;) ) and jason sudeikis was in it. ive loved sudeikis on snl over the years but i'd not seen him in much else.

pretty soon after i started watching it - i fell in love w/ ted's character. i was already intrigued because he's an american football coach and ive had this football coach fantasy since i was?? 11? maybe? of marrying a football coach alkgjsgsj cuz i LOVE football (go cowboys!) so that was the first thing that got my attention.

if ur reading this im assuming you've watched the show. or maybe not! but if you do watch it - then you know how SWEET ted is. the overall sweetness and dorkiness and THE PUNS got me good. im the pun queen of my friend group and all of ted's dumb lil puns and dad jokes had me in tears.

there's such a comfort w/ ted tho. warmth. he's like a warm tight hug or a mug of hot cocoa in your hands, sweet to the taste. he's happy, eager, FUNNY. even when ppl are awful and unkind to him he still forgives them and smiles anyways. even when it hurts. and whenever anyone hurt him i was ready to burn the world down for him.

the way he remembers things about people?? the lil treats and gifts he makes? one of my biggest things is i often feel 'overlooked' and he's the type who wouldn't like that happen. and it's like?? knowing that he'd look after me had me emotional. he's such a hype man. and toxic masculinity who?? wearing nail polish to practice cuz he wanted to help rebecca find the right color??? and how when he slept w/ sassy she noted how EAGER he was to please her?? omg every word out of his mouth made me laugh or smile and my face would hurt after each ep just from smiling. he's encouraged me?? and i just. he lifted my spirits so much my therapist even noticed.

and his anxiety issues? omg. that spoke to me and i get him. it made me hurt for him. but i love knowing that he would understand. but even still he's positive thru all the pain he's been thru - and that's why i try to do in my life. this is the more~ personal part but ted makes me feel SAFE. you're not waiting around for the other shoe to drop. and he's NOTHING like my dad who i have tremendous issues w/. ted is so nonthreatening and that's not like brownie points for him - i just love how that makes me feel.

sudeikis is tall and has more of a normal/dad bod body type and i LOVE. ive always been into tall boys and he has hella chest hair which if you know me is like. my thing. yeah jason can get it LOL but this just plays into more reasons why i love ted ya know? w/ like,,, every other fictional character i love - there's always a thirst element. if yall know me then you know oscar isaac is My Dude. and ive seen every little thing he's been in and thirsted over it all (not to say i don't love domestic and fluff hcs just as much as thotty ones) but like when i saw dune i had a full on crisis over duke leto spitting on the table. but w/ ted?? WITH TED?? he makes me feel like im in 6th grade and the guy i have a crush on just said hi to me and i wanna go home and scream into my pillow and talk to my friends about it for an hour. i almost CRIED thinking about holding ted's hand ok. i honestly don't remember the last time i had a crush like this that felt so ?? innocent?? or just like LGKJSKHJGWHJGKJAH about his whole being?? not just how he looks or thirst or whatever. it's like? thirst was an AFTER thought for me w/ ted. it's almost like i couldn't HANDLE thinking about it. something about it feels different w/ him and?? idk how to put it into words.

i wanna do everything w/ ted. idc what it is. i wanna go to a birthday party with him. do holidays or go to the zoo. watch tv. watch football together ahhh. he would make everything fun and he's the exact kinda person i wanna marry and it hit me so hard watching it.

there's a line - i can't remember the exact wording - but he's talking to the players about growing up and ted mentions a girl making him feel squiggly inside. that line was in my head for days. it made my stomach churn. the mere thought of someone like him feeling like that about me??

but here's the real kicker - sweet ted is a southern boy. and im from the south too. hearing his southern accent gets me feeling all kinds of ways. seeing him hold the door open for women and his just general cheery attitude and his southernisms is all such a comfort to me. i KNOW ppl like him. he's what southern ppl should be like, and they do exist.

if youve read all this then hello and thank you LOL. but the point is that ted makes me feel safe and i could see myself being happy w/ him in any capacity. i just wanna be around him. i wanna do anything and everything w/ him.

there's more i could say and some more VERY personal things i could say but maybe some other time.

i suppose for yall to really know how much he's my soulmate you'd have to know ME lol but this is a lot of why im considering him my fictional character soulmate. thank yall for reading~!

