#who said that omg

[zappedbyzabka]

Paper plate is in the way of a jolly good time for Daniel’s hand

[muchosbesitos]

character that thinks they’re hard to love and character that loves them like it’s breathing will always and forever be my favorite trope 🗣️

[hyperfixationsposting]

alright i’m gonna need y’all writers to start working on maestro fics/oneshots because i am so in love with them and i need to consume more content to feed my delusional mind please and thank you

[sockeyesoren]

love of my life btw

[ricksanchezpilled]

MORE DRESSED UP RICK!!!

[livvyofthelake]

cuck king fr

[tahdashi]

artem's waist is so tiny like like like like like like

[septic-9mil]

Jay listening to Ringmaster

[galaxgay]

I love the look on Crowley's face when Aziraphale does something bad without any outside influence. And not morally bad, just... definitely not something angelic

The sheer glee in her eyes, he looks like hes falling all over again every time.

[antlergrave]

nina doodling in her room

(click for closeups)

[beybuniki]

captains

[yugiohz]

father and son in law activities

[muchosbesitos]

Sorry he didn’t show up you deserve better bestie

thank yew pookie, i wasn’t really upset about it since i ended up getting food afterwards 😭

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

[purpleshadow-star]

I'm actually so glad that they brought up the fact that Hades saved Sally's life cause... yeah. He did. Sure, it wasn't for a super good cause, but he still did save her.