cuddling with a cute boy and holding them close so you can whisper everything that you know will fluster them in their ear. getting them worked up and squirming before pivoting to asking them questions.
"i know you're imagining a scene in your head, what's got you so turned on, baby?"
"come on, don't cower away now. tell me every detail you can think of."
"stop hiding your face. look at me. now, tell me what turns you on about [embarassing detail]."
"how cute, you can barely get a word out can you?"
cuddling a cute boy and embarrassing them until they're panting into your chest, gripping onto your shirt, before finally climbing atop them and landing a sharp bite on their neck.
"i guess i'll put you out of your misery, kitty, but you'll have to thank me for giving you what you clearly want so badly."
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i’m conflicted between skipping every spoiler and bts photos and also looking up every single detail i can find. but i wanna be surprised when watching s5. but also the wait is killing me
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Day 12 - Glow Weed
i named this scavenger Soap. they collect glow weed from the depths of shoreline and submerged superstructure to bring home to their family in subterranean.
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Somehow I’m my best and also my worst self when I’m in love
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rest in peace mandy wiles you would’ve had a mental breakdown to good luck babe by chappell roan
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love the universal metaphor of the ocean as a mother and how it relates to exile. tommy always wakes up in the ocean he flies above it with a temporarily gifted trident he doesn't take anything from it because it takes everything from him he sees it as his way out but it becomes his way through instead oooouuuugggh
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Please don’t confront me with my failures
I had not forgotten them
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tavlach band au karlach drummer tav bassist
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille.
And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival
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