[sinkix]

Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy​ for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~ 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

 I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this” 

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

 “But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

i-

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai 

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just- 

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.” 

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks 

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said 

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

[cosmica-candy]

!! Sparky do you have any particular headcanons of 1010 and/or their dads because I see em and is like :0!!

(Badically what is ur hcs of them?)

SNOW ❄️

Snow has gifted child syndrome, His hair had streaks of pastel mint, but the dye used wore off through his life, Snow loves to garden! Snow loves to garden, he has a little area in the middle of the mansion full of his favorite flowers that he tends to every day, Snow is actually quiet mature and responsible, being the leader of 1010, but he's also quite nervous,he's very kindhearted, but also not trusting due to other using his kindess for his own gain, Extremely protective of his three younger brothers, Neo being the most "frail" in his eyes, he behaves like a third parent

AQUOS🛸

Aquos is the quiet and collected one, but he harbors alot of sadness from a period of time where nova was very absent from his life. It was Aquos that introduced Nova to Neon, and it was Aquos and Nova that grew the tightest bond between the family, before Nova split out of fear of commitment and coming out. Aquos spent years in depression strumming his guitar waiting for his space dad to return, and even after he did, Aquos still battles with social anxiety and depression that he's learning to manage thanks to the help of his supportive family. He has photo sensitivity due to a programming error that keeps on popping up so he chooses to have transition lenses in his glasses Aquos is also the only instrumentalist on 1010, he's learned to play the piano, guitar, and violin over the years, and sometimes has solo concerts that he used to dedicate to Nova

SOL🍒

Total hopeless romantic, He falls head over heels for any man who sees him as him and NOT just a member of 1010. Sol has the most energy out of any 1010 member, too much for his own good, he's prone to losing focus on things and if he's not moving he'll get grumpy. He's often the most aggressive out of all five boys, but only playfully so and not from any sort of malice. He has many active hobbies including parkour, running, and gymnastics that help him manage his abundant energy. He's also secretly really sweet, and this can be seen the most around his baby brother Neo. Sol is the only one to have a full name Solaris being his full name

STELLOS💫

Stellos is the smile that is the face of 1010, he never ceases to stop telling jokes, even when it comes to the annoyance of others. His bright bubbly personality is true, but underneath hides a deep fear of being alone, which is why he's so desperate to make others laugh and smile. His twin Sol has helped him deal with that fear many times. There is no greater moment in Stellos day, than when he gets to crack a joke so bad it causes someone to hunch over in cringe, he loves puns and dad jokes. He also loves to bake, primarily the sweet things that Sol is often the first to taste and eat. Stellos is also the BIGGEST of the 1010 boys, although his typical 1010 uniform is great at hiding his extra muscle mass. He uses his bulky frame to protect his brothers the most. Snow might be the leader, but Stellos is the shield

NEO🌱

Neo was built after Nova and Neon's reunion, out of the spare parts that Neon had left over from the first four boys, which explains his smaller frame. However whenever he goes on stage he makes sure to put on his leg extenders to match his brothers height. Neo is the youngest, and is treated as such. Often being babied by his two dads and his older brothers, as he is still developing. Neo suffered from heart problems due to the scrap piece nature of his build, it was a troubling time that for a while left Neo sealed off from the rest of the world, but Neon eventually managed to build him a core that worked in place of his heart. Neo enjoys playing with colored blocks that he assembles into spaceships and castles, coloring in coloring books, and spending time with his big brothers, which he still tries to emulate. Neo has a pet bunny named salad that neon created to keep him safe. Neo has been known to get into some mischief with sol and also has a habit of kicking people he doesn't like in the shins, although it takes a lot for neo not to like you.

NAME TRIVIA🌈

If you notice each of them at least has one O in their name that is actually supposed to be a zero! Neo was always supposed to be the youngest of the team, Neo correlates with new.

So new child, new model (And also plants) aquos was supposed to have a more aquatic thing to him thus his name having the suffix "aqua"

The name soul is used because in Spanish "sol" means sun and the hot firey blazing sun?

