#who’s there

[mortal-kingss]

she spiral on my distortion

[musewrangler]

At length, they arrived, and the familiar elegant lines of the Jade’s Fire came into Luke’s view.

He slewed into Mara as she helped him off the speeder and she snorted.

“Bit off more than we could chew, didn’t we, Skywalker?” she asked dryly, as they made their slow way up the landing ramp.

“Got…what I came for,” he panted.

“Where’s the demon droid accomplice?” she asked, easing him to her medbunk. Her ship was much better equipped to treat injuries than his faithful X-Wing and he was grateful.

“With…Leia,” he groaned as Mara pulled out a scanner to run over him. “Couldn’t…risk him going…rogue on this one.”

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[sreegs]

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[dradelcra]

Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they're making Basil and Dorian brothers

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival