#who IS

[five-is-a-princess-confirmed]

DON'T SPEAK ON MY BODY COUNT IF THE DICK AIN'T WORTH COMING BACK FOR SECONDS

[mischieviem]

Snip benders!

@sayosweeti @snip-benders

[wiirocku]

Revelation 11:17 (NLT) - And they said,

“We give thanks to You, Lord God, the Almighty, the One who is and who always was, for now you have assumed Your great power and have begun to reign.

[chronicallybitchless]

Okay but imagine this song with Sherlock and John

[adorkastock]

Who is everyone?!

Here's everyone! I think. I think it's everyone? Yeah I'm pretty sure. 🤔

[time22kill]

hey guys quick question does everyone also think abt what glenns house wouldve looked after the whole Thing . do we think it wouldve been completely different or would nicks room still be there .

[adaines-furious-feast]

I think about reformed Baron every day. I think of them, created to be nothing more than the worst fears of the person they have a great desire to be close to, knowing they are bad and wanting to be better but thinking it would be better if they were just not anything any more. And I just... this guy.

[themorguepoet]

Idk who Vasant is but I have seen this name appear on my timeline all day in different posts. Is it their birthday? Are they real or fictional? Whoever it is. Wishing you a very happy existence Vasant

[gin-juice-tonic]

tbh it always fucks me up how nobody ever mentions stan and fords other brother. shermie. why does nobody talk about him. in both canon and fanon he gets so little attention its possible to just. not notice him. hes so completely Unacknowledged it drives me NUTS and i know he only exists so that the family tree works out and so they didnt have to make it so that stan or ford have ever canonically felt the touch of a woman but im still obsessed with him. it feels like a graggle simpson situation but hes literally a real character. the entire story is about siblings and caring about them and stuff yet stan and ford have this older brother who we never see on screen and whos only mentioned once. ever. where was he when stan and ford were getting bullied. shermie could be anywhere from a year older than stan and ford to a decade older (you have no idea how much math i just had to do to come to that vague ass conclusion about shermies age). why dont they mention him? why does nobody seem to care?? people only know he exists when that existence is mandatory for things to make sense. i feel like im going crazy do you understand me is this thing on

Sometimes people talk about Shermie. @eregyrn-falls is a very diligent tagger, and you could comb through her shermie pines tag if you wanted to find more of him

As for being older than Stan and Ford, the fandoms split on this one. Some people (me included) consider this baby to be Shermie

Which would make him significantly younger than Stan and Ford (and also has unfortunate double mid teen pregnancy implications, but I think the show didnt really think that one through)

Some other people consider it to be Shermie's baby, with him being older than his brothers like you said. Various reasons I've seen for why he's not around in that case include being military/getting drafted, or being significantly older than the twins.

Personally, I got a brother whos a decade older than me. When there's that much of an age gap theres a lot of times you dont see each other and a lot of stuff you just dont know about each other. He definitely never knew about any of my childhood bullies. So if Shermie's that much older, him not being in the story much makes sense to me.

[circeius-invidioso]

Who is Logan Jacobs?

For part 1 of this investigation go here

As I promised last night I will look into this man's bibliography 267 books. There is a lot of meat on those carrion infested bones.

So my first step is to go to his webside, deep into no man's land.

By all accounts the place seems normal, a storefront and a library at the same time.

But something in my spirit told me to beware. That there was something hidden between all these breasts.

You know what, let's look up the company itself. Real quick, then we will go to the books. Peak at the web and thus witness at the true form of the spider itself.

We have two leads, the publisher and the man itself.

I look up Logan Jacobs Books as a company on the US database.

Nothing.

Surely this must be wrong. I am just dumb, surely...

I look up for the logo and it being trademarked, there is a copyright here. Surely it must be this little ©️ tells me there is.

The secret it right there.

So I look up for the very logo of his company and I come back ready to tell you that I found.

Nothing.

Nothing...

And from this point on I will be saying allegedly before any statement because I do like not being sued.

So allegedly I can go right now and pay 500 $ and get his logo. I can do that. Right now, and copyright strike him.

But SURELY it can't be. I am dumb and don't know how to google properly.

So I look up JT PUBLISHING. SURELY THEY MUST EXIST.

Its.

Its.

Based in Africa?

Huh?

And hasn't filled anything since 2000? Allegedly.

But. They say they are corn fed americans? What is going on here?

Who is Logan Jacobs anyway?

What else are they allegedly lying about?

SURELY THE MAN HIMSELF, THE ONE WHO HAD THE NAME TAG ISN'T A LIE?!

Foreshadowing is a narrative device

I looked up the man himself seperate from the author.

And I came up with this.

Surely a random haremlit author online hasn't stolen queer person's face to make his racket of selling crappy books online seem more legit.

Allegedly.

Surely... this can't be...

Looking more on the webside I came across this

Who the fuck is Eric Vall? This is Logan Jacob Books... surely allegedly they didn't just leave such a blatant mistake out in the open for anyone to discover.

Surely...

They wouldn't leave the adress to their offices out in public for the wrong person to come across it...

And where does that adress lead to you might ask.

Mse Publishing.

Not Jt Publishing. Not an office that has a copyright free logo of a man who's face is stolen.

No.

Mse Publishing we found a new clue...

More on part 3 suddenly there are bigger fish to fry, the time to roast his bibliography will come.

Oh it will come alright.

The next part of the investigation

[stiwfssr]

[confusedass]

tiktok made one of the songs by my favorite artist go viral and i’m upset about it bc i’ve been trying to get people to notice how good that album it’s on is since it came out in 2022

[wiirocku]

Psalm 24:10 (NKJV) - Who is this King of glory? The LORD of hosts, He is the King of glory. Selah

[baranedizille]

Trying to remember how to draw

[ultrakart]

(Alex Trebek voice)

He’s the man who can conquer death.

[stardustxreverie]

What the hell happened here?