Stellos was Actually originally designed to be a girl, having the name "Stella" but after some thinking I decided to have him as a boy, thus came the name Stellos

Snow was easy come up with because his whole theme is monochrome black and white and I got the name snow from his white hair uncreative but eh

[gayoperatorgunclub]

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our beautiful ladies is right indeed. in this household we STAN WOMEN

i might answer both of them for like all of these, and just write stuff for both scenarios (think my proposal hcs). anyways here are your hcs!

3 (Who would wrap the other in a blanket when the other one has a bad day?) - emmanuelle: whenever taina is having a rough go of it, emmanuelle will build a nest out of pillows and blankets on their bed, obtain all the snacks, prepare every season of taina’s favorite brazilian soap opera, as well as any other shows they enjoy or are currently binging, and waits. once taina comes home, she’s greeted by emmanuelle on the counter, a rose between her teeth, in the “draw me like one of your french girls” pose. taina just stares at her. she gets off the counter, tries her best to pick taina up, and struggles to carry her to their bedroom. taina just kind of hangs there, letting it happen. she’s too tired for this. when she actually looks around their room and sees all the blankets, the pilot of  Além do Tempo ready on the TV, bowls of her favorite snacks scattered on every flat surface, she pulls emmanuelle into a kiss, and maneuvers them to the bed, where they spend the rest of the day laying around and holding one another 

taina: she will sneak up on emmanuelle and just. turn her into a blanket burrito, then carry her home where they can talk in private and cuddle without interruptions

13 (Who takes longer getting ready?) - in a surprise twist no one saw coming, taina! that face paint takes forever to get perfect, whereas emmanuelle has perfected the art of sleeping in her uniform so that she has more time to sleep, or, more frequently, assist her girlfriend with her facepaint before they have to be at work 

23 (Who likes to wear the other’s sweatshirts?) - emmanuelle! there is a four inch height difference between these two, plus, she just really likes the way taina smells, so it’s not uncommon for taina’s clothing to go missing, especially her sweatshirts. the first time it happened, she had been extremely confused until one day when emmanuelle came rushing into a meeting wearing her pajamas, wrapped in a blanket, and absolutely drowning in one of taina’s hoodies. taina begins wearing her hoodies more often so they smell more like her for longer, and emmanuelle’s appreciation is obvious 

33 (Who will have sex in any place and at any time?) - emmanuelle: she was horny earlier, she’s horny now, and she will be horny later. despite this, taina has seriously considered getting her a tiara with how little work she does in bed unless she’s in a very specific mood 

taina: usually she’s almost prudish (probably because Men Are Trash but she’s working on not letting what others say affect her as much), but when she’s horny, she’s horny. evacuate the area, and get her emmanuelle ASAP, lest she decide to expel her energy by throwing knives into the visor of aleksander’s helmet 

43 (Who starts the hand-holding?) - taina! she just reaches for emmanuelle’s hand and keeps staring straight ahead, refusing to acknowledge that anything out of the ordinary is occurring 

53 (Who has an adorable sneeze and who sneezes so aggressively they pull a muscle?) - taina will rarely sneeze, refuses to in public lest it fuck up her face paint, but the one time she’s let one slip she was in the medbay, and she and gustave made direct eye contact for god knows how long before she finally threatened to tell olivier about gustave’s Secret Family Farm. emmanuelle is not allowed inside the workshop if she’s sick, or if anybody is working with something that will cause dust to circulate, because the one time she came in with a cold, she sneezed so hard she startled shuhrat into accidentally triggering his matryoshkas, gave chul kyung a panic attack, and scared james so badly he leaped into mark’s arms. now, whenever she enters the workshop, there’s always some allergy medication waiting for her, courtesy of dominic 

63 (Which of your OTP gets emotionally attached to the characters in a show and has to be comforted by the other one when a main character dies?) - emmanuelle has to ban certain telenovelas from their household due to the effect they have on taina. she once came home to find taina crying into a tub of ice cream, and, upon being questioned, weakly gestured to the TV, where a funeral scene was occurring in the new telenovela she’d been watching 

73 (Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?) -  taina loves dad jokes taina loves dad jokes taina loves dad jokes!!! she has a book of them she carries with her at All Times. emmanulle just smiles and laughs like “ahaha yeah hi taina we both know my name’s not hungry now can we please order pizza or something” 

