#which is very sweet

[garbageisland-0]

Someone also requested Nomu!Deku

[flashstep-connoisseur]

congratulations to metallic rouge for joining the exclusive club of relatively mainstream media that are normal about plurality

[recallthename]

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[crocgirl420]

It’s awkward keeping in touch with my dad’s family but not my dad sometimes

[highdensityrabbitsituation]

boyfriend, filling in my info for a plane ticket: *trys out several different title options for me including viscount, lady, the right honorable*

me: what are you doing

boyfriend: they don’t have Mx.

me: just do Ms. i don’t want to get in trouble for impersonating someone

boyfriend: fine *selects Ms.*

boyfriend: *scrolls down to gender options and sees that they only have male and female*

boyfriend: seriously?! this is supposed to be a progressive company!

boyfriend: *selects male*

[headofocs-inklesspen]

Something something love is your retired doctor great uncle calling your grandparents from Florida because he doesn’t have your phone number but heard a shooting happened near where you live and wants to know you’re okay

Being known is your grandmother replying “I highly doubt she was there because why would she be, but I’ll check anyway”

[spielzeugkaiser]

How it started-

How it's going!! They are a family and I am!!! also draw the hug you want to see in the show but they are forgiven because them meeting in brokilon was still soooo tender my HEART-

[vilochkaaa]

I wanna see Clint in your style plsplsplsplspls

>^__^<

[epersonae]

Lilac <3

Thank you anon! 💜

(why do you follow me)

[the-chelseahotel]

Talking about being in pit, me and my brother went to a concert last week and it was his second concert ever and bless him he did not understand the unspoken rules of being in the pit

[doginacafe]

There's something deeply fucking wrong with you for having a gay character turn bi, especially after all the shit you wrote earlier. I hope you die screaming and alone, you fucking miserable, worthless, degenerate piece of shit. Absolutely nauseating. People like you are the worst possible part of the queer community and I wish I could kill you myself.

Fuck off.

first tumblr hatemail!! does this mean ive officially made it you guys

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: babies!!!! you’re also referred to as “ma” once

okay but like,,,,,first time dad Bakugou giving his baby their first bath after coming home!!! you’re fluttering around the kitchen, trying to make sure you have your daughters towel ready, her baby safe soap, a tiny washcloth, that her teeny tiny pajamas are in the dryer.

it’s only when you take a second to ask Bakugou something do you finally just—pause. your gaze instantly softens, a lovesick smile inching on your face as you watch your big buff pro hero husband hunch over the kitchen sink.

your daughter is resting in the baby bath seat, lilac colored and reclined back. she squirms when Bakugou lets the warm water run over her naked, fat little belly. her face scrunches at the new sensation, fists balling up against her chest. he coos at her, gentle,

“I know, ya little princess. Feels weird on ya, doesn’t it?” he asks her, voice so small under the running water. he cups his hand, holds a handful of water, tilts her fat cheek up to let it slide in her neck rolls that always smell like milk. she whines at that, sniffles and hiccups before she cries. you go to take a step forward, to console her, but Bakugou is so patient.

“It’s alright,” he kisses her tears away. “Daddy’s just tryna help you.” he runs the water all over her body, and paired with his softly spoken words, does she finally quiet after a few seconds. her little body trembles with the aftermath, pouty lips puffy and he can’t help but smooth his hand over the softness of her face.

“Yer a crybaby, just like your ma.” he whispers to her, grinning when that breaks you out of your stupor to smack him on the shoulder. you both laugh at that, and you finally feel the peace that is your little family. you lean against Bakugou’s shoulder, pressing a kiss to his jaw before looking at your daughter again.

“You’re gonna be a great dad,” you mumble into his skin. he doesn’t say anything, but you can feel his shuddering breath, and the calmness that blankets the rest of your house.

[vexx-the-egg]

meanwhile in the sim verse

[ohno-the-sun]

Vibrating with happiness I got them signed aaaaa

[jewishregulus]

love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”

[werecreature-addicted]

for someone who wants to bang a werewolf, I sure do scream like a fire alarm when my dog brings me "gifts" (dead lizard) realistically if a man brought me his hunt as a gift I'd pass out.