83 (Who initiates cuddling sessions?) - they both do! emmanuelle will do it whenever the spirit moves her, whereas taina will only ever initiate in the comfort of their own home or if she ever feels that maybe håvard is getting a bit too close with his whore self and she needs to assert her dominance over the White Man trying to steal her girl. check yourself, boy  

[inqua]

headcanons about the uhhhhh elihec family? (i was alternatively going to say: "hey can i get uhhhhhh elihec headcanons, bc you seem like the elihec lord and frankly i love that, and your art)

(every time ppl ask me for hcs I kinda. don’t know how to answer bc I generally do drawing better than writing;;;)

but under the cut

most of these are modern au bc it’s more memeable and also I hate myself

- eli and hec are so shamelessly affectionate that roy and lili make gag gestures to each other every time their dads get mushy, especially in public

- they’ll make stupid product-related puns at the grocery store followed by a dramatic sigh from the kids

- lilina can recite the “punchline” to all the standard dad jokes word for word

- lilina’s first time bra-shopping with her dads is an absolute disaster in the finest form and she cringes every time she thinks back to it

- hector can’t accept that lilina is growing up and throws her embarrassing princess-themed parties until she’s like. 17

- whenever hector and roy have the house to themselves they almost starve to death and eventually settle on ordering pizza

- hector throws a bbq party and is very confident of his burger flipping skills. two hours in eliwood is clearing the entire backyard with a fire distinguisher

- eliwood is the gay who can cook but whenever it’s hector’s turn the kids suddenly decide they are eating at a friend’s

- hector is the gay who can DRIFT and every morning he speedruns his way to drop off the kids 2 min before school starts. oh and ofc he shouts embarrassing shit at them as they run to the entrance

- one time when lilina is a toddler hector sees her getting bullied on the school playground and eliwood has to use all his might in order to prevent hector from beating the ever living shit out of a 6 y/o

- roy gets in a fight at school, eliwood: “young man I am very disap-” hector, barging in: “DID YA WIN SON???’

- hector insists on taking roy on trips where they do Manly Things like fishing or hiking. roy hates every minute of it

- eliwood goes flower-picking with lilina and religiously attends all her tea parties

- you know at the pool when dads do that thing where they ~playfully~ throw their kids around in the water. eli and hec do it competitively and scare away all the other people at the pool in doing so

- eliwood lets the kids win at board/video games to lift their mood. hector on the other hand is keen on crushing them relentlessly no matter what (builds character). has launched the wii mote directly into the tv screen more than once

- eli and hec go away for a weekend to be gay or whatever. lyn watches the kids for the first time. two hrs in calls eliwood: “hey so what do children eat normally?”

- hector snores and keeps not only eliwood up but also lili and roy 2 rooms over 

- eliwood is the parent who lectures you so thoroughly that it shooks you for weeks. months. the kids know they done fucked up when they get an eli lecture

- hector: “idk ask your dad” eliwood: “I’m not sure, what does your father think?” rinse and repeat

- lilina, one morning when she’s a little older: they weren’t playing twister

- listen the bottom line is eliwood and hector are just really, really embarrassing

- but roy and lilina love them regardless ok 

I need like a document with all the hcs bc this I only came up w/ on the spot lol

[phoenixyfriend]

Trans Headcanons for Team Voltron

A few people expressed interest, so here we go! I was mostly musing on some plot ideas for a fic, and then realized that I just... really like the fact that I have enough trans headcanons to actually be able to play around with who feels which way about the concept of gender, body dysphoria, and presentation, since IRL not all trans people have the same approach to these things. Most of this is from a conversation with @firebirdeternal​, my usual beta.

Some things to keep in mind: I am not trans, I just like diverse headcanons. @firebirdeternal​ is nb. I don’t always headcanon a character the same way from one universe to the next. I will almost always headcanon Pidge, Hunk, and Coran as trans. The others more just... happen as I write. Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren’t, depending on which fic it is and what my brain decided was a good idea.

Anyway, I’m sticking this under a Read More because Lance, Matt, and Keith all have multiple paragraphs for their sections and the post got... long.

Hunk is uncomfortable with sexual situations and anything below the belt, but strangely ambivalent about his chest. He’s fine going around without binder so long as he’s wearing a shirt, but super unwilling to do anything involving taking off his pants unless he’s either completely alone or in a medical situation where the medical professional in question doesn’t say cissexist things or try to talk about his genitalia for no reason. On HRT by the time he’s at the Garrison and looking into surgical options to figure out what he’s most comfortable with, but hasn’t actually gotten any yet.

Pidge doesn't super mind being mistaken for a boy, and frequently wears boyish clothes, but there's a lot of gender euphoria for her in stuff like sundresses and long hair. She likes being a girl, but isn’t super bothered by people thinking she’s a dude so long as it really is just a mistake (or her being undercover), and they correct themselves afterwards. She’s also interested in transitioning hormonally and with surgery, and was on puberty blockers before Voltron happened. (Altean medical technology means a safe and nearly painless vaginoplasty, breast prostheses, etc.  and Pidge has no hangups at that point.)

Coran transitioned literally centuries ago and is comfortable in his own body, but only due to the fact that Altean surgeries meant he could definitely get the body he WANTED when he wanted it. He had some fairly strong dysphoria before that. He’s pretty solidly a dude though, and hasn’t had the kind of internal debates that Pidge and Lance get since he was very, very young.

Lance's relationship with gender is kind of tenuous. He settled on identifying as a dude a few years ago, but actually likes his vagina and wants a pregnancy at some point (because Lance loves the idea of having kids and is down with being the one to carry them), and has admitted to considering identifying as nb because he still sometimes likes the IDEA of dressing up and being viewed as a woman for a night? He’s a dude. He identifies as a boy/man (he’s at the age where either word works and it doesn’t really matter), but. You know. He’s got some interests that people would consider feminine and he still sometimes looks at women and goes “Huh, I wouldn’t mind looking like that for a day”

firebirdeternal See, I've kind of headcanoned Lance as being very fluid except for one thing, he really doesn't like chest based intimacy with himself. Like that's the one thing that does actually bother him, and it isn't a rational thing for him.

Lance's gender is a complicated thing that he's mostly just given up on trying to untangle. He tells people he's a dude and stays fairly solid on that unless he super trusts someone, because a lot of people have tried to dictate his gender FOR him when he explains the details. He doesn’t actually think it’s that big of a deal? Hell, even when he considers “would it make more sense to identify as genderfluid or bigender or something,” it’s usually with about the same level of seriousness as picking out which color boxers he wants to put on after a shower, or what flavor his Frappuccino of the day is going to be, because he’s comfortable in his own skin at this point and as far as he’s concerned, that’s all that matters?

It’s just that other people keep trying to tell him that it’s a big deal and that is Very Tiring.

firebirdeternal I like that a lot. Sticking to the label you know people will at least SEE rather than get into the complexities of how you really feel, at least with people you don't trust yet.

Since I mentioned it for the others: he got top surgery but isn’t interested in anything else.

Relevant:  I know a trans guy who occasionally dresses in drag (mostly 1700s dresses because he's a history nerd, or...well, some old thing like that), and I like to think that Lance, even as a trans dude, would probably still dress in drag sometimes, because clothing isn't inherently gendered (fuck you, Victorians) and also GLITTER IS FUN AND SO IS DANCING and anyway, Lance would definitely still be down for crossplay and RuPaul’s Drag Race levels of Extra and wearing dresses even when he’s firmly sure that he’s a dude because it’s just a pretty outfit.

Keith's dysphoria kind of... oscillates? I don't headcanon him as trans often, but when I do I usually headcanon him as an "out of sight, out of mind" person. If he's wearing a binder and pants, then he doesn't have to think about it. If he isn't, then it's really a flip of the coin.

firebirdeternalyeah, he seems very much like: The less he has to think about it the happier he is. I can honestly see a scene where Keith has a mild breakdown because he has to get a new binder and it gives him Bad Sensory Issues because of something different about the fabric.

(NOTE: Both firebirdeternal and I headcanon Keith as autistic, since...well. There’s evidence for it in canon, and we like to project.)

This affects his approach to sex. If he's having a high dysphoria day, then he doesn't really want to be on the receiving end of anything? He's perfectly happy pleasuring his partner most of the time, but not... actually touching himself or being touched Like That. On the other hand, sometimes the dysphoria is barely there and anything goes. Definitely interested in HRT but not super comfortable with the idea of any kind of surgery, even with Altean medical tech.

firebirdeternal Yeah, up and down days, basically. I just... I love the trans Coran headcanon so much, especially when paired with any number of trans paladin ones, because I can just see him being such a good Space Dad to the kids. Like, even with the differences in Culture he'd be So There for them.

I only recently started playing around with trans Matt headcanons, and I think he's kind of similar to Pidge in that he's mostly about the gender EUphoria, and he got top surgery before Kerberos and doesn't really care about below the belt. I think the best way to put it for Matt is that he's trans but ranks that fact lower on his list of Important Identities than the others (save for Lance) do.

firebirdeternal He likes feeling like a Cool Guy Anime Protagonist honestly.

He's trans, and open about it, but it's not a thing he really thinks warrants much attention or discussion or even self-reflection? He'd rather play video games and gush over his little sister's coding.

EXCEPT FOR THE PUNS.

Matt is all about the queer jokes.

firebirdeternal Oh god he loves them. HC that Matt came out of the closet at like 12 with a joke because the opening his mom gave him was TOO GOOD to be ignored, and after a split second his mom and dad were just giggling up a storm and hugging him. Pidge too.

Colleen already had suspicions but her first reaction was a snort and a facepalm. "So THAT'S how you've chosen to come out."

firebirdeternal All this followed by GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF REASSURANCE. Pidge is like "Matt come out again, mom baked brownies for like three weeks the last time you did"

"I already told her I was bi and trans, there's nothing LEFT." 

(I've also played around with Matt being intersex but I'm not comfortable delving much deeper into that, especially on a public platform, until I've done some more research on intersex representation and common issues so I know I’m not doing anything offensive with the headcanon.)

[hibernianbok]

Papa Nordics hcs? Individually, not together!

I’ve been waiting for this

Denmark:

He is child in an adults body. Raising his own children would be a walk in the park! He’s always up for playing pretend or dress up with them and you better believe he will get them a mountain of Lego to play with!

Protect of his child, very. He’s one of those dads that will give his children alot of freedom but as soon as they’re going out with someone he wants to know who they are with and where. No harm shall come to them.

Dad jokes are extremely common, in fact he probably tells his child to call him ‘dadmark’! Every time he makes his child sigh or ugh he laughs and gives them a hair ruffle.

Sometimes it will feel like his child is looking after him, especially when he take them to the toy shop. On many occasions he will be the one buying the toys for his own entertainment. 

Pushes his children to their absolute limits and cheering them on every step of the way. If he knows that his child can do something he will bribe them, cheer them and whatever else to help them achieve their goals!

To annoy his child he does many things. His personal favorite being to tickling their hips till they’re crying with laughter and putting them on his shoulders (Still laughing) and running around the house!

He adores it when his child lets him do their hair, no matter the length or texture. If it’s short he gives them a quiff, if it’s long he’ll give them a danish braid! if it’s mid-way he’ll do plaited pigtails! 

Sometimes when he’s bored and his child is nearby, he’ll make a game out of trying to put his tiny hat on their head without them noticing. If he achieves it he’ll take a picture and posted it on Snap chat.

Trips to the shops to get ingredients is pretty common, he loves to bake with his child! Only the best danish pastries recipes will be taught and anyone who even smells them will being to drool!

When nobody is around or is coming over he will turn the living room into a giant pillow fort! He loves to see the look on his child’s face as they dive into the fort of pillows and blankets he’s made.

Dad rating: Everything is awesome 

Finland:

He is a very caring and fathering man, he is always doing everything he can for his children; the cooking, cleaning, general family bonding, anything to keep them happy!

Strictness wise he is rather flexible. MOST of the time he will brush of misbehavior and give his child a quick scold. Just, don’t make him angry. For the love of everything holy and your safety don’t!

The amount of worrying he does over his children is almost enough to worry about him. He is always on edge when his child is staying at a friends, you better believe he has the friends parents phone number!

You know when your mum/dad/guardian see a friend outside the shop and starts to talk for them for about fifty years? Yeah… he’s that dad. Best bring something to entertain yourself with!

He is very relaxed when it comes to emotional issues, if his children have any problems at all he’ll talk them through it and then give them words of encouragement and enthusiasm!

Also that dad that takes his children to the park and has a flock of mothers surrounding him. All of them are very kind and such, but can he please watch his baby whilst they’re swinging on the monkey bars?

One of the Parent Council dads, he is very involved in his children’s education. Plus he can prove that he’s the best at making cookies! No one can beat Santa’s cookies after all~

Speaking of being Santa, he’s children always get the best presents! But they do have to stay over at uncle Estonia’s house for Christmas eve. Only because he needs to do his job though.

Sauna days with his kids! He loves to just sit back and let the steam engulf him. If the steam is too intense for his child, they can always go for a nice swim in the pool!

He is always giving his children hugs. He will find any excuse to give his kiddo a tight snuggle, good moments and bad! Unless of course they don’t like hugs in which case, hair ruffles are good too! 

Dad rating: Baby in a box (If you don’t get that click: here)

Iceland:

At first, he has no idea what on earth he is doing. For those who are friends/family of Iceland will likely receive 3am phone calls with the topic; ‘What do I do when my child cries?’ 

He is probably that dad that is completely awkward dad that makes jokes at the wrong time, Denmark does that right? Denmark raised him so jokes are a thing that good dads do right? (Send the lad some help please)

Mr.Puffin is the official “HELP ME PARENT PLEASE!” bird, as much as it may annoy the poor puffin it will keep him busy. Family chill time is probably everyone’s favorite time.

Saying all of this, he does try his best. He tries to show his children the wonders of his land and others, as odd as it may seem he knows that the world is very large and he hopes they will see it all!

He enjoys telling them old folktales for bedtime stories! Sometimes he’ll go on for long after his child has fell asleep, so many tales that have been passed on to tell from the people lost in time.

They’re raised to be able to speak more than one language, He can get pretty embarrassed speaking his own language (Source: X (Trivia point!)). He wants his children to be able to wonder the world understand others!

School wise is eeh… He believes that education is the way too success but coming to him with homework or school drama is not the best idea. He either doesn’t know or doesn’t really care.

Discipline wise, he’s got it down to a T, he knows that as soon as the Wifi password is changed and the remotes have been hidden his child is all of a sudden going to be rather nice to him~

To add to the point above, he cannot stand bratty children. From day one he will tell them “You respect me, I respect you” and if they follow that rule then they will be very close!

He can be pretty clingy to his child, he doesn’t like to be surround by people but he’s not a big fan of being all by himself. His child will probably be around him alot to stop him from being too lonely.

Dad rating: How to be a good papa?

Norway:

The chill parent™ literally. He is very tolerant and patient with his children. He will let them do as they please as long as they stay within their boundaries. So long as they do it’s chill™

He will probably put his children on a pedestal like he does Iceland. He’s always going on about how his children are amazing and how cute they look in that outfit he bought them(like Maes from FMA? please tell me if i’m wrong)

To any out lookers, they would say that he’s got a good hand on raising his children. They would be right! Besides the mental screaming and the worrying coffee intake from lack of sleep due to worrying about them, he’s fine! 

Dad jokes are a thing, but in a weird way. His child can say anything and he would pause, stare and murmur a really bad pun under his breath. I.e. ‘Whoa, papa! Look at this!’ ‘……I can’t believe it’s not butter...’ 

He spoils his children more than he is willing to admit, they could see something on TV and he would surprise them with it the next day. He can’t really help it, he doesn’t want them to live like he used to.

Emotional stuff he’s pretty good at! He is able to sit there and listen to any problems his children are facing for hours if he must. He is also willing to hug them and sooth their worries with comforting songs!

Adores telling his children myths and folklore! Sometimes he’ll even take them on drives to the places and introduce them to the creatures that the stories are based around!

Whenever the midnight sun or the Nordic lights are on show he’ll let his children stay up to see them. Joined with the forces of caffeine and warm blankets he’ll sit outside with them all night if they want.

To him, his children are a blessing and something to live for. If he is ever lacking motivation or inspiration he’ll think about his children and BAM! You’ve got one very determined Norwegian.

He takes alot of time off work to spend with his children. He wants to be apart of their lives and for them to always know that he loves them, for him nothing is more important than his family.

Dad rating: Butter hurry up with that homework

Sweden:

This man is a papa and a half! He is already raising two kids (Sealand & Ladonia!) so the man knows what he’s doing. He is always alot more relaxed when with kids and is happy to care for them!

He is very good at keeping his children in line, how exactly? Star charts. He knows that losing a gold star is everyone’s worse nightmare and he will use this to his advantage. Gold stars are given to good kiddos only!

Want a tree house? Because his children are getting a tree mansion! Nearly all of their room’s furniture and toys are made by him, but don’t worry they’re made entirely out of love!

Super protective of his little ones! He would never let any harm come to them whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally. If anyone dares to hurt them he will be knocking on the culprits door at 3am!

Sometimes he’ll take his kids with him for a small fishing trip if the weather is right. Sure camping may be a little boring but it’s the bonding that counts! Plus fishing can be rather relaxing~

He is always willing to participate in games with his little ones, even pretend and sports! If it means that they’re gaining an interest in a possible future career or dream then he will do his best to guide them.

To his children he can seem like a rag doll at certain times, he doesn’t mind them climbing onto his shoulders or letting them borrow his glasses. If it keeps them happy and they’re safe then it’s fine.

Education wise he is the man when his children need help with homework. He will talk them through the problem and give them as much motivation as they need, sometimes in the form of pastries! 

All drawings and school achievements will have a special spot on the fridge for all to see. Any of his little ones achievements will be rewarded with a meal out wherever they want!

His absolute favorite thing in the world is to wake up with his little family all fallen asleep on the sofa with him, he thinks it’s so cute seeing them all snuggled up on top of him with a blanket covering them all~

Dad rating: Swedad

[kenjkats]

2. 4. 5. but i can't decide if Jake or Kenji 💔 -@jakexmc

2. Their emotional/moral weak spots

Jake

Mike. Omfg the emotional scar that man left on this mans. There’s a lot of guilt and anger towards himself. Then seeing him again after all this time, seeing that Mike is alive and fcked up by Lundgren to the point that he recognizes and feels nothing? You all saw Jake space out in denial for a few seconds and ask for a drink. Without help, he could end up down a very dark road. 

Rebecca and his mom. He feels ashamed and angry at the thought that for their own good and his, he has to let the ones he loves the most think he’s a traitor and man unworthy of all the pride they placed in him.

Kenji

His mom. They were obviously close before, but growing up and wanting to be his own person that wasn’t defined by “A+” or “1st place” tore them apart. He feels bad that he disappoints her, but feels angry that she can’t accept him. And he really just misses his mom who was one of his first best friends.

People thinking he’s irresponsible. He’s got this thing where he wants to have fun and be chill, but the image he’s conjured up with those actions makes a lot of people think he’s irresponsible, even though, as proven by The Grand renovation, and him low-key rejecting you if you flirt with him a lot that night, that he can be very responsible when needed. (Also he’s a fckng hero who would put his life at risk so???)

4. Best places to kiss on their body

Jake

His stubbly chin! His neck too, and down his muscular chest. But seriously, how buff and sculpted is Jake having gone through military training? Imagine kissing your way down that kind of chest and those abs????

Kenji

The back of his neck (hello riding behind him on his motorcycle teasing), the collar bone, that sweet spot where your jaw meets your ear. Plus years of expert martial arts training also has him ripped. So generally everywhere???

5. Guilty pleasures

Jake

H a m m o c k s and a cold drink. He could spend hours just lying in the sun somewhere.

His dad jokes and puns good lord he enjoys them way too much than he lets on.

Kenji

Binge watching music videos for hours at home while eating his own amazing yakisoba.

He admits to being vain so on top of actually wanting to be a good guy and hero, he loves the attention tbh. I picture him having some Instagram just for Talos where he posts a loooot of selfies.

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